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IT'S A KTUGACH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...Wait, it's a WHAT?
It looks like a lion-ish creature with spikes and fire all over it.
It also comes with two "Ktugachlings", which only have two legs and no arms, but make up for it by hovering. It's a good thing Raine isn't a biologist instead of an archaeologist, or she'd have a heart attack.
Unsurprisingly, Lloyd tries to fight the boss on his own.
But he actually does pretty well. Tempest lets him hit the entire length of the thing's body and also looks cool.
In fact, Lloyd does so well that the boss dies before its mutant children do!
Maybe he's an idiot savant, and is actually a tactical genius.
That means he has another other sole redeeming feature!
Once the boss is dead, the pit in the center does some mechanical things, which I guess is the seal being released.
Some more red lights appear and hover in the air. You might want to cover your eyes, Genis.
Remiel's voice echoes from heaven. Of course, he doesn't want to actually go down there until he's sure all the enemies have been killed.
Colette walks up to what Remiel claims is an altar and offers her prayers and all that.
Well, too late! Thanks to Angel Toxicosis, that's what she'll be getting.
Remiel finally decides it's safe, and sparkles down to earth. Hey, you're not Martel!
Maybe I hate authority so much, that seeing other people get shafted by it bothers me. Either way, fuck you Remiel
Some colored lasers fall into Colette, and after some flashing lights (these being required by law), she suddenly has sparkly pink angel wings. Like most wings, these let her fly around without any regard to air resistance or bone density, even though they don't even move very much.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST A HUMMINGBIRD HAS TO FLAP ITS WINGS TO HOVER IN ONE PLACE!?
NEITHER DO I
Remiel tells her to go to a seal found across the sea. I hope he's fine with her unlocking the seals in the wrong order.
And with that, pow! He's gone!
...Wait, no, his voice is still here. Damn.
Finally, it's over. Man, religious ceremonies are always dull.
Lloyd, you need to get a new computer.
Genis thinks this is awesome and jumps up and down like a dork some more, but if that happened in real life it would be awesome, so that's fine by me.
Lloyd ignores the light show. Hey, that's breaking character!
Also, here we can see that Raine, unlike Colette (and everyone else in the game), is very good at hiding things.
Meanwhile, Colette's been flapping her wings at incredible velocities for the benefit of Genis, who's still jumping.
Wait, now Lloyd's the mature one? Did he do character development while I wasn't looking?
Those are the coolest stupid girly wings ever.
The party has to fight its way out of the temple.
Genis learns a valuable lesson about not being fucking retarded, as he uses fire on the fire enemies and is surprised when it doesn't work. Fortunately, he switches to Aqua Edge after that.
STOP THE PRESSES
I guess they've started to get tired of their usual fighting routine, because Lloyd pulls a move called "Omega Tempest" out of nowhere, and Genis tries to imitate his sister's ball crushing technique, with some success.
Her divine powers now allow her to throw lots of hammers! It's holy!
HEY FIRE BIRD STOP CRAPPING FIRE ON THE CHOSEN
THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL
Is he going to throw a map on the enemies? Maybe he's going to pick up the world and OH MY GOD WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT
THAT'S THE BIGGEST THRUST I'VE EVER SEEN
Finally, the last damn obstacle is defeated.
He attacked them, you know.
...Wait, it's a WHAT?
It looks like a lion-ish creature with spikes and fire all over it.
It also comes with two "Ktugachlings", which only have two legs and no arms, but make up for it by hovering. It's a good thing Raine isn't a biologist instead of an archaeologist, or she'd have a heart attack.
Unsurprisingly, Lloyd tries to fight the boss on his own.
But he actually does pretty well. Tempest lets him hit the entire length of the thing's body and also looks cool.
In fact, Lloyd does so well that the boss dies before its mutant children do!
Damn, Lloyd, that's hardcore!Lloyd wrote:Just as I expected!
Maybe he's an idiot savant, and is actually a tactical genius.
That means he has another other sole redeeming feature!
Once the boss is dead, the pit in the center does some mechanical things, which I guess is the seal being released.
Some more red lights appear and hover in the air. You might want to cover your eyes, Genis.
Remiel's voice echoes from heaven. Of course, he doesn't want to actually go down there until he's sure all the enemies have been killed.
"Huh? Me?"Remiel wrote:You,
"Oh..."Remiel wrote:the Chosen of Regeneration
Colette walks up to what Remiel claims is an altar and offers her prayers and all that.
Are you sure you want the strength of a comatose patient?Colette wrote:Oh Goddess Martel, great protector and nurturer of the earth, grant me thy strength!
Well, too late! Thanks to Angel Toxicosis, that's what she'll be getting.
Remiel finally decides it's safe, and sparkles down to earth. Hey, you're not Martel!
Remiel wrote:Colette, my dear daughter, you have done well.Mwa ha ha
It's a happy family reunion!Colette wrote:Thank you…Fa…ther.
Oh, what the hell. Did the whole world fall asleep!?Remiel wrote:The guardian of the seal has fallen, and the first seal has been released. Efreet will surely awaken soon.
Well, one of the powers of the angels.Remiel wrote:In the name of Cruxis, I shall grant you the power of the angels.
Hearing this makes me a little bit angry for some reason.Colette wrote:Thank you, my lord.
Maybe I hate authority so much, that seeing other people get shafted by it bothers me. Either way, fuck you Remiel
Some colored lasers fall into Colette, and after some flashing lights (these being required by law), she suddenly has sparkly pink angel wings. Like most wings, these let her fly around without any regard to air resistance or bone density, even though they don't even move very much.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST A HUMMINGBIRD HAS TO FLAP ITS WINGS TO HOVER IN ONE PLACE!?
NEITHER DO I
"This time."Remiel wrote:The angel transformation will not be without pain. Yet, it is but for one night.
Remiel tells her to go to a seal found across the sea. I hope he's fine with her unlocking the seals in the wrong order.
And with that, pow! He's gone!
...Wait, no, his voice is still here. Damn.
"I GUESS I REALLY AM THE CHOSEN"Remiel wrote:I shall await you at the next seal, the Chosen of Regeneration, my beloved daughter, Colette.
Finally, it's over. Man, religious ceremonies are always dull.
SCANNING...SCANNING...COMPLETE. WINGS IDENTIFIED.Lloyd wrote:Colette...has wings!
Lloyd, you need to get a new computer.
Her wings disappear into hammerspace. Wow, she didn't even need a tutorial!Colette wrote:Uh-huh, and look, I can put them away, too.
Genis thinks this is awesome and jumps up and down like a dork some more, but if that happened in real life it would be awesome, so that's fine by me.
Lloyd ignores the light show. Hey, that's breaking character!
Is there anything you can wait for?Lloyd wrote:He said the next place is across the sea! That means we get to sail on a ship! Haha! I can’t wait!
DESIANS CAN SINK SHIPS BY JUST LOOKING AT THEMRaine wrote:A ship…hmm. I wonder if there are any ships sailing with the way things are right now.
Also, here we can see that Raine, unlike Colette (and everyone else in the game), is very good at hiding things.
Meanwhile, Colette's been flapping her wings at incredible velocities for the benefit of Genis, who's still jumping.
Yeah, seriously...Lloyd wrote:Okay you two, we get it already. That’s enough.
Wait, now Lloyd's the mature one? Did he do character development while I wasn't looking?
Yes, her wings can also be used as a deadly projectile weapon.Colette learned Angel Feathers.
Those are the coolest stupid girly wings ever.
The party has to fight its way out of the temple.
Genis learns a valuable lesson about not being fucking retarded, as he uses fire on the fire enemies and is surprised when it doesn't work. Fortunately, he switches to Aqua Edge after that.
WATER BEATS FIREGenis wrote:Found your weakness!
STOP THE PRESSES
I guess they've started to get tired of their usual fighting routine, because Lloyd pulls a move called "Omega Tempest" out of nowhere, and Genis tries to imitate his sister's ball crushing technique, with some success.
You sure sound mad all right. Nice try, though.Colette wrote:I'm mad now!
Her divine powers now allow her to throw lots of hammers! It's holy!
HEY FIRE BIRD STOP CRAPPING FIRE ON THE CHOSEN
THAT IS VERY DISRESPECTFUL
"Atlas"?Genis wrote:Atlas!
Is he going to throw a map on the enemies? Maybe he's going to pick up the world and OH MY GOD WHEN DID HE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT
THAT'S THE BIGGEST THRUST I'VE EVER SEEN
Finally, the last damn obstacle is defeated.
You mean Kratos, right?Lloyd wrote:You picked the wrong guy to mess with!
He attacked them, you know.
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As the party leaves the literal hellhole, Colette falls to her knees for a couple of seconds.
Fortunately, Lloyd runs up to her and starts yelling, giving her the strength to get back on her feet! ITS THE POWER OF LOVES TRUE HEART
Of course Genis doesn't believe Colette, because she doesn't look fine at all! Never mind the half-dead voice part.ever so far.
Kratos explains (very slowly) that getting really sick is obviously part of Martel's trials, and that they should just wait it out.
Everyone agrees with this because lol Kratos.
Colette starts rasping that she's fine/sorry for everything. Wow, both catchphrases in one text box!
Lloyd pretends to be the leader and suggests they set up camp.
So they do. Although "camp" apparently means "a fire".
Of course, since everyone's about ready to sleep, that means it's time for Lloyd to run around and harass everybody!
Starting with Kratos, because lol Kratos.
Oh, wait. The graphics team. Never mind.
Wait, no. Sure, go ahead."
Kratos wants to ask Lloyd about his mysterious yet probably dead father. Wow, Kratos, you're enjoying this way too much.
Maybe he's actually forgotten about the whole revenge thing by now.
So Kratos tries harder!
WITNESS LLOYD IRVING'S EPIC QUEST FOR VENGEANCE
UNTIL HE FORGETS ABOUT IT
Instead, he delivers a dramatic speech about how the village's destruction was his fault and that he's going on a journey to absolve him of his sins or something.
TALES OF SYMPHONIA
WITNESS LLOYD IRVING'S EPIC QUEST FOR WHATEVER IT IS HE'S DECIDED HIS QUEST IS ABOUT TODAY
Kratos is all "Good job, Lloyd! Use determination to kill enemies!That's my boy!"
Maybe you should wait until Kratos isn't standing right next to you before saying things like that.
He runs away and talks to Genis instead.
I'll just assume it's not actually disgusting. Lloyd, what's your opinion?
This is the dialogue option that raises Genis' affection level. It's a trick question.
Good thing the player got it right, because otherwise Genis' affection level would be slightly lower!!
I'm going to stop imagining what that would taste like. RIGHT NOW
Lloyd's surprised, because he assumed Raine made the food, even though he can see their cooking levels.
...Wait, I think this game was actually the first time I saw something like that. I'll be quiet now.
He goes to talk to Raine.
...Hey, why's everyone standing motionless around a campfire, anyway!?
Never mind. Raine's wondering whether Colette'sbio-something becoming a different life form.awesome sarcastic pricks?
Yeah I'm not even going to bother putting a line through "half-elves" anymore
The last person Lloyd talks to is, as always, the main character. Of course, this conversation is the only one to get voice acting.
So much for being good at craftwork! Your necklace sucks and you suck!
Somehow, Colette manages to apologize for Lloyd breaking the necklace. She's basically the apology champion of the world.
Also, she can't eat anymore. We're not supposed to know this for sure yet, but Colette reassures us that she's fine, which confirms that something is wrong.
She also gets the fatal cough of death, because that's the only way they can let us in the audience know someone's sick without saying "SHE'S SICK" or "HER FACE IS DEATHLY WHITE FROM THE SICK"
Lloyd tries saying he's sorry to Colette, but she replies by saying she's "really sorry". No one can out-apologize Colette!
Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, Colette looks at some water and coughs some more.
Suddenly, it's morning, and the party heads for the coastal town of Palmacosta, because a skit called "To Palmacosta" starts.
Raine thinks there won't be any more "clues" on the continent, as though they're solving a murder mystery.
The victim is Mithos. You'll be surprised at who the killers are!
Also, worst continent ever. Forest, desert...the end.
Genis is exited to see Palmacosta, "the biggest city in the world".
I guess he has to say something really dorky to make up for the proness displayed earlier.
Lloyd suggests thatthe player they go shopping at Triet before they head for the trail of suck, so they head there first.
Genis trips and falls on his face, making a comically loud "thud" noise. Coolness karma is pretty fast-acting in this game.
Genis gets a tiny scratch, and Raine goes crazy, shouting that IT MIGHT GET INFECTED!!
Ha
Ha-ha
I guess being hit in the face with giant hammers is not at all conducive to the spread of bacteria. See, Raine knows this because she is a science wizard professor.
So Raine gets some title or something and then Kratos actually does go shopping.
I kind of wasn't expecting that. I thought he'd be all "Hell no. Buying stuff is for squares" like a retard.
He looks at a Colette-shaped hole in the wall and thinks about a drop of water.
Y'know, if she can push blocks and destroy walls like that, Item Thief should do a giant amount of damage and be her best attack. It would be awesome.
Finally, they go back to the inn to rest. Kratos tries to blast the inn's door down with the Sorcerer's Ring for a dramatic entrance, but it doesn't work. He should have had Colette fall into it instead.
During the night, someone breaks into their room.
They turn on the lights, but the culprit has fled.
Hey, wait a minute...what lights? Maybe that was just Lloyd opening his eyes.He did what Hey, don't make fun of Kratos.
WHAT WILL THEY DOtoday this part.
WHAT THE FUCK LLOYD
Seriously! Genis would have a harder time fighting off an attacker in the dark than those two!
I'm sure the Dwarven Vows have something to do with this. The dwarves are prejudiced bigots!
Somehow, they get a good night's rest, and are ready to resume their epic quest journey the next morning.
They set off across the desert, fighting enemies along the way. Genis overkills some snakes with previously unseen spells like "Ice Tornado" and "Air Blade". He'll know Indignation Judgment within a week.
But he still thinks it's a good idea to start casting while enemies are right next to him.
Fortunately, Lloyd runs up to her and starts yelling, giving her the strength to get back on her feet! ITS THE POWER OF LOVES TRUE HEART
Lloyd wrote:Colette! Are you okay?
It's no "It's nothing", but it'll do.Colette wrote:I'm...fine... (spoken as though she's almost dead)
Of course Genis doesn't believe Colette, because she doesn't look fine at all! Never mind the half-dead voice part.
The graphics team didn't want to bother changing the color of Colette's face, so we'll just have to take Genis' word for it. SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ACTIVATEGenis wrote:Your face is completely white!
This is about to become the dumbest apology sessionGenis wrote:It’s all my fault. I got carried away and kept making her pull her wings in and out.
Even Lloyd sees how dumb Genis' claim is...but he's no angel expert. For all we know, that might have been the actual reason.Lloyd wrote:I don’t think that has anything to do with it…
Uh...yes, of course.Raine wrote:Now’s not the time for that! Her lips are turning purple.
But guess who IS an angel expert!Kratos wrote:Wait. It's best not to move her.
Kratos explains (very slowly) that getting really sick is obviously part of Martel's trials, and that they should just wait it out.
Everyone agrees with this because lol Kratos.
Colette starts rasping that she's fine/sorry for everything. Wow, both catchphrases in one text box!
Yeah...about that...it's not exactly done yet..Lloyd wrote:Stop apologizing all the time, you dork! It’s not as if you can help it. You were suddenly turned into an angel.
NOT AS SORRY AS YOU'LL BE IF YOU DON'T STOP APOLOGIZINGColette wrote:You’re right…I’m sorry.
Lloyd pretends to be the leader and suggests they set up camp.
So they do. Although "camp" apparently means "a fire".
Of course, since everyone's about ready to sleep, that means it's time for Lloyd to run around and harass everybody!
Starting with Kratos, because lol Kratos.
Your face has an unusual colorKratos wrote:Your Exsphere has an unusual color.
Oh, wait. The graphics team. Never mind.
Lloyd wrote:It does seem to be a little different from yours and the others.
Dirk wrote:I TOLD YOU THAT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME, YOU HALF-WIT
Lloyd wrote:By the way, why do you have an Exsphere?
Kratos wrote:I took one from a Desian.
Lloyd ignores his father and continues listening to his father.Dirk wrote:I TOLD YOU THAT TOO
DID YOU LISTEN TO ANYTHING I WAS SAYING
I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN READ THE TRAVELER'S GUIDE
Kratos wrote:I heard that the Desians force the humans at the ranch to make them.
Somehow I doubt Marble was thinking "I'll take this gem I'm being forced to make and jam it into my skin!"Lloyd wrote:So that’s why Marble had an Exsphere, too…
"GIVE ME YOUR NAME AND-Kratos wrote:Is it all right if I ask you something as well?
Wait, no. Sure, go ahead."
Kratos wants to ask Lloyd about his mysterious yet probably dead father. Wow, Kratos, you're enjoying this way too much.
Kratos is the best trollKratos wrote:So the Desians are responsible for the deaths of your parents… Your life has been completely torn apart by them.
...But Lloyd is actually too thickheaded to take the bait. Wow.Lloyd wrote:Huh?
Maybe he's actually forgotten about the whole revenge thing by now.
So Kratos tries harder!
Kratos wrote:Your mother was killed and then you were chased out of your village.
TALES OF SYMPHONIALloyd wrote:Yeah, I guess you’re right.
WITNESS LLOYD IRVING'S EPIC QUEST FOR VENGEANCE
UNTIL HE FORGETS ABOUT IT
Instead, he delivers a dramatic speech about how the village's destruction was his fault and that he's going on a journey to absolve him of his sins or something.
TALES OF SYMPHONIA
WITNESS LLOYD IRVING'S EPIC QUEST FOR WHATEVER IT IS HE'S DECIDED HIS QUEST IS ABOUT TODAY
Kratos is all "Good job, Lloyd! Use determination to kill enemies!
Ha.Lloyd wrote:…Why am I talking to you about this, anyway?
Maybe you should wait until Kratos isn't standing right next to you before saying things like that.
He runs away and talks to Genis instead.
How was the...eurgh!Genis wrote:Hey, how was the tofu curry?
I'll just assume it's not actually disgusting. Lloyd, what's your opinion?
What!?Lloyd wrote:It was missing something.
Ah.Genis wrote:Wow, I’m surprised you noticed.
This is the dialogue option that raises Genis' affection level. It's a trick question.
Good thing the player got it right, because otherwise Genis' affection level would be slightly lower!!
...Fruit.Genis wrote:It would have been perfect if I had some Kirima fruit.
I'm going to stop imagining what that would taste like. RIGHT NOW
Lloyd's surprised, because he assumed Raine made the food, even though he can see their cooking levels.
Raine wrote:Oh, will you try my cooking next time, Lloyd?
A female character who cooks outrageously terrible food, and tries to make people eat it? That's the most original thing I've ever heard of!Genis wrote:If you want to live, you’d better not.
...Wait, I think this game was actually the first time I saw something like that. I'll be quiet now.
He goes to talk to Raine.
...Hey, why's everyone standing motionless around a campfire, anyway!?
Never mind. Raine's wondering whether Colette's
YES BUT IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHETHER HER BIOMALOGICAMAL STRUCTURE IS CHANGINGLloyd wrote:Colette is Colette.
Raine wrote:…Yes, you’re right. You always point out the truth.
Are all half-elvesGenis wrote:It’s because he lives only by instinct.
Yeah I'm not even going to bother putting a line through "half-elves" anymore
The last person Lloyd talks to is, as always, the main character. Of course, this conversation is the only one to get voice acting.
It's like he forgets and remembers things completely at random!Lloyd wrote:Oh yeah. I know it’s kind of late now, but here’s your birthday present…
HAColette wrote:…Oh no, it’s broken.
So much for being good at craftwork! Your necklace sucks and you suck!
Somehow, Colette manages to apologize for Lloyd breaking the necklace. She's basically the apology champion of the world.
Also, she can't eat anymore. We're not supposed to know this for sure yet, but Colette reassures us that she's fine, which confirms that something is wrong.
She also gets the fatal cough of death, because that's the only way they can let us in the audience know someone's sick without saying "SHE'S SICK" or "HER FACE IS DEATHLY WHITE FROM THE SICK"
Now he's hijacking Lloyd's conversations in order to insult him! He's devoted to his work.Genis wrote:Colette is delicate, unlike you.
"I am too delicate!"Lloyd wrote:Shut it!
Lloyd tries saying he's sorry to Colette, but she replies by saying she's "really sorry". No one can out-apologize Colette!
It almost sounds like she's trying to seduce him again, and Lloyd tries to capitalize on it this time.Colette wrote:I’m going to go for a little walk.
Lloyd wrote:Want me to come?
No. I refuse to say anything along the lines of "she can come by herself". That's just not my style.Colette wrote:Thanks, but…I’ll be fine by myself.
We get it, you're the best character. You don't have to keep reminding me.Genis wrote:Ha-ha, you got re-ject-ed.
I read that in Butt-Head's voice.Lloyd wrote:Hey, shut up, Genis!
Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, Colette looks at some water and coughs some more.
You mean, she's not fine after all!? HOW COULD THIS BEColette wrote:What’s happening to me?
Suddenly, it's morning, and the party heads for the coastal town of Palmacosta, because a skit called "To Palmacosta" starts.
No idea.Lloyd wrote:Professor, where are we going next?
Raine thinks there won't be any more "clues" on the continent, as though they're solving a murder mystery.
The victim is Mithos. You'll be surprised at who the killers are!
Also, worst continent ever. Forest, desert...the end.
Genis is exited to see Palmacosta, "the biggest city in the world".
OH BOY A SCHOOLGenis wrote:...there's a school, as well.
I guess he has to say something really dorky to make up for the proness displayed earlier.
Kratos hates trails.Kratos wrote:However, if we're going to Palmacosta, we'll have to pass through the Ossa Trail.
Lloyd suggests that
Genis trips and falls on his face, making a comically loud "thud" noise. Coolness karma is pretty fast-acting in this game.
Genis gets a tiny scratch, and Raine goes crazy, shouting that IT MIGHT GET INFECTED!!
Ha
Ha-ha
I guess being hit in the face with giant hammers is not at all conducive to the spread of bacteria. See, Raine knows this because she is a science wizard professor.
MECHA-KRATOS ANALYZING STRANGE HUMAN EMOTION. CONCLUSION: ITS NOTHINGKratos wrote:Hmm...it is likely her love for her brother causes her to act like this.
So Raine gets some title or something and then Kratos actually does go shopping.
I kind of wasn't expecting that. I thought he'd be all "Hell no. Buying stuff is for squares" like a retard.
He looks at a Colette-shaped hole in the wall and thinks about a drop of water.
Y'know, if she can push blocks and destroy walls like that, Item Thief should do a giant amount of damage and be her best attack. It would be awesome.
Finally, they go back to the inn to rest. Kratos tries to blast the inn's door down with the Sorcerer's Ring for a dramatic entrance, but it doesn't work. He should have had Colette fall into it instead.
THE INN IS AN ILLUSIONInnkeeper wrote:Welcome to the Mirage.
During the night, someone breaks into their room.
They turn on the lights, but the culprit has fled.
Hey, wait a minute...what lights? Maybe that was just Lloyd opening his eyes.
Lloyd wrote:...Some weird guy came in here.
OH NO A DESIANRaine wrote:It may have been a Desian.
WHAT WILL THEY DO
Somehow, Genis makes that sound insulting. He's on a rollGenis wrote:Seems like Lloyd's always got someone after him.
SEXISMLloyd wrote:I'll be fine, but Colette and the Professor, you two be careful.
WHAT THE FUCK LLOYD
Seriously! Genis would have a harder time fighting off an attacker in the dark than those two!
I'm sure the Dwarven Vows have something to do with this. The dwarves are prejudiced bigots!
Somehow, they get a good night's rest, and are ready to resume their epic quest journey the next morning.
They set off across the desert, fighting enemies along the way. Genis overkills some snakes with previously unseen spells like "Ice Tornado" and "Air Blade". He'll know Indignation Judgment within a week.
But he still thinks it's a good idea to start casting while enemies are right next to him.
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ASSASSIN IS SPELLED INCORRECTLY! FFF TYPOS
The party's walking along the Ossa Tr-
Can't these guys go without being attacked for more than five seconds!?
Wait, I get it now.
Also, I think Colette might be jealous. Teehee
But introducing herself turns out to be a mistake, because the mystery woman is an assassin!
She dashes toward Colette, preparing to kill her without any weapons at all!!!
That's either hardcore or retarded. I'm not sure which.
Colette's bodyguards spring into action!
Yeah, not really. They just kind of watch as Colette randomly trips over a lever, opening a trapdoor that Sheena happened to be standing on.
...Maybe the Goddess Martel really is protecting her.
The "theme of lol" starts up. LOL YOU ALMOST DIED
You should jump down there and apologize to the nice lady.
Raine explains that HEY COLETTE THAT WAS AN ASSASSIN.
Even so, Colette still hopes that the assassin's okay. Next thing you know, she'll be apologizing every time she attacks.
Kratos yells at them to get moving, and they all look surprised as though they've only just noticed he was there.
But Lloyd gives in, and they continue down the path and are immediately ambushed by more random assassins.
These guys are more professional, because they don't introduce themselves, instead choosing to just attack. But that doesn't stop Colette from slaughtering them without mercy.
Hmm.
Meanwhile, off in the back, Raine is in an epic struggle to heal herself faster than an assassin can knife her.
TEAMWORK
Next, the party encounters those wonderful creatures known as Mandragoras, a type of monster whose most dangerous attack is its voice.
Other attackers include the laziest archers ever, who spend most of the fight wandering around in circles and occasionally kicking people.
To deal with these, Genis uses yet another new spell.
Is he casting a spell, or reciting poetry?
But then a bunch of water showed up and killed the enemies. I guess it was a spell.
Later, at a Memory Circle, Lloyd finds some treasure chests out in the open, which is odd, considering all the thieves that are wandering around.
One of them holds a Melange Gel.
Uh
Gimme a sec
Upon reaching the end of the trail, Lloyd sees a bunch of wood panels and goes "!" even though it doesn't look like there's anything odd about them.
Sheena pushes them over from the inside. Maybe they were just a prop or something.
I guess it doesn't matter, because she attacks!
She's suddenly accompanied by a "Guardian-Wind", which looks like a...
...a something. There's a wheel, and...
Fortunately it doesn't matter, because Colette uses an attack called "?????", which features question marks, a giant cutaway of her face, and exploding beams of light. The fight ends quickly.
You should just start a hospital devoted to caring for everyone you beat in a fight.
The party's walking along the Ossa Tr-
Oh, come on!Sheena wrote:STOP
Can't these guys go without being attacked for more than five seconds!?
Lloyd can't imagine the mystery ninja being any threat at all, and I don't blame him. That's not the outfit of a killer, lady.Lloyd wrote:What?
Yeah, because Lloyd's friends like jumping off cliffs and yelling...Colette wrote:Is she a friend of yours, Lloyd?
Wait, I get it now.
Also, I think Colette might be jealous. Teehee
Sheena wrote:…Is the Chosen of Mana among you?
It took her a second to remember.Colette wrote:Oh, that’s me.
But introducing herself turns out to be a mistake, because the mystery woman is an assassin!
She dashes toward Colette, preparing to kill her without any weapons at all!!!
That's either hardcore or retarded. I'm not sure which.
Colette's bodyguards spring into action!
Yeah, not really. They just kind of watch as Colette randomly trips over a lever, opening a trapdoor that Sheena happened to be standing on.
...Maybe the Goddess Martel really is protecting her.
The "theme of lol" starts up. LOL YOU ALMOST DIED
Oh, that Colette! Always making people fall down trapdoors!Colette wrote:Oh, no! What should I do? I did it again…
You should jump down there and apologize to the nice lady.
Raine explains that HEY COLETTE THAT WAS AN ASSASSIN.
Oh no, she really is going to jump down there!Colette wrote:But...
"Based on how she was shouting 'prepare to die', I'm reasonably sure that she might have been an enemy."Lloyd wrote:Don’t worry about it. It looks like she’s an enemy.
Even so, Colette still hopes that the assassin's okay. Next thing you know, she'll be apologizing every time she attacks.
SHUT UP GENISGenis wrote:Even assuming her weight to be 45kg,
Lloyd wrote:Still, man, she’s got some bad luck. Standing right on top of a trapdoor and all.
So she's got bad luck for standing right on top of a hidden maintenance passage. Happy now?Raine wrote:It’s not a trap. It’s a hidden maintenance passage for the mountain path.
Kratos yells at them to get moving, and they all look surprised as though they've only just noticed he was there.
What, are you going to shout questions into the hole?Lloyd wrote:Hey! Shouldn’t we try to find out who that woman was?
But Lloyd gives in, and they continue down the path and are immediately ambushed by more random assassins.
These guys are more professional, because they don't introduce themselves, instead choosing to just attack. But that doesn't stop Colette from slaughtering them without mercy.
Hmm.
Meanwhile, off in the back, Raine is in an epic struggle to heal herself faster than an assassin can knife her.
TEAMWORK
Next, the party encounters those wonderful creatures known as Mandragoras, a type of monster whose most dangerous attack is its voice.
And also some kind of bear that rapes people. These guys just can't catch a break.Mandragora wrote:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M A GOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Other attackers include the laziest archers ever, who spend most of the fight wandering around in circles and occasionally kicking people.
To deal with these, Genis uses yet another new spell.
What the hell!? Did I hear that right?Genis wrote:FORM A TORRENTIAL VORTEX AND ENGULF THE EVIL SPIRITS
Is he casting a spell, or reciting poetry?
But then a bunch of water showed up and killed the enemies. I guess it was a spell.
Later, at a Memory Circle, Lloyd finds some treasure chests out in the open, which is odd, considering all the thieves that are wandering around.
One of them holds a Melange Gel.
Uh
Gimme a sec
Oh, okay.Dictionary.com wrote:A metamorphic rock formation created from materials scraped off the top of a downward moving tectonic plate in a subduction zone.
Upon reaching the end of the trail, Lloyd sees a bunch of wood panels and goes "!" even though it doesn't look like there's anything odd about them.
Sheena pushes them over from the inside. Maybe they were just a prop or something.
Yeah, they're not going to listen to you after you tried to kill-Sheena wrote:...W...wait!
Never mind...Colette wrote:Oh, thank goodness!
Sheena wrote:D...don't move!
Huh?Raine wrote:A wise decision.
I guess it doesn't matter, because she attacks!
*battle starts*Sheena wrote:Prepare to die!
Dammit, woman, get some new lines!Sheena wrote:Time to die!
She's suddenly accompanied by a "Guardian-Wind", which looks like a...
...a something. There's a wheel, and...
Fortunately it doesn't matter, because Colette uses an attack called "?????", which features question marks, a giant cutaway of her face, and exploding beams of light. The fight ends quickly.
Ugh.Colette wrote:Are you okay?
You should just start a hospital devoted to caring for everyone you beat in a fight.
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Wow, that sure is intimidating. Just look at how not frightened they all are.Sheena wrote:Ugh…Just you wait! I swear I will kill you all next time!
She vanishes in a very small puff of smoke, which is actually pretty impressive.
Lloyd runs at the area she used to be standing in and shouts "wait", I guess so he could have a reasonable discussion with her about her motives. Lloyd's best skill is diplomacy!
...And then Philosopher Lloyd takes over.
Because otherwise, every fight on the Ossa Trail would be against Mandragoras. *shudder*Lloyd wrote:Why are people trying to kill us?
I'm sure this actually is significant somehow, but I really, really don't care. So instead:Kratos wrote:…There are always those that reject salvation.
Genis, remembering the true source of evil in the world, speaks up.Archer wrote:The Chosen's going to bring prosperity back to the world and end the food shortages and human ranches? That blows! I'm gonna take this bow and go kick the Chosen in the leg!
Genis wrote:Maybe she's a Desian.
Well, except in cutscenes.Kratos wrote:Who knows? At any rate, we are in constant danger.
Lloyd turns and sees Raine staring right at him. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH MY OUTFIT, BITCHRaine wrote:Those clothes…
But she was actually talking about the mystery woman's bizarre outfit.
Lloyd wrote:Professor, something wrong?
I guess there weren't any problems with the assassin's clothes after all!Raine wrote:…No. It’s nothing. Let’s go.
So they leave the-
NOW SKITS ARE AMBUSHING THE PARTYKratos wrote:LLOYD
Kratos wrote:Do not forget that you are not alone.
Lloyd wrote:Yeah! I know that already!
WELL THEN WHY DID YOU NEED KRATOS TO TELL YOU THAT BEFORE YOU LEARNED HOW TO DO A UNISON ATTACKUnison Attack is now available.
So they get the hell out of there andRead an explanation on how to set up Unison Attacks?
Never mind, here's another skit.Lloyd wrote:Who was that girl earlier?
Also Lloyd I think it's been established that no one knows who she was
Even Lloyd goes SHE WAS AN ASSASSIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTColette wrote:I hope we get to see her again.
Unless Colette's sick of life and actually wants to be assassinated.
Well, now that I actually like Colette, I have to say, that's pretty depressing. Therefore I'm just going to go with the assumption that she's clinically fucking stupid.
So of course Colette goes on to say that, once they're friends, she'll have to ask the assassin why she was trying to kill her. Then she gives her manbitch the job of coming up with some crazy scheme to make them become friends. Poor manbitch
And now it's time for the actual bonus fight! Hey wait a minute that wasn't not much dialogue
The Sword Dancer's head is hopping up and down at the end of the maintenance tunnel Sheena fell into.
It must have sucked for Sheena. She regains consciousness and the first thing she sees is a bouncing skull.
Lloyd goes ALRIGHT TALKING SKULL DUDE I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE and the fight begins!He's a real HEAD CASE wrote:I...FIGHT...STRONG ONES
YOU...FACE...ME...
A big skeleton body picks up the head and puts it on, then levitates four oddly shaped swords into its hands. And it has four hands.
What kind of skeleton is that!? Was the maintenance tunnel used to transport toxic waste, or something?
Lloyd runs right up and attacks it while the rest of his party stays on the opposite side of the field and shoots it with magic, because they're not idiots.
I take it back.Raine wrote:So that's the weakness!
So that's the weakness!
So that's the weakness!
YES RAINE IT IS STILL WEAK AGAINST PHOTON
The mutant skeleton's really powerful, and Lloyd gets the crap kicked out of him for a while.
DAMMIT RAINE CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING ELSERaine wrote:So that's the weakness!
So that's the weakness!
So that's the weakness!
OhGenis wrote:PRISM STARS
It turns out that was its weakness, and it dies.
Okay, so it doesn't die.Sword Dancer wrote:I...AWAIT...NEXT TIME...
Instead, it teleports away or something. Good job, Lloyd, now there's a mutant psychic skeleton out to get you.
Uh...okay?Yata Mirror was found.
Maybe it's one of those mirrors that, if you spin around three times and say "redrum" at it, lets you enter Warp Zone.
SURPRISE SKIT
You mean because it was super strong, or because it could talk, or because it looked REALLY AWESOMELloyd wrote:I never expected to run into an enemy like that.
IT HAD FOUR ARMS AND EVERYTHING MAN
Oh god lolColette wrote:He was huge. I bet he lived in a big house before he became a skeleton.
The end result of an...elite being?Raine wrote:That may have been the end result of an elite being from the Underworld.
Raine gets more incoherent every time she she opens her mouth. Maybe she's just pretending to be smart.
Ah, so it's real.Genis wrote:The Underworld? Isn't that just a legend?
Raine expostumalates that there might be a world where all the wacky supernatural beings they've been fighting come from. That still doesn't explain where she came up with "the end result of an elite being", though.
Lloyd wrote:But we took him out and all, so it's okay now, right? :)
YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTSGenis wrote:I hope so...
Pretty soon they'll start calling it a Desian, too.
Meanwhile, in a different skit, Raine's still thinking about the assassin's terrible fashion sense.
You can see her boobs if that's what you mean.Raine wrote:It's just...the clothes that assassin was wearing, don't you think they were rather...unique?
IndeedKratos wrote:Indeed, they aren't something you see every day.
Lloyd suggests that they're dwarven clothes, because his dad made his trademark Noticeably Red Outfit, which looks very similar to the assassin's clothes. Yeah, he actually says that.
TALES OF RACISMKratos wrote:...Is this what happens when one is raised by a dwarf?
On their way out of the maintenance whatever, the party fights some THERE ARE MANDRAGORAS IN THE TUNNEL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Lloyd, inspired by the magic skeleton, uses an attack called "Psi Tempest", which I
Hey, that's not how colors work!Black Silver was found.
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This is awesome.
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I must say Bravo, though I am only up to 8.
But seriously did I see next to that video "Tales of Symphonia 1 Game Playthrough Part 132 (Forcystus Dead, Giant Tree Destroyed, & Disc 1 Ends)"
You are going to be doing this for some time but it will make you awesome.
Indeed.
But seriously did I see next to that video "Tales of Symphonia 1 Game Playthrough Part 132 (Forcystus Dead, Giant Tree Destroyed, & Disc 1 Ends)"
You are going to be doing this for some time but it will make you awesome.
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Ha...thanks.Pardalis wrote:I must say Bravo, though I am only up to 8.
But seriously did I see next to that video "Tales of Symphonia 1 Game Playthrough Part 132 (Forcystus Dead, Giant Tree Destroyed, & Disc 1 Ends)"
You are going to be doing this for some time but it will make you awesome.
Indeed.
I actually haven't given up on this...I write more of it every now and again.
I'd love to finish it all, but that's not very likely, as you've seen. So I'll just keep on truckin' and see how much I can do.
Actually finishing it all would feel amazing...it's a goal, however impossible.
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