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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:01 am

I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it

As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' games Putt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)

Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.


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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie

Post by Tatsuya on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:22 am

Catbread wrote:I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it

As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' games Putt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)

Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.

Yeah this sounds like a fun idea, Play Phantasy Star IV for the genesis if you can find it

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Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:27 pm

We have computer controlers Catbread. Also if you cant find any game anyone recomends i'll try to find it if you rep me biotch Very Happy

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:00 pm

ALRIGHT Phantasy Star IV it is

I'll have the first of it up within a week, got it on my computer and everything

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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie

Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:32 am

DISCLAIMER, YO
I’ve never played this, or ANY of the Phantasy Star games before, so I will fail a lot
Also I will mock every individual line of dialogue in the game that’s cool right
And so
WELCOME TO
CATBREAD PLAYS PHANTASY STAR IV: THE MOVIE
(Note: Not actually a movie)

Chapter One: Tomorrow is Yesterday

Spoiler:


Oh boy now I KNOW I'm in for a quality gaming experience
Okay, okay, that's not fair, I know
I THINK this series is supposed to be good, but I only know one thing about the Phantasy Star games:


As you can see my knowledge base is somewhat limited
So LET'S-A GO
YIPPEE WOO-HOO


In a galaxy far, far away
Oh yeah this is the part before the part where it tells me to press start in case you hadn't guessed


Whoa that's hardcore
But I bet this is just a fancy way of saying "The leader had his/her enemies thrown out the airlock"
I bet that leader laughed a lot when it happened I know I would


FEEL THE SYMBOLISM
This is symbolism right

HEY WAIT ARE THEY USING TORCHES FOR LIGHTING
I THOUGHT THERE WERE SPACESHIPS IN THIS GAME WHAT A RIP-OFF


Yeah worlds will usually do that it's not like they just run away or something


WHOA TITLE SCREEN OUT OF NOWHERE
THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM
Wait this is Phantasy Star IV right
Uh-oh


AAAH WHAT'S HAPPENING
Oh I left the title screen on for too long because I was trying to figure out what the controls are thinking, so this movie started up


Ugggh words


Sounds like a bunch of pussies if you ask me
Come on guys war is cool there's post-traumatic stress disorder and everything
But I like where this is going
Tell me about these disasters, game


So Samus is the problem here eh
Also, the first planet? Like, EVER?
The first colonized planet? WHAT IS IT THE FIRST OF


So everyone died and then things got better and then I got bored and pressed what I assume was start


READY TO ROCK
STAAAAAAAAAAAART
I like how there's only one option
Is this "menu" really necessary, game?


CHAZ!?
That had better not be me that's an awful name


Chaz hits his head on this archway
Heh


You are probably the love interest, then
Hello my name is Chaz what's your name

Wait I'm learning things
I'm in some kind of "Hunters Guild" I must be a hunter
Why do I get the feeling I won't be hunting deer


I AM PSYCHED TO DO THIS THING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH


What's this? Chaz can speak!!
Nice hair, blondie


Oh boy I went from "trainee" to "sidekick"
Yeah I already want to quit the Hunters Guild


I love her expression
It's all "Yeah I don't actually care"


So it's not just me, Chaz actually doesn't know what the hell's going on


My first mission is to go to a dangerous academy
There might be learning there, I should be careful

Also I know it's hard to tell, but I edited this screenshot to put two dialogue boxes in one screenshot
You can thank me later


GOLLY GEE I LOVE LEARNING


I bet someone got so exited about learning, they went berserk and now must be exterminated
That's the third time this week, a passerby will remark


This is either a trap or a trap
Well what are we waiting for then let's head on over


Or be KILLED


Love Interest runs off at Mach 3
Pictured: time being bent


We ran a guy over it was awesome


LLLEEEAAARRRNNNIIINNNGGG


WHY YES IT IS


FINE WHATEVER
Oh yeah I'm the main character of an RPG I should be emo
I'll complain about how my partner Ms. Love Interest hates me on Facespace later
We better have invented computers I don't want to use parchment for this


A dramatic moment staring into the sunset
That's bad for the eyes, y'know


OH NOT MORE OF THIS
At least I know this is the year 2284
But what's A.W.? After World?
Or is it "Aww" as in an expression of dismay because this time period sucks?
The world may never know

Hey that isn't the end of the millennium at all that's false advertising I demand my money back


And who is this elite few and why do I care about them
Can't regular people wonder what the cause of the outbreak is?
Maybe you get billed for thinking about it

BUT IN ANY CASE
That was a lot of hard work so I'm taking a breather
Tune in next time when I beat the millennium in a fight




Okay I'll stop


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Post by Rise: The Game on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:15 am

LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING!?

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Post by Tatsuya on Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:18 am

There's a reason why it got that subtitle, also what's with that picture the one that says Phantasy Star III.

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:44 pm

Revy wrote:what's with that picture the one that says Phantasy Star III.
The picture is from a very old, short, virtually unknown, yet amazing webcomic called Mario Busters. The picture is of Darkfalz (the last boss of one of the Phantasy Star games I believe) being destroyed by the Crapper, which is a gun that fires bad games, which are poisonous to video game characters. It's introduced at the the last minute out of nowhere. (http://www.smbhq.com/nc/comixm.html#Mbust)
Again, that's the only thing I know about Phantasy Star.
BUT NOT FOR LONG

Oh by the way anyone is free to offer feedback
The more people express interest in this shit, the more frequent updates will be y'know

Wait hold on
Did you actually LIKE IT!?
(Chapter One I mean)

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Post by Tatsuya on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:12 pm

Catfish Lansfeld wrote:I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it

As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' games Putt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)

Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.

Well just continue the game. I would like to see how you continue this

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:32 pm

Revy wrote:Well just continue the game. I would like to see how you continue this
Right
In that case Chapter 2 will be up within 42 hours

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:52 pm

Chapter 2: Dagger of the Mind

Spoiler:


Welcome back to Catbread something something.
In this episode I punch a T-Rex

But first a more pressing issue: Forcing Chaz to not be retarded
WAIT ALYS WHAT
AN ACTUAL NAME!?
AW I wanted to call her Love Interest some more


Or what
OR WHAT
I guess because Love Interest Alys knows what’s going on and I don’t



Oh now I can move around and stuff


OW
I’ll get it right eventually


Uhh
I’m a hunter…partner?
I guess?


Uhh
I’ll just go find Alys
Quickly


BUT WAIT!!
I found the menu!
I am a level 1 Chaz with 500 MST
I hope that’s Mystery Science Theaters

I investigate further
Let’s push all the buttons that’s always a good idea


Hmm
Not "Don't" but "Can't" have items
Maybe Chaz is too dumb to pick things up


So what does this do
HEY WAIT A MINUTE


I LOST 3 WHOLE TP WHAT THE HELL MAN
THIS GAME CHEATS
*load state*


THE special skill
Is there only one special skill in the game?
I bet it's "Having Items"


I got some numbers here
So I AM a Hunter, then
I got knives and a HELM
...But what's LTHR-CLOTH?
Leather clothes? I had no idea Chaz was into that


Then a bunch of scary windows opened up so I freaked and closed the status screen


I can mumble things!
...Hey is that Alys over there
No there's no way Chaz could have gotten separated from someone who's a few steps away it must be someone else


The ominous MACRO does nothing
And that concludes the heart-pounding investigation of the menu
Time to do something EVEN MORE exiting: Talk to scientists


QUIET CHAZ YOU DO AS I TELL YOU


DAMMIT CHAZ STOP GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE LEARNING
TALK TO SCIENTIST DAMMIT


This must be why we're here
But if that's all, why wasn't this info in the note (You know the one that said "Just come")?


Confirmed: Pussies
I knew it


More likely he/she commissioned Alys and I'm just the guy that follows her around


I would get mad but he's right I'm just 16
Maybe we're Budget Hunters


I can probably handle the first dungeon, yeah
...Probably
Wait a minute what the hell do you care get out of my face I got knifes
I'll knives you


Okay that's enough wandering for today time to find Alys already


No there's no way this can be Alys
Nope


Son of a bitch
She was in plain sight and everything how did you get lost
Confirmed: Chaz IS FUCKING RETARDED has some variety of mental disorder


I actually want to hear this excuse
What could it possibly be


Yeah yeah I'm with ya
Details etc sure let's go

Hey do we actually get paid for this


BOOM now I'm controlling Alys
Odds of success increased by 43%
Current odds of success: 45%


Alys got numbers too
Yep they're much higher than Chaz's
I like the ?? age
And the BOOMERANG
Also this is a much better expression, it's all "Yeah I got this"

Yeah she's a goner I called it
She'll be dead in a half hour

(NO I mean a cutscene death)


MUMBL is now TALK
Choosing TALK lets me access my inventory or something


NEW MOVE LEARNED
CENTERED PROFILE
Chaz is a man boy teenager of many talents


As you can see, the NPC dialogue changes sometimes
This is the most annoying scientist ever


Current favorite character: Alys


ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Time to find the principal
...Next time
I'm tired from all the hardcore looking at menus

Tune in next time
There's a 5% chance I'll be fighting something

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Post by Rozencrutz on Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:45 pm

This is getting interesting, who would of thought that Alys doesnt have an age lol.

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Post by Rise: The Game on Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:13 pm

Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:25 am

Masu wrote:Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CHAZ

Hmm maybe Alys isn't 100% in the clear either

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Post by Rise: The Game on Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 am

Catbread wrote:
Masu wrote:Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CHAZ

Hmm maybe Alys isn't 100% in the clear either
No, she isnt the main character, so shes allowed to leave the party, and just stand around because its the MAIN CHARACTER'S JOB to find them and force them back into the party.

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:49 am

Masu wrote:No, she isnt the main character, so shes allowed to leave the party, and just stand around because its the MAIN CHARACTER'S JOB to find them and force them back into the party.
Alright then
...
UGH
Back to the original problem then: Chaz the Huntard

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:43 pm

Nope I haven't forgotten about this

I've been busy making a game and finishing another LP, so might be a while

But rest assured, at least once a day I go "Man I suck for not doing that PS4 LP"

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