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Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:02 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What is the meaning of life?
You: probably boobs or food
Stranger: Okay, thank you for your time.
Stranger: Goodnight.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Epic Convo starts here. It is bolded, for future reference. It's getting so long, I can't risk it beign deleted, so I'm posting soem now.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK
You: PLEASE
You: Please
Stranger: I'LL DO MY BEST
You: OH MY GOD
You: best reaction
You: nice
Stranger: well i have a phd so...
You: NOICE
You: So you're a professional fucker?
Stranger: thats right
You: Badass
Stranger: thats me
You: what's your specialty?
You: Assman?
You: Boobs?
Stranger: you know, things
You: Vag?
You: PENIS?
Stranger: feet
You: Kintenbo?
Stranger: as i said, feet
You: I see
You: Feet doesn't really turn me on
You: BUT YOU'RE A SPECIALIST
You: SO you must be good
Stranger: its the hardest way to make an easy living bled
You: huh?
You: the fuck is a bled
Stranger: its a slang
You: never heard it
Stranger: its english
You: english mothafucka do you speak it?
You: slang for what, might i ask?
Stranger: like mate, dude, man etc
You: i see
You: Sorry then
You: So you know I'm a male?
Stranger: it crossed my mind
You: and you continue to talk to me about sex?
You: might it have crossed your mind
Stranger: well im not a male
You: how completely HOMO
You: lol right
You: if that's the case
Stranger: which it is
You: I WILL PENETRATE YOU WITH MY PENIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
You: FEEL SWEET JUSTICE, FIEND!
Stranger: thats uh...very kind of you
You: so
You: what's your pleasure?
You: vaginal or anal
Stranger: take a wild guess
You: I'm guessing vaginal?
Stranger: your guess would be correct
You: Then
You: LIKE I WOULD WITH GIANT ENEMY CRAB
You: I WILL FIND YOUR WEAK POINT
You: AND ATTACK IT
You: ANAL IT IS
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: how's you uncle?
You: He died Sad
You: all the males in my family die young
You: which is why
Stranger: he did?!?
You: I FUCK IN THEIR NAME!
Stranger: so i guess you're next?
You: Yes
You: So...
You: I'M FUCKING AS MUCH AS I CAN!
You: YOU ARE VICTIM 5719
You: repeats count
Stranger: my lucky number!
You: sweet
Stranger: this must be fate then
You: SOULMATES?
Stranger: fo life
You: YES
You: i WILL FUCK YOU
You: TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES
Stranger: im sure you will
You: HOPEFULLY I WILL LEVEL UP
Stranger: lets hope so
You: yOU FILL ME WITH JOY
You: SO i
You: WILL FILL YOU
You: WITH MY LOVE JUICE
You: So
Stranger: SO....
You: you gotta be really bored
You: if your actually sitting through all this
You: or maybe
Stranger: Well im sick
You: YOU'RE HORNY AS FUCK
Stranger: or maybe im enjoying this
You: WHEN i'M SICK i'M HORNY TOO!
Stranger: OR
You: or?
You: D:
Stranger: or im seeing how long you can possibly hold this out
You: fuck
You: You can't beat me
Stranger: i can't?
You: I am a well of sexual...
You: ummm
You: STUFF
You: PENIS
You: YEAAAAHHHH
Stranger: YAYYYYYYYY
You: NOOO
You: GOD DAMMIT
You: I WILL
You: NOT
You: DISCONNECT FIRST
You: SO STOP FUCKING STALLING
Stranger: no?
You: AND JUST LEAVE
You: CUZ i KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
You: I'M NOT ALONE
You: I GOT FRIENDS
Stranger: after this
You: IF I'M SOMEHOW EXHAUSTED SEXUALLY
You: THEY CAN BACK ME UP
You: THE POWER OF FUCKING FRIENDSHIP
You: YEAH
You: All this all caps is hurting my mouth
You: i scream when I type caps Sad
You: Nothing left to say?
Stranger: penis here penis there
wherever i go i see a penis everywhere
in the kitchen, in the closet
Stranger: im trying to find something that goes with closet
You: Ummm
You: how about
You: disconnect?
You: also, HOMOSEXUALS
You: closet and homosexuals usually go together
You: come on man
Stranger: i may have another tab with another chat
You: Ahhhhh
Stranger: so i can just keep this for as long as i want
You: god dammit
You: maybe you're a fucking
You: fag
You: OR
You: maybe I'M a fucking fag
You: fuck
You: HOW CAN THIS BE
You: btw
You: thanks for the tip
You: other chats too
You: right
Stranger: ask the lord above us
You: *gets on that*
Stranger: you're most utterly welcome
You: <3
You: truly you are the paragon of kindness
Stranger: well, i try
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: seriously
You: ?
Stranger: i can't believe YOU the penis master himself hadnt thought of that
You: I KNOW RIGHT?
You: Also
You: how did you know I was the penis master
You: question mark
Stranger: just a lucky guess
You: your sense are great, young one
Stranger: thanks, old one?
You: i'M LIKE
You: 12 dude
Stranger: that truly wouldnt surprise me
You: fUCK
You: I'm actually
You: like 18
You: just bored
Stranger: sure you are
You: Sad
You: It's true though...
You: Why would I lie to you?
You: You're awesome
You: btw, Imma be saving this convo
Stranger: please stranger...
You: anything you wanna tell the world
You: ?
Stranger: youre making me blush
You: Aww
You: isn't that nice
Stranger: rather
You: *strokes face*
Stranger: *pukes violently*
Stranger: continue
You: Umm
You: I'm kinda covered in puke
You: MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
Stranger: MAYBE I SHOULD TOO
You: YES
You: Of course
You: you have no say in the matter
You: cuz I have super nudity
You: all people within a 100 foot radius of me
You: when I am naked
You: are also nakerd
Stranger: Oh really, is there a valid reason for that?
You: No
You: except for my incredible hotness
You: I exude heat
You: and everyone around me
You: feels the need
You: TO GET NAKED
Stranger: i'd call that a valid reason but whatevz
Stranger: what do i know
You: Well
You: I said EXCEPT
Stranger: im just a naked person, standing next to you
You: YEs
Stranger: OH
You: We should probably
You: skoot closer
You: It's cold
You: it's fall
Stranger: sorry, my eyes tend to play tricks on me
Stranger: its cold?
Stranger: i thought your hotness keeps people warm
You: iT DOES
You: BUT IN ORDER TO KEEP MY HOTNESS
You: i'D LIKE TO GET CLOSER TO YOU
You: FOR WHEN I AM FEELING
You: ANOTHER BODY
You: I SUDDENLY
You: get warmer
Stranger: that makes no sense
You: I get excited
You: So i make body heat
Stranger: but of course you do
You: to warm my potential victim
You: i mean mate
Stranger: lets just keep it real, no fancy words
Stranger: i've accepted my fate
Stranger: im a victim to be
You: Yes
You: Soulmates
You: like i said
You: This is great
You: I'm your assaulter
You: your my victim
You: a match made in heaven
You: OR HELL
Stranger: its like wer're two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Stranger: yeeeeear after year
You: :_:
You: you make me cry tears of joy, stranger
You: never have i felt such a connection
Stranger: i'm told i have a strong presence
Stranger: can we watch die hard?
You: sURE
You: while we carress each other gently
You: naked
Stranger: gently?
Stranger: what a wuss
You: wHAT
You: Hey
You: rough is no fun Sad
You: the body is a gift
You: treat it kindly
Stranger: you only live once
Stranger: might as well enjoy it
You: I don't
You: I live twice
You: my mommy told me so
Stranger: your mother is a liar im afraid
Stranger: and while im crushing your dreams, santa isnt real either
You: DAMMIT ALL
You: FUCK YOU
You: I CAN'T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU!
Stranger: but you did..
You: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS! :'(
Stranger: because i live to see others suffer
You: Suffering makes me hard
Stranger: what happened to ''gently''?
You: ...
You: i CHANGED MY MIND
You: I can do that, right?
Stranger: not really, but this time i think i could bend the rules
You: Yay
You: I knew you really loved me
You: <3
Stranger: woooooah woah woah
Stranger: love is a strong word dont you think?
You: Sad
You: but
Stranger: lets put a smile on that face
You: what else can this be!?
You: our love
You: was foretold by the heavens!
Stranger: i'd call it tolerance
You: I see
You: Well
You: I think
You: this is the start of a beautiful relatioship
You: DAMMIT
You: I MISPELLED RELATIONSHIP
You: NOW YOU'RE GOING TO THINK I'M A RETARD
Stranger: shit happens dude
You: AND YOU'LL NEVER LOVE ME
You: CUZ I'M NOT SMART
You: ;_;
You: I'M JUST A BARBIE DOLLLLLLLL
Stranger: well it just so happens that i think plastic is fantastic!
You: You can brush my hair
Stranger: undress you everywhere?
You: too late
You: I already am
You: I don't think you can take off my birthday suit
You: at least not without copious amounts of pain
Stranger: but i could shave your hair off
You: But it's geting cold Sad
You: I need that
Stranger: thats what hats are for
You: eh, true
You: You just remind of everything!
You: *remind me
You: you're the perfect spouse
Stranger: thats what im here for
Stranger: im glad i please you so
You: It's strange
You: you'd think someone would have found someone as perfect as you!
You: But I was lucky enoguh to snatch you up
Stranger: stop right there
You: surely there must be a god out there
You: oh?
Stranger: what makes you think i dont have at least 10 other spouses?
You: Ah
Stranger: you actually thought you were special huh?
You: I did
You: Sad
You: But that's ok
Stranger: dont worry though, you make top 5
You: Cuz I have liek 20 other people I'm married to
You: You're top 3 material tho wink
You: Definitely better than the other guys
Stranger: we should have a 30some
You: yes
You: except
You: theres 32 of us
You: me, you, and our spouses
Stranger: no of of mine are out, aids
Stranger: 2*
You: I see
Stranger: yeah, i'd divorce them, but then they'd have no health insurance
Stranger: and well, im just too nice for that to happen
You: Ah
You: like i said before
You: truly a paragon of kindness
Stranger: someone's gotta do it
Stranger: Oh hold that thought for a few would ya?
You: okey dokey
You: DON'T BE LATE
You: or something
Stranger: dont worry, i wont
You: So whatcha doing?
Stranger: DONE
You: oh?
Stranger: now we wait
You: For what?
Stranger: for my vicodin to dissolve
Stranger: and im having keyboard probs :/
You: oh Sad
You: that's saddening
You: does this mean you'll be disconnecting soon?
Stranger: oooh you wish
Stranger: they're gone now
Stranger: like you unclwe
Stranger: uncle
You: Sad
You: that was mean
Stranger: and no, that was just me
Stranger: not the keyboard
You: You know
You: I can stay here all night
You: I will
You: because I love you so
Stranger: you will?
Stranger: because it just so happens that i have ALLLLL night
You: I will
You: I don't have school until 4:30pm tomoroow
You: Soooooo
You: we can be together for a loooooooonnnnggg time
Stranger: well guess what, i dont even have school tomorrow, and im a hardcore insomniac
You: well guess what
You: i liek coffee
Stranger: so i could do this until 7am thursday
You: you know what, I can just keep the window open
You: and get back to you after class
Stranger: and i could do the same
You: I could talk to you forever
Stranger: for other things like when i have to go out for a sec tomorrow
You: I see
Stranger: ok im not THAT commited
You: SEE
You: Just give up
You: save yourself time
Stranger: not yet
You: and an electric bill
Stranger: an electric bill?
Stranger: dont be ridiculous
You: oro?
Stranger: oro?
Stranger: really?
You: yes
You: Do you know who says oro?
Stranger: someone who works for them?
You: no?
You: KENSHIN Sad
You: perhaps we were not soulmates after all
Stranger: street fighter?
You: fair enough
Stranger: fair it is
You: Blazblue
Stranger: i could stay awake just to hear you breathing
You: you're pretty creepy man
Stranger: i just thought i'd break the silence
You: My penis breaks the silence
You: with it's throbbing
Stranger: Oh, didnt i mention i'm hearing impared?
You: ah, i see
You: well my penis VISIBLY breaks the silence
You: as though piercing glass
Stranger: i told you, my eyes play tricks on me
You: ah
Stranger: HOLD THAT THOUGHT
You: what thought
You: I have no thoughts
You: only words
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: nontheless
Stranger: im back
You: that's good
You: i worried about you
Stranger: isnt that nice of you
You: who knows what could happen when I'm not watching
You: you could be kidnapped!
Stranger: yo...you're watching me?
You: ....
You: no?
You: >_>
You: meh
Stranger: cause i mean...it's ok
Stranger: i've got nothing to hide
You: really
You: what about...
You: THAT MOLE
Stranger: it adds character
You: i see
Stranger: you know
Stranger: now i regret taking my sleeping pills
You: please
You: just give up
You: save your self trouble
Stranger: naaah, that aint me
You: i don't want you to have health problems
You: in all seriousness
Stranger: i live for pain
Stranger: and suffering
You: don't do this!
You: you can DIE from lack of sleep
Stranger: death doesnt scare me
You: OMG SAME HERE!
You: god
You: I lvoe you more and more every line
Stranger: but be ware, nothing hurts like love
You: true that
Stranger: nothing brings your heart so much pain
You: my heart has been broken
You: it tears me apart
Stranger: and you never learn, 'till you'll get burned
Stranger: 'till you're burned by the flaaaaame
Stranger: -daniel bedingfield
You: Fuck
You: I could really go for some tea
You: my throat hurts like a motherfucker
Stranger: from all the caps?
You: yes
You: and the fact that i'm sick
Stranger: no, I'M sick
You: So am I >_>
Stranger: prove it!
You: well
You: whenever I ejaculate, blood comes out instead
You: also, I cough a lot more
You: and my throat is dry and hurts
Stranger: i hear thats just minor
You: i see
You: so no doctor on the blood penis?
Stranger: if it turns black, see a doc, if not, UR STILL HOT
You: Yeaaah
You: good advice
Stranger: i said i had a phd
You: that's right
You: ugh
You: I can't believe
You: I'm still talking to you
You: this is ridiculous
You: when did we start this?
You: at like 7?
Stranger: it could be, depends on where you are
You: DC
You: you?
Stranger: a bit further
Stranger: just a bit
You: i see
You: not like I want to stalk you or anything
You: >_>
Stranger: OH
You: meh
Stranger: pinky promise?
You: yeah
You: what use do i have for a dude i don
You: *don't even know
Stranger: im still a dude huh?
You: yeah
You: No girl is ever this bored
Stranger: you still hold onto the hope that im a dude
You: and the internet is made of penis
Stranger: you do make a valid point
Stranger: but still
Stranger: im sick, and very medicated
Stranger: medicaded?
You: i see
You: medicated
Stranger: right
Stranger: i knew that
Stranger: i was just testing your spelling skills
You: i see
You: i passed
You: yay
Stranger: yes, you did
You: so
Stranger: SO
You: what're you up to?
You: i've grown tired of acting immature Sad
Stranger: really?
You: yeahhh
You: I can only do so much
Stranger: i suppose every average person has its limits
You: most people RAEG and disconnect
You: which refills my powers'
You: but you...
Stranger: i drained your powers
You: indeed
You: you're an anti-succubus
Stranger: thanks?
You: you're welcome?
Stranger: i am?
You: i think
You: i dunno9
You: you tell me
Stranger: lets just say i am
Stranger: that being said
You: hmm>
Stranger: theres something still left unknows
Stranger: unknown*
You: yeah?
Stranger: If you were to choose between coke and pepsi, which would it be?
You: Likely Pepsi
You: you?
Stranger: you break my heart, you truly do
You: sorry, luv
Stranger: its too late, the damage has been done
You: worry not
You: I have duck tape
You: duct*
Stranger: how's that gonna help this situation?
You: I can put your heart back together
You: duct tape fixes all
Stranger: Of course!


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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Rozencrutz on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:13 pm

This is kinda.... longish....

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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:20 pm

Continued
Spoiler:
You: I can put your heart back together
You: duct tape fixes all
Stranger: Of course!
Stranger: i wont worry then
Stranger: are you wearing socks?
You: i am
You: why?
Stranger: why not?
You: i agree
You: are you sitting down?
Stranger: possibly
You: i see
You: except, not realy
Stranger: ok i am
You: yes
You: I am genyus
Stranger: yeah sure you are
You: heeeeyy
You: I sense sarcasm
You: that's not nice
Stranger: it isnt?
Stranger: SAHRY
You: does not compute
Stranger: we should talk about politics
You: i don't do politics
You: don't really have the interest
Stranger: oh, i was only trying to be nice
You: i fugured
You: *figured
You: in case you are wondering
You: points of interest for me are
You: Food
You: Women
You: Boobs( sub category of women)
You: Brownies
You: Hugs
You: Love
You: Games
You: and anime/manga
You: however
You: i do get interested in other thigns, if brought up
You: dependent on my mood sometimes
Stranger: brownies are a sun cagetory of food
Stranger: sub*
You: no
You: Food is a sub category of brownies
Stranger: it is?
You: aye
Stranger: lesson of the day then
You: learn something new
You: speaking of something new
You: I had a very nice conversation with a french guy on here earlier
You: he taught me how to say "You have beautiful breast, ma'am" in French
Stranger: Oooh
Stranger: would you do me the honor?
You: "Vous avez de bien jolies seins Mademoiselle"
Stranger: jolies? hahaha
You: oro?
You: jolies means?
Stranger: breast im guessing
You: no
You: seins is breast
Stranger: Oh
You: I think jolies is beautiful
You: maybe bien means very
Stranger: Oh, my thoughs are CLEARLY mixed up
You: indeed
Stranger: you know to contribute something to this nonversation, i could teach you that line in another language
You: Stranger: but it's "seins" if you want to be
Stranger: polite
Stranger: and "nichons" if you don't
Stranger: or "néné"
You: I see
You: So "seins" is breasts, and "nichons" is boobs
Stranger: yes!

You: Oh really?
You: That would be excellent
Stranger: now, would you want the polite way, or the impolite?
You: polite please
You: I prefer to be a gentleman
Stranger: Þú hefur falleg brjóst dama
You: german?
You: or russian?
You: i don't even
Stranger: Icelandic actually
You: oh really?
Stranger: really
You: just so happens
You: one of my best friends' girlfriend
You: (who is also my friend)
You: is Icelandic
You: This is quite beneficial
Stranger: How so?
You: We now know how to compliment her in her native tongue
You: surely this will bring joy to you heart, yes?
You: woah
You: why did i type you
You: I meant her
You: whatever
Stranger: it should


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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:43 pm

FINAL PIECE

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Stranger: it should
You: Good
You: I feel I should tell you something as well
You: here goes
You: "You have lovely breasts, madam."
You: May you put that knowledge to good use
Stranger: Awww, arent you just the sweetest
You: Indeed
You: breasts are no joking matter
Stranger: i fully agree
You: Treat them with respect
Stranger: Will do sir
Stranger: will do
You: Good
You: Do you still maintain the image of female?
Stranger: that i do
You: i see
Stranger: but hey, if you so desperately want me not to, i can pretend
You: It's hard to believe a female would actually endure this
Stranger: well im just so endurable?
You: i see
Stranger: when i was a child i had a fever
You: unfortunate
You: I'm assuming you recovered, as we are speaking now
Stranger: yeah i just thought i'd share a piece of my past with you
Stranger: to be friendly you know
You: i see
You: Well
You: I don't really have an interesting past
You: I moved around a lot
Stranger: nigga please, i know about the black tar
You: D:
Stranger: but its ok, you're forgiven, its all in the past now
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS BLAAACKKKKKK
You: *head asplodes*
Stranger: i could smell your blackness
You: really?
You: You must have really good smell
You: cuz everyone says I'm whiter than most white people Sad
You: What of you?
Stranger: whiter than most black people?
You: I see
You: So you're whtier than black
Stranger: i was refering to you
You: Ah
You: I am whiter than most blacks
You: But also whiter than most whites
Stranger: aka pale?
You: No
You: I mean personality-wise
Stranger: please explain
You: Well
You: It's common thinking that black people act...
You: ghetto
Stranger: how racist!
You: You know, big egos, baggy pants
You: Indeed
You: but that is the way of things
You: unfortunately, it appears that most black people believe that's how they should be :\
You: It really pisses me off, cuz it's because of those kinds that this stereotype is still around
You: I'm rather different though
Stranger: im sure you are
You: I'm pretty kind, polite, and i'm a really huggy
You: Also, I use PROPER ENGLISH (omgish blasphemy)
Stranger: fair enough, fair enough
You: yeah
You: your ethinicity?
You: Or are you uncomfortable revealing such knowledge
Stranger: not at all, i'm white
Stranger: thats right
Stranger: white
You: egads
You: I fear white people
You: Well
You: I'd love to continue this
You: but I'm on a school computer
You: and I have to get going home
You: *ride's here*
Stranger: Oh well then
You: It was nice talkin with you
Stranger: im gonna say likewise
You: Mayhaps fate will have us encounter each other some other time
You: If I say anything about super nudity, it's probably me
Stranger: if we're lucky
You: yup
Stranger: Well, farewell!
You: or, if for some reason you are interested in talking
You: (doubtful)
You: taleschronicles.forumotion.net
You: is the site my friend owns
You: peace
Stranger: yeah, peace
You have disconnected.


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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Rise: The Game on Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:59 pm

3 hours dude. that was the greatest person ever.

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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by The Monkey King on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:07 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HI
Stranger: WHO IS THIS
Stranger: IM CALLYS MOM
You: A THROBBING PENIS
Stranger: AND I WANT TO TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING OUR HOUSE
Stranger: AT NIGHT
You: lol trolling?
Stranger: SHES ONLY 16
You: here we go
Stranger: AND SHES NOT GOING TO BE TALKING TO SOME BOY AT NIGHT
You: KEEP GOING
Stranger: ITS NOT APPROPRIATE
Stranger: AND IM NOT GOING TO STAND FOR IT
You: DON'T THEN
You: SIT DOWN
Stranger: CHEEK WILL GET YOU NOWHERE
Stranger: YOUNG MAN
Stranger: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME YOUR MOTHERS NAME
Stranger: IM GETTING YOUR PARENTS INVOLVED IN THIS
You: MY MOTHER'S NAME IS 'FUCK YOU'
Stranger: I EXPECT NOTHING LESS
Stranger: FROM A HEATHEN LIKE YOU
You: no seriously
You: go to the cops
You: that's her name
Stranger: I HAVENT EVEN SEEN YOU AT THE CHURCH
Stranger: CALLIES FRIENDS HAVENT HEARD OF YOU
Stranger: JUST WHO ARE YOU YOUNG MAN
You: I AM JESUS KNEE
Stranger: ARE YOU A MEXICAN?
You: NO
Stranger: GOOD
You: RACIST
Stranger: WHAT IS YOUR MOTHERS NAME YOUNG MAN?
You: I SAID IT'S 'FUCK YOU'
Stranger: YOU CAN CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT YOUNG MAN
Stranger: BUT IM NOT HAVING MY DAUGHTER MICING WITH ANY OF THOSE
Stranger: DRUGGED UP GANGBANGERS
Stranger: NOW PLEASE TELL ME HOW I CAN REACH YOU RPARENTS
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO SEEM TOO HARD ON YOU
You: CALL 1 800 FUCK YOU
Stranger: BUT ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
You: YOU KNOW WHAT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD
You: BOOBS
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Post by The Monkey King on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:11 pm

A FELLOW TROLLER
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey there
You: how's it going?
Stranger: great
Stranger: and you
You: i'm fine
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: im male also
Stranger: so i geuss ur gonna leave right
Stranger: ?
You: well no
You: i'm here to troll people
Stranger: nice
You: lol
You: i just got a great convo with this guy that was trolling as a mother
Stranger: i do that ocasionally
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how did that go
You: oh i just listened and responded appropiately
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: im gonna go troll a bit
Stranger: cya
You: lol
You: laterz
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Post by The Universe on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:16 pm

If we get a badass intro topic tomorrow imma lol.

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Me too.
Lyle wrote:The song was one big saxophone solo and it has a girl dressed up like Santa Claus.

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Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:22 pm

I know. You see hiw long that was? Ridiculous.

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Post by RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:58 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: Hello
You: Geeze, is that how you welcome everyone? Lol
Stranger: no im just freakin sick of dudes hitting on me
You: XD
You: Happens to me all the time
Stranger: this a dude?
You: Nope
You: So I guess our situation is a little different
Stranger: lol yea...
Stranger: so whats up?
You: Not much. You?
Stranger: just plotting to conquer the world
You: Lol. How so?
Stranger: ummm probably by mind control...
You: How you gonna do that?
Stranger: i have a bunch of geniuses from china working on some sort of hat mind control thing
You: Sounds like a plan. XD Well, after the mind control, what then?
Stranger: well then i use them to take over distant planets, and breed the strongest ones to make a super human
You: Ooo. Sounds fancy
Stranger: yea it is
Stranger: so how old r u?
You: 18
Stranger: 17
You: I thought you said you were 16?
Stranger: no i lied im really 17 ... 16 = neutral
Stranger: lol sry
Stranger: hello?
You: Sorry
You: IT's okay. I don't care about a detail that small
Stranger: lol cool...
Stranger: this is weird...r u hot?
You: Well, I'm not so vain as to call myself 'hot', but I suppose I could say I'm fairly attractive
Stranger: u want to prove it?
You: Lol. Sorry hun, you're sweet, but I DID just meet you
Stranger: aight thats cool
Stranger: well im bored so wanna keep talking
Stranger: ??
You: Well, how about you? Are you 'hot'?
Stranger: We, Im not so vain as to call myself hot, but i suppose i could say im fairly attractive
Stranger: yours fit my description perfectly
You: XD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so ummmm what do u do?
Stranger: like 4 fun...sports?
Stranger: tv?
You: Hm
Stranger: race cars?
Stranger: conquer the world?
Stranger: smoke?
Stranger: kill people?
Stranger: lol jk on the last 2
You: XD
You: Well, I like to read
Stranger: cool...i hate reading...
Stranger: anything else we need to establish something in common
You: XD
You: Hm...
You: Oh! Actually I have to go
You: But nice talking to you sweetie!
You: Bye~!
Stranger: aight peace....this was cool...thanks
Stranger: bye

Lol. I chickened out after a while. XD


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Post by Rise: The Game on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:59 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOUR FACE
You: !?
Stranger: exactly.
You: WHATS WRONG WITH IT!?!?
Stranger: EVERYTHING
You: CAN IT BE FIXED?
You: FUCK.
Stranger: i mean come on just look at it!
Stranger: its ok sir/mam we can get u help
You: aw shit man.
You: ur right
You: my face is beyond fucked up
Stranger: *thats alot of professional help*
Stranger: i nkow its ok
Stranger: just remain calm
You: *sighs*
You: okay doctor
Stranger: *doctor shoots ur face 43 times(
Stranger: WOW IT LOOKS BETTER ALREADY
You: AND YOU AVOIDED MY EYES AND BRAIN!?
You: DUDE YOU'RE A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL
Stranger: I KNOW!
Stranger: what can i say man?
Stranger: IM A CHICK!
Stranger: woooo!
You: haha
You: i dont mind what gender you are XD
You: im tired of the guys here that always go "ASL!"
Stranger: OMG I KNOW
Stranger: ITS SOOO ANNOYING
You: and then go "FUCK YOU" and leave when you say "Im a guy"
Stranger: or if u go
You: geez if just wanna talk to random people Sad
Stranger: asl: 16 yes please andhow about ur place?
Stranger: they are all SUCK A DICK and leave
Stranger: faggots :P
You: yeah.
Stranger: there was some old dude flirting with me and i told him i was a 16 year old girl and he goes oh well im 20 wanna see me naked im like DUDE uc an get in trouble for that! and he kept saying u wanna see me naked??? im like get a life and quit stalking girls on here
You: urgh =_=
Stranger: yeeah
You: thats sick
Stranger: i know!
You: why the hell would you even ask a girl for her pic anyways?
Stranger: i told him to stalk ppl closer to his age and all he had to say back was WHATS UR MSN
You: she could just grab a random pic off of google if she wanted to lol.
You: oh my god
Stranger: i know a young one of that
You: one time
Stranger: man ppl are stupid i hate them ahah
You: some guy kept saying to me (he thought i was a girl by the way i spoke) "Baby get a MSN and i'll fuck you hard on a table"
You: and i was like "O_o"
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: there are some desprate ppl out there
Stranger: its scary
Stranger: i could say im a dude right now
Stranger: u will never know for sure
Stranger: but ppl believe whatever u say
Stranger: and they want someone so badly and its gross
You: i wouldnt give a damn if you were
You: i just want someone to talk with for a bit
Stranger: haha and i thank u for that Very Happy
Stranger: i had a really good convo with some girl not to long ago
You: heh. no problem
You: nice
You: my friend and i spoke with a guy for 3 hours earlier
You: he was awesome
Stranger: at least there are still a few awesome not desprate horney ppl in the world
You: yeah
Stranger: well good sir chances are i will never talk to you again so i hope you have a very nice life and it was good talking to you Very Happy i believe im going to bed now so GOOD NIGHT!
You: haha
You: kei
You: good night

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Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:05 pm

Noice

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Post by The Universe on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:08 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey boi heyy
You: You a douchebag?
Stranger: if you mean, so i get shpved up girls vaginas
Stranger: then yes
Stranger: very much so
You: You are a poser wanna be gangsta asshole who is a waste of both skin and oxygen, I'm disgusted to have exchanged words with you good sir.
You: Go to hell, and take your baggy shorts with you.
You have disconnected.

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You guys, I am stalking a girl from Spain.
Wist says: (9:25:06 PM)
Me too.
Lyle wrote:The song was one big saxophone solo and it has a girl dressed up like Santa Claus.

I'm so on board with this, it's not even funny.
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Post by Fondos Aquila on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:17 pm

Psycho Mantis wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey boi heyy
You: You a douchebag?
Stranger: if you mean, so i get shpved up girls vaginas
Stranger: then yes
Stranger: very much so
You: You are a poser wanna be gangsta asshole who is a waste of both skin and oxygen, I'm disgusted to have exchanged words with you good sir.
You: Go to hell, and take your baggy shorts with you.
You have disconnected.

That was rather mean Sad

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Post by The Universe on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:20 pm

Catguin wrote:
Psycho Mantis wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey boi heyy
You: You a douchebag?
Stranger: if you mean, so i get shpved up girls vaginas
Stranger: then yes
Stranger: very much so
You: You are a poser wanna be gangsta asshole who is a waste of both skin and oxygen, I'm disgusted to have exchanged words with you good sir.
You: Go to hell, and take your baggy shorts with you.
You have disconnected.

That was rather mean Sad

Not really.

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You guys, I am stalking a girl from Spain.
Wist says: (9:25:06 PM)
Me too.
Lyle wrote:The song was one big saxophone solo and it has a girl dressed up like Santa Claus.

I'm so on board with this, it's not even funny.
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Post by Rise: The Game on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:21 pm

Psycho Mantis wrote:
Catguin wrote:
Psycho Mantis wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey boi heyy
You: You a douchebag?
Stranger: if you mean, so i get shpved up girls vaginas
Stranger: then yes
Stranger: very much so
You: You are a poser wanna be gangsta asshole who is a waste of both skin and oxygen, I'm disgusted to have exchanged words with you good sir.
You: Go to hell, and take your baggy shorts with you.
You have disconnected.

That was rather mean Sad

Not really.

Dude, omegle DOES have normal decent people on it. it isnt just a troll device.

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Post by RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:22 pm

Yeah. The point isn't always to troll.

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Post by The Universe on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:23 pm

Nanaya Shiki wrote:
Psycho Mantis wrote:
Catguin wrote:
Psycho Mantis wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey boi heyy
You: You a douchebag?
Stranger: if you mean, so i get shpved up girls vaginas
Stranger: then yes
Stranger: very much so
You: You are a poser wanna be gangsta asshole who is a waste of both skin and oxygen, I'm disgusted to have exchanged words with you good sir.
You: Go to hell, and take your baggy shorts with you.
You have disconnected.

That was rather mean Sad

Not really.

Dude, omegle DOES have normal decent people on it. it isnt just a troll device.

Still don't see a problem.

And I know it has normal people...I'm speaking with one now.

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Me too.
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I'm so on board with this, it's not even funny.
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Post by The Monkey King on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:26 pm

yea sometimes you get a nice guy like this.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: well hello there
You: hi
Stranger: its nice meeting a stranger like you
Stranger: is mike there?
Stranger: i have to ask him something
You: oh sure
Stranger: thanks Smile
You: let me get him
Stranger: ok
You: HEY MIKE!!!
You: WHADDYA WANT?!
Stranger: IS THIS MIKE?
Stranger: I WANNA KNOW WHOS GOT MAH MONEY
You: YOUR MONEY
You: IT'S STASHED UNDER YOUR MATTRESS MAN
You: I PUT IT THERE LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS BANGING YOUR WIFE
Stranger: wooaaah dude
Stranger: i have a wife?
Stranger: i musta been really smashed last night
Stranger: thanks man
Stranger: nice talkin to you
You: LOL
Stranger: stay fly
Stranger: Smile
You: trollingz fun huh?
Stranger: YEAS
Stranger: Very Happy
You: have fun doing it
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: byee
You: laterz
Stranger: bye
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Post by Rise: The Game on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HIIIIIIIII!
Stranger: oh heyy
You: how are you!?
Stranger: eh. could be better. you?
You: ah
You: im alright.
You: but whats wrong?
Stranger: just alot of stuff haha my life
You: ah
You: i hear ya.
Stranger: boys. not cool.
You: i got alot of stuff goin on too
You: college starting for me tomorrow
You: and ppl trying to pressure me =__=
Stranger: ohh man. freshman year?
You: sophmore
You: but the ppl I hang around are like "When are you ever gonna get a girlfriend!?"
You: because im the only one who hasnt had one
You: its very annoying
You: because I dont wanna be dating someone JUST to say im in a relationship :/
Stranger: awww! haha. but yeah that makes sense
You: i want to be with someone who im actually infatuated with
You: but eh. what can ya do?
Stranger: screw them, make your own choices.
You: my best friend agrees with me though
You: so thats cool
You: since he, and another friend of mine are like brothers to me
You: we plan to move away from home and get our own place in like a year
Stranger: sweet
You: though that means i gotta work alot harder to make more money
Stranger: where do you work?
You: i work with a friend's dad at the moment
Stranger: oh nice
Stranger: whats your major?
You: either foreign language studies or culinary
Stranger: dude culinary. food is great
You: heheh
Stranger: feel free to make me a cake!
You: hahhahaha!
You: sure
You: its practice for me!
Stranger: ahh just dont poison me! haha
You: lol
You: i wouldnt ever dream of doing that
You: I like for people to enjoy my cooking and want to have seconds!
You: not die on the first course hahah
Stranger: :] good to know
Stranger: i'm too young to dieee
You: haha
You: same
You: I wanna live a full life Smile
Stranger: eh you're like 19, 20? you've got more years than me haha
You: hahaha
You: yeah im actually 19!
You: turning 20 in april
Stranger: lucky! i just turned 16 on friday. yay me
You: noice
You: congrats!
Stranger: woot woot! haha im just that amazing. it's how all ceces are
You: lol
You: ceces??
Stranger: im cece!
You: oh!
You: at first i was like "Is that a religion or something??"
You: sorry im not very bright! XD
Stranger: hahahahahhaha its okay. im in the club
You: lol
You: dim wat club???
You: what would we even call it?
Stranger: dur da dur club
Stranger: oh i know!
Stranger: im sofa king we todd ed
Stranger: say that out loud a couple times ;]
You: lol
You: ARGH
You: I CANT DO IT
You: lol.
You: i accidentally said it into a phone!
You: and my friend was like "What are you doing?"
Stranger: smooth move hahaha
You: yeah
You: like i said
You: im a dimwat lol
Stranger: ah! okay. whats your favorite band?
You: hmmm
You: I dunno.
You: i only listen to what i like from waht my friends listen to
You: i dunno why, but im a sucker for piano music
You: so calming Very Happy
Stranger: thats good. you should love paramore. they're amazing!
You: kewl
You: i should try listening to them then!
Stranger: do itttt.
Stranger: uh oh. sleep calls. junior year is the worst yet!
You: yeah
Stranger: it was cool talking Smile
You: junior year is the hardest D:
You: yeah
You: maybe if we're lucky we will somehow talk again here lol
You: HIGHLY doubtful though hahahaha
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: kay goodnighttt!
You: g'night!

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Post by Turret Slayer!!! on Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:34 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hello, asl?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: Okies fair enough, how're you?
You: Not too bad.
You: You?
Stranger: Good thanks, what are you upto?
You: Not much, just surfin' the net. Probably gonna start up the PSP.
Stranger: Sounds fun! Can you tell me whether or not you are a boy or girl? lol
You: I could. But how would you know if I was telling the truth?
You: This is the interrnet after all.
Stranger: What reason would you have to lie? haaha
You: What indeed.
Stranger: Haaha, so i guess that means your not going to tell me?
You: If I feel like it I might give a hint.
Stranger: lol okay
You: So what's up?
Stranger: Nothing, i was heaps bored so my friend told me to go on this, it hasn't been very fun though
You: I came here the same way. You're my first chat.
Stranger: really? My first chat partner said she was a lesbian and left :\
You: Weird. Like right after?
Stranger: Yep!
You: *shrugs*
Stranger: hahah, another person just said he only looking for a girl who would webcam with him and i left that
You: I see.
You: Get all sorts of people on these kinds of places.
Stranger: Yerp, your the longest conversation i've had with someone on this
You: I'm not sure if that's a good thing. I'm the least talkative among my friends.
Stranger: Naw, whys that?
You: Can't think of anything to say most of the time.
Stranger: don't worry, im a bit like that, im not a very confident person
You: I see. Usually when I chat most of my lines are a set of ellipses. It's like I'm a character in a JRPG.
Stranger: Hahah
Stranger: Don't suppose there any chance you of you telling me how old you are is there?
You: Let's see, I play E rated games, E10 rated games, T rated games and even M rated games. So you tell me.
Stranger: e rated games? :s
You: What? Super Mario Galaxy wasn't that bad a game.
You: Sure the camera had issues but the platforming was still fun.
Stranger: Hahaha so are you 15? 16? something?
You: More or less.
Stranger: Haha c'mon, telling me your age won't hurt anyone Smile
You: But it's more fun this way.
Stranger: How so? lol
You: I like keeping secrets. Something about knowing something the other person doesn't gives me...a good feeling.
Stranger: Hahaha well i don't know anything about you for sure, well only that you play super mario galaxy lol
You: True.
You: Ah well.
You: I gotta get goin' now. See ya 'round. Or not.
Stranger: bye then!

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Post by Fondos Aquila on Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:55 am

Noice convos. For some reason, I really like seeing these. Proof humans can get along?

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Post by Fondos Aquila on Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:56 am

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hiya stranga
Stranger: heey
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: sweet
You: You're the first person to not instantly say "ASL!?!" in a while
Stranger: ha lol
You: rather annoying, I must say
Stranger: yehh
Stranger: what ya up to?
You: just trying to have a chat with a random person lol
You: just got home from school
You: at like 10
You: well
You: like 10:40
You: but yeah
Stranger: oh where do you live?
You: DC
Stranger: im at school lol
You: haha
You: Really?
You: College?
You: or normal school
You: (normal school = high school)
Stranger: high school
Stranger: australia
You: Coolio
You: Australia
You: Is it nice there?
You: I don't hear much about it
Stranger: yeah its good as
Stranger: getting into summer
Stranger: so its hot Smile
You: Wait, summer is starting for you guys?
You: Fall is starting for us D:
You: *is confused*
Stranger: well its spring now but its getting hotter'
You: I see
You: jeez
You: I probably learned this in geography
You: but I forget like 3/4ths of whatever goes into my brain
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: how old are you
You: 18
You: you?
Stranger: 17
You: kool
You: Lookin forward to your 18th?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: over here 18 is the legal age, not 21
You: for drinking?
Stranger: yeah
You: lucky
Stranger: for everything
You: bah
Stranger: haha
You: more proof that i wasn't meant for the U.S.
Stranger: ha
You: I was talking with a french guy earlier
Stranger: yeah?
You: He was telling me how open they are in france about sexual things
You: Not as awkward conversations
You: but like legitimate question/answer talks
Stranger: oh really?
You: yup
Stranger: lik what kind of questions?
You: i dunno
You: lol
You: We were discussing boobs
Stranger: hahah fair enough
You: and how in the U.S. anytime a guy mentions anything about them
You: they are instantly "perverted"
You: or a "creep"
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: i dont think tis that bad in aus but yeh
You: but in france you can say something like "You have beautiful breasts, ma'am."
You: and you won't get slapped in the face
Stranger: hahah i would love a french guy to say that to me
You: haha
You: He taught me how to say that in french XD
Stranger: nice work
You: Vous avez de bien jolies seins Mademoiselle".
Stranger: merci
You: hah
You: So I'm assuming you're a girl
Stranger: yes
You: most guys wouldn't say thank you if someone said they have beautiful breasts XD
Stranger: hahaha
You: So, what are you interested in studying in college?
Stranger: im not too sure yet
Stranger: psychlolgy possibly
You: I see
Stranger: what are you doin?
You: teaching
You: probably english
Stranger: thats coo
Stranger: l
You: thanks :3
You: I thought about psychology for a while
You: but doing that as a job doesn't interest me much
You: The classes are fun though
Stranger: yeh im really enjoying the classes
Stranger: i dont reall;y know how id go thought
Stranger: im just interested in people and such
You: same
You: i like hearing them talk
You: and their stories
Stranger: yeah
You: That's why this place is interesting
You: friends are nice to talk to, but there are barriers you can't really break
You: with random people you can just tell them anything, ask them anything, things like that
Stranger: thats why this site is good lol
You: yup
You: It's just too bad that half the people here
You: are all these "I'm horny please be girl" types
You: It's really annoying..
Stranger: yeah i agree
Stranger: or all the asians lol
You: lol yeah
You: Is it just me, or is this place filled with Koreans?
Stranger: omg yess!
Stranger: hahah
You: Hehe
You: I guess they have a lot of interest in english things
You: they seem to be all over the web
You: (not to seem racist)
Stranger: yeah i reckon
Stranger: nah i agree
You: So
You: What class are you in now?
Stranger: indonesian
You: really?
You: interesting language choice
You: You get on the comp often during this class?
Stranger: not usually
Stranger: bu were having a class party thing
You: aaah
Stranger: cos its the year 12s last lesson
You: lucky
You: Is there cake?
Stranger: yes indonesian spice cake Smile
Stranger: i brought tim tams
You: Arrrggghhh
You: *is jealous*
Stranger: haha Smile
Stranger: so whats your first name
You: Bishop
You: You?
Stranger: Stef
You: Nice ta meet ya Stef
Stranger: haha Smile
You: So, you come here often?
Stranger: not really
You: ah
You: Today is my first day here
You: It's pretty awesome
Stranger: my first day was yesterday haha
Stranger: my friend showed me
You: haha
You: same
You: i've been addicted since
Stranger: haha
You: I had a 3 hour convo with this one girl
You: it was loooooong
Stranger: spill ya heart out?
You: nah
You: haha
You: It was just random stuff
You: I started off really weird
You: but I eventually got tired of that
Stranger: yeah
You: I can only be weird for so long lol
Stranger: haha
You: talking about my super powers
You: or power
Stranger: what is that?
You: Super Nudity XD
Stranger: explain?
You: I have this super Aura that makes anyone around me when I am naked instantly becomes naked too
You: My friend and I came up with that like yesterday XD
Stranger: hahahah thats incredible
You: i knowwww
You: i was laughing so hard
You: cuz on Facebook he did this "socialinterview" thing
Stranger: hahaha
You: and one of the questions was what super power I would have
Stranger: you a fb fan?
You: Yeah, I use it all the time XD
Stranger: yeah i go on a lil
You: I used to be against it
You: but eventually I got more friends on there
You: so I do a lot of chatting through that
Stranger: yeaah
You: it doesn't help that I have it on my iPhone
You: I can't help but check and update a lot now >_<
Stranger: addicted
You: yup
You: But I stopped myself for like 3 weeks
You: I turned my account off and wouldn't get on
You: I guess just to make sure I could
Stranger: awww thats funny as
You: Yeah
You: I guess technology is getting more and more integrated in our lives
Stranger: definately
Stranger: we cant survuve without it now
You: Yup
You: If I didn't have my phone
You: I'd die of boredom
You: even if i don't use it XD
Stranger: if i didnt have my ipod id die
You: Haha
You: What music do you listen to?
Stranger: good music lol
Stranger: folk/idie mostly
Stranger: acoustic
Stranger: stuff that noones heard before
You: nice
You: I listen to a lot of that too
You: (stuff nobody's heard of I mean)
You: My brother is into the indie music
You: I like some of his songs
Stranger: what music are youinto?
You: Techno/dance/electronica
You: Disco
You: Rock
You: And rap
You: but not the mainstream rap
You: Mainstream rap is annoying and stupid
Stranger: i love ausie rap
You: I've never heard any
You: well, I might have actually
You: On Pandora
Stranger: hiltop hoods?
Stranger: drapht
Stranger: and pommy rap
You: Don't sound familiar Sad
Stranger: i love like jamie t
Stranger: and dizee rascal
You: I'll check them out
Stranger: (Y)
You: ?
Stranger: *thumbs up*
You: i see
Stranger: ha
Stranger: whats soime good artists?
Stranger: i want new music
You: hmm
You: one sec
Stranger: ..
You: Sorry
You: I'm check pandora >_<
You: I can't remember artists well
You: I can't remember much of anything actually, haha
Stranger: whats pandora?
You: Oh!
You: Pandora.com
Stranger: is it good?
You: its a music site
Stranger: what is it?
You: It's like radio
You: except you type an artist you like
You: and it finds music based on how that artist sings or the beat of the song
You: it's nice
Stranger: oh oh like last.fm?
You: I dunno them
You: But maybe
You: Check it out
Stranger: lastfm is conected to my itunes and gives me recomendationg
You: ah
You: yeah, that seems accurate
Stranger: its the best way to find new music
You: check out pandora
You: it's reeeeallly good
You: I started out with only knowing my fave rap artists "Nujabes"
You: but now I know listen to a lot more
Stranger: pandora is restricted to the us
You: it is?
You: Darn Sad
Stranger: check out last.fm
You: do i type it into itunes?
Stranger: nah www.lastfm.com
You: oh ok
Stranger: its really good
You: Ooooh
You: It's giving me info on the artists
You: very nice
Stranger: then it has lists and lists of simular artists
You: I really like this!
You: Thanks!
Stranger: haha no problem
You: I'll type in your artists later
You: right now a really good song I've never heard is on
You: And I like ittttt happy
Stranger: what is it?
You: "Force of Nature - Majestic Two"
You: It's really chill
Stranger: if you can listen to red by daniel merriweather
You: i'll check that
Stranger: i heard it the other day bu havent downloaded it yet
Stranger: its pretty
You: I like the beginning so far
Stranger: i love the line ' you took something perfect and painted it red'
You: wow
You: he just said that
You: when you did
You: nice XD
Stranger: its nice hey
You: Its a good song
You: not my kind of song tho
You: more my brother's music
Stranger: yeah
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3GkjZh7_rc
You: I like songs like this
Stranger: i think you might liker art vs science
Stranger: i can its blocked at shcool
You: "Wild Gardens - Magneta Lane"
Stranger: check out art vs science
You: Ok
Stranger: parlez vous fra
Stranger: francais
Stranger: *
Stranger: is good
You: Is that a song?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: by art vs. science
Stranger: anyways i gotta go home now
Stranger: add me on facebook or something
Stranger: search
You: Oh, ok
You: Nice meeting ya
Stranger: you too
You: btw
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: catchya Smile
You: byeeee


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