Current Playthrough

He gets everyone hurt as children in some cave where some demon lives and got his ass kicked by it. After it stabbed him in the stomach and slammed him head first onto the ceiling of the cave, Sophie fights it off as Asbel loses consciousness. Then when he regains it shes like "Yay ur not ded but monstar iz ded" and Asbel is like "Yayz Sophie" and as that happens the monster makes one final lunge, extends its arm and impales sophie through her torso . She then tries to finish it off and dies. After waking up in his bedroom to an angry father, and finding out that Hubert has left home for an extended period of time he decides to become a knight so he wont fail to protect his friends again.

7 years later Asbel is running around doing missions with BOOMERANG SWORD MAN (Malik) and hes like "Yo asbel lets go get drunk" and they eat and grab a few drinks from the pub near the knight's school, then they return there to see an older and more mature Sheria waiting for them outside. Hes like "Woah its Sheria! Why're you here?" and shes like "You never responded to the letter" and I was like "Lol love letters." and Asbel said "Well i've been out busy on missions sorry. But what was in it?" and Sheria responds "Yeahhhhhhhhhh your dad is dead." and Asbel is like

And BOOMERANG SWORD guy is like "GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and shit and he goes with Sheria and is like "Yay Im homez" and theres war n shit and asbel is like "WHYYYYYYYYYY" and then you run away from giant enemy crab machine to the place where they met sophie 7 years ago. They're about to get owned and then Sophie shows up and explodes 3 of em and then boss battle YAYYYYYYYYYY.
After that they're like "WAIT WHAT THE SHIT SOPHIE IS DEAD" and Sophie is like "Whats a sophie" and Asbel is like "MOTHERFUCKER AMNESIA FUUUUUUUUCK". So you head back and theres war and killing n shit in the village and Asbel is like "OMG I CANT PROTECT WHYYYYY" and then goes "SHIT THEY HAVE GUNS AND I HAVE A SWORD". Then Hubert shows up with his heroic theme and super army and he starts raping the face off of EVERYTHING and Asbel is like "YAYYYYYY". After the fight ends and all is well (sorta) Asbel talks to Hubert and Hubert is like "Yo. You suck ass and ur a bitch. IM THE RULER NOW FAG." and Asbel is like "WRRAAAII" and Hubert is like "Unless you can beat me lol" and then you initiate UNBEATABLE BOSS BATTLE (even if you live long enough or take his health down, he will instantly use his Hi-ougi and kill you, i didnt wanna spoil what it was, so i just got deaded by a regular combo) and Hubert goes "You're a bitch. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TOWN" and Asbel is exiled by his OWN BROTHER for NO REASON. And then only sophie goes with him, and shes like "Its okay. I'll protect you." and Asbel falls over and goes "GOD DAMN IT I CANT DO ANYTHING! I CANT PROTECT ANYONE! AND NOW THE PERSON I FAILED TO PROTECT AND DIED PROTECTING US SAYS SHES GONNA PROTECT ME NOW!? IM WORTHLESS!" and I felt super sad. Then Asbel gets a fever and 2 knights come and go "YO RAPE" and Asbel is like "FUCK THIS FEVER I GOT A BITCH TO SAVE" and limps outside to see sophie own them alone with her SUPER WOMAN SHOVE.

Oh and then some pretty boy joins at some point and he sucks absolute balls.