Fun with onemanga's "Surprise Me" aka "Random Manga" function

Post random things that were kinda funny that happened with it. Just now I got Melty Blood, then Melty Blood Act 2 in a row with the random button.

A few months ago I got Tales of Vesperia's manga right after finding out about the PS3 remake.

I keep getting Ecchi...

Yosuke Hanamura wrote:I keep getting Ecchi...

lucky you. I keep getting either crappy shoujo or higurashi.

Okay I am going to try this once

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The hell is "Nine Puzzle"

Mika is a regular girl who just goes day to day without any concrete dreams for her future. Until one day, when she sees her classmate Kaede playing pool in a billiards lounge. Kaede is a boy who hides many secrets...whose personality seems to change when he plays billiards. Entranced by the smile Kaede wears when he plays, Mika soon finds herself immersed in the game...!

Uh.
Apparently it's a shoujo. What's that

...

Oh

Scans by: ShoujoMagic

Well I'll read the first one because why not

TO BE CONTINUED

It was pretty stupid. So I fix it



hee hee hee

Wow really, I never used this before so why not, annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Shojo....... (puts gun to head slowly)

ah this is my favorite feature on onemanga, it's made me cringe, made me cry, and made me find some good manga such as princess ressurection. I'll have to use this some time again.

I keep getting reeeeaaaalllllly boring slice of life stuff. :/

Catbread wrote:It was pretty stupid. So I fix it



hee hee hee

It made me lol

I got one called "Replica"

I had to laugh because of Tales of the Abyss for about 5 minutes.

I keep getting school lifes and shoujos.
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I don't really read mangas anywsy, I just wanted to try it for lulz. :D

The Uneven K wrote:I got one called "Replica"

I had to laugh because of Tales of the Abyss for about 5 minutes.

Asch: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPLICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*20 minutes later*

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Luke: Christ is he still going?

I got Majora's Mask...cool.

Justin Law wrote:I got Majora's Mask...cool.

That was a really good Manga if I recall.

I DONT HAVE ANYTHING I FEEL LIKE DOING HRRRRGGGHHHHH
RUSSIAN ROULETTE TIME

I got a thing called "Miiko Desu". I'm going to read it without looking at the description

HRK

Okay this is going to be bad

"I WANT TO GO TO CRAM SCHOOL!" declares the chapter title
That sounds like one of the least appealing things to do that can be imagined.
Although judging from the picture this girl has confused "cram school" with "McDonalds"

And here we have our main character, Ms. Yamada Miiko, occupation: 4th grader. Apparently she wants to go home and "ENJOY THE SNACK!" Okay sure

But wait!! She stops outside a burger joint apparently called "MUS" and looks through the window to see her friends MARI AND YUKKO inside!!! HOORAY

"THEY ARE GOING TO THE CAFE BY THEMSELVES!" Miiko thinks to herself. "HOW COOL!"
Yeah man that's totally gnarly I bet afterward they're going to ride off on some bitchin' tricycles

Miiko drools at her friends for a while (!!) until they see her and get heart attacks.
Oh come on she isn't that scary...although I guess seeing someone drool at you through a window would be pretty unnerving

From the sweat coming off of Mari and/or Yukko I'm guessing they were trying to avoid her. I'm beginning to suspect that Miiko might not be right in the head

Mikko watches her friends do homework and thinks "THEY LOOK SO COOL!"
Come on Mikko you're not helping your case here

Eventually she leaves and HOLY HELL WHAT KIND OF A MOUTH SHAPE IS THAT
IT'S JAGGED AND CREEPY

She turns off caps lock for a moment to tell us "When I come home, the house is always dark, and I am always alone."

And then

"AH, I WANT TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

Uh

And then an unidentified person appears and says "Wrong dialog".
Uh


"I WANT TO GO TO CRAM SCHOOL!" she declares, as visions of hamburgers dance around her.
Yeah I get those too but in your case, Miiko, they do not make sense because CRAM SCHOOL IS NOT A RESTAURANT

Her younger brother arrives to inject some sanity into the situation. Of course since he is a male he's carrying a bunch of baseball equipment
Hey I though you were always alone when you got home
Even if your brother just got home, that means you were alone for a grand total of ONE MINUTE

The scene abruptly shifts to Miiko asking her 'rents about joining cram school.
Her mom asks the question on eveyone's minds: "Cram school? Why?"

The answer of course is: "BECAUSE I GET TO EAT BURGERS BEFORE GOING TO CRAM SCHOOL."
Mom sighs and bails on her retarded offspring. She would rather wash dishes than listen to this
lol
Her brother, who is male, begins looking up the baseball schedule.
And now of course everyone's mouth is all weird shaped. I guess this is just the accepted method for drawing a freakish mouth so I'll stop complaining about it

While the males watch the baseball game, her dad tries to talk sense into Miiko by explaining that cram school and burgers are two very different things.
She ignores this completely and starts describing how she's alone every day, as the entire room is enveloped in a dark despair.

This instantly gets her retarded parents to let her attend cram school, even though she is faking it to get burgers because there are burgers at cram school. This makes so much sense that my head is starting to bleed

She instantly launches into a fantasy in which she's a super genius (with a burger).
She actually is thinking "I am great" to herself. Oh wow

So she is at the cram school but first has to take a placement test.
Since she didn't know that they give tests at school she is terrified. Oh COME ON

Ugh this bores me. EXPERIMENT TERMINATED

I might try this again later