Let's have some fun!

"I'm pretty sure if you get drunk off of that stuff you are weak, are YOU weak mufasa?"

"Hey, was that directed at me? I'm not drunk...It takes alot more than two swigs of champagne to get me drunk."
Kilvas said walking back over to her table.

Nope. I'm just acting wacky.
It takes about three beers to get me buzzed. 6 to get me drunk.

.....Don't ask how I know that.

And Kilvas, honey you're probably a lightweight. Hate to break it to ya sweetie.

Excuse me? What do you mean "probably"? You have no way of knowing that. Don't go assuming things.

Well, you're small, you're female, and you barely ever drink. You're the perfect statistics for a lightweight lady.

That doesn't make it fact. I've had almost a whole bottle of champagne once as I was perfectly fine.
My statement still stands, don't go assuming things.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Lol.

Feh.
Your argument is invalid.
I have nothing left to say to you.
Good day to you sir. *slaps with glove, leaves topic*

*Takes glove. Sniffs it.*

Mufasa wrote:*Takes glove. Sniffs it.*

Metal rabbit slaps Mufasa with a glove for insulting his mother

"Ah snap," Rozen pulls out his glove glove loaded with a brick, "Alright I am ready to smack someone!"

O_o

Wait, when did I insult your mother?

Mufasa wrote:O_o

Wait, when did I insult your mother?

Mufasa insulted Kilvas, who is Metal Rabbit's mother and continually makes advances on her

Does that make me your father?

(This topic reminds me of the Space turret from Portal.)

Mufasa wrote:Does that make me your father?

(This topic reminds me of the Space turret from Portal.)

Metal Rabbit locks himself in his room and cries while listening to fallout boy and blogs about how he doesn't want Mufasa to be his daddy.

*Knocks on Metal Rabbit's door.*
Come on son! We can work through this! You just have to give me a chance! I know I'm a strange man in your life, and i'll never replace you're real father, but with time, maybe you'll come to love me just as much!

"Nandaka," Rozen's mind plunged into a new depth of insanity as he tried to wrap his head around things, "Totemo okashii...." his chair fell over again.

Mufasa wrote:*Knocks on Metal Rabbit's door.*
Come on son! We can work through this! You just have to give me a chance! I know I'm a strange man in your life, and i'll never replace you're real father, but with time, maybe you'll come to love me just as much!

Metal Rabbit cried "NO GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER YOU BASTARD! YOU DONT KNOW SHIIIT!!!"

Masu decided he was going to beat up Hurricane Irene. But he needs at least a party of 3!

He set out to recruit party members.

*Mufasa has joined the party.*

*Mufasa has come down with dysentery.*

"The fuck!?" Masu said as Mufasa had severe diarrhea due to his status ailment. he smashed a panacea bottle over Mufasa's head

*Mufasa has gained the skill: Controlled bowls.*

"A-anyways. We need more party members. Hopefully ones that dont appear shitting all over the place......." Masu said keeping his distance from Mufasa

*Catbread has joined the party*


*Catbread glares ominously in a random direction*

"...He seems very angry at that shrubbery...." Mufasa said.