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Catbread Plays Putt-Putt Travels Through Time: Now with 300% more orgasm train

Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:25 am

Some fool requested I post my old Let's Plays here

I must comply with all user commands, so I will post my first one ever that I made only a few months back.
I was at college and was desperately seeking something more worthwhile than learning
So I downloaded and played through one of the games I had as a kid, and recorded the results.
If only I had been given a NES or something instead, I might have turned out normal

I'm working on reformatting the images (and the Phantasy Star IV LP and an LP for Freddi Fish and a tapletop RPG), so expect it to appear here.

Consider this post to be like, say, a meteor on the horizon
Putt-Putt's Sephiroth's coming to getcha


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Re: Catbread Plays Putt-Putt Travels Through Time: Now with 300% more orgasm train

Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:45 am

Looks like the meteor fell ahead of schedule
Without further ado I am proud hesitant to present my first ever LP from a far away time known as last year:

Catbread Plays Putt-Putt Travels Through Time

Episode 1: So When Does Magus Join the Party

Spoiler:
As my mouse pointer moves to the button that will launch the program, I feel a twinge of uncertainty. Am I truly prepared for this?
It’s been a long time… a long, long time.
And it’s not going to be pretty.
But there’s no turning back now.

*Start*

















0_0

THE LIGHT IT BURNSSSSSS US



OH FUCK YES



Then a butterfly flew by. It was pretty.

Hey, wait, you’re blocking the title! Jerk!



Yeah this is me I’m a total pimp

My dog is a pimp too
See, his name is Pep and that sounds kind of like pimp, same thing really.



Yes indeed, I have chosen to play with giant-ass subtitles obliterating the whole screen so the viewers at home don’t miss a single second of this Peabody-caliber writing.

It looks as though my epic quest is to show my homework to some old guy. Fine by me, I’ll do anything for the experience points.


“…and my Smokey the Fire Engine lunchbox.”

It’s very important to show all of my crap to people!
…Wait this is an adventure game that’s actually true

But if this so called “Mr. Firebird” even thinks about touching my special edition lunchbox, I’ll cast so many meteors he’ll think the sky was falling on him. BECAUSE THAT IS A LITERAL DESCRIPTION OF METEOR

Wait I been staring at the nickel there for a while now
I want it



But Pep is a lazy bitch and first I have to get him to move

…Dammit does that car ever stop smiling? It’s creeping me out already! And this is the beginning of the beginning!



Remember kids, bribery is the answer



ALRIGHT the game has started now I can mess with all the stuff on the screen

OH YEAH the nickel



YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT



Alright I got it with my weird antenna grabbing extension thing
The car of tomorrow- today!

Get it cause time travel

The objects back there look like good weapons against zombies
Oh snap, it’s the boomerang! MUST HAVE



It flew away when I tried to get it. Lame

In this type of game clicking on just about anything makes weird crap happen.



For example clicking on the post back there makes a mouse jump out and do a Russian-style dance.
…Yeah

You can also click on various parts of the HUD such as the inventory.



Yeah because homework is my favorite thing to read yep can’t think of anything I’d rather do than read homework assignments



The radio does his thing when you click on him
He tells me I live in “Cartown”
I get it

Also they invented time travel! Now they can go back in time and kill Hitler’s car

But I can’t stand here smiling like an idiot forever, I have to go to other places and smile like an idiot there too. So off I go to Firebird’s pad



SONOFABITCH IT’S A COW LOOK OUT

The cow narrowly misses being made into hamburger



As you can see I’m feeling pretty good about not hitting that cow, so much so that I decide to try out my pro sign reading skills.



No it says “Firebird’s Lab” GEEZ
I suck at reading signs apparently
Punctuation too

Remember kids, punctuation is optional



Yo whazzup
Love the setup you got here
That lava lamp has science written all over it

Well I hope you’re ready for some intense showing of history reports I know I am





No a fake one

DUH



Detroit



What a bitch

Well then what the hell’s the point?



Oh okay you just look at it
But how am I supposed to defeat Lavos with that
And why is it shaped like a rocket anyways it just sits there



Remember kids; don’t trust what you see on TV. The talking cars are the only ones you can trust.

By the way the grey thing there is Mr. Firebird’s antenna…grabbing extension…thing.
What the heck is it I have no idea

He’s going to turn it on. Who knows it might be interesting after all.
Maybe we’ll get a cool war or something.



Yeah, screw your lame time portal! My school supplies are way cooler.



Ooh man I just can’t wait
I have to get everything out right away
My epic presentation requires some setup, you see



The machine does nothing. HAHA that’ll teach you to go up against my history report



You do NOT tempt the wrath of The Firebird



There was thinking involved in this process?



I rest my case

So the old bastard wants my hard-earned cash
Oh well what can you do
It’s a small price to pay for cable television

Also, if you talk to Mr. Firebird before giving him the nickel, he says:



Now that’s kind of creepy

Oh well nickel giving time
…cheapskate mad scientist



Actually it is
I didn’t know you were blind and stupid

Turns out he was playing the symbolism angle though, something about the “key to knowledge” or something. Next thing you know I’ll be fighting Heartless



EPIC



Have fun with that one



Pretty colors



Yeah how do like them apples pretty cool huh much better than any lame homework assignment that’s for sure



Wait what

…Don’t you mean, “Great Scott”?



Whoosh a little ramp slides right out

Even though this isn’t a time machine, just a glorified TV set

Uh huh



OH SHIT TIME WORMS

Also, look at Mr. Firebird’s expression in this shot.



The time worm eats my awesome school supplies.



Pep valiantly attempts to rescue them, as he knows that each individual word on the History Report of Legends is worth ten times as much as he is.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



“My entire life is flashing before my eyes!”



“Wait what the hell is that?”


”I won’t be able to shut the portal.”

The calculations he made in his head within the ten seconds of the previous events taking place

I guess cars are a lot smarter than people no wonder they invented time travel

And by the way, this doesn’t seem like a contrived setup in any way nope not one bit



There is a great deal wrong with this statement, so I’ll just say, “What if it leads to outer space or something” and leave it at that.

I guess this is heroism in its purest form: Total idiocy



In the game, Mr. Firebird actually says something along the lines of “Then I can shut this time portal for good!” I have no idea where this caption came from or what it means.

Oh well that’s enough backstory for me time to do suicidal things
I’m going for it



WHEEEEE
Trippy

And yes, there’s no transition screen between the lab and the continuum.



It sure is Putt-Putt, it sure is.

…Wait a minute, this is reality, so why just “a feeling” that it’s real? Not “strong certainty”?

“When I woke up this morning, I had a hunch that I was in my own dimension, and not one of the Felldark Shadowplanes.”



That’s a great assumption based on absolutely nothing

But if you’re using adventure game logic that makes perfect sense, so it’s time to roll out, if you catch my drift.

BUT WAIT DON’T FORGET ABOUT THE BIG MUSICAL NUMBER
If you click on the freaks in the corner they do a song-and-dance routine.



Next time: I explore one of the shinies and hopefully rescue my precious, precious homework.
From here on out, less cutscenes and more exploring.

WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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