Bizz's random sentence contest

Today, on this very sunny Blueberryday, Bizz will be hosting a small contest. Here, post a 3-10 sentence paragraph.. of anything random. The best randomness out of all will recieve a prize.

All will be ranked 1-10, ready set and GOOOO my lovely Blueberry artists! <3

I'm thinking about this

Hmmmmmm

I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water
Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now? - I don't know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No.
Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes? - They're made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.
I'm the mickey Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
la la la la la la la la la la la la

Small contest will end on the 10th. And yay, entries!

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Nothing is exactly how it appears on the double final, except for house dusters and the ripples, which come into existence in a state of used hubcaps
IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER
As long as trouble is released into the universe, the water will never be exactly the U
Of U of U of U of H times nine thousand and lettuce
Plus twelve

Waaaahhh I'm too late. Oh well.

Dammit! Such uncooperative cheese!

I say deadline should be extended so Metal Rabbit can participate, yo

Actually new deadline is the 20th unless people stop being active

SO KEEP GOING, I NEED MORE MATERIAL
Metal Rabbit gogogogogogogogogo

... Good job so far, though. I have my eyes on a certain entry already.

the other day I found out that Marth is Roy's milk lover. I found this out bevause I knew that Yuri Lowell is secretly the owner of the CanadianAppleCinnamonCheeriosPenisAssociation, meaking him secretly Canadian infiltrating the CIA infiltrating the KGB, while secretly working as an informercialist who went to jail, His name was secretly Vince. I visited him in jail while having 3 ice cream cones for my lunch dinner and brakfast. I leace my house to sleep on a boat, on a boat. everybody looked at me cuz I was sleeping on a boat yeah. I sleep on a bunk bed. I get middle of 2 bunks. FIGURE THAT ONE OUT BLUE MAN. I was making a snow angel at 33 degrees celsius (about 91 farenheit). OUTDOORS AND MARTH USES SHADE 106 TULIP BLUE FOR HIS HAIR DYE.

DIDJYA KNOW!? UWWOOOWGH UWWWAAARGH! Sorry, im made of bees. So sometimes im full of INTENSE PAIN of the bees always POKING and STABBING and STINGING ME!

........life as a crazy slime thingy sucks

Okay I guess since it's the twenty-first the contest is over but I wanted Metal Rabbit to participate oh well

Well, the winner will be decided tomorrow!

METAL GEAR

aaah aaah aah aaaaaah

Anyways, I have decidedddd that:

1st: cat toast
2nd: Oguma
3rd: to be decided

stay tuned folks

"Goddamn I'm depressed. All day, I been failing at everything, World of Warcraft, BlazBlue, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, the works. I can't win at anything and am a failure."

Bizz noms apples wrote:1st: cat toast

daaaaw so close.