This is not an old meme.

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground,
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didnt expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Shaquille ONeal,
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile,
But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat,
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
And he reached for his gun which he just couldnt find,
Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air,
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown.

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
And he crushed Batmans head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on total awe.

And the fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown.) This is the Ultimate Showdown (This is the Ultimate Showdown.) This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


...

I lied.

FagLS

Celestial Desu wrote:FagLS

To be fair there was a 2009 remix so :P

Celestial Desu wrote:FagLS

Ok, its technically flaming, but I cannot NOT say how much I loved this post.

Also, I was the first one to give it + rep.

Does that make me a bad admin?

Yep. We're doomed if the freaking admins are +repping flames.

like I give a flying fuck it was well deserved and you all know it D:<

Oh just change my name to fag again and call it a day.

レイ wrote:

Mufasa wrote:Also, I was the first one to give it + rep.

Does that make me a bad admin?

Yes, you're a terrible admin

;_;

Yosuke Hanamura wrote:Oh just change my name to fag again and call it a day.

But then calling you fag loses the touch of affection I add to it, as then everyone would call you fag.

Maka Lover Desu wrote:

Yosuke Hanamura wrote:Oh just change my name to fag again and call it a day.

But then calling you fag loses the touch of affection I add to it, as then everyone would call you fag.

IT WOULD ALWAYS BE ARE SPECIAL THING!