My fourth of July fun

-Warning for those patrotic bastards that love parades, fireworks and the like please like the topic at your earliest convenience, for the rest of us cockfucks let's start off-

So I get up at 9 in the morning to go work for 3 hours for 12 bucks an hour, that goes fine and smoothly till I get a rather nice burn from the pizza oven. The reason why I was working for those three hours was so that I didn't have to deal with the parade that goes by my house at 10 in the morning, since the fucktards love to fire off cannons, guns, and megaphones as if it was a bad convention for the Cannoiner class of FFV advance. So as I was driving home at noon I get stuck about quarter a mile from my house BECAUSE SOME RETARDS CAN'T READ THEIR OWN TIME SCHEDULE AND DECIDED TO START THE PARADE AT 11. So now I'm stuck in my car for an hour waiting for the blasted piece of shit to end.

I finally get home at about 1 and sit down and get on the internet so I can post a topic that I told someone I was going to do for shit's and giggles. So as I started typing the internet goes to shit, it typically does since the isp is composed of a bunch of redneck hicks who can't screw in a fucking lightbulb. After about 30 minutes my mother calls the company and they tell us that for some unknown reason the isp made the internet magically crash and they don't know how to fix it. ISN'T IT YOUR FUCKING JOB TO KNOWN WHAT CAUSED IT TO CRASH IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BUNCH OF COCKFUCKS THAT LIKE IT IN THE ASS TILL YOU BLEED.

So now I'm stuck with my only other option playing FFX, which I have been FOR THE LONG SLOW PAINFUL HOURS OF NO INTERNET. I GOT SO FAR IN THE GAME THAT MY ASS HURTS BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE I ROAD THE PLOTLINE A LITTLE TOO HARD. I just got done beating Seymour butts for the third and final time and even with 70,000 hp the guy was a pussy, here's a lesson dude, STOP SUCKING DICK, SERIOUSLY ZEROMUS WAS MORE OF A CHALLENGE THAT YOU.

SO IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING THE NEXT FUCKING DAY, AND THE INTERNET FINALLY TURNED BACK ON, I ALMOST CRIED OUT IN JOY. So here I am.

The only good thing that came from today was the fact that I didn't have to hear a fucking cannon, CAUSE I SWEAR I WOULD HAVE KILLED THE FIRST PERSON I SAW, AND SINCE THE PARADE IS IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, I'D HAVE TO GET A BOMB.

So HAPPY DAY AFTER THE FOURTH OF JULY YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS.

Wow, that's pretty unlucky, especially the parade time change.

And losing the internet is always a catastrophe

I didn't do anything yesterday, cause my father was working and Rozen's father also had to work so we just kinda skipped the day.

God don't remind me I missed the BBQ we usually do on the 4th.

I had chores all day. D:

Now that does suck

Indeed. but I did get to play games the rest of the day, and watch fireworks on TV, but i was tired

I wish I could enjoy fireworks but instead I have morons who sit outside at 1 and 2 in the morning setting them off.

I wish fireworks would die, they're just as annoying as the god damn cannons they fire off earlier in the day

You know what pisses me off?

NO BURGER PLACES ARE OPEN ON FOURTH OF JULY

God it sucks being a dirty commie.