The International Pancake Hour (Script style comedy)

Metal Rabbit Presents: The International Pancake Hour

Starring:

Roy: Is this the part where the voiceover guy introduces us? 83

...
Ahem, Starring:

Roy: Say my name say my name say my name

Lily: Shut up! You're not even supposed to talk yet!

Starring:

Roy: THIS IS SO EXCITING!
*pulls down pants*

Lily: YOU CANT DO THAT IN PUBLIC!
D8

...
STARRING-

Roy: YESSSSSS
OHHHHHHH

You know what? Fuck this, I quit.
*announcer leaves*

Melch: Way to go you fucking perv.
What are we supposed to do without the narrator?

Lily: Maybe the audience wont mind.

Roy: I'LL DO IT
*races off stage and gets into narrator's booth*

Melch: NO!

Roy: Says Melchie with his mis-matched socks and rediculous hat.

Melch: THIS IS PART OF MY COSTUME!

Roy: In reality, Melch is a closet gay. It makes sense cause he's the leader of our acting troupe.

Melch: I'm gonna kick your ass.
*leaves stage*

Roy: Says Melchie while he races up the stairs and into the room where he
*choke*

Melch: *over PA*
I should have saved the OTHER orphan when I only had that cookie bit left!

Lily: ._.
Uh... hi. I'm Lily and we are all members of the Acting Troupe "International Pancake Hour".
We write skits and perform them for you all live without any rehearsing.
So everything is improvised and spontaneous.

Roy: You can't catch me, I rubbed butter all over myself!

Melch: You used up all the butter for THAT?
*crash noise*

Lily: Melch is our resident actor, with the most experience.
He's kinda anal about performing cause he loves it.

Roy: No, he's anal cause he's-

Melch: Get back here you grubby little freak!

Lily: That's Roy up there with him.
We found him on the street and long story short we ended up his legal guardians.
He's a bit of a handful.

Melch: A HANDFUL?!
I have freaking dreams that he stands over my bed and watches me sleep!

Roy: Oh, that's not a dream 8D

*More crashing and screeches over PA*

Lily: I'm Lily and I'm studying the peforming arts.
I wanted to be a dancer but found that I was more suited for this.

Roy: I thought you said it was because whenever you dance you ended up flashing your pus
*PA disconnects*

Lily: I don't know where he got that idea.
It's definitely not true and its definitely not on my old school newspaper's front page.
...
Why did they have to post it all over? ;___;


Lily: Anyway, we also have Nathan up in the lighting booth.
Say Hi Nate!

*the spotlight focuses exclusively on Lily's breasts*

Lily: Goddammit I'm surrounded by perverts!!!
*runs off stage*

*an older man steps onto stage wearing a bath robe and a top hat*

Man: Good evening. I'm the acting coach for the troupe, Gregorio.

*PA comes back on*

Roy: Hey, it's the dirty old guy who walks around naked!
Hi!!!

Gregorio: Do not mind him. I am merely passing on my wealth of experience to these fresh, impressionable young minds.
But I dont get paid because they dont get paid.
*puts top hat on edge of stage*
Therefore your donations are greatly appreciated.
I'll even reward you with a beautiful image that will be forever burned into your minds!
*removes robe*

Roy: Yay, no clothes!
: D

Melch: Stupid old man! That's illegal!

Gregorio: SOAK IT ALL UP WHILE YOU CAN!

Melch: EVERYONE! JUST THROW MONEY AT THE HAT AND HE'LL GET DRESSED!

*coins soar onto the stage*

Gregorio: Ow! You... you ingrates!
I was only showing you what a GOD looks like.
*hides his jiggling fat in his robe*

Melch: I think I'm gonna pass out.

Roy: I'll be right here
*whispering*
WATCHING YOU ^_______________^

*Melch passes out from anger and the curtains close*