You and your potential An Hero

Reasons why you should become an hero:

You take the internet seriously.
You post on TC.
You don't own an iPod.
You've never had sex.
You're no closer to a girlfriend than you were 4 years ago.
You're not popular.
You're not even popular on the internet.
Your youtube channel is nearly deserted.
Your computer can not run L4D.
You lost your copy of L4D2.
Your Xbox red ringed.
You own a PS3.
You're proud of your PS3.
The internet is your life.
It is your only chance at attention.
You must free the world of the vile that is you.
You will never find love.
You don't have any self respect.
Someone dissed your artwork/video/post.
You have never made a topic that gartered anywhere near significant attention.
You like Pokemon.
You like Yugioh 5Ds.
You own a gun, but you have never killed anything.
You are less manly than someone else.
For teh lulz.
You are a terrorist.
You like games that no one else has heard of.
You like animes no one else has heard of.
Your friends all think you're strange.
You're emotionally torn.
Your parents died.
Your parents hate you.
Your siblings are more popular than you.
You like Twilight.
You like Yaoi.
You think yaoi has plot.
You are fapping to yaoi right now.
You realized the cake is a lie.
You can not achieve internet fame any other way.
You can't let your pain go ignored anymore.
You want to make your haters feel bad.
You want to end it all.
You can't tell the difference between reality and the internet.
You live in a place that no one knows where it is.
You are not even attractive enough for pedophiles to rape.
You make up girlfriends on the internet to stroke your ego and raise your self esteem.
No one believes the made up girlfriend you made up on the internet.
You brag about things IRL online because no one else IRL cares.
You are a Vlogger.
You are a failed Vlogger.
You listen to shitty music that no one likes.
You think you're original for everything you do, when you're not.
You pay money for virtual items in games.
You are lower level than someone else.
You will never have sex.
Your parents molested you.
You can not achieve happiness ever.
No one will remember you when your gone except for teh lulz.
You fail at trolling.
You get trolled a lot.
You fall for trolling a lot.
You get butthurt a lot.
You realized you like dicks.
You're sucking a cock right now.
You're a fat porker.
Your chair is begging you to an hero.




An Hero, What are you waiting for?

None of these apply to me so I should be fi-

Cynthia wrote:You realized the cake is a lie.

GOD DAMNIT

Hero Killer Kuma wrote:None of these apply to me so I should be fi-

Cynthia wrote:You realized the cake is a lie.

GOD DAMNIT

You must an hero. Only way.

TOO MANY OF THESE APPLY TO ME.

FUK

An hero = Grammar fail

I'm pretty sure that's intentional, but I dun gettit. D:

I dont get it either.

An hero = Grammar fail
I'm pretty sure that's intentional, but I dun gettit. D:

Chrome wrote:I dont get it either.

These.

Okay new reason why you should become an hero:

You don't know what an hero means.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/An_hero

TL;DR version: To become an hero means to kill yourself.

How is that easier to say:

This is a list of reasons you should kill yourself for

And it's still grammar fail. The only way the phrase could become popular is through the internet, where grammar is an unimportant commodity. And taking internet language over normal, comprehensible language, is punishable by a fat man coming over to make sure your TV only picks up the Weather Channel.

Cyn, best stuff you've posted.

"You are not even attractive enough for pedophiles to rape." lol

Idk my bff jill?

Pardalis wrote:

Cynthia wrote:You think yaoi has plot.

Psh, Bitch the lack of plot is in the name. Damn fangirls with their leeching and destructive ways.

I thought internet speak was only used by 11-16 year old girls and prepubescent boys. Other than that grammer has spread if not minimally. Or maybe I magically avoid those sites like an infectious cancer.

Whether you avoid them or not, we never forgive, never forget. >_>

I request this thread be pinned as a reminder to your alternatives.

Pardalis wrote:

Cynthia wrote:

Long as it's not shopped, that's a funky gun. o-o

I'm pretty sure it's shopped. I doubt someone would create such a weapon. If they did, they obviously didn't live to tell about it...