Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
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Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:01 am
I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it
As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' gamesPutt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)
Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it
As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' games
Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.
Last edited by Catbread on Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:45 am; edited 2 times in total
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Tatsuya Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:22 am
Catbread wrote:I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it
As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' gamesPutt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)
Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.
Yeah this sounds like a fun idea, Play Phantasy Star IV for the genesis if you can find it
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Rise: The Game Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:27 pm
We have computer controlers Catbread. Also if you cant find any game anyone recomends i'll try to find it if you rep me biotch 
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:00 pm
ALRIGHT Phantasy Star IV it is
I'll have the first of it up within a week, got it on my computer and everything
I'll have the first of it up within a week, got it on my computer and everything
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:32 am
DISCLAIMER, YO
I’ve never played this, or ANY of the Phantasy Star games before, so I will fail a lot
Also I will mock every individual line of dialogue in the game that’s cool right
And so
WELCOME TO
CATBREAD PLAYS PHANTASY STAR IV: THE MOVIE
(Note: Not actually a movie)
Chapter One: Tomorrow is Yesterday
I’ve never played this, or ANY of the Phantasy Star games before, so I will fail a lot
Also I will mock every individual line of dialogue in the game that’s cool right
And so
WELCOME TO
CATBREAD PLAYS PHANTASY STAR IV: THE MOVIE
(Note: Not actually a movie)
Chapter One: Tomorrow is Yesterday
- Spoiler:
Oh boy now I KNOW I'm in for a quality gaming experience
Okay, okay, that's not fair, I know
I THINK this series is supposed to be good, but I only know one thing about the Phantasy Star games:
As you can see my knowledge base is somewhat limited
So LET'S-A GO
YIPPEE WOO-HOO
In a galaxy far, far away
Oh yeah this is the part before the part where it tells me to press start in case you hadn't guessed
Whoa that's hardcore
But I bet this is just a fancy way of saying "The leader had his/her enemies thrown out the airlock"
I bet that leader laughed a lot when it happened I know I would
FEEL THE SYMBOLISM
This is symbolism right
HEY WAIT ARE THEY USING TORCHES FOR LIGHTING
I THOUGHT THERE WERE SPACESHIPS IN THIS GAME WHAT A RIP-OFF
Yeah worlds will usually do that it's not like they just run away or something
WHOA TITLE SCREEN OUT OF NOWHERE
THE END OF THE MILLENNIUM
Wait this is Phantasy Star IV right
Uh-oh
AAAH WHAT'S HAPPENING
Oh I left the title screen on for too long because I wastrying to figure out what the controls arethinking, so this movie started up
Ugggh words
Sounds like a bunch of pussies if you ask me
Come on guys war is cool there's post-traumatic stress disorder and everything
But I like where this is going
Tell me about these disasters, game
So Samus is the problem here eh
Also, the first planet? Like, EVER?
The first colonized planet? WHAT IS IT THE FIRST OF
So everyone died and then things got better and then I got bored and pressed what I assume was start
READY TO ROCK
STAAAAAAAAAAAART
I like how there's only one option
Is this "menu" really necessary, game?
CHAZ!?
That had better not be me that's an awful name
Chaz hits his head on this archway
Heh
You are probably the love interest, then
Hello my name is Chaz what's your name
Wait I'm learning things
I'm in some kind of "Hunters Guild" I must be a hunter
Why do I get the feeling I won't be hunting deer
I AM PSYCHED TO DO THIS THING THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YET
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What's this? Chaz can speak!!
Nice hair, blondie
Oh boy I went from "trainee" to "sidekick"
Yeah I already want to quit the Hunters Guild
I love her expression
It's all "Yeah I don't actually care"
So it's not just me, Chaz actually doesn't know what the hell's going on
My first mission is to go to a dangerous academy
There might be learning there, I should be careful
Also I know it's hard to tell, but I edited this screenshot to put two dialogue boxes in one screenshot
You can thank me later
GOLLY GEE I LOVE LEARNING
I bet someone got so exited about learning, they went berserk and now must be exterminated
That's the third time this week, a passerby will remark
This is either a trap or a trap
Well what are we waiting for then let's head on over
Or be KILLED
Love Interest runs off at Mach 3
Pictured: time being bent
We ran a guy over it was awesome
LLLEEEAAARRRNNNIIINNNGGG
WHY YES IT IS
FINE WHATEVER
Oh yeah I'm the main character of an RPG I should be emo
I'll complain about how my partner Ms. Love Interest hates me on Facespace later
We better have invented computers I don't want to use parchment for this
A dramatic moment staring into the sunset
That's bad for the eyes, y'know
OH NOT MORE OF THIS
At least I know this is the year 2284
But what's A.W.? After World?
Or is it "Aww" as in an expression of dismay because this time period sucks?
The world may never know
Hey that isn't the end of the millennium at all that's false advertising I demand my money back
And who is this elite few and why do I care about them
Can't regular people wonder what the cause of the outbreak is?
Maybe you get billed for thinking about it
BUT IN ANY CASE
That was a lot of hard work so I'm taking a breather
Tune in next time when I beat the millennium in a fight
Okay I'll stop
Last edited by Catbread on Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:40 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Episode title not sufficiently impressive)
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Rise: The Game Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:15 am
LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING LEARNING!!!!!!!!
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING!?
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING!?
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Tatsuya Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:18 am
There's a reason why it got that subtitle, also what's with that picture the one that says Phantasy Star III.
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:44 pm
The picture is from a very old, short, virtually unknown, yet amazing webcomic called Mario Busters. The picture is of Darkfalz (the last boss of one of the Phantasy Star games I believe) being destroyed by the Crapper, which is a gun that fires bad games, which are poisonous to video game characters. It's introduced at the the last minute out of nowhere. (http://www.smbhq.com/nc/comixm.html#Mbust)Revy wrote:what's with that picture the one that says Phantasy Star III.
Again, that's the only thing I know about Phantasy Star.
BUT NOT FOR LONG
Oh by the way anyone is free to offer feedback
The more people express interest in this shit, the more frequent updates will be y'know
Wait hold on
Did you actually LIKE IT!?
(Chapter One I mean)
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Tatsuya Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:12 pm
Catfish Lansfeld wrote:I'm going to try a screenshot Let's Play fairly soon.
Works like this: I play a game on my computer here and make fun of it
As long as I'm going to be doing this, anyone who wishes is free to tell me what game to play.
I'm looking for one with
-Dialogue (dialogue is much easier to mock than straight gameplay)
-Simple controls (RPGs, point-and-click adventures, and shooters are all good. I don't want to buy a computer-controller thingy if I don't have to y'see)
-A serious attitude (If it's already supposed to be funny, Monkey Island for example, I can't touch it, but I'm super effective against EXTREMELY SERIOUS games or alternately, kids' gamesPutt-Putt is the best video game hero ever)
Besides that the sky's the limit.
I can play anything on emuparadise, for example.
Well just continue the game. I would like to see how you continue this
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:32 pm
RightRevy wrote:Well just continue the game. I would like to see how you continue this
In that case Chapter 2 will be up within 42 hours
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:52 pm
Chapter 2: Dagger of the Mind
- Spoiler:
Welcome back to Catbread something something.
In this episode I punch a T-Rex
But first a more pressing issue: Forcing Chaz to not be retarded
WAIT ALYS WHAT
AN ACTUAL NAME!?
AW I wanted to call her Love Interest some more
Or what
OR WHAT
I guess because Love Interest Alys knows what’s going on and I don’t
…
Oh now I can move around and stuff
OW
I’ll get it right eventually
Uhh
I’m a hunter…partner?
I guess?
Uhh
I’ll just go find Alys
Quickly
BUT WAIT!!
I found the menu!
I am a level 1 Chaz with 500 MST
I hope that’s Mystery Science Theaters
I investigate further
Let’s push all the buttons that’s always a good idea
Hmm
Not "Don't" but "Can't" have items
Maybe Chaz is too dumb to pick things up
So what does this do
HEY WAIT A MINUTE
I LOST 3 WHOLE TP WHAT THE HELL MAN
THIS GAME CHEATS
*load state*
THE special skill
Is there only one special skill in the game?
I bet it's "Having Items"
I got some numbers here
So I AM a Hunter, then
I got knives and a HELM
...But what's LTHR-CLOTH?
Leather clothes? I had no idea Chaz was into that
Then a bunch of scary windows opened up so I freaked and closed the status screen
I can mumble things!
...Hey is that Alys over there
No there's no way Chaz could have gotten separated from someone who's a few steps away it must be someone else
The ominous MACRO does nothing
And that concludes the heart-pounding investigation of the menu
Time to do something EVEN MORE exiting: Talk to scientists
QUIET CHAZ YOU DO AS I TELL YOU
DAMMIT CHAZ STOP GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE LEARNING
TALK TO SCIENTIST DAMMIT
This must be why we're here
But if that's all, why wasn't this info in the note (You know the one that said "Just come")?
Confirmed: Pussies
I knew it
More likely he/she commissioned Alys and I'm just the guy that follows her around
I would get mad but he's right I'm just 16
Maybe we're Budget Hunters
I can probably handle the first dungeon, yeah
...Probably
Wait a minute what the hell do you care get out of my face I got knifes
I'll knives you
Okay that's enough wandering for today time to find Alys already
No there's no way this can be Alys
Nope
Son of a bitch
She was in plain sight and everything how did you get lost
Confirmed: ChazIS FUCKING RETARDEDhas some variety of mental disorder
I actually want to hear this excuse
What could it possibly be
Yeah yeah I'm with ya
Details etc sure let's go
Hey do we actually get paid for this
BOOM now I'm controlling Alys
Odds of success increased by 43%
Current odds of success: 45%
Alys got numbers too
Yep they're much higher than Chaz's
I like the ?? age
And the BOOMERANG
Also this is a much better expression, it's all "Yeah I got this"
Yeah she's a goner I called it
She'll be dead in a half hour
(NO I mean a cutscene death)
MUMBL is now TALK
Choosing TALK lets me access my inventory or something
NEW MOVE LEARNED
CENTERED PROFILE
Chaz is amanboyteenager of many talents
As you can see, the NPC dialogue changes sometimes
This is the most annoying scientist ever
Current favorite character: Alys
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
Time to find the principal
...Next time
I'm tired from all the hardcore looking at menus
Tune in next time
There's a 5% chance I'll be fighting something
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Rozencrutz Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:45 pm
This is getting interesting, who would of thought that Alys doesnt have an age lol.
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Rise: The Game Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:13 pm
Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:25 am
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CHAZMasu wrote:Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
Hmm maybe Alys isn't 100% in the clear either
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by Rise: The Game Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:40 am
No, she isnt the main character, so shes allowed to leave the party, and just stand around because its the MAIN CHARACTER'S JOB to find them and force them back into the party.Catbread wrote:WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN CHAZMasu wrote:Wow. Chaz so far is a frickin failure.
"I LOST ALYS"
*turns around*
THERE SHE IS!
Hmm maybe Alys isn't 100% in the clear either
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:49 am
Alright thenMasu wrote:No, she isnt the main character, so shes allowed to leave the party, and just stand around because its the MAIN CHARACTER'S JOB to find them and force them back into the party.
...
UGH
Back to the original problem then: Chaz the Huntard
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Re: Catbread Plays Phantasy Star IV: The Movie
by SHSL Gang Leader Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:43 pm
Nope I haven't forgotten about this
I've been busy making a game and finishing another LP, so might be a while
But rest assured, at least once a day I go "Man I suck for not doing that PS4 LP"
I've been busy making a game and finishing another LP, so might be a while
But rest assured, at least once a day I go "Man I suck for not doing that PS4 LP"
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