lol a random IRC chat from a year ago I found

<Branded> ?
<Ranulf_Hunter> 4 MINS
<AngelOfDeath> HOW DOES A GIRL JACK OFF
<Ranulf_Hunter> SHE STICKS HER FINGER
<Nightmarre> ...
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<Kiba> rubbing
<Ranulf_Hunter> IN HER VAGINA
* AngelOfDeath is shot
<Ranulf_Hunter> duh
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<Branded> How old are you Angel?
<Ranulf_Hunter> 12
<Nightmarre> OH GOD
<AngelOfDeath> 58.
<Kiba> no thats a sex move
<Ranulf_Hunter> or 13
<Nightmarre> YOU GUYS
<Ranulf_Hunter> WHUUUUUUUUT
<Nightmarre> THERE'S A GIRL HERE
<Ranulf_Hunter> THIS IS MANLY TALKTIME
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I hear women dont do it as much as guys masterbate
<Nightmarre> CAN'T YOU SHUT UP?!
<AngelOfDeath> LAWL
<Branded> I just wanna make sure I'm not blowing some little kids mind.
<Kiba> doom shouldn't you be sleeping
<Nightmarre> Lol
=-= YOU are now known as FAPMASTER
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i should
<Branded> BULLSHIT DOOM!
<Do_Om|Sleeping> im watchin conan
<AngelOfDeath> My mind has been blown since like
<AngelOfDeath> 9
<Nightmarre> ...
<Do_Om|Sleeping> dwayne wade is on
<Nightmarre> LAWL
<FAPMASTER> omg..........im kira laughing
<Nightmarre> Branded knows?
<Branded> GIRLS DO IT JUST AS MUCH AS GUYS!
<AngelOfDeath> That was the age I discovered perversion through internet games.
<AngelOfDeath> Like
<Songbird> Like I said before, I choose the worst times to look at a conversation XD
<FAPMASTER> THEY DO
<Kiba> don't worry the women ain't paying attention
<AngelOfDeath> Maplestory, ugh
<FAPMASTER> THEY JUST FUCKING HIDE IT
<FAPMASTER> IT PISSES ME OFF
<Kiba> no women do it more
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
* Nightmarre headdesks out of funniness
<Do_Om|Sleeping> idk
<AngelOfDeath> KIBA
<Do_Om|Sleeping> im not a girl so idk
<AngelOfDeath> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
<Do_Om|Sleeping> isnt song right there
<FAPMASTER> HIS MOM
<Branded> GIRLS CAN COMMIT RAPE TOO WHILE I'M AT IT.
<Kiba> cause they're so picky about men that they can never get anything
<AngelOfDeath> OH HEY
<FAPMASTER> YEAH
<Do_Om|Sleeping> wouldnt this be weird for her
<FAPMASTER> THAT PISSESE ME OFF TOO
<AngelOfDeath> WHAT IF DOOM FOUND OUT SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF?
<FAPMASTER> MAKING IT LIKE ONLY GUYS RAPE
<Branded> I HATE HOW THE MEDIA ALWAYS SHOW GUYS RAPING GIRLS.
<FAPMASTER> Yeah....97% of it is guy
<Do_Om|Sleeping> OMG ANGEL
<FAPMASTER> but
<FAPMASTER> GIRLS DO IT TOO
<Songbird> I'm used to it, Doom. XDD
<Kiba> lol
<FAPMASTER> Hello song
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<Branded> Hey Song...
<Kiba> no girls do it
<FAPMASTER> I am swordmaster
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i thought you said i used to song
<FAPMASTER> *hugs*
* Nightmarre covers Song's eyes
<FAPMASTER> Feh
<Do_Om|Sleeping> angel
<Kiba> men just welcome it so it can never be rape
* Branded covers her ears.
<FAPMASTER> Why shield her nightmare?
<Do_Om|Sleeping> Shawn is an untainted seed
<Songbird> LOL
<FAPMASTER> She's gonna hear/see it someday
<FAPMASTER> I know this
<Do_Om|Sleeping> Shes perfect
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<FAPMASTER> since i am swordmaster
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<AngelOfDeath> SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERS HERSELF.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> leave her out of this
<FAPMASTER> and i know everything
<Do_Om|Sleeping> orly
<Nightmarre> ...
<Do_Om|Sleeping> good
<Kiba> its true and you know it
<Nightmarre> LAWL
<FAPMASTER> CUZ IM A FAGGOT JACKASS KNOW IT ALL WITH A STICK IN MY ASS
<Do_Om|Sleeping> no kiba
<Nightmarre> GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i refuse
<Nightmarre> XD
<FAPMASTER> IM ON MY HORSE
<Branded> How long have you been here Song?
<FAPMASTER> ITS NAMED SONGBIRD
<Do_Om|Sleeping> a while
<FAPMASTER> YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK YOU NIGHTMARE
<Kiba> a very long time
<FAPMASTER> IM TAKING SONG FROM YOU
<FAPMASTER> BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<FAPMASTER> I AM SWORDMASTER
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your not sword
<Nightmarre> Lol
<Nightmarre> You do a nice impression...although a bit extreme
<FAPMASTER> Song likes mysword
=-= YOU (FAPMASTER) have been booted from #Serenes_Forest by AngelOfDeath (GTFO SWORDMASTER, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE (come back after this kick))
<FAPMASTER> NOOOOO

<FAPMASTER> feh
<AngelOfDeath> I kick someone and it becomes silent
<Kiba> lol
<FAPMASTER> GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE
<FAPMASTER> YOU LITTLE BRAT
<FAPMASTER> SO IMMATURE
<Nightmarre> Lol
<Do_Om|Sleeping> hes not swoed
<FAPMASTER> AND NOT SWORDMASTER LIKE
<Do_Om|Sleeping> sword
<Songbird> LOL, I've been here awhile, Branded XD
<Branded> ...I...see.
<FAPMASTER> SONG WHERE DO YOU LIVE
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i dont think he is
<FAPMASTER> I WANNA COME VISIT
<AngelOfDeath> SAWNG LIVES IN ONTARIO
<FAPMASTER> IM TOTALLY NOT A STALKER
<AngelOfDeath> I thought Sawng lived on the east coast of NA ;_;
<FAPMASTER> I AM SWORDMASTER
<FAPMASTER> WHO ISNT A STALKER BY ANYMEANS
<Do_Om|Sleeping> no
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your not
<FAPMASTER> feh
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I dont belive you
<FAPMASTER> whats your proof?
<FAPMASTER> huh?
<Songbird> LOL, how'd you get NA, Angel?
<Branded> I'm not.
<FAPMASTER> i dont hear anything
<Do_Om|Sleeping> ip adress
<Kiba> don't worry song me and a certain friend can hold him back
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i checked
<FAPMASTER> feh
<AngelOfDeath> I dunno Sawngy
<FAPMASTER> i cant visit people's houses?
<AngelOfDeath> I knew you were 3 hours ahead of me
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your fourm ip and the one your using now
<FAPMASTER> i AM a stalker after all
<AngelOfDeath> So I assumed east coast
<AngelOfDeath> and I think everyone lives in NA until they say so
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your not sword
<FAPMASTER> doom sounds like some sick stalker
<AngelOfDeath> Sooooooooooooooooooooooo
<AngelOfDeath> Yeah
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<FAPMASTER> "IM LOOKING AT YOUR IP ADRESS"
<FAPMASTER> "ANDKNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"
<FAPMASTER> BOOT HIM!
<AngelOfDeath> Doom is a Shawn-Johnson-stalker
<Nightmarre> OH GOD MASU STOP IT MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING
<Branded> LOL.
<FAPMASTER> MASU!?
<AngelOfDeath> ONE OF THESE DAYS, DOOM WILL SEE SHAWN JOHNSOM FINGERING HERSELF FROM A WINDOW
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I met her angel
<Branded> I love this place.
<FAPMASTER> Dont compare me to that twit!
<Nightmarre> Me too, Branded
<Do_Om|Sleeping> and she gave me a kiss
<FAPMASTER> He's so freaking immature
<Do_Om|Sleeping> so HA
* SmartRutter looks back at the conversation
<FAPMASTER> and idiotic
<SmartRutter> ...
<Kiba> same
<FAPMASTER> speaks from his heart
<Do_Om|Sleeping> smarty!
<FAPMASTER> thats bull shit
<Songbird> HAI SMARTY
<Branded> What?
<SmartRutter> hi
<FAPMASTER> I SPEAK MY MIND
<AngelOfDeath> ohai smurty
<Kiba> lol smarty
<Do_Om|Sleeping> CSI agent
<FAPMASTER> AND PISS EVERYONE OFF
<SmartRutter> lol its 1:23am
<Do_Om|Sleeping> he have an inpoersonater
<SmartRutter> i shouuld be in bed
<FAPMASTER> AND STALK WOMEN
<Do_Om|Sleeping> me 2
<FAPMASTER> LIKE LYLE
<Fireman> hey Smarty
<AngelOfDeath> DOING WHAT SMARTY?
<Kiba> never
<Do_Om|Sleeping> but im watching conan
<Fireman> I gots a question
<FAPMASTER> IM LYLE DAYEK's LOVER
<SmartRutter> LOLOLOLO TRUE
<Branded> ...
<FAPMASTER> WE MAKE FAGGOT LOVE
<SmartRutter> yeah illegal so what
<Do_Om|Sleeping> now i know your not sword
<Branded> We should totally post this.
<Nightmarre> Totally
<SmartRutter> post what?
<FAPMASTER> Feh
<FAPMASTER> do it
<SmartRutter> don't post what i said >.<
<Kiba> this conversation
<FAPMASTER> its so juvenile thoug
<Branded> This chat.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> sword wouldnt embarress himself like this
<Branded> True.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> and he would be arguing now
<Nightmarre> Yeah it is
<Nightmarre> really juvenile
<SmartRutter> rather not have it posted that i play nes roms on a forum
<Branded> Ah well.
<Nightmarre> But had me loling intensely
<FAPMASTER> if you're so immature to the point where you would black male some one
<SmartRutter> for random people to see
<FAPMASTER> then do it
<Kiba> this would be a great sitcom right here
<FAPMASTER> im the better man
<SmartRutter> OR ELSE I WILL BAN YOU
<FAPMASTER> ON A FUCKING HIGH HORSE!
<FAPMASTER> LOLOLOLOLO
<Nightmarre> Lol
<FAPMASTER> NIGHTMARE GIMME UR HIGH HORSE
* SmartRutter dusts off his old banhammer
<FAPMASTER> GET OFF OF IT
* Branded laughs like Lelouch
<FAPMASTER> So i can be on it!
<SmartRutter> hmm this thing hasn't been cleaned in awhile
<FAPMASTER> I NEED A HIGH HORSE NAO
<AngelOfDeath> FUCK
<AngelOfDeath> DAMN IT
<FAPMASTER> What?
<Do_Om|Sleeping> OBAMA IS MUG SLINGING
<AngelOfDeath> I CAN'T MAKE FREOHR'S MUG
<Kiba> *laughs like light*
<AngelOfDeath> I CAN'T FIND THE TOPIC OF HER PIC
<FAPMASTER> Wheres songbird?
<SmartRutter> spam
<Nightmarre> GTFO SM
<SmartRutter> spam
<SmartRutter> spam
<FAPMASTER> oh yeah i already know
<FAPMASTER> cuz i STALK HER
<FAPMASTER> TOTALLY
<FAPMASTER> LOLOLO
<Do_Om|Sleeping> night its not sword
<FAPMASTER> AND I STALK DOOM
<FAPMASTER> HES MAI LOVER ALSO
<Do_Om|Sleeping> good
<Songbird> >_>
<AngelOfDeath> LETS ALL TAKE TURNS KICKING FAPMASTER
<FAPMASTER> HES SO HELLBENT ON SAYING
<Kiba> yay
<FAPMASTER> Feh
<FAPMASTER> immature twits
<Nightmarre> LOL
<Do_Om|Sleeping> you watching me now fapmaster
<FAPMASTER> do your worst
<FAPMASTER> yeah i am dom
<FAPMASTER> im watching you
<Do_Om|Sleeping> Sevensisn
<Fireman> Hey.
<FAPMASTER> take a shower
<AngelOfDeath> I BET FAPMASTER IS WATCHING DOOM WATCHING SHAWN JOHNSON FINGERING HERSELF
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<Fireman> If anyone here's a master of stalking, it's me.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> no angel
<FAPMASTER> take off your boxers doom plz
<Fireman> In all seriousness.
<Nightmarre> LOL
<FAPMASTER> i wanna see that ass
<Kiba> lol
<Do_Om|Sleeping> omg how did you know
<FAPMASTER> AND SPANK IT
<FAPMASTER> IM NOT A FAGGOT
<SmartRutter> wait what?
<FAPMASTER> AT ALL
<SmartRutter> what is going on in here?
<Branded> ...This is insane. Lol.
<FAPMASTER> *is kira laughing*
<FAPMASTER> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Nightmarre> LAWL
<Nightmarre> THIS IS MORE THAN INSANER
<Nightmarre> *-R
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<FAPMASTER> DOOM
<Branded> Lelouche is the new Light.
<Nightmarre> I'm laughing TOO MUCH
<FAPMASTER> I got the special flavored condoms for tonight
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lolnight
<Branded> O_o
<FAPMASTER> you requested strawberry
<SmartRutter> ...
<FAPMASTER> you like the taste of em!
<Wil> jesus christ hahahahaha
<Nightmarre> ...

<Kiba> masu how much caffine have you had
<Nightmarre> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
<FAPMASTER> LOLOLOLO
<Do_Om|Sleeping> ichigo means strawberry lol
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I learned thast today
<FAPMASTER> IF U GIVE ME THE AWESOME B JOB
<AngelOfDeath> DONG MEANS SHIT
<FAPMASTER> YOU CAN TASTE STRAWBERRYS
<AngelOfDeath> IN KOREAN
<SmartRutter> ichigo?
<Branded> You've had skittles again haven't you?
<FAPMASTER> I have a skittle flavored one too for masu
<Do_Om|Sleeping> w/e smarty
<Kiba> no its worse
<Nightmarre> OH
<SmartRutter> let me guess, you found that out from the name of an anime by any chance?
<Nightmarre> MY
<FAPMASTER> im out to make everyone be my bitch
<Nightmarre> GOD
<Kiba> it was jelly beans
<FAPMASTER> i got shit flavor for Nightmare
<Branded> Oh God why?
<FAPMASTER> he eats it after all
<Nightmarre> OH GOD
<FAPMASTER> I made a "SPECIAL" one for song
* Fireman crawls away
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lol
<SmartRutter> ...............
<Kiba> no more coffee for you!!!!!!!!
<Nightmarre> ...
<FAPMASTER> I coated it in my semen already
<SmartRutter> . . .
<FAPMASTER> she loves it so much
<FAPMASTER> IM TOTALLY
<Songbird> >__<
<FAPMASTER> SWORDMASTER
<FAPMASTER> HIGH HORSE
<Do_Om|Sleeping> no your not
<FAPMASTER> FEH
<FAPMASTER> SWORDMASTER
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I already know
<Kiba> your worse
<FAPMASTER> DOOM
<FAPMASTER> BEND OVER
<FAPMASTER> NAO
<Do_Om|Sleeping> swordmaster uses the applet
=-= YOU (FAPMASTER) have been booted from #Serenes_Forest by SmartRutter (GO FAP SOMEWHERE ELSE >.<)
<FAPMASTER> YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT
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<Kiba> thank you
<FAPMASTER> HEY
<Kiba> dammit
<SmartRutter> lol
<FAPMASTER> IM JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ACTION WITH DOOM BEFORE HE GOES TO BED
<FAPMASTER> its not as fun if he's sleep
<FAPMASTER>
<DragonBladerHika> Go shove a cactus up your ass
<SmartRutter> -.-
<FAPMASTER> WHY DONT YOU UNDERSTAND US GAYS?
<Kiba> he has
<FAPMASTER> I AM SWORDMASTER
* DragonBladerHika jumps out of a grave
<FAPMASTER> JUST REMEMBER THAT
<Fireman> I understand gays.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> fap is using chatzilla
<Fireman> I just don't understand you.
<Do_Om|Sleeping> lolhika
<FAPMASTER> LOLOLOLOLO
<FAPMASTER> WELL
<FAPMASTER> I WOULDNT SAY IM GAY
<Do_Om|Sleeping> and sword uses the craplet
<FAPMASTER> SINCE IM OUT FOR SONG ALL THE TIME
<FAPMASTER> IM OBSESSED WITH HER
<Do_Om|Sleeping> so fap=masu
<FAPMASTER> Feh
<Kiba> yes
<FAPMASTER> Masu!?
<FAPMASTER> That faggot!?
<SmartRutter> -_-
<FAPMASTER> That immature runt?
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I would think so
<Kiba> yes
<FAPMASTER> He's too stupid to know what the hell a condom is
<Do_Om|Sleeping> Ha I knew it I was right
<Fireman> HELL YEAH!
<Nightmarre> I'm panting now
<FAPMASTER> he probably doesnt know how to log on the internet
<Kiba> yay
<FAPMASTER> that fucking loser
<Nightmarre> Laughed too much...
<FAPMASTER> wishes he had a high horse
<Do_Om|Sleeping> YOu have been figured out
<Kiba> same here night
<FAPMASTER> but hes stuck with that ugly wench PRINCESS KILVAS
<FAPMASTER> while i have the lovely SONG BIRD
<Do_Om|Sleeping> fox is still on
<FAPMASTER> Masu FAILS
<FAPMASTER> Princess FAILS
<Do_Om|Sleeping> well your masu
<Do_Om|Sleeping> soooo
<FAPMASTER> Swordfaggot I MEAN MASTER wins!
<FAPMASTER> Songbird WINS
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I kida wish i was using Mirc
<Nightmarre> Ok Masu...
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<FAPMASTER> Im not masu...........
<Nightmarre> I think that's enough
<FAPMASTER> Masu acts like hes gonna kill himself if he isnt praising princess
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<FAPMASTER> if i were masu
<AngelOfDeath> WHERE IS FREOHR WHEN YOU NEED HER? ._. .-. |:
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<FAPMASTER> i would have blown my brains out by now
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<Swordmaster> ok
<FAPMASTER> HI DOOM
<AngelOfDeath> YA DOOM HAI
<Swordmaster> damn
<Swordmaster> lol
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<AngelOfDeath> Your IP gives it away. .-.
<FAPMASTER> PUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<Do_Om|Sleeping> I know
<FAPMASTER> THAT
<FAPMASTER> WAS
<Raven> ololo
<FAPMASTER> HILARIOUS
<FAPMASTER> THE REAL ONE SHOWED UP
<Do_Om|Sleeping> i was testing something with the new mIRC
<Branded> Swordmaster?
<Nightmarre> It was Doom
<Kiba> yep lol
<Do_Om|Sleeping> yea
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<Do_Om|Sleeping> i was seeing if something worked
<CGV> That was great
<Do_Om|Sleeping> no
<CGV> I should get fox on soon
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your not CGV
<CGV> O LOOLOLOLO
<Kiba> I told her lol
<AngelOfDeath> YEAH YOU SHOULD CGV
<Do_Om|Sleeping> your MaSI
<Nightmarre> Ohhhhh GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
<Do_Om|Sleeping> MaSu
<CGV> RLY AOD?
<AngelOfDeath> ABOUT HOW MASU WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU SQUIRT MIRACLE WHIPS ON FOX
<CGV> Shes in the shower right now
<AngelOfDeath> AND HOW RAVEN DRINKS FOX'S V-JUICE
<AngelOfDeath> OHSHI-
<CGV> O-o
<Raven> WTF
<SmartRutter> >?<
<CGV> MASUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<CGV> RAVEN
<CGV> JOIN ME
<SmartRutter> AGH
<SmartRutter> ???
<CGV> WE KICK THE FUCK OUT OF MASU
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<CGV> SOMEONE POST THIS CONVO
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<CGV> post this convo!
<CGV> it was so funny!
<Kiba> wtf
<Raven> NO
<Nightmarre> LAWL
<SmartRutter> for whatever reason i can't seem to type japanese in here on my laptop
<SmartRutter> :/
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<AngelOfDeath> lawl
<SerenesMember> SHUT UP RAVEN
<SerenesMember> IMMA POST IT
<SmartRutter> it turns up as ?'s when i press enter
<Raven> YO SHUT UP

This is some sort of masterpiece.

I remember that night, Me and Nightmarre laughed too hard, although night almost died I think from laughing

Tsukune wrote:I remember that night, Me and Nightmarre laughed too hard, although night almost died I think from laughing

Actually I remember you saying it annoyed you and it got on your nerves. You said that IRL and on the chat just sayin.

I'm willing to bed Night tracked down AoD and murdered him.

I mean no one has seen that mother fucker for awhile now >_>

Hanamura Yosuke wrote:

Tsukune wrote:I remember that night, Me and Nightmarre laughed too hard, although night almost died I think from laughing

Actually I remember you saying it annoyed you and it got on your nerves. You said that IRL and on the chat just sayin.

well....at the end yes but for like a half of it I was amused and if you look at the past its kinda funny