My friend just ruined an anime (again)

Actually MSN conversation

Peter says (1:52 AM):
also, name some of your favorite anime and i'll suggest some for you
Zwei says (1:52 AM):
Phantom, Black Lagoon, Darker than Black
Peter says (1:52 AM):
Have you tried... Gantz?
Zwei says (1:52 AM):
no
Peter says (1:53 AM):
theres one
also
when you finish the anime
the manga is longer of course
and... i havent finished the anime, so i dont know how it ends
but they're the same up to a certain point in season 2 if they differ at all
Peter says (1:54 AM):
let me sum the beginning up
Kei is an asshole
and he's looking at pin-ups in the train station
when a drunk guy falls onto the track
Peter says (1:55 AM):
and Kei's friend from elementary school jumps down to save him
then Kato, the friend, sees Kei and asks him to help
Kei does so even though he's an asshole
then the train comes and WHAM
Kato and Kei's heads fly off and their bodies get crushed
Peter says (1:56 AM):
and then
they're in an apartment
i'll let you see the rest for yourself
Peter says (1:57 AM):
i chose gantz because of the combination of those 3 anime you gave me
Peter says (1:58 AM):
Phantom for people losing themselves to the system
Black Lagoon for its gritty violence
and DTB for its supernatural aspects
make sense?
Zwei says (1:58 AM):
yeah
Peter says (1:59 AM):
also
dont get attached to the characters
they die
a lot
in fact (though this is a spoiler), Kei and Kato die too
though as far as i know, they are never dead at the same time
so they could be considered the main characters
Peter says (2:00 AM):
let me see
im gonna guess
30+ die when their heads explode
Peter says (2:01 AM):
Nishi dies when his eyes and ears get blown out
the grandmother and little kid are melted
The karate guy gets his neck popped out of his socket so his head hangs loosely down his back
the geeky guy gets his brain eaten
Peter says (2:02 AM):
the popular guy and his stalker girl get sliced in half
10 people get crushed
FemKei looses all her limbs and dies of bloodloss
Peter says (2:03 AM):
Kei's girlfriend gets ripped open by a laser
Kato gets bludgeoned by a statue
Kei gets beheaded by a vampire
Peter says (2:04 AM):
200+ people get shot to death by Izumi, then Izumi gets killed by the vampires
oh and
the yakuza guy gets his lower half eaten
Peter says (2:05 AM):
the telekinetic guy gets burned by the fire oni
his student dies with the fire oni
the average joe gets killed by the shape-shifter
Peter says (2:06 AM):
a bunch of people get beheaded by the tentacle thingZwei says (2:06 AM):
Zwei says (2:06 AM):
sounds violent
Zwei wanted to say (2:06 AM):
*runs like hell*
Peter says (2:06 AM):
Tei gets killed by Kei's friends
hell yes
um
the macho guy gets killed by the huge zombie
Peter says (2:07 AM):
um
Kei's class gets massacred by the chibi

If this sounds appealing to you by all means watch it, but if you are like me, you are getting a barf bag

This looks sickening...

This sounds disgusting.......I dont see how an anime would be able to air all that shit on TV........

Kishimoto actually is melted in half too, rather than bled out de to losing her limbs. But I digress.

Kurono, Nishi, Katou, and Tae all are revived anyways. And the Gantz Anime was actuially censored in it's initial Japanese run- I think Showtime aired it uncut over here at one point, though, like Starz aired Black Lagoon. The Manga is less gorn more "Holy shit, it just got worse AGAIN." For, like, 300 chapters. And even when you think there's no more shit to hit the fan, a sewerful plows into it.