Re: Talk to random people online

by usogami Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:52 pm

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: va
Stranger: VA?
You: yea
You: r u a man or a girl
Stranger: girl, u?
You: I are man
Stranger: sorry, but by va you mean virginia, right?
You: yea
Stranger: oh, Ok.
so, how old r u?
You: 24
You: yu?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: So, how r u?
You: Good
You: and ready to go
Stranger: to go?
You: TO FUCK
Stranger: hahaha, horny boy :P
You: you know it
You: with a huge throbbing cock
Stranger: how huge is it?
You: 12 inches long 6 inches wide
Stranger: wow :P
You: my dad was part gorilla and i'm black
Stranger: black-american? That's good.
Stranger: So, have you msn?
Stranger: Oh, I must warn you, I have no webcam :'(
You: I'LL JUST VISUALIZE.
You: THE MIND IS A WONDERFUL THING
Stranger: ok =)
Stranger: With that huge cock, I'm Ok with it :X
You: Your a naughty girl
Stranger: and, you're a naughty boy.
You: Soooo.....bondage?
Stranger: okay
You: nice
You: You be the sub.
Stranger: the sub?
You: Submissive partner
Stranger: oh, okay, sure.
You: I'M THE WIENER AND YOUR THE BUN. LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SOME FUN
Stranger: let's have some fun, babe =P
You: yOU REALIZE YOU
You: ARE TALKING TO 7 DIFFERENT MAN AND 1 WOMEN?
Stranger: o.o?
You: gangbang
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how are the other 6 man like?
Stranger: men*
You: WE ALL HAVE 6 GIANT THROBBING PENISES
Stranger: all black?
You: AND THE GIRL HAS ONE TOO
You: YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: umm, I can handle the 7 men and that girl.
You: IT'S GONNA BE A TIGHT FIT BUT IT'S COOL
You: WE DON'T MIND SHARING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by usogami Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:54 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how r u?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u
You: r u boy or girl?
Stranger: m
You: ok
You: u like bondage?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u a kinky female
You: yea
You: wit big boobs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: Moving a bit fast aren't we sparky
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where u frmo
You: hungary
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im from uk
Stranger: ever been?
You: To much fish n chips
Stranger: haha to many ppl say that
Stranger: ;-)
You: Would you tie me up?
Stranger: slow down speedy!
Stranger: ;-)
You: But I have the rope here
Stranger: o nice!
Stranger: i like
You: So you a silk, lacey, or all natural man?
Stranger: lacey
You: rly?
You: wat a coincedence
You: im wearing a very frilly bra right now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i like
You: Would you gag me too?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: ud fucking love it
You: What would you use?
Stranger: whats ur fav
You: a nice, big, throbbing cock
Stranger: think i got one of those somewhere
Stranger: msn?
You: facebook
Stranger: not got 1
Stranger: only use msn really
You: got no webcam
Stranger: whats ur addy
Stranger: how old?
You: 20
You: u?
Stranger: 22
You: Like it rough?
Stranger: very
You: u like anal
Stranger: yup
You: On the shelf in the school library?
Stranger: lib
Stranger: whats ur addy bb
You: www.123urgointoofastbuddy321.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jeez!
Stranger: i gotta prepare dinner soon!
Stranger: so if i add
Stranger: we can hook up later ;-)
You: you've just been PUNK'D BITCH!
Stranger: wouldnt call that punked
You: You have actually been talking to three guys and one girl who are very bored at school
Stranger: u lot must be horny little shits!
You: That age you know
Stranger: i feel sorry for the girl!
You: She loves it.
Stranger: i bet#
Stranger: dirty ho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:59 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: helloooooooo
Stranger: helllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: now that we have the greetings out of the way
Stranger: what's up?
You: not much
You: killing time in school.
Stranger: anytime now you can get in trouble with the teacher huh?
Stranger: a rebel
Stranger: nice
You: lol.
You: i wont
You: im in college
You: just killing time in the cafeteria
Stranger: lol
Stranger: got it
Stranger: guess you won't be asking me to cyber then huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you don't want to get kicked out of the caf. resist the urge
Stranger: i'm in the library
You: of course not.
Stranger: so don't send me nudes
Stranger: lol
You: the cyber ppls are annoying :/
You: because they're so abundant here
Stranger: lol.. just about to say that
You: i mean from time to time its "lol how funny"
You: but seriously
You: 6/10 of my convos start with "ASL"
Stranger: or "Cyber. Webcam?"
You: yeagh
You: "Webcam sex"
You: or "Got a MSN?"

Stranger: "horny 16 yo m"
You: yes
You: I just got a guy going like
You: "Indonesian male 29 yr"
Stranger: yes.. cause it's been my dream to cyber with a stranger who barely speaks english
Stranger: ugh
You: totally
You: its my dream to cyber in general
Stranger: the asl thing is a big clue to me that it's a 13-15 yo or someone from another country
You: because, its REALLY hard to cyber online
You: its VERY difficult to do
Stranger: oh yes... mutually getting off online... wow.. big fantasy
You: its only 5x harder than getting in a real relationship
You: totally.
Stranger: lol.. well statistically
Stranger: if they just copy and paste the "Wanna cyber" line
Stranger: again and again
Stranger: they'll eventually hit someone
You: yeah I guess
You: sadly, from the ppl here it will only take a maximum of like 5 tries
Stranger: lol.. true
Stranger: but the people here too.. it's probably much harder for them to get it in real life
You: yeah.
You: well, what can ya do?
Stranger: lol.. DISCONNECT
You: besides keep on hoping you'll find a normal person
Stranger: i've occassionally found some normal nice people
You: cool
Stranger: i feel bad for the 13 yo korean girls who just come to talk
You: I found two people like that yesterday
Stranger: to practice english
Stranger: i chat for a few minutes so they can practice
Stranger: then warn them this isn't the best site to be on
You: ah
You: sucks.
Stranger: they said their teachers gave them the address
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have the teachers checked this site out?!!
You: WHAT
You: thats crazy.
Stranger: i know!
You: they're horrible
You: or they want to corrupt their minds early lol.
Stranger: can't imagine one of those little girls getting hit on by a perv
Stranger: ew
You: ugh
You: that seriously sucks.
Stranger: yup
You: so, whats up with ou?
Stranger: killing time too
Stranger: till class starts
Stranger: sitting in library
You: ah
You: so we're doin the same thing
Stranger: you're in the caf.. i should do that
You: just im in the caf and ur in the lib
You: Lol.
Stranger: my stomach is growling
Stranger: lol
You: oh god
Stranger: lol
You: i just got back from lunch with friends
You: we went to a freakin buffet
Stranger: lol
You: im gonna burst
Stranger: i grabbed an apple.. thought that would be enough
Stranger: guess not
Stranger: buffet.. in the school caf?
You: nah
You: we left the campus for a few hours
You: if our school had a buffet
You: this would be a dream school
Stranger: lol
Stranger: our dorms here have a buffet
Stranger: lol.. most don't go back for more
You: sweeeeeeeeet
You: lol
Stranger: except for the lucky charms
Stranger: but you have to trek back down to the dorms to eat
Stranger: then back out
You: aah
Stranger: so i just grab a sack lunch and take it with me
Stranger: breakfast and dinner there
You: sounds like a good idea
Stranger: you're in the usa right.. you know what lucky charms is
You: I use to just take like, a granola bar
You: yea
Stranger: lol.. ok
You: but since i leave at 7am, by noon or 1 im starving
Stranger: ah
Stranger: freshman here.. so still dependent on school for food
Stranger: i try not to buy outside, since i already paid for the dorm food
You: ah
You: makes sense
You: im sophmore, but im still at home
You: i go to a local campus
Stranger: got it
Stranger: i went out of state
You: lucky
You: I wish I could afford that D:
Stranger: lol.. scholarship!!!
Stranger: only way i could do it
Stranger: i just have to pay for dorm and food
You: UGRGH
You: theres no way i'd get a scholoarship
You: my grades sucked since middle school
Stranger: books, tuition, lab fees, taken care of
Stranger: middle school!!!!
Stranger: they didn't look at my middle school records
Stranger: at least.. i don't think so
You: LUCKY
Stranger: on the app when it asked about school scholarships, i just checked everything
Stranger: sports, leadership, academics
Stranger: figured it didn't hurt to try
Stranger: lol.. got a leadership scholarship
You: nice.
Stranger: who knew being a class senator would actually help1
Stranger: i was just the rep cause no one else would do it and my homeroom teacher picked me!
Stranger: lol
You: gee
You: you're so lucky Smile

Stranger: it's only two years
Stranger: so, i'm saving and working still
Stranger: that way it won't be so bad when it's up
Stranger: and i'm maxing out my credits
Stranger: since it's paid for
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: state or community college?
You: community
Stranger: that's cool.. that's where i would have gone to if i didn't get this
Stranger: my parents make just a little too much for me to qualify for aid
You: ah
You: same here
Stranger: sucks huh
You: I really NEED the aid but my dad is like "WHEEE I MAKE A FUCKTON OF MONIES"
Stranger: can't afford school, but make too much to get help
You: but he GIVES IT AWAY to grubby relatives
You: yeah.
You: it sucks.
Stranger: lol... my dad stays away from the money grubbing fam members
Stranger: he got sick of them about 10 years ago
You: geez
You: my mom cant stand them
Stranger: sad when my dad is the only high school grad of 4 kids
You: but my dad is like "THEY'RE FAMILY I MUST HEEEEEEEELP!"
Stranger: that's my mom
You: ah
Stranger: from her side of the family a cousin actually wrote us and asked to stop sending money
Stranger: said her dad had quit working cause they were getting so much money from his rich american sister
You: ahh
Stranger: lol.. don't you love family
You: you hate em
You: but you gotta love em at the same time
You: its nuts XD
Stranger: i only have to love my immediate family
Stranger: lol
You: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: the cousins, aunts, uncle, etc.. are all strangers
Stranger: don't know if i'd recognize one if i bumped into them on the street
You: i wouldnt from my dad's side
You: because they have so much bullshit drama
Stranger: sad.. but for the best
Stranger: right?
You: theres like "HEERS YOUR HALF QUATER 1/3's COUSIN OF YOUR GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN!"

Stranger: lol
You: and im like "Thtat...........makes.........no.........sense."
Stranger: you're not philipino are you?!!!
You: nope
Stranger: lol
You: I AM MR BLACK.
Stranger: cause that's how it is on my mom's side
You: hahah
Stranger: this is your 2nd cousins, aunts, uncles, brother
Stranger: just call him Uncle Ed
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: in my book
You: if you arent Mother,Father,Brother,Sister,Grandparent,Uncle,Aunt or DIRECT cousin (child of mom or dad's siblings) then you arent a relative
Stranger: bingo
Stranger: and even some of those i don't want to claim!
You: YEAH
You: some aunts i wish they weren't related to me
Stranger: i have one norm cousing, and we laugh at all the crap his dad and our other family members do
Stranger: oops.. cousin
You: hmm......im fine with my cousins
You: my ACTUAL cousins
You: since on my dad's side, they have all this "THIS RANDOM LEECH IS YOUR COUSIN!"
Stranger: not.. 3rd cousin twice removed?
You: and all it is is like, some kid from church
Stranger: lol
You: i have two cousins as far as im convinced
You: and i like them
Stranger: I refuse to marry a phillipino.. they are probably my cousin
You: My entire mom's side of the family is awesome
You: I love them all
You: OH LOL
Stranger: only met my mom's sister and her son... can do without
Stranger: don't get along with the white trash on my dad's side of the fam
You: ah
Stranger: didn't like he "married a chink"
You: oh geez.
Stranger: they're ones to talk... 3 or 4 marriages, 5 kids, different dads
You: closed minded idiots
You: i cannot stand them.
Stranger: i don't get it either
You: like my dad's side of the family
Stranger: yet, they think they are better
You: they all go like "Durrrr Eric is stupid he lieks japanese shit what a freak"
You: and im like "Says all the black people who want to be as white as possible? Yet try to hate on white people?? yeah. real logical."
Stranger: yeah.. well, i only got good grades cause i'm not white
Stranger: according to my dad's mom
You: *sigh*
You: lemme guess
You: "Lol asians get good grades!"
Stranger: lol.. that and they give the good grades to the minorites
You: I WISH
Stranger: my poor white cousins didn't stand a chance
You: IF THAT WERE THE CASE I'D BE AT SOME SUPER COLLEGE
You: IM BLACK D:
Stranger: lol
You: IM A MINORITY
Stranger: straight A's right!!
You: WHERES MY GOOD GRADES!
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: lol.. you're in the wrong school i guess
Stranger: me too
Stranger: well, my cousins didn't get good grades cause they were given to all the minorities
You: hahahhaha
You: that sounds so funny
You: im gonna say that now
Stranger: apparently there's a limit to how many a's and b's they give out each year
You: "Eric why arent your grades better?"
Stranger: lol
You: "BECAUSE IM WHITE AND THEY GIVE ALL THE MINORITIES GOOD GRADES!"

Stranger: LOL
You: "Eric, you're BLACK"
Stranger: no black enough!
Stranger: not
You: "SHUT UP! YOU CANT FORCE ME TO BE WHAT I DONT WANNA BE!"
Stranger: lol
You: except for the fact that im cool being black Smile

Stranger: lol
You: though I dont like the steryotypical black people running around nowdays =___=
You: i swear, they give us a bad name
You: what the fuck BET, WHY DO YOU EXIST?

Stranger: lol.. rap, baggies, hoes
Stranger: 20 kids
Stranger: from 20 women
Stranger: that stereotype?
You: god
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you mean that's not you!!!
You: my favorite line i get from ppl
You: "Are you blackanese?"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: people ask me "So what are you?"
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: it get that about 1 or 2 times a week since school started
Stranger: no.. my cousins are losers who do meth, waste their life breaking into churches and cars in church parking lots, get knocked up at 14, and drop out of school
Stranger: but ya know.. if those stupid minorities didn't steal their B's they would have stood a chance
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: HAHHA
You: true that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok.. i give up
Stranger: i'm hungry
You: awwww
Stranger: going to the caf to get food before my class
You: i waws having fun chatting
You: ur pretty cool
Stranger: lol.. thanks!
Stranger: it was fun
You: yep.
Stranger: but i have an anotomy lab
Stranger: my stomach doesn't do well empty
You: make sure to steal those A's!
Stranger: definitly
Stranger: need to knock those whites down a notch!!
You: YEAH
Stranger: lol
You: STICK IT TO THE WHITE MAN
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Stranger: lol
You: lol.
You: by any off chance, you play any game systems?
Stranger: lol.. actually i play the wii
You: ah
Stranger: not cool enough for ps or x box
Stranger: lol
You: grah I dont have my wii friend code mesmerized XD
You: i was gonna be like "WE WILL TRADE GAMERTAGS/FRIEND CODES"
Stranger: i have YET to figure out how to add people to my wii
You: and destroy the internet together
You: hahaha
You: uhhh
Stranger: i bring my remote to peoples homes
Stranger: but can't play remote
You: now that you mention it..........
You: I dont remmeber either lol.
You: i'll have to ask my friend on the forum I go to XD
Stranger: forum.. good idea
You: though he'll insult me and say im retarded D:
Stranger: the manual was no help
You: hm?
You: hahah.
Stranger: the wii manuel.. didn't help me fig it out
You: actually theres quite a few ppl who have wiis on a forum i go to
You: i can link you there and you can ask later if you want to
Stranger: sure
You: *i actually found omegle through the forum*
You: one of my friends made a topic like "talk with random people!"
Stranger: lol.. found omegle through an msn article about time wasters
You: and iw as like "I WILL TRY!"
You: we've all been posting our funny convos in the topic
You: hold on i'll grab a link
Stranger: sure
Stranger: http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20923913
Stranger: this is the link i got from msn
You: https://taleschronicles.forumotion.net/forum.htm
You: thats the forum i frequent
You: you can ask there and ppl will respond fast
You: XD
Stranger: THANKS!!!
You: np
You: maybe we can chat on the forum too sometime XD
Stranger: Tales chronicles
You: im on there very often
Stranger: cool
You: yeah
Stranger: name there?
You: thanks lol

You: ppl calls me "Masu"
Stranger: got it
Stranger: I'll have to register
Stranger: don't know what it will be there
You: lol
Stranger: whatever is available
You: np
You: hahah!
You: okay
Stranger: i give up
You: well i'll let you go get your food XD
You: i'll see youa round hopefully
Stranger: sometimes i look down and see what's on a page and use that word as my name
Stranger: food
Stranger: taco salad
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: nice chatting!!!
Stranger: see ya
You: see ya!
You have disconnected.

by SHSL Gang Leader Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:02 pm

It might be a good idea to put these in spoilers so you won't have to scroll down a mile to find new ones

Also because it can be hard to find the beginnings of these by just scrolling

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:10 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS TIME
You: LETS DO IT
You: DONT BE SHY
Stranger: kkk...m/f???
You: KK!?
You: KKK?
You: FUCKING RACIST
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: fuck u bastard
You: MY ANCESTORS WERE LYNCHED BY THE KKK
You: THE FUCK MAN!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:11 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:12 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: alright
Stranger: hi
You: im getting desperate
You: my dick is hard
You: and im lonely
You: please.
You: dont leave me
You: PLEASE
You: I BEG YOU!
Stranger: okay i wont
You: ;__;
You: really?
You: I love you
You: regardless of your gender
You: you have touched my soul
You: now
You: let me touch you......
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OI
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
Stranger: helllllllllllloooooooooooooooo
You: ON THE TOP OR BOTOM?
You: YOU WANNA RIDE ME?

You: IM GIVING YOU THE CHOICE THIS TIME
You: I FEEL AS IF IM TOO PUSHY
Stranger: NO I WANNA RIDE MY HORSE
You: IMMA TAKE THINGS SLOW
You: I'LL BE YOUR HORSE
You: CMON RIDE ME BABY
Stranger: LEAVE ME ALONE
Stranger: HORSES
Stranger: ARENT HUMANS
Stranger: AND DONT HAVE THUMBS
Stranger: THUS THEY CANT WRITE, AND OR TYPE
Stranger: SOOOOO YOU
You: IM A SPECIAL HORSE
Stranger: ARE NOT
Stranger: A HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*\
You: WHAT
You: WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME
You: IM A SUPER HORSE FROM 42 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
Stranger: YOUR NOT A HORSE
You: WE HAVE THUMBS
You: WALK ON TWO LEGS
You: AND HAVE ROCKET PENISES
Stranger: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: OK I LIED ABOUT THE ROCKET PENIS
Stranger: OMG
You: BUT STILL!
You: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
Stranger: U R A VERY DISTUBED PERSON
You: IM DELIVERING A MESSAGE
You: THE WORLD
Stranger: I DONT
You: ITS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION
Stranger: CAUSE U LIE Surprised

You: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
You: WHO CAN CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE FUTURE
Stranger: SUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRE
You: YOU ARE
You: TEH CHOSESN
You: NOT "THE CHOSEN"
You: "TEH CHOSESN"

You: And ur awesome
Stranger: UMMM AND MY DUTY IS TO SAVE ALL real HORSES
Stranger: ???
You: FROM THE EVIL WALRUSES WITH MAN BOOBS
You: THEY ARE TAKING OVER
You: WE CANT DISTINGUISH FEMALE OR MALE WALRUSES
You: UNTILL ITS TOO LATE
Stranger: WALRUSUS R MEAN
Stranger: AND R EXTINC
You: AND THE MALE MAN BOOB WALRUSES BRANDISH THEIR PENISES ON US
You: THEN ITS TOO LATE
You: WE BLACK OUT
You: AND WAKE UP IN TEARS AND STICKY
You: ITS TERRIBLE
You: ONLY YOU
You: CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
You: BY USING A CONDOM
Stranger: IM LEAVING YOU IN FOREST FIRE
Stranger: > Smile

\
You: BUT
You: THE FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
Stranger: TO BURN TILL UR NOTHING BUT ASHES
You: AIQWURAHFD
You: BUT
Stranger: THEN ILL BURN THOSE ASHES
You: WHUT
You: SON OF A BITCh
Stranger: SCREW THE FUTURE
You: THIS IS WHY I HATE BEING THE MESSAGE GUY
Stranger: ILL BE DEAD BY THEN
You: WHAT
You: BUT
You: HOW THE FUCK OLD ARE YOU!?
Stranger: 100
You: ITS ONLY 42 YEARS
You: JESUS
You: DUDE
You: YOU JUST DONT KNOW
You: 2 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
You: THEY MAKE A DEVICE THAT RESETS YOUR AGE
Stranger: THE FUTURE IS CRAP
You: YOU WILL FIGHT THE MANBOOB WALRUS WAR AT THE FRESH AGE OF 17
Stranger: NOP
You: WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Stranger: ILL BE IN HEVAN
You: THE FUTURE
You: IS EVERYTHING
You: NO
You: UR GOIN TO HELL
Stranger: HEVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CUZ UR NOT SAVING THE FUTURE Mad

Stranger: IVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE
You: I AM A VERY UPSET SUPER FUTURISTIC ROCKET PENISED HORSE
You: UR KILLING THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Stranger: AND THE EARTH WAS DOOMED ANY WAY
You: BY NOT FIGHTING THE MANBOOB WAR
You: NO
You: IT WAS
You: PAST TENSE
You: TILL I DECIDED TO RISK MY LIFE
You: TO TRAVEL 42 YEARS TO THE PAST
You: TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: YOU CAN SAVE THE EARTH DAMMIT
Stranger: DUDE
You: DUDE
You: ILL FUCKING PAY YOU
Stranger: THIS IS A RANDOM STRANGER SITE
You: 71 BUCKS
You: AND A FOOT LONG SUB FROM QUIZNOS
You: NO
You: ITS NOT A RANDOM STRANGER SITE
You: ITS DISGUIZED AS ONE
You: BUT
Stranger: QUIZNOS WHEN OUT OF BIZNESS
You: ITS THE SITE
Stranger: AND YES IT IS
You: OF DESTINY
You: YOU CAME HERE TO FUFILL YOUR ROLE IN LIFE
Stranger: DESTINY MY ASS
You: TO
You: SAVWE
You: THE
You: FUCKING
You: WORLD
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: SAWVE?
Stranger: AND HE HAD TO DIE
Stranger: THAT WAS DESTINY
You: JESUS CHRIST DIED
You: SO YOU WOULD SURVIVE
You: TO SAVE THE WORLD 42 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
You: GEEZ.
Stranger: EXATLY
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IF THE WORLD DIES BY FRIRE
Stranger: *FIRE
Stranger: GOD SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: THUS IT SHALL
Stranger: THE WORLD SHALL BECOME HELL ON EARHT
Stranger: :0
Stranger: SO SUCK IT UP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by The Monkey King Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 19 male.
You: hi i don't care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Fondos Aquila Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:18 pm

Long, deep convo. Contains anti-religion.

Spoiler:

by Fondos Aquila Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:32 am

Contains love.

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by **Rise: The Game** Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:05 am

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by Fondos Aquila Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:16 pm

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by **Rise: The Game** Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:25 pm

BANG SHISHIGAMI

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by The Universe Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:22 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I AM BLACK★STAR THE MAN WHO WILL SURPASS GOD!
Stranger: is it me u looking for
You: You're to small.
You: One as great as me can not be trifled with you.
You: Here, take my autograph.
You: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: what are u talking bout
Stranger: ???
You: I am the greatest, the best.
You: I am...BLACK★STAR!
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: whatt
Stranger: ....
You: YOU DOUBT ME!
Stranger: you're robot
You: BLACK★STAR BIG WAVE ATTACK!
Stranger: i chat with robot
You: *elbows you in the spine*
Stranger: right now
You: ROBOT...ARE YOU CALLING MY SMALL!
Stranger: it's coz i don't understand what your talking ...
You: How could you not have heard of the amazing BLACK★STAR!
You: THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD!
Stranger: i'll search in google.
Stranger: be patient
You: I AM THE MAIN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOOGLE!
Stranger: oh you're really robot
You: BLACK STAR KNOWS NO PATIENCE!
You: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: huh horny robot
You: HORNY!
You: THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD KNOWS NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: insane robot ...
You: A ROBOT!
You: I AM THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.