ITT: Advance Wars!!!!!

Treecko Lord Sothe wrote:Shit I was playing Advance Wars since 1 came out in the states, and I spent more time playing Black Hole Rising at school then I did learning crap.

I have yet to get the DS games though so I really need to get around to that.

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Sami : In our world... In Wars World, there are several continents, right?

Andy : Really? Continents?

Max : You twerp! You don't know anything, do you?

Andy : Heeeey... You're not... calling me dumb, are you?

Max : I'm just saying that people who don't know anything... don't know
nothin'!

Andy : Woohoo!!! It'll be like a family reunion!

Sami : Andy! This is war! Do you think that's anything to be excited about?

Andy : No, but... we'll get to see everyone again, and that makes me happy!
C'mon, let's go!

Sami : Hold on, Andy. Andy? He's gone... Oh...

Nell : That's an APC unit. APCs have no attack capabilities.

Andy : Oh, weak!

Nell : Weak in combat, perhaps, but they're incredibly useful. They can load
and transport infantry units and supply your units.

Andy : Load, huh? I don't get it, but it sounds useful!

Nell : Also, you can only drop units onto terrain they normally can
traverse.

Andy : If I dropped infantry in the sea, they might drown, huh? OK. I won't
forget.

Nell : Units lose both fuel and primary-weapon ammo as they fight. When they
run out of primary-weapon ammo, your units use weaker attacks. When
they run out of gas, your units can't move. APCs can supply fuel and
rounds to units in adjacent spaces. APCs automatically supply any
nearby units at the start of each turn. However, you can use the
Supply command if you need supplies quickly.

Andy : OK, sooooo... APCs are used to help out other units. Got it!

Flak : Grrrr! Two women COs! Good country! I must have it!

Nell : He escaped... And he was so rude, too!

Sami : Oooh!! That makes me so angry! If I get the chance, I'm gonna run him
down!

Nell : I'm glad we can depend on you, Sami.

Max : Armies on both sides. An ocean in the middle. Let the hostilities
begin!

Flak : Hey! Orange Star dogs! Can you hear me?

BHSldier: Um... Lord Flak... The microphone?

Flak : Shut up! Too complicated! Anyone there? Or are you too scared to
face me?!?

Max : What's with the racket? You lonely or something?

Flak : Hah! Look! A gorilla!

Max : What did you say?!? If anyone here's a gorilla, it's you, ape-man!

Flak : I'm no ape! I'm Flak!!!

Max : Flak? What's that, some sort of code name?

Max : In a head-to-head battle, I
can't be beaten!

Nell : However, indirect combat is another story, isn't it?

Max : ......

Nell : I'll admit that your power has overcome that particular obstacle,
though.

Max : You know it! Indirect-combat units? Who needs 'em?!

Flak : You know, this Max guy kinda reminds me of me... except... I'm me.

Flak : This was just a test. Next time is for real.

Max : Like I've never heard that before!

Lash : Flak! Flakalakalakalaaaaaak!!! The Black Cannon's ready to go!

Flak : Got it. Thanks, Lash. Now I'll smash 'em good!

Lash : Don't forget, you promised to be a guinea pig in my next experiment!

Flak : Hmmm... Yeah, I remember.

Lash : Well, I'm off! Toodles! Have fun! Oh, yeah! Almost forgot, Hawke said
to hurry and conquer Orange Star!

Flak : Hawke said... Crush. I gotta crush 'em here. I have to... crush 'em
all...

Nell : Sami, how sure are you about this information's accuracy? It seems
odd that Flak would be out here resting his troops.

Sami : I know, but do you really think Flak's capable of setting a trap?

Nell : Well, since you put it that way...

Lash : You're right! Flak didn't set a trap for you... I did! Flak doesn't
have a cunning bone in his body!

Sami : Who's that? A little girl?

Nell : A Black Hole CO perhaps?

Lash : Tee hee hee! You got it! My name's Lash! Nice to meet you! Would you
like to play with me? What do you say, grandma?

Nell : I do believe I'm being taunted. Sami? Bring her to me... alive.

Sami : Uh... OK.

Nell : The two of you really make a great team. Let's head for home and
celebrate!

Andy : Wahoo! Let's have a BBQ!

Olaf : An attack! Black Hole has launched an attack!

Grit : Hm? Black Hole? That name sounds kinda familiar... Where they from
again?

Olaf : Fool! They're the same group that tore up Blue Moon in the past.
We must attack and drive them from Blue Moon borders!

Grit : Good gracious. I don't see what all the fuss is about. It's just dirt
and trees and stuff. It's not like we're losing it.

Olaf : We ARE losing it, you fool!

Olaf : Aha! The new CO! Good. You will watch, listen, and learn! Your
training starts now!

Colin : Sir! Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!

Grit : Howdy, son.

Colin : Howd--sir!

Grit : Whoa, now. Relax a bit. No sense gettin' all worked up. Take things
nice and easy, and you'll be all right.

Colin : Sir! Yes, sir! Nice and easy, sir!

Olaf : That man is a disgrace! You will NOT follow his example!

BHSldier: Mistress Lash, Blue Moon troops have been spotted.

Lash : Well, it's about time. Who's in command?

BHSldier: It's... A young boy CO named Colin.

Lash : Huh? That kid? How boring is that? I wanted the bearded geezer, or at
least the scarecrow.

BHSldier: What are your orders? Do you want the troops to attack?

Lash : It's not going to be any fun of neither of 'em shows up. Sound the
retreat.

BHSldier: Er... ma'am?

Lash : Oh, OK. Let's just attack and wipe 'em all out. Tee hee hee!

Olaf : Grit! Grit! Curses, man! What are you doing?!

Grit : Uhh? Who... What's all the ruckus? Even the chickens are still
sleepin'. Oh, Olaf... Yaaaaawwwnn!

Grit : Well I'll be... A distance weapon... That's nice. I wonder which of
us has the better range of fire.

Olaf : Fool! It's a weapon, not a rival!

Olaf : Grit! Where are you, Grit? Forcing that villain Adder to retreat, it
was quite...

Grit : Hm? What was that? Something I can do for you, Frosty?

Olaf : You... you impertinent fool! Is this the way you speak to your
commander? Stand right there! I'm going to teach you a lesson!

Grit : Not in front of the boy. Hey, son, I'm gonna catch some shut-eye.
You're in charge.

Colin : Um... Huh?! Me? Did you mean me?

Olaf : Aarrgh! Grit! Hold it right there!

Olaf : Let's keep moving! Everyone, advance! There's a city up ahead. We
can rest there.

Colin : Commander, you're certainly in high spirits today.

Grit : Yeah, is it snowing up ahead or something?

Colin : Brilliant work, Commander Grit... Seeing Blue Moon's danger and
rallying our allies so quickly!

Grit : Huh? Oh, that... Anything to keep from getting shot up, son.

Colin : What? That was your reasoning? Commander Grit! Wait up, sir!

Colin : Commander Olaf is a truly great leader! Of course, so are
you, Commander Grit.

Grit : Cut that out, Colin. I ain't used to anyone singing my praises.

Olaf : Colin's right!! In fact, you're both great commanders! You're the
mold from which great COs are made! You're the children of Blue Moon!
You're MY children!

Grit : YOUR children? You tryin' to scare old Colin half to death?

Olaf : Thanking others for their goodwill is nothing to be shy about! The
ability to express gratitude is as beautiful as the aurora itself!
Grit! Colin!

Nell : It looks like peace has returned to Blue Moon.

Andy : Their COs get along well, don't they? They look like a happy family.

Max : You think so? They looked a bit dysfunctional to me.