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Clean teeth are weaons of mass destruction

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Post by RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:23 pm

So, for those of you confused, I'm flying back home today and just got through airport security.

"Do you have any fluids?" The lady asked

"Nope."

"Okay."

"Well, except toothpaste."

"....GET HIM!!!"

Then I proceeded to get my ass kicked and they stole my toothpaste, and quarantined it.
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Post by usogami Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:25 pm

was it less than 100 ml (3.4 ml)?
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Post by TLS Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:03 pm

Mufasa wrote:So, for those of you confused, I'm flying back home today and just got through airport security.

"Do you have any fluids?" The lady asked

"Nope."

"Okay."

"Well, except toothpaste."

"....GET HIM!!!"

Then I proceeded to get my ass kicked and they stole my toothpaste, and quarantined it.
It's bad I find this hilarious
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Post by RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:04 pm

I dunno. Probably. But the TSA don't really know what they're doing. At least the small time workers don't.
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Post by usogami Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:30 pm

well... people are idiots....
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Post by Arc Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:54 pm

I was getting on a flight once. They pulled me aside to search me for any dangerous weapons, just randomly. Then they found my penis. Let's just say I spent some time being interrogated. Sexually.
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Post by RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:03 pm

A weapon of miniscule destruction.
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