Mass Effect 2

Well, I would get into details, but more importantly:

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NOW WHERE IS MY URDNOT WREX?!

How's Mass Effect 1? My brother borrowed it, and I'm considering playing it...

It's pretty good.

they changed A LOT though. But I would still reccomend the first one. It's certainly a classic. It's got GREAT storyline.

More like you really want to play the first one so some of the sidequests are unlocked, yes I looked into it some of the encounters you have with people are only there when you import, AND the Squad members from the previous have more respect for you. Also I am getting the feeling Wrex was killed in battle at some point from my wondering around on the pirate station.

Tali is apparently a romance option for Male Shepard in this one. *waits impending Lyle's reaction*

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*Gets character a sex change operation.*

Well, I just got Subject Zero, she is the most usless bitch ever, Garrus became a vigilante and is very different, Mordin is a fun guy though he talks kinda randomly. Grunt is very very odd considering he contains the collective memory of the entire Krogan race, also working on getting Tali now, such fun I have to go into Geth space.

Spoiler:

So. I'm pissed off about the whole Terminus armor thing. Cause I followed all the directions on their site, but I still don't have it cause of some fucking stupid account thing. And the Code was already used, so it pretty much went to waste.

I'm pretty pissed at EA right now.

Yeah I spent about 2 or 3 hours getting it right before I entered the code. Also blame people who pirate games for why they made it rediculously hard to get. Also after entering the code it takes a good 24 hours before getting it.

Also, it seems that the guy who had the patience to do all the scanning was one of the casualties of the Normandy exploding. Now we have to do all the scanning ourselves.

And I will never trust Cerberus ever. Ever. Thus. Miranda will never be in my team without severe clarification. Jacob is alright I guess. But as soon as I got Mordin and Garrus, they were gone. Cept for when I had to go into the quarantine zone. Hell no will I risk losing Garrus, when he's one of few from the original team here.

...Poor Wrex. He's the only one from the first game that you can't fall in love with. Ironic cause he was the one who got: "Best companion of the year." when Mass Effect first came out.

.....I would do him if I was a woman. And I am. in the game. Plus, no need for Condoms! Thank you Genophage!

Ah Wrex, Yay I ran inot him while playing yesterday.

;_;

I MISS MAH WREX!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, I'm playing as a female, cause she's the same woman who voices Sheena (I honestly found out about that later, actually.) and if there was a way to pair up with him, like the rest of the original cast, I would. Since I can't pair up with Tali.

As a result, I'm either forced to go for Garrus, one of the two new morons, or my secretary Kelly. Or none, and hope that Tali feels like experimenting outside her gender come Mass Effect 3.

Well I got Thane, got news for ya he as bad as you though, imo I think he's a lot better than what even I was predicting.

Lol at mispelling,

I am finding that I like the new squad over the old squad, considering I only liked 3 characters from the old squad, Tali, Garrus and Wrex XD

Well yeah. And Garrus and Tali return.
....Poor Wrex....;_;

As it currently stands for me I really don't like Miranda and Subject Zero, Miranda cause shes a spy and Subject Zero cause shes a bitch.

I can't really say that Miranda is a spy, cause this IS Cerberus's ship, unless she's a spy for someone else that I'm not aware of. But she strikes me more of an observer. And a bitch. I'd fuck her and then go back to Ashley Williams. .....I can't believe I just said I'd go for Ashley....

Also, I keep screwing Cerberus over anyway. I handed over encripted files to the Alliance, I let Jack have full access to their computers. Fuck Cerberus. They were assholes when they killed Kahouku, and now they're fucking Deadmen cause they fucked with the Quarians at some point.

Jack seems....odd at best. I'm pretty sure she'll grow on me, or become unbearable. But I'll keep working at her. For a little while. Though, she probably would have been better off as a guy.

And Grunt isn't as bad as I thought he would be. But he's certainly a poor man's Urdnot Wrex.

Mass Effect one is really cool so far. It's kinda hard at the start though, because I don't really know what I'm doing, and you get killed so quickly... Maybe it's cuz I chose infiltrator and I'm still wearing the armor from the start...

Anyways, Wrex + Tali are awesome.

Well neither of us really like Miranda...., but by far I consider her superior to Ashley, less of a bigot. I think Grunt is just about as good as Wrex over all. Also jack... she's very annoying. Thane is a better choice over Jack. We haven't gotten the Justicar yet so I can't comment.

The Wrex and Tali combination is the best in the game, Bishop. I approve.

Also, for what could potentially happen on Virmire, Ashley fucking Sucks.

Miranda needs to get the stick out of her ass. Speaking of which, I think, (Since I'm playing as a woman.) I'm gonna either go for Garrus, or the secretary lady as my love interest. Garrus is starting to grow on me, since he's the next best choice besides Wrex and Tali.

Well, Legion is great addition to the team too bad he comes in on the second to last mission before the finale.

Tali romance, best option ever of any of the male Shepard choices.

Side note Miranda isn't that bad but she can be quite a bitch, considering she is like the negative element of the group.

So. I absolutely adore Kasumi. too bad she showed up after I beat the game twice.

Given a choice between her and Tali, I'd go for Tali. Since she's actually an option.

But if it were available, Kasumi would be my second choice. And in my Male Shepard team, she's on my team for good. Along with Mordin Solus.

Hey Mass Effect 3 has potential for Kasumi being a choice!

True. But I'll only be really interested if she swings both ways.

.....

*Playing a female.*
Plus, I will always pick Tali over anyone.

Yeah I see myself doing two male shepard playthroughs, one with Tali and one open for any potential stuff in ME3

My male shepard had a thing with Ashley. But there's no way in hell that I will ever pick her over Tali.

And not just cause it's Tali. I'd pick any of the other female leads over her. Even Mornith, who kills you when you have sex with her.

I'd let my male shepard have sex with Wrex before Ashley. But he's not really into that sort of thing.

Also, I think Liara has gone nuts.