Kicking Ass at Video games

this means u cant post here tsukune lol jk OR AM I?

Anytime im a smoker.
I've done some fucking things that are out of this world as a smoker, but I cant remember what exactly they were *tries to remember*

Tales of Vesperia 200 Man Melee on Unknown

FE7 Killing Final Boss with Nino

FE10 One rounding Dheghensia

Grandia III Beating One of the last bosses without Dying.

Well, let's not forget the boomer smoker combo:

1. Boomer blows up on all four people.
2. Horde comes
3. In the chaos of the horde, the smoker quickly grabs one of the survivors. Since the others are blind, they won't see him get dragged away.
4. When they do get their vision back, they will a. be surrounded by generics, and b. notice that their friend is nearly dead, off in the distance.
5. That's one survivor down.

Mufasa wrote:Well, let's not forget the boomer smoker combo:

1. Boomer blows up on all four people.
2. Horde comes
3. In the chaos of the horde, the smoker quickly grabs one of the survivors. Since the others are blind, they won't see him get dragged away.
4. When they do get their vision back, they will a. be surrounded by generics, and b. notice that their friend is nearly dead, off in the distance.
5. That's one survivor down.

OH I REMEMBER ONE:

The survivors are getting raped by the horde and I smoker a guy durring it, he dies. But the like an idiot i walk off the roof and land infront of the other three.

I run in circles and scratch louis once, and he DIES. I didnt even expect it, he just DIED.

Bill and Zoey kept shooting at me and I was hoping up and down to dodge, which wasnt waiting, Then came Lyle and Desu the hunters out of nowhere and raped the remaining two.

No one can beat us XD

Well uh

After the Gemini Man fiasco I went into a killing frenzy and beat every Robot Master in under an hour when before I couldn't beat more than 2

OH!
That reminds me of another time smoker claw pwned people:

We were in the sewer level of Death Toll. They had all four survivors, Francis was in the red, and Bill was in green, and the other two were ahead. I had already been shot, but I was a smoker, and it was at the point where there was no real good place for the smoker. So Francis spots me, and starts shooting at me, I dodge, but then Bill comes around.

I run around a poll, slap Francis twice to knock him down, run back behind the poll, spin around and smoker Bill. Bill gets snagged by me, and because of where I was standing, Francis could not shoot me, cause the poll was in the way. And a horde was around, so the other two were busy fighting them off. I end up getting Bill in the red before dying. And they helped Francis back up, but I gave them a good blow for sure.

I was playing Tales of the Abyss with Tres and we had no idea this boss fight was coming up so we're all "Fuck yeah we're going two feet across the field we don't need to heal"

Then Dist was all "lol no"

So we get into the fight, I'm Natalia and Tres is Luke, Jade has like 300 HP and Tear has a measly 100 HP and around 12-ish TP.

So Dist's giant robot owns Tear and Jade.

So I'm just running like a bitch while Tres arte spams the shit out of that thing, I'm hitting it with arrows when I can but mostly running like a bitch.

Anyway it kills Tres with the Lol-Missile attack and I'm like "FUCK" anyway it left one Fire Element FOF so I run into it and Natalia's all "BLAST EDGE"

And then Dist died and I'm all...wait did I just win?

Nothing that anyone else couldn't do, but I plowed through the Deathclaw Sanctuary in Fallout 3 using the Alien Blaster.

Every single one of them turned into dust.

I have one shotted a feral ghoul Reaver with my fist. But I used the infinite headgear chinese stealth armor glitch with the hockey masks. So my unarmed skill has +10000. So my bare fists do about 500 damage a punch. Combine that with sneak attack critical. BLAMMO. Uppercut of doom.

One time I beat Kel'Thuzad



Even now I get feelings when I see this picture

need for speed online: if you think ramming at me is a good idea, think again I can see it coming and you will just get last place for trying something so dumb

dragonball series: me and my friend always are competitive on this game so were almost always one of the best out there

Halo:I love seeing how people think I'm a noob and then they see me take out their entire team by myself

PSO: seriously once you get to level 10 anyone will kick ass at this

Its usually when I play on the hardest difficulty possible I play on and still win big time except on Halo because really hard to own against things that one shot you

I was just playing Fallout 3, and with one of the DLCs you get a weapon called "Guass Rifile" which knocks down enemies if you get a critical hit on someone. So I'm climbing this broken bridge, cause I see that there are some Enclave people on it and I can sell their shit for money. So I sneak attack critical the guy in the Tesla Armor and having a missle launcher, which killed him, and then the other two (An officer and a generic guy). So I run up to the guy in the power armor, and shoot him in the face. It's a critical hit, but it doesn't kill him on impact, but it knocks him down. So as he's going down, he falls into a hole in the bridge. So, he falls through the hole, and we're high up, so since he was damaged from the shot, he dies from the fall.

It was Epic.

Then I shot the officer in the face at point blank. Then it exploded. But that's not too rare.

I was lucas on Smash bros b and my brother was DK i think the stage was Corneria. Well i go to the turbines(?) and my brother follows me, in there i hit himm with 222 then i throw a fire i grab him throw him upwards then i jump and kick him back down. then i get him with the bat and he dies. It was awesome.

Tales of Vesperia, beating Duke on hard without having Estelle OR Raven in the party.

In Team Fortress 2
As a Sniper w/ Rifle (Long range, anything but a headshot does pathetic damage)
Dominated (Killed someone three times in a row without being killed by them)
A Pyro (Short range, shoots fire everywhere, very fatal)
With the following three kill methods:

1. Shot him five times in the chest w/ rifle while backing away from his fire
2. Killed with my knife
3. Shot him in the chest w/ rifle while running through a door, no damage

Street fighter( capcom vs snk 2)
Raging demon into an active terry special
and kara demon practically after the startup of a cammy special like one cm away from my face lol

Brawl
me and my friend wolfie was in a team match both of us game and watch ...and my frined agito and his bro i think c falcon and rob and it go to the last bits of the battle just me and wolfie 2v1 on agito and i got him and did a game and watch number 9 banhammer and then out of nowhere wolfie came and jumped in with another number 9 banhammer just before agito got his knockback...it was epic

Final Fantasy 8
realising i could use pheonix down on a boss to OHKO him back when i was like 10-11yrs old not knowing about guides lol

Kingdom Hearts 2
beating sephiroth below lvl 40 on proud mode rofl no additional skills like gliding or even a decent mp recovery

Cod4
playing 1v1 with my friend on the second biggest map in cod and i was like stop camping and i went .."Random grenade in the hole" and threw it across the stage and funny enough it exploded next to him.

L4D: Most anything with Me, Lyle, and Masu = insta-rape. However, my favorite was when we got my gang of friends together and did system link. Me n Masu were on a team( I forgot who else was lol) VS Tsukune and Deathreapr( and others). We DECIMATED them on Dead Air because I kept getting the boomer and used the most pro tactic ever. I would stay on the rooftops and hide around corners and barf on people( I usually didn't get all of them), but instead of suicide booming OR waiting, I would run all the way back until I could ghost slash( run behind or forward far enough for you to get the "Press X to spawn closer to survivors" message), which would instantly charge my vomit again, AND allow me to spawn in a new area. I'd often be on one roof, vomit, run away, spawn on a roof AHEAD of them, and vomit on them while they're watching for a boomer from behind. It was GLORIOUS. I felt bad for Tsukune though. He seemed pretty upset

Melty Blood: Most any Tohno Nanaya fight between me n Masu. Best fight ever was still the Nanaya V Nanaya me n Masu had at school that was so epic we attracted a crowd of NON GAMERS to watch us. It was so close we literally spent about 8 minutes on that fight alone. 3 rounds to win, and EVERY ROUND we would wind up almost running out of time with only a sliver of hp, jumping/teleporting around and slashing trying to get the final hit. Who won in that fight didn't matter(me).

I was fighting Hakumen when a baseball flew out of nowhere and knocked him out, winning me the match.

Spoiler:

I FUCKING HATE THE BASEBALL.