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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by usogami on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:52 pm

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: va
Stranger: VA?
You: yea
You: r u a man or a girl
Stranger: girl, u?
You: I are man
Stranger: sorry, but by va you mean virginia, right?
You: yea
Stranger: oh, Ok.
so, how old r u?
You: 24
You: yu?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: So, how r u?
You: Good
You: and ready to go
Stranger: to go?
You: TO FUCK
Stranger: hahaha, horny boy :P
You: you know it
You: with a huge throbbing cock
Stranger: how huge is it?
You: 12 inches long 6 inches wide
Stranger: wow :P
You: my dad was part gorilla and i'm black
Stranger: black-american? That's good.
Stranger: So, have you msn?
Stranger: Oh, I must warn you, I have no webcam :'(
You: I'LL JUST VISUALIZE.
You: THE MIND IS A WONDERFUL THING
Stranger: ok =)
Stranger: With that huge cock, I'm Ok with it :X
You: Your a naughty girl
Stranger: and, you're a naughty boy.
You: Soooo.....bondage?
Stranger: okay
You: nice
You: You be the sub.
Stranger: the sub?
You: Submissive partner
Stranger: oh, okay, sure.
You: I'M THE WIENER AND YOUR THE BUN. LET'S GET TOGETHER AND HAVE SOME FUN
Stranger: let's have some fun, babe =P
You: yOU REALIZE YOU
You: ARE TALKING TO 7 DIFFERENT MAN AND 1 WOMEN?
Stranger: o.o?
You: gangbang
Stranger: really?
Stranger: how are the other 6 man like?
Stranger: men*
You: WE ALL HAVE 6 GIANT THROBBING PENISES
Stranger: all black?
You: AND THE GIRL HAS ONE TOO
You: YOU KNOW IT
Stranger: umm, I can handle the 7 men and that girl.
You: IT'S GONNA BE A TIGHT FIT BUT IT'S COOL
You: WE DON'T MIND SHARING
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by usogami on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:54 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how r u?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u
You: r u boy or girl?
Stranger: m
You: ok
You: u like bondage?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: are u a kinky female
You: yea
You: wit big boobs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: msn
Stranger: ?
You: Moving a bit fast aren't we sparky
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where u frmo
You: hungary
Stranger: nice
Stranger: im from uk
Stranger: ever been?
You: To much fish n chips
Stranger: haha to many ppl say that
Stranger: ;-)
You: Would you tie me up?
Stranger: slow down speedy!
Stranger: ;-)
You: But I have the rope here
Stranger: o nice!
Stranger: i like
You: So you a silk, lacey, or all natural man?
Stranger: lacey
You: rly?
You: wat a coincedence
You: im wearing a very frilly bra right now
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i like
You: Would you gag me too?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: ud fucking love it
You: What would you use?
Stranger: whats ur fav
You: a nice, big, throbbing cock
Stranger: think i got one of those somewhere
Stranger: msn?
You: facebook
Stranger: not got 1
Stranger: only use msn really
You: got no webcam
Stranger: whats ur addy
Stranger: how old?
You: 20
You: u?
Stranger: 22
You: Like it rough?
Stranger: very
You: u like anal
Stranger: yup
You: On the shelf in the school library?
Stranger: lib
Stranger: whats ur addy bb
You: www.123urgointoofastbuddy321.com
Stranger: haha
Stranger: jeez!
Stranger: i gotta prepare dinner soon!
Stranger: so if i add
Stranger: we can hook up later ;-)
You: you've just been PUNK'D BITCH!
Stranger: wouldnt call that punked
You: You have actually been talking to three guys and one girl who are very bored at school
Stranger: u lot must be horny little shits!
You: That age you know
Stranger: i feel sorry for the girl!
You: She loves it.
Stranger: i bet#
Stranger: dirty ho
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:59 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: helloooooooo
Stranger: helllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: now that we have the greetings out of the way
Stranger: what's up?
You: not much
You: killing time in school.
Stranger: anytime now you can get in trouble with the teacher huh?
Stranger: a rebel
Stranger: nice
You: lol.
You: i wont
You: im in college
You: just killing time in the cafeteria
Stranger: lol
Stranger: got it
Stranger: guess you won't be asking me to cyber then huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you don't want to get kicked out of the caf. resist the urge
Stranger: i'm in the library
You: of course not.
Stranger: so don't send me nudes
Stranger: lol
You: the cyber ppls are annoying :/
You: because they're so abundant here
Stranger: lol.. just about to say that
You: i mean from time to time its "lol how funny"
You: but seriously
You: 6/10 of my convos start with "ASL"
Stranger: or "Cyber. Webcam?"
You: yeagh
You: "Webcam sex"
You: or "Got a MSN?"

Stranger: "horny 16 yo m"
You: yes
You: I just got a guy going like
You: "Indonesian male 29 yr"
Stranger: yes.. cause it's been my dream to cyber with a stranger who barely speaks english
Stranger: ugh
You: totally
You: its my dream to cyber in general
Stranger: the asl thing is a big clue to me that it's a 13-15 yo or someone from another country
You: because, its REALLY hard to cyber online
You: its VERY difficult to do
Stranger: oh yes... mutually getting off online... wow.. big fantasy
You: its only 5x harder than getting in a real relationship
You: totally.
Stranger: lol.. well statistically
Stranger: if they just copy and paste the "Wanna cyber" line
Stranger: again and again
Stranger: they'll eventually hit someone
You: yeah I guess
You: sadly, from the ppl here it will only take a maximum of like 5 tries
Stranger: lol.. true
Stranger: but the people here too.. it's probably much harder for them to get it in real life
You: yeah.
You: well, what can ya do?
Stranger: lol.. DISCONNECT
You: besides keep on hoping you'll find a normal person
Stranger: i've occassionally found some normal nice people
You: cool
Stranger: i feel bad for the 13 yo korean girls who just come to talk
You: I found two people like that yesterday
Stranger: to practice english
Stranger: i chat for a few minutes so they can practice
Stranger: then warn them this isn't the best site to be on
You: ah
You: sucks.
Stranger: they said their teachers gave them the address
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have the teachers checked this site out?!!
You: WHAT
You: thats crazy.
Stranger: i know!
You: they're horrible
You: or they want to corrupt their minds early lol.
Stranger: can't imagine one of those little girls getting hit on by a perv
Stranger: ew
You: ugh
You: that seriously sucks.
Stranger: yup
You: so, whats up with ou?
Stranger: killing time too
Stranger: till class starts
Stranger: sitting in library
You: ah
You: so we're doin the same thing
Stranger: you're in the caf.. i should do that
You: just im in the caf and ur in the lib
You: Lol.
Stranger: my stomach is growling
Stranger: lol
You: oh god
Stranger: lol
You: i just got back from lunch with friends
You: we went to a freakin buffet
Stranger: lol
You: im gonna burst
Stranger: i grabbed an apple.. thought that would be enough
Stranger: guess not
Stranger: buffet.. in the school caf?
You: nah
You: we left the campus for a few hours
You: if our school had a buffet
You: this would be a dream school
Stranger: lol
Stranger: our dorms here have a buffet
Stranger: lol.. most don't go back for more
You: sweeeeeeeeet
You: lol
Stranger: except for the lucky charms
Stranger: but you have to trek back down to the dorms to eat
Stranger: then back out
You: aah
Stranger: so i just grab a sack lunch and take it with me
Stranger: breakfast and dinner there
You: sounds like a good idea
Stranger: you're in the usa right.. you know what lucky charms is
You: I use to just take like, a granola bar
You: yea
Stranger: lol.. ok
You: but since i leave at 7am, by noon or 1 im starving
Stranger: ah
Stranger: freshman here.. so still dependent on school for food
Stranger: i try not to buy outside, since i already paid for the dorm food
You: ah
You: makes sense
You: im sophmore, but im still at home
You: i go to a local campus
Stranger: got it
Stranger: i went out of state
You: lucky
You: I wish I could afford that D:
Stranger: lol.. scholarship!!!
Stranger: only way i could do it
Stranger: i just have to pay for dorm and food
You: UGRGH
You: theres no way i'd get a scholoarship
You: my grades sucked since middle school
Stranger: books, tuition, lab fees, taken care of
Stranger: middle school!!!!
Stranger: they didn't look at my middle school records
Stranger: at least.. i don't think so
You: LUCKY
Stranger: on the app when it asked about school scholarships, i just checked everything
Stranger: sports, leadership, academics
Stranger: figured it didn't hurt to try
Stranger: lol.. got a leadership scholarship
You: nice.
Stranger: who knew being a class senator would actually help1
Stranger: i was just the rep cause no one else would do it and my homeroom teacher picked me!
Stranger: lol
You: gee
You: you're so lucky Smile
Stranger: it's only two years
Stranger: so, i'm saving and working still
Stranger: that way it won't be so bad when it's up
Stranger: and i'm maxing out my credits
Stranger: since it's paid for
Stranger: what about you?
Stranger: state or community college?
You: community
Stranger: that's cool.. that's where i would have gone to if i didn't get this
Stranger: my parents make just a little too much for me to qualify for aid
You: ah
You: same here
Stranger: sucks huh
You: I really NEED the aid but my dad is like "WHEEE I MAKE A FUCKTON OF MONIES"
Stranger: can't afford school, but make too much to get help
You: but he GIVES IT AWAY to grubby relatives
You: yeah.
You: it sucks.
Stranger: lol... my dad stays away from the money grubbing fam members
Stranger: he got sick of them about 10 years ago
You: geez
You: my mom cant stand them
Stranger: sad when my dad is the only high school grad of 4 kids
You: but my dad is like "THEY'RE FAMILY I MUST HEEEEEEEELP!"
Stranger: that's my mom
You: ah
Stranger: from her side of the family a cousin actually wrote us and asked to stop sending money
Stranger: said her dad had quit working cause they were getting so much money from his rich american sister
You: ahh
Stranger: lol.. don't you love family
You: you hate em
You: but you gotta love em at the same time
You: its nuts XD
Stranger: i only have to love my immediate family
Stranger: lol
You: yes
You: exactly
Stranger: the cousins, aunts, uncle, etc.. are all strangers
Stranger: don't know if i'd recognize one if i bumped into them on the street
You: i wouldnt from my dad's side
You: because they have so much bullshit drama
Stranger: sad.. but for the best
Stranger: right?
You: theres like "HEERS YOUR HALF QUATER 1/3's COUSIN OF YOUR GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN!"

Stranger: lol
You: and im like "Thtat...........makes.........no.........sense."
Stranger: you're not philipino are you?!!!
You: nope
Stranger: lol
You: I AM MR BLACK.
Stranger: cause that's how it is on my mom's side
You: hahah
Stranger: this is your 2nd cousins, aunts, uncles, brother
Stranger: just call him Uncle Ed
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
You: in my book
You: if you arent Mother,Father,Brother,Sister,Grandparent,Uncle,Aunt or DIRECT cousin (child of mom or dad's siblings) then you arent a relative
Stranger: bingo
Stranger: and even some of those i don't want to claim!
You: YEAH
You: some aunts i wish they weren't related to me
Stranger: i have one norm cousing, and we laugh at all the crap his dad and our other family members do
Stranger: oops.. cousin
You: hmm......im fine with my cousins
You: my ACTUAL cousins
You: since on my dad's side, they have all this "THIS RANDOM LEECH IS YOUR COUSIN!"
Stranger: not.. 3rd cousin twice removed?
You: and all it is is like, some kid from church
Stranger: lol
You: i have two cousins as far as im convinced
You: and i like them
Stranger: I refuse to marry a phillipino.. they are probably my cousin
You: My entire mom's side of the family is awesome
You: I love them all
You: OH LOL
Stranger: only met my mom's sister and her son... can do without
Stranger: don't get along with the white trash on my dad's side of the fam
You: ah
Stranger: didn't like he "married a chink"
You: oh geez.
Stranger: they're ones to talk... 3 or 4 marriages, 5 kids, different dads
You: closed minded idiots
You: i cannot stand them.
Stranger: i don't get it either
You: like my dad's side of the family
Stranger: yet, they think they are better
You: they all go like "Durrrr Eric is stupid he lieks japanese shit what a freak"
You: and im like "Says all the black people who want to be as white as possible? Yet try to hate on white people?? yeah. real logical."
Stranger: yeah.. well, i only got good grades cause i'm not white
Stranger: according to my dad's mom
You: *sigh*
You: lemme guess
You: "Lol asians get good grades!"
Stranger: lol.. that and they give the good grades to the minorites
You: I WISH
Stranger: my poor white cousins didn't stand a chance
You: IF THAT WERE THE CASE I'D BE AT SOME SUPER COLLEGE
You: IM BLACK D:
Stranger: lol
You: IM A MINORITY
Stranger: straight A's right!!
You: WHERES MY GOOD GRADES!
You: DAMN IT
Stranger: lol.. you're in the wrong school i guess
Stranger: me too
Stranger: well, my cousins didn't get good grades cause they were given to all the minorities
You: hahahhaha
You: that sounds so funny
You: im gonna say that now
Stranger: apparently there's a limit to how many a's and b's they give out each year
You: "Eric why arent your grades better?"
Stranger: lol
You: "BECAUSE IM WHITE AND THEY GIVE ALL THE MINORITIES GOOD GRADES!"

Stranger: LOL
You: "Eric, you're BLACK"
Stranger: no black enough!
Stranger: not
You: "SHUT UP! YOU CANT FORCE ME TO BE WHAT I DONT WANNA BE!"
Stranger: lol
You: except for the fact that im cool being black Smile
Stranger: lol
You: though I dont like the steryotypical black people running around nowdays =___=
You: i swear, they give us a bad name
You: what the fuck BET, WHY DO YOU EXIST?

Stranger: lol.. rap, baggies, hoes
Stranger: 20 kids
Stranger: from 20 women
Stranger: that stereotype?
You: god
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you mean that's not you!!!
You: my favorite line i get from ppl
You: "Are you blackanese?"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: people ask me "So what are you?"
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: it get that about 1 or 2 times a week since school started
Stranger: no.. my cousins are losers who do meth, waste their life breaking into churches and cars in church parking lots, get knocked up at 14, and drop out of school
Stranger: but ya know.. if those stupid minorities didn't steal their B's they would have stood a chance
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: HAHHA
You: true that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok.. i give up
Stranger: i'm hungry
You: awwww
Stranger: going to the caf to get food before my class
You: i waws having fun chatting
You: ur pretty cool
Stranger: lol.. thanks!
Stranger: it was fun
You: yep.
Stranger: but i have an anotomy lab
Stranger: my stomach doesn't do well empty
You: make sure to steal those A's!
Stranger: definitly
Stranger: need to knock those whites down a notch!!
You: YEAH
Stranger: lol
You: STICK IT TO THE WHITE MAN
You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Stranger: lol
You: lol.
You: by any off chance, you play any game systems?
Stranger: lol.. actually i play the wii
You: ah
Stranger: not cool enough for ps or x box
Stranger: lol
You: grah I dont have my wii friend code mesmerized XD
You: i was gonna be like "WE WILL TRADE GAMERTAGS/FRIEND CODES"
Stranger: i have YET to figure out how to add people to my wii
You: and destroy the internet together
You: hahaha
You: uhhh
Stranger: i bring my remote to peoples homes
Stranger: but can't play remote
You: now that you mention it..........
You: I dont remmeber either lol.
You: i'll have to ask my friend on the forum I go to XD
Stranger: forum.. good idea
You: though he'll insult me and say im retarded D:
Stranger: the manual was no help
You: hm?
You: hahah.
Stranger: the wii manuel.. didn't help me fig it out
You: actually theres quite a few ppl who have wiis on a forum i go to
You: i can link you there and you can ask later if you want to
Stranger: sure
You: *i actually found omegle through the forum*
You: one of my friends made a topic like "talk with random people!"
Stranger: lol.. found omegle through an msn article about time wasters
You: and iw as like "I WILL TRY!"
You: we've all been posting our funny convos in the topic
You: hold on i'll grab a link
Stranger: sure
Stranger: http://tech.msn.com/products/articlepcw.aspx?cp-documentid=20923913
Stranger: this is the link i got from msn
You: http://taleschronicles.forumotion.net/forum.htm
You: thats the forum i frequent
You: you can ask there and ppl will respond fast
You: XD
Stranger: THANKS!!!
You: np
You: maybe we can chat on the forum too sometime XD
Stranger: Tales chronicles
You: im on there very often
Stranger: cool
You: yeah
Stranger: name there?
You: thanks lol
You: ppl calls me "Masu"
Stranger: got it
Stranger: I'll have to register
Stranger: don't know what it will be there
You: lol
Stranger: whatever is available
You: np
You: hahah!
You: okay
Stranger: i give up
You: well i'll let you go get your food XD
You: i'll see youa round hopefully
Stranger: sometimes i look down and see what's on a page and use that word as my name
Stranger: food
Stranger: taco salad
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: nice chatting!!!
Stranger: see ya
You: see ya!
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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:02 pm

It might be a good idea to put these in spoilers so you won't have to scroll down a mile to find new ones

Also because it can be hard to find the beginnings of these by just scrolling

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Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:10 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PENIS TIME
You: LETS DO IT
You: DONT BE SHY
Stranger: kkk...m/f???
You: KK!?
You: KKK?
You: FUCKING RACIST
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: fuck u bastard
You: MY ANCESTORS WERE LYNCHED BY THE KKK
You: THE FUCK MAN!?
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Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:11 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:12 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: alright
Stranger: hi
You: im getting desperate
You: my dick is hard
You: and im lonely
You: please.
You: dont leave me
You: PLEASE
You: I BEG YOU!
Stranger: okay i wont
You: ;__;
You: really?
You: I love you
You: regardless of your gender
You: you have touched my soul
You: now
You: let me touch you......
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Post by Rise: The Game on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:03 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OI
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
Stranger: helllllllllllloooooooooooooooo
You: ON THE TOP OR BOTOM?
You: YOU WANNA RIDE ME?

You: IM GIVING YOU THE CHOICE THIS TIME
You: I FEEL AS IF IM TOO PUSHY
Stranger: NO I WANNA RIDE MY HORSE
You: IMMA TAKE THINGS SLOW
You: I'LL BE YOUR HORSE
You: CMON RIDE ME BABY
Stranger: LEAVE ME ALONE
Stranger: HORSES
Stranger: ARENT HUMANS
Stranger: AND DONT HAVE THUMBS
Stranger: THUS THEY CANT WRITE, AND OR TYPE
Stranger: SOOOOO YOU
You: IM A SPECIAL HORSE
Stranger: ARE NOT
Stranger: A HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*\
You: WHAT
You: WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME
You: IM A SUPER HORSE FROM 42 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
Stranger: YOUR NOT A HORSE
You: WE HAVE THUMBS
You: WALK ON TWO LEGS
You: AND HAVE ROCKET PENISES
Stranger: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: OK I LIED ABOUT THE ROCKET PENIS
Stranger: OMG
You: BUT STILL!
You: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
Stranger: U R A VERY DISTUBED PERSON
You: IM DELIVERING A MESSAGE
You: THE WORLD
Stranger: I DONT
You: ITS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION
Stranger: CAUSE U LIE Surprised
You: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
You: WHO CAN CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF THE FUTURE
Stranger: SUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRE
You: YOU ARE
You: TEH CHOSESN
You: NOT "THE CHOSEN"
You: "TEH CHOSESN"

You: And ur awesome
Stranger: UMMM AND MY DUTY IS TO SAVE ALL real HORSES
Stranger: ???
You: FROM THE EVIL WALRUSES WITH MAN BOOBS
You: THEY ARE TAKING OVER
You: WE CANT DISTINGUISH FEMALE OR MALE WALRUSES
You: UNTILL ITS TOO LATE
Stranger: WALRUSUS R MEAN
Stranger: AND R EXTINC
You: AND THE MALE MAN BOOB WALRUSES BRANDISH THEIR PENISES ON US
You: THEN ITS TOO LATE
You: WE BLACK OUT
You: AND WAKE UP IN TEARS AND STICKY
You: ITS TERRIBLE
You: ONLY YOU
You: CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES
You: BY USING A CONDOM
Stranger: IM LEAVING YOU IN FOREST FIRE
Stranger: >Smile\
You: BUT
You: THE FUTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
Stranger: TO BURN TILL UR NOTHING BUT ASHES
You: AIQWURAHFD
You: BUT
Stranger: THEN ILL BURN THOSE ASHES
You: WHUT
You: SON OF A BITCh
Stranger: SCREW THE FUTURE
You: THIS IS WHY I HATE BEING THE MESSAGE GUY
Stranger: ILL BE DEAD BY THEN
You: WHAT
You: BUT
You: HOW THE FUCK OLD ARE YOU!?
Stranger: 100
You: ITS ONLY 42 YEARS
You: JESUS
You: DUDE
You: YOU JUST DONT KNOW
You: 2 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
You: THEY MAKE A DEVICE THAT RESETS YOUR AGE
Stranger: THE FUTURE IS CRAP
You: YOU WILL FIGHT THE MANBOOB WALRUS WAR AT THE FRESH AGE OF 17
Stranger: NOP
You: WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Stranger: ILL BE IN HEVAN
You: THE FUTURE
You: IS EVERYTHING
You: NO
You: UR GOIN TO HELL
Stranger: HEVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CUZ UR NOT SAVING THE FUTURE Mad
Stranger: IVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE
You: I AM A VERY UPSET SUPER FUTURISTIC ROCKET PENISED HORSE
You: UR KILLING THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Stranger: AND THE EARTH WAS DOOMED ANY WAY
You: BY NOT FIGHTING THE MANBOOB WAR
You: NO
You: IT WAS
You: PAST TENSE
You: TILL I DECIDED TO RISK MY LIFE
You: TO TRAVEL 42 YEARS TO THE PAST
You: TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: YOU CAN SAVE THE EARTH DAMMIT
Stranger: DUDE
You: DUDE
You: ILL FUCKING PAY YOU
Stranger: THIS IS A RANDOM STRANGER SITE
You: 71 BUCKS
You: AND A FOOT LONG SUB FROM QUIZNOS
You: NO
You: ITS NOT A RANDOM STRANGER SITE
You: ITS DISGUIZED AS ONE
You: BUT
Stranger: QUIZNOS WHEN OUT OF BIZNESS
You: ITS THE SITE
Stranger: AND YES IT IS
You: OF DESTINY
You: YOU CAME HERE TO FUFILL YOUR ROLE IN LIFE
Stranger: DESTINY MY ASS
You: TO
You: SAVWE
You: THE
You: FUCKING
You: WORLD
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: SAWVE?
Stranger: AND HE HAD TO DIE
Stranger: THAT WAS DESTINY
You: JESUS CHRIST DIED
You: SO YOU WOULD SURVIVE
You: TO SAVE THE WORLD 42 YEARS IN THE FUTURE
You: GEEZ.
Stranger: EXATLY
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IF THE WORLD DIES BY FRIRE
Stranger: *FIRE
Stranger: GOD SAID IT WOULD HAPPEN
Stranger: THUS IT SHALL
Stranger: THE WORLD SHALL BECOME HELL ON EARHT
Stranger: :0
Stranger: SO SUCK IT UP
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by The Monkey King on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 19 male.
You: hi i don't care
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:18 pm

Long, deep convo. Contains anti-religion.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello
You: Love - What are your thoughts on it?
Stranger: its nice when u actually think u have found it
You: is it?
Stranger: but it hurts like a bitch when its not there
You: yeaah...
Stranger: yep
You: What about when you feel it
You: but the one you love doesn't
Stranger: its very depressing
Stranger: but life goes on
You: Indeed it is
You: Question
You: Has that happened to you
You: and what helps you move on?
Stranger: once
Stranger: but its all fine now
Stranger: time
You: I see
You: So, how's life going for you?
You: Good, bad, somewhere inbetween?
Stranger: good
Stranger: what about u/
You: In between
You: trying to figure out what to do
Stranger: with
You: I'm seeing little point in my existence
You: and it's kinda bugging me
Stranger: thats sad
Stranger: but then again
You: it is
Stranger: why do we exist
Stranger: only to die
You: No reason
You: exactly
Stranger: for thats the reason we try to live
Stranger: in hope of a better world
Stranger: after death
You: The only reason I'm still here
Stranger: even though it may not happen
You: is because I can't hurt those around me
You: My life is not my own
Stranger: thats sad
Stranger: then whos is it
You: it belongs to those closest to me
Stranger: really
Stranger: then u have no right to take ur lif
Stranger: its not in ur hands
You: If I were to die, I would probably screw them over
Stranger: its in theirs
Stranger: would u
Stranger: or would u hope to
Stranger: cause i hardly believe that
You: Really?
Stranger: of course
You: Why wouldn't it mess them up
You: I know my two best buds would take it hard, we're pretty much all we got
Stranger: time has a way of erasing such markings made in the sad
Stranger: a humans death is only ingraved in stone with the belief that hell be remebered forever but the wind
Stranger: erases that memory as it blows away specks of the stoen
You: Hmmm
You: interesting view
You: I do think I would be messing up my baby sister's life though
Stranger: hows that shes a baby
Stranger: time will go by
You: I would affect my parents
Stranger: and shell be the one they pay more attention to
You: and that would affect her childhood
Stranger: somewhat but shell grow up through it so shell be used to it
You: And what of you?
You: I could seriously harm you Sad
Stranger: could u
Stranger: i dont know u
You: That would sadden me greatly
Stranger: what would
Stranger: dieing
You: But we share a common connection as strangers
Stranger: what is that
You: Being strangers
You: being able to openly speak with each other
You: That's not something you can share with most people
Stranger: thats not much if anything i can just tell u to kill urself because i wont care
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: people become more confident when they are not face to face
Stranger: otherwise why would u be telling me this
Stranger: i could easily just report this
Stranger: but im not going to
Stranger: its pointless
You: indeed
You: I'm not going to kill myself though
Stranger: i know
You: Also, aside from being more confident not face-to-face
You: there are still barriers many people do not cross when talking with friends
Stranger: not true
You: for instance, i wouldn't chat with a friend about this for the most part
Stranger: of course u would
Stranger: ud just be vague about it
You: simply because i don't want to cause them undue stress
You: hmm
You: Can't really be vague about this subject
You: my friends are rather sharp
You: they'd catch on fairly quickly
Stranger: thats what u think
Stranger: everyone has asumptions
Stranger: but everyone is still equally naive and stupid
You: Nay
You: Not all are naive, nor are they all stupid
Stranger: thats what u think
Stranger: compared to someone else
Stranger: they are
You: saying such only proves your close-minded
Stranger: everyone is
Stranger: and saying that u wanna kill urself doesnt
You: How is killing myself close-minded?
Stranger: u think that u are not deserving of this world
Stranger: u just wanna end ur pain
You: what I do and don't deserve has nothing to do with it
Stranger: with no consideration to others feelings
Stranger: it always does
You: My consideration of others is what keeps me breathing
Stranger: then there is not point to holding such thoughts
You: ah, but i hold them not because i want to
You: they just come into my head
Stranger: ur subconscience is making u do so so techniquely it is u
Stranger: u cant escape it
You: Just because I think of something does not mean I want it
You: that's flawed thinking
You: ~also
You: to go back a bit
Stranger: the mind is flawed
Stranger: otherwise we wouldnt make mistakes
You: True that
You: what's to say there is no point in holding those thoughts?
You: if there's no point to those thoughts, what makes other thoughts worthwhile?
Stranger: i never said there wasn't a point to thoughts
Stranger: i just said theyre flawed
Stranger: thoughts constitute what u are
Stranger: and how u act
Stranger: and so u are flawed
Stranger: this is why humans and everything is flawed
You: What makes them flawed though?
You: You *think* they are flawed
You: Flaws are opinions
Stranger: i know they are flawed
You: and all opinions are subjective
Stranger: and opinions are thoughts
You: How can you know an opinion?
Stranger: and thats a flaw
Stranger: how do u
Stranger: if u question it u cant argue with it
You: Touche
You: So flaws...
You: are flawed
Stranger: exactly everything is
You: It's just a giant clusterfuck
Stranger: isnt the universe
Stranger: /metauniverse
You: everything goes to everything else
Stranger: it works as a circle just like life is supposed too
You: kind of makes me wonder why people go into religion
You: it's all so contradictory
Stranger: i know
Stranger: thats why im not that into it
You: but I guess they sacrifice logic for inner peace
Stranger: exactly
You: to be truthful, I kind of envy them
Stranger: and why is that
Stranger: inner peace is just an escape from the true world
Stranger: a flawed world
You: It is
You: but what good does the real world bring me?
You: certainly not the inner peace the fools who have lied to themselves have
Stranger: what does dieing bring u if u dont know what its like
Stranger: and even then it would be flawed
You: dying is an unknown
You: frankly, it's the only thing that's certain
You: It's a certain unknown
You: if it lives, It WILL die
You: but what happens after death?
You: Nobody knows
Stranger: i guess so
You: Death brings change
Stranger: not exactly
You: oh really?
Stranger: yes
You: What would you say death brings?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: death brings a resolve to the unknown which nobody knows until it happens
Stranger: and when it happens
Stranger: who knows
You: ah
You: but the unknown is a change
Stranger: its a change to nothing which brings u around to ur original position so no
Stranger: its actually not a change persay
You: how do you know it's knothing
You: *nothing
Stranger: how do u know its something
You: Neither of us know
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: full circle
You: so neither is right
You: but neither is wrong
Stranger: exactly and there in lies the flaw we talked about
Stranger: flaws
Stranger: lol
You: jeez
You: still makes me wonder why we try
Stranger: we try in hope of something better
Stranger: even if its not religious hope
Stranger: its hope
Stranger: yep
You: what is it that you hope for
You: I'm sure everyone has their own hope
Stranger: i hope for nothing but time to take its toll
Stranger: if there is such a thing
Stranger: cause time is only our invention which in my case is flawed for it is a thought of our own
You: So you hope for the end, but you'll take your time?
Stranger: and u can argue that it was based off of the earth but what is the earth but a big flawed construction of particles
Stranger: particles also flawed
Stranger: for we thought of them
Stranger: lol
Stranger: circle
You: everything is a circle
You: or maybe
Stranger: i hope for something to this never ending nothing
You: it's a square
You: we know not
You: Maybe it's not even a shape
You: maybe it's just one
You: thing
You: that trails on forever
Stranger: true
You: But I think
You: that my hope for this
You: existence i guess
You: issssss
You: To find a love who loves me as I love them
You: and just live peacefully with them
You: Nothing special
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: then dont kill ursel
Stranger: urself
Stranger: lol
You: I won't
You: lol
You: I thought I established this
Stranger: i know
Stranger: well then this was cool
Stranger: i like this
You: I do too
You: hmm
Stranger: yes
You: so do you talk of this often?
You: or not talk, think
Stranger: nope iv just contimplated this
Stranger: with myself
Stranger: death has been an interesting topic for me since the third grade
Stranger: that may sound weird but yea
You: hah
You: Third grade is pretty young
You: i think i started around...
You: hmmm
You: 7th-ish
You: but I skipped a grade
Stranger: well i didnt think in terms of this
You: ah
Stranger: i just wondered what it feeled like to die
You: never crossed my mind
You: I only thought about it after reading The Chocolate War
You: and realizing
You: the girl i used to love
You: was far away
Stranger: awww
You: and the girl I loved at that moment
You: I lost my chance to see her ever again
Stranger: well then maybe i should read this book
Stranger: awww
Stranger: thats so sad
You: Chocolate war was pretty depressing
You: Not much about love, from what I can remember
Stranger: i love depressing books
Stranger: as long as they're written well
You: strangely addicting, ain't it?
Stranger: ttly
Stranger: its extremely weird
Stranger: but yea
You: oh
You: before you go
You: www.taleschronicles.forumotion.net
You: It's my friends forum
You: check it
You: I go there
You: Nice talking
You: peace
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Stranger: wait what is this
You: It's a forum
Stranger: of
Stranger: i see a lot of anime and manga
You: has that and games
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nice
You: but it's really just a collection of friends
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: okay then thanx goodbye
You: bye
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:32 am

Contains love.
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greetings
You: hello stranger
You: interested in a discussion on life?
Stranger: sure
if its not funny meaning
Stranger: go ahead
You: Alright
You: I'd liek to start with a question
You: what is your goal in lifde
You: *life
Stranger: hm, good question, and seems like no one really can answer it directly
You: oh, i can lol
You: i know exactly what I want
Stranger: for me, it is to become old with my girlfriend and live the life the way i want and not how the politics want or some friends want, meens i want to stay as im doin (sry for english, i am a german)
Stranger: say it
You: ok
You: Ours are surprisingly similar
Stranger: really?
You: Except I do not have a girlfriend at the moment
You: I just want to be with someone
You: Someone I love
Stranger: yea
You: who loves me as much as I love them
You: Just living comfortably
You: nothing fancy
You: Food, bills, occasional movies and eating out
You: THAT is my goal
Stranger: in my opinion everyones goal is dead, but the way they smile or even dont smile to death is the way they life
Stranger: live im sorry
You: no problem
Stranger: but our goals really are similar
Stranger: can i ask u somethin?
You: sure
Stranger: how can i explain..
You: don't be shy!
Stranger: are u looking for love or a girlfriend?
Stranger: or boyfriend?
You: Love
You: In all honesty
You: I could care less if it was a guy or goal
Stranger: so u r really looking? means u are doing something too meet love or fell love?
Stranger: feel love
You: *girl
You: Umm
You: I'm not LOOKING for it
Stranger: wait
Stranger: but ur seeking?
You: I don't have the means to look for it
You: I am hoping to stumble upon it in my life
Stranger: yeah
You: love isn't really something you can look for
Stranger: thats what i not did
thats exactly what i wanted to tell
You: least it doesn't seem like it
Stranger: i was not looking or seeking for love but then i found the love of my life cause i was surprised how good humans ca be u know what i mean? i was a little dumbass but then i saw her and it fells like reborning
Stranger: you could explain it as a direction my life goes to
You: I think I understand
Stranger: sry for my bad english i am realyy doin my best
You: Don't worry
You: You're doing fine
Stranger: thanks alot
You: it's a little hard to understand, but I get what you're rying to say
You: *trying
You: I'm in a similar situation as you were
Stranger: you are or were?
You: Are
Stranger: k
Stranger: go ahead sry
You: I've found a person I LOVE
You: I think about her all the time
You: only, the problem is she doesn't really have the same feelings
Stranger: are u still in school or somethin? means u see her everyday?
Stranger: like in the same class
You: luckily, no
You: I'm in college now
You: She's in high school still
You: If I saw her everyday it'd be painful
Stranger: yeah
wait a sec pls my brother..
You: no problem
Stranger: so back at keyboard
Stranger: thats a hard problem
You: indeed
You: But it's ok
Stranger: i faced it years ago
You: I've just recently started accepting it
Stranger: what means accepting in your case?
You: Though I can't change her feelings
You: *that
You: I still have some hope somewhere in there
You: Who knows, maybe she'll love me too, eventually
Stranger: yeah u have that hope because you love her
You: right now, I think I can wait.
Stranger: in my case it became more a dream than hope
You: ah
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: i dont really know what
Stranger: to say
You: It's ok
Stranger: that is the person you told about living comfortable and love her?
You: yes
You: right now.
You: But who knows
You: Maybe I'll move on eventually.
You: Part of me kind of hopes I do
Stranger: did u ask her about her feelings?
Stranger: or did u tell her your feelings?
You: both
You: I told her a long time ago though
You: and found out recently how she feels about me
You: but it's been around two years since I told her my feelings and asked her out
Stranger: seems like waiting is the best choice now
You: yup
You: It's going to be a looooooooong time
You: haha
Stranger: she may told you she does not love you, but she could love you and not be ready for you and maybe she is sad that she cannot reflect your strong feelings to her
You: maybe
You: but I'm fairly sure I'm just a friend
Stranger: you think you dont have a chance?
You: Oh I know I don't
You: but underdogs occasionally get lucky
Stranger: yeah but you can decide: you can wait and maybe fel alot of pain because you will wait quite a long time or you forget her , but thats easy to say and i know you cant forgive her, but living without her and with other friends may cheer you up
You: See
Stranger: sry id didnt mean forgive i mean forget
You: I know, don't worry wink
Stranger: okay Smile
You: You already know lol
You: I can't just forget
You: I don't see her often though
Stranger: hm i cant help you out im sorry, but it seems like, which way u choose u will be hurt
You: Do not feel sorry, friend.
You: It is nice to simply talk about it
Stranger: yeah
You: you may not know it, but you've helped me a great deal with this
Stranger: really? im glad i could help you
You: Smile
Stranger: was nice to have a conversation with a real content
You: Indeed
Stranger: not like chattin to burn time
You: yeah
Stranger: so what are you goin to do?
You: well, if you still have time, would you mind talking about you and your current girlfriend?
You: I'm interested in hearing how things are with you
Stranger: hm they are good, but good is a silly word, they are happy and full of passion
Stranger: what are you exactly interested in to hear?
You: haha
You: How did you guys meet?
Stranger: a friend of mine called me to go swimming and a friend of her would accompany her
and the girl who was accompanying us was my current girlfriend
You: ah
Stranger: and then, we meeted each other than near everyday and then, after even a month we came together
Stranger: but after 3 months we broke up
You: D:!!
You: What happened?
Stranger: we were not that much in love anymore
You: I see
You: but you got back together again, yes?
Stranger: but after another 3 months, we started to meet again ( we had no contact in that 3 months at all)
You: ooooh
Stranger: and it feels like a new swing and we were more interested in each other because of the three months we didn meet
Stranger: and then, an evening at a playground, we just kissed each other and noticed, how much we love each other
Stranger: and till now it are 7 months
You: Thats great Very Happy
Stranger: yea, she really is the woman for my life
Stranger: all questions answered? :P
You: Haha, noooot quite yet lol
You: I'm still curious
Stranger: spit it out
You: What do you like about her?
Stranger: i will answer everything
You: haha ok
Stranger: hm what i like..
You: this stuff interests me a lot XD
Stranger: there are lots of small things that stick together in a big thing..
You: that's ok
You: Its like that for me too XD
Stranger: mainly its the way she is thinking, that sounds confusing but she really thinks great, so the words are missing Sad
Stranger: her charakter is great
You: it's alright I understand
Stranger: and for me, the bonus is that she looks also awesume wink
that finishes the whole thing
Stranger: other questions? wink
You: haha
You: Nope
Stranger: thats all?
You: yeah
Stranger: ok
You: No more real questions lol
You: It's nice to know you're happy
You: the world needs more happy
Stranger: yeah and i hope you will becoma happy too, maybe tomorrow, maybe in 10 years, but i really hope for you to become happy
Stranger: thats right
Stranger: happiness is missing almost everywhere
You: I will be happy soon
You: I have small bursts of happiness
You: when i am with my friends
You: I love em all so much
You: It's ridiculous
Stranger: friends are somethin everyone should love
You: yup
Stranger: its quite normal Smile bot its another love like with me and my girlfriend
You: haha, yes
Stranger: and all other couples
You: there is quite a difference between those loves
Stranger: i start to love you to :P
Stranger: *too
Stranger: like a friend
You: haha
You: why thank you
You: You've grown attached to me too, stranger
You: I love you too <3
You: spread the love
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: Smile
Stranger: well, maybe we will have the pleasure to talk again..
Stranger: stranger wink
You: haha
You: indeed
You: Would you llike to exchange e-mails?
Stranger: sure
if you have problems, just contact me, my addres is:

i am always there for your help
Stranger: what is your e-mail?
You: Mine is
You: You can send me a message anytime!
You: I'm always up for a chat lol
Stranger: yeah Smile but, dont be sad if i dont write back in one day, im very busy at the time and i am trying to catch time for me and my girlfriend
You: haha I won't
You: You have a life lol.
You: Oh, my name is Bishop btw.
Stranger: my name is felix, nice to know you, bishop wink
You: Nice to meet and know you, too, felix
Stranger: can i ask you a question about omegle?
You: Sure
Stranger: is there an option to save chat? i would like to read it again tomorrow or when i have the time Smile
You: Yes
You: When one of us ends
You: there will be a link at the bottom
You: that saves "save chat log"
You: Click it, and it will download a link
You: and show all we've typed
You: or you could copy paste it
Stranger: quite cool wink
You: yup
Stranger: well, it is 6:26 am and i didnt sleep all the night, because i miss my girlfriend, i didnt saw for two weeks
You: ah, I'm sorry
You: it's about 12:26 am here, so I should be heading to bed myself
You: I hope you see your girlfriend soon, friend
You: It was great talking
Stranger: yeah it really was
hope to chat you again in a while Smile
and again: sry for my english
You: haha, don't worry about it
You: You did well
Stranger: i never talked that much in english, im german wink
You: haha
You: Well maybe next time you could teach me some german XD
Stranger: i could, good night in german: gute nacht =)
You: I see
You: What's good morning?
Stranger: guten morgen
Stranger: Smile
You: haha
Stranger: whats so funny? Very Happy
You: Well guten morgen, felix
Stranger: danke, bishop
Stranger: Very Happy
You: Bye bye
You: bed time
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: gute nacht und schlaf schön
good night and sleep well wink
You: you too, friend
Stranger: see you soon
You: happy
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Rise: The Game on Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:05 am

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You: hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: How are you doing today
You: im doing fine
You: how are you??
Stranger: Things are ok, I guess
You: ah
You: anything happen?
Stranger: Hm...
You: or you're just having a so-so day?
Stranger: Our fence was hit by lightning
Stranger: Caught on fire. Meg
Stranger: *Meh
You: ouch
You: no one hurt right?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: Fortunately no animals escaped
Stranger: We have a small farm
You: oh crap
Stranger: near our house
You: that would've been a catasrophe
Stranger: Yeah, but they're lazy
Stranger: all they do is chew grass
You: lol.
You: I guess thats good?
Stranger: lol not very interesting here
You: haha
You: well, its nice that i finally ran into a normal person here
You: 7/10 of my convos are "ASL"
Stranger: My first chat in a while here
Stranger: Oh ew that's disgusting
Stranger: *disguisting
You: its really annoying
You: I mean i dont mind saying what gender i am
You: though its REALLY annoying
You: how all the guys here
You: act like if you talk to another guy, you're gay or something
Stranger: Yeah
You: Stranger:Gender!?
You: Me:Im a guy
You: DISCONNECTED
You: *sigh*
Stranger: Yeah pretty shallow
You: Why cant we just have a nice conversation for a few? Geez
Stranger: I think a lot of people here use the site for different purposes
You: they do
Stranger: Unfortunately
You: alot of them start with "*insert random age here* Male/female looking for webcam sex"
You: last chat before this started with a guy telling me to suck his dick :/
Stranger: Yeah, I just ignore them and disconnect
You: dont people have anything better to do?
You: yeah
Stranger: Apparently now =/
Stranger: *not
You: lol.
You: ah well
You: I should stop with the complaining
You: and just enjoy each other's company for the time being XD
Stranger: Yeah there's a lot of things in life to complain about
Stranger: I have so much homework....
Stranger: ugh
You: ahh
You: I just started my 2nd year of college today
You: so I have a rather light load
You: though they're gonna drop a truckload of HW on me within the coming weeks D:
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I'm still a junior at high school
Stranger: But
Stranger: Yeah
You: ouch
You: Junior year
Stranger: lol yes
You: the hardest year of em all
Stranger: The classes aren't that bad
Stranger: there's a little exaggeration
You: yeah
Stranger: but there is a lot of work
You: they call it the hardest year because thats when most students start submitting to colleges
Stranger: Really? I thought that it was at the beginning of Senior year
You: so they're like "Have your grades at their best!"
You: for us it was junior year
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like to do a lot of extra stuff, but managing everything with the homework is hard
Stranger: How's college
Stranger: Is it different from high school a lot?
You: its very laid back compared to high school
You: since youre paying for the classes
You: the teachers are like "Do what you want, its your choice, youre an adult"
Stranger: Ha ha lol
You: so they wont hound you on attendance unless you're skipping/absent to the point where you may be flunked
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Lectures are pretty much optional in college, right?
You: yeah.
You: for the most part
You: you mainly have to do the work
You: though some teachers DO grade off of attendance
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Time passes quickly
Stranger: in high school
You: yeah
You: i cant believe
You: the times that i can remember as if they were a week ago
You: happened 4 years ago
Stranger: I know
Stranger: when I was younger, I thought that 70 or 80 years would be so much time to live
Stranger: now it doesn't seem like too much
You: life flies by
You: you dont notice untill you start middle/high school
You: because the early years seemed as if they lasted forever
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: That's the thing
You: the thing is that, at the moment, it seems like everything is moving by so slowly, or not moving at all
Stranger: School sometimes gets in the way of extracurricular activities
Stranger: Like
Stranger: In middle school and even high school 9 - 10
Stranger: The classes assigned a lot of busy work
You: next thing you know, you're 3 years older, working and have a car
Stranger: Yeah
You: dang
You: busy work >_<
Stranger: Useless work in middle school
Stranger: like coloring maps,
You: cant stand it
Stranger: useless stuff
You: yeah
Stranger: If they made us drill and finish the curriculum
Stranger: We'd have less work in Junior year
Stranger: and we'd be more used to the style
You: haha
You: though, it kinda sucks
You: there was so much more i could have done back in high school
Stranger: It's always like thta
Stranger: when you look back at how you were before
You: whenever I look back on the past I always feel unfufilled
You: like i havent achived much
Stranger: You'll see how you were stupider and how you could have done more
You: yeah
Stranger: I feel like an idiot doing that all the time
You: exactly
Stranger: If only I did that earlier, I would have it easier now
Stranger: and time to do stuff I want to do
You: if only I took school seriously *sigh*
You: then i might have gotten a scholarship
Stranger: Eh, no big deal
You: though, im getting by at the moment
Stranger: People from the best colleges are often unprepared for work
Stranger: They're not used to working with others
You: part time job
Stranger: in a stressed environment
You: part time student
You: saving up money to move out with friends
You: ah.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: only book knowledge
You: just book knowledge wont cut it in the real world
Stranger: A lot of employers now look more for ability to work with groups of strangers to get stuff done
You: yeah.
You: you gotta be able to work/put up with people
You: and in the work force, you have to be wary of your surroundings
You: as much as you want to trust people around you, there are people who are trying to take advantge
Stranger: Ew I hate those people
You: and its usually the person who seems the least likely to do so (at least around here it is)
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: The good part about Junior year is that
Stranger: if you're in a group, everyone cares
Stranger: Everyone wants to study and make full use of time
Stranger: In freshman year, I often had to stay up till 4
You: that sounds great.
Stranger: finishing a presentation on my own
Stranger: Or else our group would be screwed
You: in my school people would be like "HEY DO THE WORK FOR ME"
You: oh god.
You: i just remembered in junior year
You: in physics
Stranger: Aah physics
You: i was paired with this one guy who would never want to do the work
Stranger: I like physics
Stranger: lol
You: I would finish and turn it in early and either read manga, or play my DS for the rest of class
You: that or i would play DS/read manga while listening to our teacher lecture at the same time (yay for multitasking)
You: and he would be like "God damn it you fucking faggot do the work so I can copy it off of you because I dont wanna do shit!"
Stranger: Lol
You: and I just looked at him and I was like "Seriously? Well in that case im not gonna do my work at all"
You: and he was like "God damn it you're such a faggot! I should kick your ass for being useless!"
Stranger: Wow
You: the outcome
You: was hilarious
Stranger: What happened?
Stranger: Teacher got him?
You: became friends halfway through the year/durring senior year
Stranger: lol
You: and he would be ike "Yeah Eric's my boy dont mess with him!"
You: actually to this day i STILL question WHY we even became friends
You: i dont even remember anything happening
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I know a lot of people from high school
Stranger: and have them on IM and stuff
Stranger: but I can't say I "know" many people as friends
You: same
You: i've got 2 ireplaceable friends who i trust my life with
You: and like, 3 "friends"
You: everyone else i just know them from school or work.
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: Yeah
You: though, i prefer quality over quantity
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Who wouldn't
You: shallow people
Stranger: Oh right like those on this site
You: or people desperate for attention possibly
You: hahahahhaha
Stranger: I'm actually happier with myself this year though
Stranger: I have everything planned out and think I can manage
Stranger: it's funny how
Stranger: most of the classes are OK or easy
You: thats great to hear
Stranger: one or two
Stranger: sigh...
Stranger: They take up all your time
Stranger: It always seems like that every year
You: yeah
You: it was like that for me too.
You: 9th grade-spanish
You: 10th grade-chemistry
You: 11th grade-algebra 2
You: 12th grade-gov't
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: 9th and 10th was only lit
Stranger: 9th was OK
Stranger: I learned a lot
Stranger: 10th, we had this crazy new teacher
Stranger: he was so nice
Stranger: we had no HW
Stranger: then
Stranger: he left and we had this new teacher
Stranger: He was the hardest one at MV
You: ouch.
Stranger: others, as they rightfully should, had 10th grade lit as an "easy A" class
Stranger: or relatively easy A
Stranger: God Lit was hell
Stranger: The highest score on an essay was like C+ the first time
Stranger: I barely scraped an A
Stranger: I think two people got an A
Stranger: out of
Stranger: 30
You: wow
You: our government class
You: was horrible
You: down right atrocious
You: we all did so badly
Stranger: Everyone who takes gov here
Stranger: regrets it
Stranger: They say that the textbook is really skinny
You: the teacher had to pass some failing students, because if he failed too many students he could possibly lose his job
Stranger: but the teacher loads you with HW
You: oh what
You: a THIN book?
You: ours was thick as hell.
You: and he loaded us with a full 2 chapters of homework nightly
Stranger: Wow
You: gov't here is a mandatory class too >_<
Stranger: Oh it's not mandatory for us
Stranger: just 3 years of history
Stranger: Ok what pisses me off
Stranger: is that
Stranger: the teachers you get matter a lot
Stranger: a class can be an easy A
Stranger: and you learn a lot
Stranger: or the teacher can assign busy work
Stranger: and teach you nothing
Stranger: leaving you to study for the AP test alone
You: oh yes.
You: thats what my gov't teacher was like
You: he lectured for a full 2 hours straight
You: throw work sheets at us
Stranger: 2 hrs?
Stranger: wow
You: yeah
Stranger: Do you have block days?
You: our classes on tues-fri are 2 hours long each
You: and we had 3 classes
You: yeah
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: ours are 90 min
You: same
You: but the middle class for some reason lasted a full 2hours
Stranger: lol
You: 4th period on even days and 5th periood on odd days
Stranger: It'd suck to have the boring class then
You: yeah
You: like GOVERNMENT :/
You: well at least 5th period was japanese
You: i loved that class
Stranger: Yeah, language classes are easy
Stranger: for the most part
Stranger: here
Stranger: But some Spanish teachers are apparently hard
Stranger: French is boring though
Stranger: 90 min
You: yeah
You: spanish 2 was hard as hell
You: spanish 3 was a joke
You: i did NOTHING in that class but play my DS
You: passed it
You: all A's
Stranger: lol
Stranger: What do you want to major in?
You: either foreign language or culinary
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Yeah, I like cooking
Stranger: I'd probably want to major in math or physics
You: oh god
You: math
You: is the enemy.
Stranger: I like it
You: i cant stand it haha
Stranger: the classes are fine, but the homework load is what is annoying
You: im just terrible at it
Stranger: I think it's mostly because of the teacher
You: i cant process all of that complicated stuff from algebra 2 and on
Stranger: some can make simple things complicated
You: i rue the day i have to take calculus
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: It's easy
Stranger: for us
Stranger: It's not that bad
Stranger: any math
Stranger: it's just that a lot of teachers can make it confusing
You: true
Stranger: plus, it's the kind of subject where if you can do the problems quickly, even if you're initially slow
You: really?
Stranger: you'll grow mentally to be able to solve really hard ones
You: not like algebra?
Stranger: same with that
You: hmm
Stranger: One teacher here
Stranger: The class avg for tests
Stranger: is 20 - 40%
Stranger: they're pretty impossible
Stranger: top 50% of the class
Stranger: gets an A
Stranger: then the cutoff for B, C, D and F
Stranger: that's a good deal
Stranger: beat half of the class to get an A
Stranger: so people say he's hard
Stranger: but
You: ah
You: well
You: I had a great time talking with you stranger
Stranger: Same here
You: but alas, i have class at 9 am
Stranger: Sigh, two tests tomorrow
Stranger: Oh
You: I must get some sleep
Stranger: 9 AM?
Stranger: what time is it
You: yup
Stranger: where you are?
You: 1 am
Stranger: Dude, get sleep
You: yeah.
You: I intended to go to bed much earlier but I got engrossed in our convo
Stranger: Sorry =/
You: no problem
You: its cool!
Stranger: Anyway, good luck with your future
You: i'd rather have a good solid convo with someone, than lay awake in bed
You: or playing a video game
Stranger: lol yeah
You: god I did that last night
You: I was like "Ok imma stop at midnight"
You: *plays game till 2am*
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: I do that when I'm coding
Stranger: or doing math
Stranger: I start when I get back
Stranger: and then it's 1 in the morning
You: haha
You: yeah
Stranger: when I put down the book
Stranger: oh, time to study for APUSH =/
You: sometimes its like "seriously? where did the time go?"
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: sucks like that
You: yeah
You: oh well.
You: part of life we cant avoid eh?
Stranger: I guess so
Stranger: sigh
You: urgh
You: i dont wanna stop talking to tell the truth
Stranger: Yeah, you better sleep though
You: but i gotta get some sleep.
You: so it was great dude/gal
Stranger: Dude
You: kei
Stranger: Anyway, g'night
You: yup
You: good luck with the rest of school
Stranger: Same
You: night
You: thanks.
You: see ya
Stranger: Cya then

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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:16 pm

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: The sun is cool eh?
Stranger: here's already night
Stranger: =/
You: same
You: Just saying
You: the sun is pretty cool
Stranger: where r u from
Stranger: ?
You: It's a giant ball of fire
You: And it warms us all
You: btw, VA
Stranger: VA?
You: is
You: in the US
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: I'm from PA in Brazil
Stranger: ^^'
You: Ah, cool
You: I don't know where PA is Sad
You: How is it there?
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's in the south of brasil
Stranger: it's porto alegre
Stranger: a city in rio grande do sul
You: Ah
Stranger: it's not in rio de janeiro
Stranger: Very Happy
You: I understood
You: so little of that
You: BUT THAT'S OK
Stranger: XD
You: So
You: how are you, stranger?
Stranger: I'm fine thanks for asking buddy
Stranger: and you?
You: I'm pretty damn good
Stranger: cool
You: So, what're you on here for?
Stranger: met new people
Stranger: improve englihs
Stranger: that kind of stuff
You: Nice goal
Stranger: and you?
You: Just to chat
Stranger: hunting chicks I suppose
You: lol
You: what use is that?
Stranger: what do ya mean?
You: It's not like I get anything out of TALKING to a girl online
Stranger: well
You: I can do that with the girls I already know
Stranger: works with me sometimes
Stranger: when i met another brazilian girl
Stranger: and anything could happen buddy
You: Not into the whole "webcam pics lol" thing
Stranger: aHUAhuaHUa
Stranger: yeah
You: That's the best laugh ever
Stranger: but I found 5 brazilian people already
Stranger: and 2 chicks
Stranger: xD
You: I will use that in place of lol now
Stranger: XD
Stranger: thanks brother
You: aHUAhuaHUa
Stranger: xD
You: XD
You: so
You: You meeting these Brazilians?
You: Or just talkin?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: if they live near
Stranger: sometimes i met
You: Really now?
Stranger: and talk personall
You: What if they are an old man?
Stranger: personally* and stuff
You: Who wants to violate you
Stranger: well
Stranger: it's in the same day
Stranger: that I know
Stranger: i go there and met
Stranger: it takes some time
Stranger: chatting a little bit
Stranger: you could notice
Stranger: by the way
You: true enough
Stranger: she's talkin
You: But what if this old man
You: has MASTERED the art of pretending to be a young girl
You: I'll be back in a sec
Stranger: ok
You: back
Stranger: welcome back buddy
Stranger: so what do you do there?
Stranger: in us?
You: umm
You: stuff?
You: I like games
You: music
You: Talking to my two best buds
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i like games too
You: orlly?
Stranger: yep
You: what kinda games?
Stranger: RPG
Stranger: and shooter
You: YOSH
Stranger: XD
You: Rpgs are awesome
Stranger: I like anime too
You: same
You: Sweetness
Stranger: noticed
Stranger: by the "YOSH"
Stranger: ^^
You: hahaha
You: mayhaps you would be interested in going to my friend's forum
Stranger: naruto i presume
Stranger: xD
You: it's pretty cool
You: Naruto is meh
You: I'm not a narutard
Stranger: I kinda like them anga
Stranger: manga*
Stranger: i read a lot of mangas
Stranger: xD
Stranger: naruto bleach one piece fairy tail SDK psyren
Stranger: and a lot more
Stranger: xD
You: Nice
Stranger: yep
You: well, I have to go Sad
You: I suggest you check the forum
Stranger: ok buddy
Stranger: put the link
Stranger: i go there to check
You: taleschronicles.forumotion.net
Stranger: wink
You: I'm known as "Catguin" there atm
Stranger: ok
You: peace dude
Stranger: peace brotha
Stranger: wink
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Rise: The Game on Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:25 pm

BANG SHISHIGAMI

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FEEL NOTHING
You: FEEL NOTHING
Stranger: if you like poo, you're in for a good time
You: THE ONE AND ONLY
You: BANG SHISHIGAMI
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: you're much better than those perverts who ask if i have sweet pussy for them to suck on
Stranger: i don't
Stranger: i don't drink pineapple juice
You: hahah
You: yeah they get old
Stranger: i've only been on omegle for a total of about 20 mins and i feel violated already
Stranger: which is why i'm still here
You: lol
You: how unfortunate
Stranger: do you start every conversation the same?
Stranger: if you say yes, i will disconnect immediately
You: different lines, same character
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: tell me about your character
You: Hes a defender of justice obviously
You: runs around
You: with a giant nail on his back
Stranger: i'm jewish too
You: wears nothing but pants and a giant scarf
You: hes swifter than the winds
You: and accends higher than the mountains
You: and is fiercer than the flame of a volcano
You: you obviously cant be a hardcore hero if you arent those lol
Stranger: definitely not
Stranger: i came here wanting to discuss poo
Stranger: and here i get superhero stuff
Stranger: life is pretty good
You: sounds delicous
You: yeah
You: sometimes life treats you to unknown goods Very Happy
Stranger: sometimes there's sitting right in your colon the whole time
Stranger: other times, like tonight, they're not
You: hah
Stranger: so are you wearing only pants and a scarf?
Stranger: a GIANT scarf, sorry
Stranger: i'm just wondering the degree to which you get in character
Stranger: i'm not interesting in making love with you
Stranger: just to get that out of the way
You: hahah
You: well
You: I definetely
You: dress up as said character before i look at the computer monitor
You: before opening up omegle
You: because, my life fails that hard
Stranger: hahahaha no that's not a fail - that rocks
You: I then take 2 hours a day to memorize every line of bang's
You: then I go around freaking out/making ppl laugh on omegle Very Happy
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: have you considered a career in comedy?
You: possibly Smile
Stranger: because i think the pants and scarf bit is not done enough
Stranger: well i think you should keep on considering it
Stranger: what do you do for work/school/medical leave now?
You: I WILL DO SO
You: part time college student
You: though
You: my major is in heroics
Stranger: with a specialization in superheroics?
You: of course
You: my hours of heroism are from 4pm-7am
Stranger: hahaha
You: i've got classes from 9-2:30 y'see
You: and I need some time to get to and from class
You: havent gotten flying or teleportation down yet
Stranger: haha
Stranger: the giant scarf is the first step
Stranger: don't forget the pants though
Stranger: i'll be on the lookout for the nation's next great standup wearing pants and a giant scarf
You: i will
You: mention you
You: when i save the universe
Stranger: i'm the guy who wanted to talk about poo
Stranger: baby jesus will know who i am
You: "My stranger friend on omegle who likes to talk about poo motivated me to become the man i am today!"
Stranger: because there's only one person on planet earth who finds poo funny
Stranger: i was debating between leading with poo and bestiality
You: go with poo
Stranger: but i find bestiality morally reprehensible
You: bestiality is overdone
Stranger: i'm trying to become a vegetarian
You: oh i see
You: you are a law abiding citizen yes?
Stranger: i only eat animals in one way now
Stranger: ok that line is not going to take me very far
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i am a law abiding citizen with regards to bestiality
You: It would pain me very so to take my pooey friend down Sad
You: alright
Stranger: not in regards to speeding
You: i'll overlook the beastiality
Stranger: haha
You: JUST KNOW
You: THE WORLD IS SAFE
Stranger: yes i like animals and superheroes and gay people
You: FOR BANG SHISHIGAMI IS WATCHING OVER IT
You: AROUND THE CLOCK! (from the hours of 4pm-7am)
Stranger: babyjesusspeed
You: I've yet to obtain Baby Jesus Speed!
You: so far im just at "FUCKIN CRAZY" speed
Stranger: that's what she said
You: that IS what she said
You: if you werent my friend, i would worry that you might be stalking me citizen!
Stranger: don't let the gentle fecophilic facade fool you
Stranger: i am a dangerous man...behind the wheel in a 30 mph zone
You: AH!
Stranger: ...when it's not raining
You: so you are a hazard on the road!
You: THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM!
You: BECAUSE ALL COMPITENT HUMANS SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK ON AIR BY NOW ANYWAYS
You: IF THEY'RE GETTING KILLED ON THE ROAD, THEY DESERVE IT!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well i think you're weird enough to like this: http://www.getonmyhorse.com/
Stranger: i just found it on facebook and it made me laugh
You: OH!?
Stranger: i'm definitely plenty weird enough
You: WHAT MIGHT THIS BEE?
Stranger: it's a flah video about a horse
Stranger: flash
Stranger: i am no way associated with said website
You: HM!
You: I WILL CHECK THE VALIDITY OF SAID WEBSITE!
You: AS SOON AS I OVERCOME MY FEAR OF CLICKING THE LINK!
You: Y'see, im no a full flegged hero
Stranger: hahaha
You: so i have my pansy moments
You: I MUST APOLOGIZE!
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: you don't trust me
You: no its not that my friend!
You: its just that, i've had some rather sticky encounters with websites here!
You: i am only being cautious!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i would be cautious too
Stranger: i actually was forwarded something today by my girlfriend asking if it was spam
Stranger: to test, i clicked on the link
Stranger: good thing i have good antivirus software
Stranger: i destroyed it like a superhero
You: AMAZING!
You: YOU ARE A TRUE HERO
Stranger: spam is my lex luther
Stranger: luthOr, excuse me
Stranger: the O makes is so much more evil
You: LOL
Stranger: just like the O in Oprah
Stranger: and the O in OMURDER
Stranger: Oprah's just a tiny bit evil
Stranger: but without the O, no evil at all
You: WELL
You: MAY I BECOME YOUR PUPIL?
You: YOU SOUND LIKE A VERY PRO HERO
Stranger: hahahaha
You: DESTROYING VIRUSES AT THE SPEED OF PENIS!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: how long have you been talking on omegle?
You: just for about 30 mins
Stranger: oh same here
Stranger: this is my first night
You: ah
You: a friend of mine linked me here a few days ago
You: of course, one of my friends pretend to be a girl and goes like "Wheee sex"
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: i think i know him
You: lol.
You: but theres like 50 billion ppl who do that
Stranger: no, there's just one
You: oh i see
You: THIS IS GOOD NEWS
Stranger: is your friend's name rick james?
You: sadly, no
Stranger: oh, i guess there is more than one
You: his name is Dick S. Ucker!
Stranger: hahaha
You: Mr.Ucker is a great friend of mine
Stranger: in that case ihave several friends who would like to be introduced to him
You: been through thick and thin together since the age of 10!
You: I suppose they would!
Stranger: there really aren't any good first names for someone with middle initial and last name S. Ucker
You: yep
You: though
You: he lived through very rough teenage years ;_;
You: all the kids made fun of his name in high school
You: for some reason they called him "Dick Sucker"
You: when he didnt do anything of the sor!"
You: *sort!
You: then one day
You: durring lunch
You: some kid came to our table
You: and shoved a hot dog in his mouth!
You: shouting "SUCK ON MAH DOG!"
You: that was the last straw
You: I stood up
You: and FOUGHT
You: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i'm jewish. i'd be thinking, wow, great, free hot dog
You: IT WAS THEN AND THERE WHEN I, BANG SHISHIGAMI DECIDED I WOULD PROTECT THE WEAK IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!
You: well, it is good to like on the bright side of things!
Stranger: it's not difficult to be on the bright side of things when you're eating free food
Stranger: as a college student, you must know this
Stranger: i learned of this great truth as a college student and the lesson has not left my wrinkle-ridden, balding body
You: yes
You: tis the truth
You: once your wallet and bank account is squeezed dry of all of your funds
You: you barely have enough to eat 3 meals a day!
Stranger: superheroic hunger!
You: yes!
You: sadly, this is when people resort to crime
You: for food
Stranger: that's why i will now officially rename myself dick s ucker, so i can get free hot dogs
Stranger: there's nothing illegal about that
You: that
You: is a GREAT idea!
You: all hobos and people of the sort should name themselves Dick S. Ucker!
You: THEY WILL OBTAIN THE FREE FOOD THEY DESIRE!
Stranger: i'd rather be lasagna s. ucker
Stranger: but hot dogs are cool too
Stranger: i'm not particular
You: when you're hungry, food is food yes?
Stranger: NOM
Stranger: NOM NOM NOM NOM
You: NOMS?
Stranger: many of them
Stranger: women can have many noms in a row
Stranger: whereas men just have one that lasts a few seconds
Stranger: it fucking sucks
You: D:
Stranger: i feel so stiffed by mother nature
You: THIS IS AN INJUSTICE
Stranger: but it's okay because i'm allowed to vote
You: CORRECT YOU ARE!
You: though, as a hero, i MUST TREAT WOMEN EQUALY!
Stranger: and leave the kitchen whenever i want
Stranger: yes
You: though sometimes i would REALLY love to ask my wife when dinner will be ready
Stranger: are you married?
Stranger: or is this an imaginary woman?
You: of course im married!
You: HUNDREDS OF WOMEN WOULD WANT TO MARRY A HERO!
You: (lol not really)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: does this hero bit work on womenz?
You: of course!
Stranger: it's certainly a differentiator
You: they are attracted by my COURAGE
You: MY STRENGHT
You: SPEED
You: AND AMAZING SPELLING SKILLS!
Stranger: it bodes well for me that speed attracts women
You: speed of what?
You: your PENIS?
Stranger: the speed at which i drive
You: that works too!
Stranger: i don't understand how a penis could be fast....
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: motherfucker
You: HOW?
Stranger: wtf dude? you don't joke about a man's ability to please his bitch
Stranger: haha
You: THIS
You: IS NOT A JOKE!
Stranger: and by bitch, i mean woman, not the female dog stuck down his throat by the cafeteria bully
You: there is a "perfect speed" all women like
You: its UNIVERSAL!
Stranger: frappe?
Stranger: puree?
You: YES
Stranger: well it was nice talking with you but now i have to go take a monster shit
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: you too
You: I HOPE YOU SUCCEED MY POOEY FRIEND!
You: NOW
You: BEFORE YOU LEAVE
Stranger: save the world, and the terrible state of standup comedy
You: JUMP INTO MY MANLY CHEST!!!!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: caught on hair. caught on hair
You: >Very Happy
Stranger: ahh, nipply goodness
Stranger: best of luck. happy colleging
You: WHY THANKS!
Stranger: byebye
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by The Universe on Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:22 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I AM BLACK★STAR THE MAN WHO WILL SURPASS GOD!
Stranger: is it me u looking for
You: You're to small.
You: One as great as me can not be trifled with you.
You: Here, take my autograph.
You: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: what are u talking bout
Stranger: ???
You: I am the greatest, the best.
You: I am...BLACK★STAR!
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: whatt
Stranger: ....
You: YOU DOUBT ME!
Stranger: you're robot
You: BLACK★STAR BIG WAVE ATTACK!
Stranger: i chat with robot
You: *elbows you in the spine*
Stranger: right now
You: ROBOT...ARE YOU CALLING MY SMALL!
Stranger: it's coz i don't understand what your talking ...
You: How could you not have heard of the amazing BLACK★STAR!
You: THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD!
Stranger: i'll search in google.
Stranger: be patient
You: I AM THE MAIN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOOGLE!
Stranger: oh you're really robot
You: BLACK STAR KNOWS NO PATIENCE!
You: YAHOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: huh horny robot
You: HORNY!
You: THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD KNOWS NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: insane robot ...
You: A ROBOT!
You: I AM THE MAN WHO HAS SURPASSED GOD!
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:23 pm

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: He
You: so
You: Hello, you
You: I am Stranger
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: Nice to meet you too, stanger!
You: How are you, You?
Stranger: Im fine, and you Stranger?
You: I'm fantastic, thank you for asking
You: So what bring you here on this fine day?
Stranger: Why are you fantastic? Well i was a little bored, so I was thinking, i go talk to a stranger
You: I am fantastic because I am listening to good music, it's Friday, and I have no reasons for sadness
Stranger: What kind of music?
You: Hip-hop
You: the chill kind
You: not like mainstream rap
Stranger: Oke! Great!
Stranger: Wait a minute please, I go take something to drink!
You: alright
Stranger: Stranger, Im back!
You: Welcome back, You!
You: Here is a link to some of my music, if you are interested
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YUJOe3f75o
You: This is more Jazz like though.
You: no lyrics
Stranger: Well, I want if I could, but my speakers don't work anymore.
You: Ah
You: That is most unfortunate
You: Mayhaps punching your speakers in the face may solve this problem.
You: Often you can show inanimate objects "who is boss"
Stranger: Hahahah!
Stranger: I tried. But the speakers dont listen to me..
You: Oh dear.
You: This calls for drastic measures
Stranger: Yea its sad.. I cry the hole night!
You: I believe you should replace these speakers with new, fresh ones!
You: Perhaps your current couple has grown tired of one another
You: and no longer wish to be together
Stranger: Yes, I was thinking that too, but I thougt, no, its not possible, Normally they work so good togheter.
You: Hmm
You: Quite the predicament.
You: I think maybe they need surgery then
Stranger: Yes!
Stranger: But I guess your from the Usa
Stranger: aren't you?
You: Yesd
You: *yes
You: I am
You: Where are you from, You?
Stranger: I am from the Netherlands
You: Ah
You: How is it that you stumbled upon this site?
Stranger: Erm, Somebody told me about it
You: I see
You: I was merely wondering, as a large abundance of people on this site were referred here to improve and practice their english skills by a teacher
You: I was not aware as to whether or not you would be one of those individuals.
Stranger: Well, I do it also for my englisch, because that is bad. And I meet new people.
Stranger: Why are you on this site
You: An associate of mine happened to come here on rare occasions, and thought it to be an appropriate site to refer me to, should I be graced with the free time to explore the vast pleasures of the internet.
Stranger: Aa oke!
You: I feel that I should also alert you, You, that your English is well-developed.
Stranger: Haha oke thanks
You: Though you have not perfected the language, your abilities are definitely above "bad"
Stranger: Haha well, If I'm in a other country I need to talk Englisch, and well, I can save my, I can say what i mean, and I think thats the most important thing of trying to speak a language
You: indeed
You: Well, You, it's been nice talking with you, but I must take my leave.
Stranger: Oke. No problem, nice to meet you!
You: I must depress myself by finishing a movie that I have been putting off.
You: Nice to have met you too, You.
You: Farewell!
Stranger: Have a great life! Take care Stranger.
You: Likewise, You.
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:03 pm

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How are you, Stranger
Let us Speak in Haiku form.
This will be much fun
Stranger: horny high gay boy, down for anything
You: ALRIGHT
You: THIS PENIS OF MY THROBS WITH AN AWESOME POER
You: IT'S BURNING HEAT TELLS ME TO RAPE YOU
You: TAKE THIS
You: MY DICK!
You: MY COCK
You: AND ALL OF MY SEMEN
You: SHINING
You: PENIS
You: THRUSTTTTTTTT
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:21 pm

Poetic Battle.
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: How are you, Stranger
Let us Speak in Haiku form.
This will be much fun
Stranger: I'll join you in limericks, sir
In the hopes that will cause you to purr;
I don't know for a fact
If you're fully a cat
But distinctions are starting to blur
You: Quite creative, friend,
Your response fills me with glee!
Rhymes are very fun.
Stranger: Do you know how haiku are defined?
It seems to me that you're inclined
To think 5-7-5
But there's much more in life
Than random syllabical grind
You: But that is their form,
You: FUCK
You: But that is their form
Haikus cannot be altered.
It's the only way...
Stranger: I made you slip up, careless poet!
You'll do it again ere you know it.
And once it's begun,
It's my turn to have fun,
Soon afterwards starting to gloat
Stranger: Haiku, one might as well say,
Are about keeping nature at bay.
Or at least they should mention,
To cause comprehension,
The way it has altered our way.
You: The first mistake was surely mine,
but stranger, you have crossed the line!
Now I will use poems of a different kind
and because of this you will surely find
That poem battles are not easy
They were not meant for the queasy.
Stranger: And now, dear sir, you've really gone too far,
And therefore I will change my ways as well:
I'll rhythm up my lines as did the Bard.
Though who I am you'll never really tell.
Stranger: This rhythm brings to mind a certain speech,
That many years hath not been freely used.
Elizabethan language, just in reach,
Now has me quite entirely confused.
You: Your ways are very tricky
Now this predicament is sticky!
You do confuse me stranger
but to me you are no danger.
This poetic battle isn't over
I swear this on a clover!
You: Stranger it appears
That you do like Shakespeare!
You: FUCK MEEEE
You: DAMMIT
Stranger: Why battle, though? Are poems not light of heart?
Are they not writ for love, with good intent?
If we are not nice now, how will we start?
Let us both in malice make a dent!
You: It seems that i did make
yet another mistake!
But you are right!
Lets make this light!
No hearts will need to ache.
Stranger: But wait! Could it be so?
Have you stolen my pattern of rhyme?
I could have swore that just before
You planned not to commit a crime!
Stranger: But now, alas, things seem to me
To have taken a turn for the worse.
I started to be pretty nice, you see,
Not knowing that you were a cutpurse!
Stranger: A thief! A cheat! A scum! A... you!
You: Allow me to retort,
I said nothing of the sort!
Where went the love
you last spoke of?
Has it left the port?
Stranger: ...Sigh.
Stranger: For you, dear sir, love has no place,
For you have caused quite a disgrace.
Among the verse of queens and kings,
You've said unsavory disgusting things.
You: Please forgive me, friend.
The rules you did not send.
There were no dealings
That said "no stealings."
Let's put this to an end.
Stranger: An end? No rhyme, rhythm, song, or something of the sort?
In *that* endeavor I will be your willing cohort.
Let us agree that this is the end,
And never on rhymes shall we need to depend.
Stranger: (In theory I should disconnect now -- but it would be a bit of a shame.)
You: oh
You: That would
You: it was fun dear friend
Stranger: Does the word "narwhal" have any significance to you?
You: yes
You: yes it does
Stranger: What does the narwhal do at midnight?
You: I do not know what it does, for I was never informed of it's capabilities.
You: I was only told to beware of it.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: "Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The Jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
Stranger: It's surprisingly difficult sometimes to rhyme in a particular pattern/rhythm.
You: it is
Stranger: Until I get "into" that rhythm -- and then it's difficult to do anything else.
You: haha
Stranger: Should I finish memorizing The Hunting of the Snark?
Stranger: (I assume you're familiar with it?)
You: I am not familiar with it D:
Stranger: Oh.
You: but please, do finish
Stranger: But you *are* familiar with Jabberwocky?
Stranger: (I hope?)
You: alas, no
Stranger: No?
Stranger: Lewis Carroll deprivation!
Stranger: I must report this to the authorities at once.
You: I know only of the narwhal trough Charlie the Unicorn
You: *through
Stranger: Oh, that was just an inquiry as to whether you came here from Reddit.
Stranger: (As I did.)
You: I regret to inform you that I did not
Stranger: Oh, it's fine.
You: Though surely you have already assumed such.
Stranger: Anyway:
Stranger: Oh, did you read any Lewis Carroll?
You: Nay
You: Enlighten me, friend. Who is this Lewis Carroll?
Stranger: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, at least?
Stranger: A famous mathematician/writer.
You: Ah
You: I do know of Alice
Stranger: The book? Or one of the various movie adaptations?
Stranger: http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html
You: Movie adaptions
Stranger: Blah.
Stranger: You should read the originals.
You: Sorry friend.
You: I was not exposed to them
Stranger: Where are you geographically?
You: And my lazy nature requires my exposure.
You: I am in the US.
Stranger: Hum.
Stranger: An English-speaking country, mostly... Odd.
Stranger: Anyway, you should read The Hunting of the Snark sometime.
Stranger: Preferably out loud.
You: I will certainly try
Stranger: Thank you for being the one person on this website who knows more words than "asl" and "lol".
You: No problem
You: Thank you, friend, for engaging in the wonderful poetry battle
Stranger: Bah, battle.
Stranger: What about friendliness?
You: Poetic exchange?
Stranger: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13/13-h/13-h.htm
Stranger: That's what I'm in theory in the process of memorizing.
Stranger: I know the first fit, just about.
Stranger: But it goes on for quite a while...
You: Oh my
You: This is quite a find, friend
Stranger: Should we get disconnected in this conversation (as happens all too frequently on this website), is there some information I would be able to use to contact you?
You: Surely I will bookmark this
You: Ah, yes
You: You are familiar with e-mail, yes?
Stranger: I have heard of the invention.
You: I also partake in the "Facebook". It appears to be a device that allows you to see people who are not there AND communicate with them.
You: You can pick your poison.
Stranger: I do not partake in that!
You: I see
Stranger: I am frankly repulsed by it.
You: 'tis quite unfortunate.
You: I find it quite refreshing.
You: But no matter!
Stranger: I will avoid that website for as long as it is possible for me without sacrificing other facets of my life.
You: I commend you.
Stranger: Hmm. Do you have a name?
You: It is like the apple tree in the Garden of Eden.
You: Once you partake, you cannot go back.
You: Ah yes! A name!
You: My name is Bishop.
You: Might you have a name, unknown friend?
Stranger: I might indeed, and moreover, it appears that I do.
Stranger: In all probability, that is.
Stranger: My name is -- this is the real point of no return, "anonymity"-wise -- Shachaf.
You: Ah. nice to meet you Shachaf!
Stranger: Do you move diagonally?
You: I do occasionally.
Stranger: And sometimes you do not?
You: yes
You: I tend to move directly forward
Stranger: Ah.
You: 'Tis habit
Stranger: I was not aware that I was dealing with a cheater here.
You: Oh?
You: I do not cheat
You: I simply like to get straight to the point
Stranger: It is a
(puts on sunglasses)
Cardinal rule.
You: I am an extra Bishop, you see
You: They are often out of Rooks, so I replace them
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: You are the Queen Bishop, as it were.
You: If males are allowed Queenship, then one could call me that, yes.
Stranger: What would aforementioned email address be?
Stranger: Should it become necessary?
You: ah yes, b_kellee@mac.com
You: And thou?
Stranger: A closer-to-real-time communication protocol -- such as Jabber or IRC -- would work as well (or, potentially, weller still).
Stranger: At the present, you may use the address to reach me.
Stranger: This will change in the future, of course.
You: Oh, of course
Stranger: And you use Pandora?
You: The online radio service?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I do so, often, actually.
Stranger: You live in Virginia?
You: I DO
You: This is quite odd
Stranger: That you live there?
You: You seem to know a good deal about me.
Stranger: Let me guess at your age.
Stranger: 16-19.
Stranger: 18?
You: Indeed, correct
You: oh wait
You: lol
You: Facebook, yes?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Just a guess.
You: Nay, you say?
You: Fairly good guess.
Stranger: But inaccurate?
Stranger: I can't find you on Facebook, actually.
Stranger: But then, I don't have an account there.
You: You seem to have gotten everything correct so far
Stranger: You speak in the overly-flowery tone of an ~18 year old person making a fool of himself purposefully and obviously, that people will disregard it when he makes a fool of himself accidentally.
Stranger: Not fool, exactly.
Stranger: But silly -- scattered -- do you know what I mean?
You: Ah
Stranger: You remind me of someone I know (not myself, though I often do it too).
You: A good analysis
You: And a correct one, surprisingly.
Stranger: I, by the way, am approximately your age.
You: Ah
You: Your skills are vastly above mine.
Stranger: In what?
You: In analysis.
Stranger: You did not answer my question about closer-to-real-time communication protocols.
You: Oh, right
You: I don't use any IRC chats anymore
Stranger: I can analyze people only insofar as I can identify with them. :-)
You: I do, however, have an MSN
You: I occasionally jump on that
You: Also, ichat works well
Stranger: iChan is AIM?
Stranger: Protocol-wise?
You: yes
You: only, for macs
Stranger: What?
Stranger: You can't connect to the network with another operating system?
You: Well, I'm sure you can
Stranger: Not supportedly?
You: It just comes with macs and is the foremost choice of macs.
Stranger: I have an AIM account, I think.
You: haha
You: You need not go out of your way for me, friend.
You: I'm sure I can use your preferred method.
You: I enjoy doing new things.
Stranger: Jabber?
Stranger: Or IRC.
You: Either.
Stranger: (Jabber = Google Talk.)
You: But for now
You: I really must be goingf
Stranger: My email address is
You: I must shower and prepare for an upcoming dinner arrangement with a friend
Stranger: At the present.
Stranger: As I mentioned before.
Stranger: Apparently.
Stranger: My memory is slipping.
Stranger: I am quite jet-lagged.
You: Ah
You: I am sorry
You: Well, I will shoot you an e-mail, most likely after I read the links you posted.
Stranger: OK.
You: Farewell.
Stranger: I bid you good-bye.
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:44 am

Fuckin' ROBOTS, man
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What's your name?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: That's awesome
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Wait wait
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Uh
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: hm
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: OH I GET IT NOW OOOOH
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Let me think
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: BigMcLargeHuge
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: BigMcLargeHuge
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: Some guys just can't hold _____________
You: things
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Fondos Aquila on Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:07 am

Dark Catbread wrote:Fuckin' ROBOTS, man
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What's your name?. Usernames must only have numbers and letters and must be 1-15 characters long.
You: That's awesome
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Wait wait
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Uh
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: hm
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: OH I GET IT NOW OOOOH
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: Let me think
Stranger: Username must have only numbers and letters and be 1-15 characters long.
You: BigMcLargeHuge
Stranger: Please type your username again to confirm, just for shits and giggles.
You: BigMcLargeHuge
Stranger: Prove you're not a dumbass by answering this question. Correct punctuation is permitted but not necessary:
Stranger: Some guys just can't hold _____________
You: things
Stranger: WRONG. Google is your friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Turret Slayer!!! on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:21 am

Why I shouldn't chat late at night.
Spoiler:
Stranger: hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl?
You: No I have DSL.
Stranger: whats dsl?

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Post by Nightmare on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:36 am

^Amazing.

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Re: Talk to random people online

Post by Turret Slayer!!! on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:36 am

I already boo'd myself so don't bother.

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Post by SHSL Gang Leader on Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:38 am

Jasdevi wrote:I already boo'd myself so don't bother.
Oh come on it wasn't bad really

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Post by Rise: The Game on Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:28 pm

GIGANTIC TAGER
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can i lick your butthole
You: MY DEFENCES
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: fuck you
You: WHA?
You: YOU CALL THAT A THROW?
You: DAMN REAPER
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: STOP BEING
Stranger: FUCKING WEIRD
You: SETTLE DOWN ROOKIE
Stranger: clam down
You: your under arrest
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: why ;_;
You: cuz YOURE A SECOND RATE SOLDIER?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: i work for the russian army
You: WHAT!?
You: YOU DODGED?
Stranger: no
Stranger: SIGH HEIL
Stranger: ICH BEIN EIN BERLINER
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: ANY LAST WORDS?
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: THIS IS GOING TO BE
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: YOUR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Stranger: HEILT HITLER
Stranger: WHY?
Stranger: YOUR JEW
You: SPARK BOLT!
Stranger: BOLTY
You: THE POWER
You: OF MAGNETISIMMMMMM
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: your magneto?
You: THE RED DEVIL
You: OF SECTOR SEVEN
Stranger: lmfao
Stranger: your so weird
Stranger: im going to eat your shit
Stranger: and devour yuor left foot
You: NO PROBLEM
You: ALL SYSTEMS:GREEN
Stranger: launch nuclear
Stranger: float like a butta fli
Stranger: sting lika a bee
You: IRON FIST
Stranger: IRONT CURTAIN
You: FISTS OF STEEL
Stranger: STEEL FIST
You: GENESIC
You: EMERALD
You: TAGER
You: BUUUSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: bass turd
Stranger: iraq
You: OH CAN YOU STILL GET UP!?
Stranger: you break
Stranger: why so syria?
You: *sigh*
You: This is why i dislike fighting women and children
Stranger: why?
You: I thought i held back enough
Stranger: lol
Stranger: peacegirl0lol
Stranger: XD
You: WHAT!?
Stranger: peacegirl0lol
You: Im surprised you survived this long.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFgidkGkqLg
Stranger: go there
You: WHAT?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFgidkGkqLg
Stranger: go there
You: NANNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!?
Stranger: nanny boo boo
You: CRITICAL LIMIT
Stranger: dude
Stranger: john mccains wife
Stranger: is hot
Stranger: even tho shes like 90
You: I see.
You: THIS IS GOING TO BE
You: YOUR END.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: why did hitler commit suicide?
Stranger: because he saw his gas billl
You: NOW
You: FOR THE FINAL BLOW
You: I
You: CANNOT
You: DO IT!

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