TLS' super awesome gay trip thread.

[The Universe]

Driving to Cape Cod, from chicago.

16 hour drive....FFFFFFFFF.

Anyway I've arrived and stuff so I'll now reiterate the events of my trip to you people who I am sure are interested (lies).

DAY 1:

I woke up at 3 AM, that sucked, had to carry luggage down to the car and wake up an irishman.

We drove for a few hours and got into indiana and....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCOME TO INDIANA, WHERE IT SMELLS LIKE CORN AND IT'S BORING AS SHIT.

Yeah.

Anyway I slept through most of Ohio cause Ohio is gay, but then I woke up in Pennsylvannia and it kicked ass man, lotsa hills and stuff.

Stopped at an applebees and got some shitty ribs but the fries were okay so win.

Then we got into New Jersey which is called the garden state but unless their growing Garbage then fuck if I know why they call it that.

Anyway we stopped after 17 hours since we were hopelessly lost.

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DAY 2

Since everyone else was being a bitch I had to drive today, so anyway we get into New York early in the morning and MOTHER FUCK-

No one in New York can drive....NO ONE.

So after narrowly avoiding vehicular manslaughter we all went to get some food (ironically at UNO's which is chicago style pizza).

Then after getting hopelessly lost for 10 hours, we stopped at a Hyatt.

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DAY 3

We went into Boston today, it's pretty cool, they have pizza here that tastes like rainbows and blowjobs....no seriously that's how they advertised it.

Anyway after seeing some (gay) history stuff we went to Salem or some place and locked the Irishman in the stocks.

We were gonna leave him there but then we felt bad and came back.

(Actually we remembered he had the car keys)

Anyway then we got on the road again.

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DAY 4

Now we're finally at Cape Cod and I'm talking to a bunch of retarded jack asses here on TC...funny how that works.

[Kallen Kozuki]

Nah Indiana smells like soybeans and grass most of the time.

[Tatsuya]

Nah Indiana smells like soybeans and grass most of the time.

Beats New Hampshire where it smells like cowshit and skunk half the time

[Rozencrutz]

Make it sound like Indiana sucks...

[SHSL Gang Leader]

The lesson here is: Do not fuck with people who live in Indiana

Also, so far my favorite character is the Irishman

[The Universe]

Why so down rep guys?

[MattLocke]

Probably some bitches who are pissy because they live in Indiana and don't want other people to know it is suck.

[Tatsuya]

Trust go to New Hampshire 7/10ths of the time it makes Inaba from Persona 4 look like a lively town

[MattLocke]

SEE?! I GOT A DOWN REP TOO THEY ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN!

*is drug away by a Chinese guy with a mustache*

...I'm not talking about the Fire Nation, Long Feng, let go.

[Rise: The Game]

Trust go to New Hampshire 7/10ths of the time it makes Inaba from Persona 4 look like a lively town

holy fuck

[RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK]

Why so down rep guys?

Probably some bitches who are pissy because they live in Indiana and don't want other people to know it is suck.

I think it was more of the execution of the way he described his trip. I didn't down-rep him. I suppose I COULD find it offensive if I was looking for something to be offensive. But I just didn't care.

Also, on the subject of New York, if you drove through the city, I would just blame the cab drivers. I know it's more than just them that are bad drivers, but the other drivers have to drive that way or else be killed by the cabs. You know that saying: 'When in rome....'

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

[Tatsuya]

Trust go to New Hampshire 7/10ths of the time it makes Inaba from Persona 4 look like a lively town

holy fuck

Yeah seriously, my town is honestly just main street, everything else comes from it.

[The Universe]

DAY 4.5

FUCK I STICK MY HAND OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND A PIECE OF GLASS FLIES INTO MY HAND WHAT THE SHIT

Anyway the ocean kicks ass, and going on TC on the beach kicks ass.

[Tatsuya]

DAY 4.5

FUCK I STICK MY HAND OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND A PIECE OF GLASS FLIES INTO MY HAND WHAT THE SHIT

Learn from your idocarcy fool.

[Kilvas]

DAY 4.5

FUCK I STICK MY HAND OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND A PIECE OF GLASS FLIES INTO MY HAND WHAT THE SHIT

Anyway the ocean kicks ass, and going on TC on the beach kicks ass.

Oi, that first part sucks, that's why we don't stick hands out of car windows.

Second part sounds awesome, I love the beach. If I were to go to the beach, I'd have absolutely no means of communication. D:

[Pardalis]

I think it was more of the execution of the way he described his trip. I didn't down-rep him. I suppose I COULD find it offensive if I was looking for something to be offensive. But I just didn't care.

Also, on the subject of New York, if you drove through the city, I would just blame the cab drivers. I know it's more than just them that are bad drivers, but the other drivers have to drive that way or else be killed by the cabs. You know that saying: 'When in rome....'

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

And with that I must say;

GTFO of NY or we gonna cut chu! Cut chu so bad it's gonna BLEEEEEEEEEED. Cause we hate everybody for no reason!

On another note thought the topic said "Super Awesome Gay Strip" And was like 'wait wut?' but clicked anyways.

[Rise: The Game]

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

Hahah. Ive been to NY a shit ton. Never had many issues OUTSIDE OF THE FUCKING CAB DRIVERS. One drove up a curb and almost hit me. A truck backed into me once. Oh wait there was a crazy black guy outside of the arcade at 1am yelling about a fucking hate and guns or something, but since Bishop and I are black they left us alone. WE HAVE RACIAL SHIELDS IN NY

[RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK]

Yes. Being black helps to soften the hatred toward the out of staters. You don't see too many white people who want to 'Put a cap in yoh ass.'

Mind you, they still exist. They just don't scream about it in your face.

[Kallen Kozuki]

New York sounds interesting.

[Fondos Aquila]

Then we got into New Jersey which is called the garden state but unless their growing Garbage then fuck if I know why they call it that.

You know, I say lol a lot, but rarely do I ever lol. I loled

DAY 4.5
FUCK I STICK MY HAND OUT THE CAR WINDOW AND A PIECE OF GLASS FLIES INTO MY HAND WHAT THE SHIT

I loled at this too

[Guest]

I think it was more of the execution of the way he described his trip. I didn't down-rep him. I suppose I COULD find it offensive if I was looking for something to be offensive. But I just didn't care.

Also, on the subject of New York, if you drove through the city, I would just blame the cab drivers. I know it's more than just them that are bad drivers, but the other drivers have to drive that way or else be killed by the cabs. You know that saying: 'When in rome....'

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

And with that I must say;

GTFO of NY or we gonna cut chu! Cut chu so bad it's gonna BLEEEEEEEEEED. Cause we hate everybody for no reason!

On another note thought the topic said "Super Awesome Gay Strip" And was like 'wait wut?' but clicked anyways.

I'm ignoring all the contents of this thread to say: Is that... Yaoi in your sig?

[Rise: The Game]

I think it was more of the execution of the way he described his trip. I didn't down-rep him. I suppose I COULD find it offensive if I was looking for something to be offensive. But I just didn't care.

Also, on the subject of New York, if you drove through the city, I would just blame the cab drivers. I know it's more than just them that are bad drivers, but the other drivers have to drive that way or else be killed by the cabs. You know that saying: 'When in rome....'

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

And with that I must say;

GTFO of NY or we gonna cut chu! Cut chu so bad it's gonna BLEEEEEEEEEED. Cause we hate everybody for no reason!

On another note thought the topic said "Super Awesome Gay Strip" And was like 'wait wut?' but clicked anyways.

I'm ignoring all the contents of this thread to say: Is that... Yaoi in your sig?

Unfortunately. Lol

[Guest]

I think it was more of the execution of the way he described his trip. I didn't down-rep him. I suppose I COULD find it offensive if I was looking for something to be offensive. But I just didn't care.

Also, on the subject of New York, if you drove through the city, I would just blame the cab drivers. I know it's more than just them that are bad drivers, but the other drivers have to drive that way or else be killed by the cabs. You know that saying: 'When in rome....'

And considering that TLS is not FROM NY, you should consider yourself lucky that you only encountered the bad drivers. Being an out of stater, you're lucky you weren't curb-stomped. ....By the police.

And with that I must say;

GTFO of NY or we gonna cut chu! Cut chu so bad it's gonna BLEEEEEEEEEED. Cause we hate everybody for no reason!

On another note thought the topic said "Super Awesome Gay Strip" And was like 'wait wut?' but clicked anyways.

I'm ignoring all the contents of this thread to say: Is that... Yaoi in your sig?

Unfortunately. Lol

Son, I am disappoint.

[Pardalis]

TECHNICALLY it's not. Yaoi by definition would be if Richter was inserting rod R into slot Emil's ass.
But since the definitions has gone so broad because of rabid clueless fangirls. Yes. Yes it is.

I's not a son. D= I have the lady parts!

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