Tales Chronicles Sitcom (Anyone can post)

---Tales Chronicles Sitcom---
==Episode 1, the Pilot==

*At the new Tales Chronicles*

Masu: Alright, we're done with the move. WELCOME TO THE SITE EVERYONE!

Princess: I helped make it :-D

Masu: Yes she did :-D

Lyle: So did I :-D

Masu: STFU BITCH!!!

Lyle: Awwww...

TLS: Cool site bro.

Masu: Thanks, I just hope we didn't lose anything important at old TC.

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*At the old Tales Chronicles*

Risingfenix: fuck...

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*Back at the new TC*

TLS: Nothing important.

Lyle: Riiiiight.

Masu: Anyway, I have to go get to my new job.

Princess: You have a new job?

Lyle: You work?

Masu: YES, god you two are assholes.

TLS: Am I an asshole too?

Masu: Yes.

TLS: oh...

*Masu, Princess and Lyle all leave*

TLS: ...soon people like them will cower and die before the wrath of their god...

TLS: ...alright I have the plan now I just need a Deahnote...or a Geass.

Ryuk: Lolno.

TLS: How the fuck can I see you?

Ryuk: ohsht *vanishes*

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*The TC Pub*

Dio: WELCOME TO THE PUB!

Fireman: *stabs*

Flynn: ...I'm gonna have to arrest you.

Fireman: *Stabs Oracle Knight and puts on his armor*

Flynn: Well you're obviously a diffrent person.

The Knight: Yup.

Flynn: Well then, keep on obeying the law. *leaves*

The Knight: Wow, that was far too easy.

*TLS and Catbread walk in wearing bar uniforms*

TLS: Hey, Dio I wanna talk about a raise.

The Knight: Uhhh, Dio doesn't work here anymore.

Catbread: Why is his corpse on the ground.

TLS: Yeah, and why are you in Oracle Knight armor Fireman?

The Knight: I'm not Fireman.

Catbread: Then why do you have a Baselard?

The Knight: LETHALITY.

Catbread: Wut? *dies*

TLS: ...

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*In the art section*

Lyle: Alright I'm writing another crappy fanfic.

Matt: As a memorial to Gatrie, "GAY"

Lyle: Asshole.

Song: Am I going to be in this story?

Lyle: Yup. *writes something down*

Freohr: What'd you just write down?

Lyle: Nothing.

Lelouche: GEASS

Lyle: *hands Lelouche the piece of paper*

Lelouche: It's just a list full of crack pairings.

Song: What kind of crack pairings?

Lelouche: It says, "Lyle X Princess, Lyle X Freohr, Lyle X Cym and Des, Lyle X TLS, Lyle X Song"

Song: So unlikely bullshit that is totally un-cannon and out of character for all parties involved?

Lelouche: EXACTLY, like those fanfics about me and Suzaku.

Freohr: Yeah, you obviously end up with Shirley.

Lelouche: You never finished R2 did you.

Freohr: No, why?

Song: Uhm, we need to talk.

*20 minutes later*

Freohr: SHIRLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, IMMA KILL ROLO!!!

Song: Will you settle for Emil?

Freohr: YES

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*At the UHO Forum*

Gatrie: Fuck...

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*At Serenes*

*Faggotry*

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*At the bar*

Masu: Good first day.

Lyle: No...not really.

Masu: How so?

Lyle: I think Lelouche Geass'd me.

Masu: What makes you say that?

Lyle: There is a block of fifteen minutes I can't remember and Song and Freohr have been treating me like a perv all day.

Masu: Don't they always?

Lyle: I suppose.

*Song and Freohr run in*

Song: We beat up Emil!

Masu: Not that you really need a reason to do that, but why?

Song: We couldn't find Rolo.

Masu: Best. Reason. Ever.

Freohr: I KNOW RIGHT!

The Knight: Good times...Good times...

*the end*

sounds just like what happened, I'm going to see if I can't come up with anything

Tsukune wrote:sounds just like what happened, I'm going to see if I can't come up with anything

awesome, can't wait.

I love how on a list of most memorable people, I'd be on there at least near the bottom. However, if every given a chance to be in a story or sitcom. I'M ALWAYS LEFT OUT.

your going to be in mine though

Revy wrote:I love how on a list of most memorable people, I'd be on there at least near the bottom. However, if every given a chance to be in a story or sitcom. I'M ALWAYS LEFT OUT.

Who are you again?

TLS wrote:

Revy wrote:I love how on a list of most memorable people, I'd be on there at least near the bottom. However, if every given a chance to be in a story or sitcom. I'M ALWAYS LEFT OUT.

Who are you again?

I'M FUCKING SERENE DUMBASS

==Tales Chronicles Sitcom==
----Tales Chronicles Z---------

I swear to Jebus I didn't steal this- Tres

*At the Pub*

Luke: So, I'm a bouncer or something?

TLS: yup, although your shirt may be better suited for one of the strippers.

Luke: What, can't a heterosexual man show of his bitchin' six pack?

TLS: No comment, just consider yourself lucky that your mystic arte kicks so much ass.

Luke: K'

*Asch walks in piss drunk*

Asch: I HEAT YOU LUKE FAWN FABREE U STOLE MEH LIFE, MEH NAME, AND MY ONLY CHANCE TO GET LAID IN THIS FUCKING GAME.

TLS: This is long haired Luke you know?

Asch: Oh, nevermind.

Luke: *sadfaic*

*Meanwhile over at the bar*

Masu: So Fireman how are the new employee's working out.

The Knight: Well, one is a whiney, emo bitch who dresses like a male prostitute.

Masu: And the other one is Luke fon Fabre.

The Knight: Oh and there's Catbread but he doesn't do shit.

*Sven walks in*

TLS: Tres...why are you cosplaying?

Sven: What are you talking about?

TLS: ...

Sven: *smokes a cigarette*

TLS: I doubt that considering you're what...14?

Sven: ...FOR THE LAST TIME I'M REALLY SVEN

Lelouche: GEASS

Sven: I lied, I'm just Tresiquis cosplaying.

TRES OWNED COUNT: 1

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*MEANWHILE IN SPACE*

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: No.

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: No.

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: No.

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: No.

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: No.

Fox: Are we there yet?

Blacken: Yes.

Fox: Really?

Blacken: No.

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*Meanwhile at the carnival*

Song: So...your new job is at a carnival.

Masu: Yep.

Song: I can haz go on rides?

Masu: No, You must be this tall to ride the rides.

Lyle: *points at masu* and this high to run them.

Masu: Why do you assume I'm high?

Lyle: Masu, you bought the weed from me.

Masu: That doesn't mean I'm high.

Song: What's weed?

Masu: Satin.

Lyle: The best thing ever.

Rick: Oi Mike.

Lyle: WHAT THE FU- *BOOM*

Masu: Lyle who is this asshole and why does he call you Mike?

Lyle: An IRL friend.

Song: LYLE HAS FRIENDS!

Masu: THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE! :O

Lyle: You are both going to hell.

Masu: No...when I die I'm going to KFC.

Song: And when I die I'm going to IHOP

Lyle: I get the blatently racist comment from Masu, but why would Song go to IHOP?

Song: Canadian

Lyle: All is clear now.

Rick: Oh hai der, *hits on song*

TLS: SOTHE RAGE ACTIVATE!

Rick: What the hell!

Song: He just went into his Overlimit.

TLS: HADOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN *fires big effing fireball*

*Tres falls out of sky and collides with said fireball*

Tres Owned Count: 2

Rick: Well that's new.

Princess: CAN I EAT IT!

TLS: *slowly backs away*

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*The pub*

TLS: ...

Matt: Wanna bomb Masu's apartment?

TLS: As a memorial to Gatrie "FUCK YEAH"

Matt: You get the C4 and the detonator, I'll map quest Masu's house.

TLS: This doesn't seem fair.

Matt: NOBODY CARES!

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*The next day*

The Knight: So the Oracle Knights caught Matt trying to nuke your house?

Masu: yup.

The Knight: They find anything out when they interrogate him?

Masu: Matt just keeps repeating, "my hump" by the black eyed peas.

The Knight: He knows all the words?

Masu: Aren't the only words, "Hump and Drunk"?

The Knight: Yeah, but consider the fact Matt sometimes forgets the words to the Hawaii 5-O theme.

Masu: There weren't any words.

The Knight: Precisely.

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*In a city full of generic anime characters*

*Fox and Blacken land in the middle of the city*

Fox: Lolpwnd.

*A nuke destroys the entire city*

Blacken: Bitch please.

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*Back at the pub*

Tres: Uhm, Fox and Blacken just registered.

Masu: Eff.

TLS: *takes out cellphone*

Masu: What are you doing?

TLS: Texting O'connell.

Masu: Why?

TLS: He's the only one with an Ass-Bitch level comparable to Fox.

Masu: What about Blacken.

Serene: Leave him to me.

Masu: THEN IT'S A PLAN!

TLS: ASSHOLE TEAM ACTIVATE!

SERENE, TLS, MATT, MASU, TRES

GO ASSHOLE

Captain Asshole, he's a hero, gonna take faggotry down to zero.

Masu: Tell me you didn't just do a captain planet reference.

TLS: I did.

Masu: Bitch.
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*At same generic city*

Masu: Where is everyone?

Nightmare: I banned them.

Masu: But....but...but...

TLS: We waz gun eff dem up

Tres: Yeah.

Serene: YEAH

Night: *glare*

Everyone Else: STFU

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*Somewhere*

Serene: ...

Suzaku: *playing guitar hero*

Serene: Remember when we used to do stuff?

Suzaku: Yeah, good times.

*The End*

i can imagine this somday becoming an anime...

This needs to be bumbed.

*Bumped