It's a sitcom bitches!

Yeah we're back.
Credit goes to TLS for the editing.
yeah the original was shit

====STAGE 1-1, Firemang’s Tavern=====
In a tiny bar somewhere in the heart of the internet
Lyle: *sitting at bar, drinking heavily* My shweet Adeline! My Adeline! *falls of barstool*
Masu: Dude…you’re smashed…
Lyle: I jusht had a feeeww *passes out*
Masu: Kilvas dump your ass again?
Lyle: ...mebbe...
Masu: Is it that sex tape I posted all over your facebook wall?
Lyle: No...should I be worried your dad “liked” that BTW?
Masu: Prolly’ but that’s not important now.
Lyle: BARTENDER I vill have....uhm......two vodkas....and one for masu too.
Masu: I’m taking your keys.
Lyle: I came here on a Moped.
Masu: KEYS BITCH!
Lyle: but I wanna go hoooooooooooome.
Masu: Well damn. Any designated drivers?
*loud laughter*
Masu: Didn’t think so.
TLS: *enters bar with 3 small children*
Fireman : HEY! NO KIDS! This is a classy joint man.
TLS: *ignores bartender* I’ll have a vodka and umm…and 3 for the kids. But mix it with juice!
Emerald: Did you kidnap my sister’s kids again.
TLS: No they’re mine.
*Glass shatters*
Masu: ...Matt?
TLS: No.
Masu: ...Tres?
TLS: No.

Masu: Then how the hell do you have kids?
TLS: Loooooong story.
Masu: Luckily I have time.
Lyle: *wakes up* WHAT THE FUUUU? 3 TLS’s?
TLS: Ah good you’re up, it’s story time bitches.
Lyle: Oh god I was hoping he wouldn’t find out.
TLS: Can I get some bitchin’ flash back lines up in here.
*flash back wavy line thing shit.*
TLS: Hey Matt you bought a Flintlock Pistol cool.
Matt: REPLICA OF SHANKS TEH RED’S!
TLS: Also cool....does everything you do in your life relate back to one piece?
Matt: Yes.
TLS: ...cool...anyway let me see that.
Matt: Hey I have an idea. *shoots in crotch causing testicle to remove itself and be propelled seventy feet*
*MEANWHILE 70 FEET AWAY*
Lyle: *sips ice tea*
*Testicle/Musket Ball comes flying and imbeds itself six inches deep in Lyle’s asshole.*
Lyle: Ow.
*FRASH BACKU ENDO*
TLS: and 9 months later he gave birth to triplets.
Masu:
Lyle: Kilvas dumped me for that ya know!
TLS: hehe, yeah...BTW child support mother fucker.
Lyle: FUCK
TLS/Lyle Hybrid: FUCKCOPTER!
*FIN*

...

..... quite disturbing

Um...

.....yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So.....Warn and topic close?

...Tres....what.....how....*mind breaks*

Wild Card wrote:So.....Warn and topic close?

I'd close the topic, why warn?

EDIT: Oh right, I can close topics here.
I think I'll do just that if no one minds.