Persona 4 RP Story/Dungeon

As the rock hits the step a column of flame suddenly bursts from it melting it into nothing.

"Do we seriously have to run along these stairs to the beat of some song we dont know?" Masuyo said horrified at seeing the stone get melted

Shinta whistled, "I expected falling platforms myself. Least the guy's original."

"You know, all you had to do is throw a chair at Reika. Why can't I be around for the easy shadows?" Stefan grumbled.

"I dunno. Maybe the more competent the group gets the game auto sets the difficulty?" Masuyo said shrugging

Suddenly from behind them an indescribable monster begins chasing them toward the stairs:

"What the FUCK is that thing?!" Stefan yelped.

"Funny," Shinta said plainly, "I was just thinking of starting that Catlin game today."

"IS THAT A FUCKING ASS WITH A KNIFE COMMIN OUTTA IT!?" Masuyo shouted.

"Actually I think they're ears." Shinta corrected.

"Thoughts? Attacks don't seem to work too well on these shadows. Running is probably the best idea." Stefan shrugged, angsty.

"Who cares WAHT it is, it has a knife commin outta its CRACK. RUN!" Masuyo shouted

"Onward and upward," Shinta said making his way up the stairs, paying careful attention to the song's tempo.

Stefan followed Shinta's movements. "Geeze. It's hard enough to climb this stupid shit without an armed pair of ears attacking us."

"Now that I think about it. Are we seriously having CHASE music? Its like we're fucking cartoon characters or something!" Masuyo shouted as he hopped to skip unlight stairs.

Jesus thank GOD we didn't bring the girls. Imagine if a fuckin ass shitting a knife outta its crack was their first experience. Oh god.

The Ear/Ass monster chases them up the stairs, without setting off the flames but still only moving with the speed of the music, every few bars however it swings its knife above their heads forcing them to duck as they run and makes crying baby noises. Eventually they see a large doorway at the top of the stairs with a bright light shining from behind it.

"This is ASS!" Masuyo shouted. "Oh great-OOOMPH!" he grunted as he fell on his face when the stairs began to look as if they were upside down, he fell out of disorientation.

"Holy hell!" Stefan said. "Why can't it just be a simple punch in the face, and then over?!"

Shinta replied, "Because that'd be simple and Shadows rarely are."

The lights on the step Masuyo is on begin to go dim and the monsters knife begins to swing down at him at the same time.

"Shit! Masuyo! Duck!" Stefan lifted his axe in a blocking position, blocking the knife from hitting him. "Ow! FUCK!" His arms wobbled.

"Yeah im kicking Kentaro's ass for purposely putting us three men in Catlin." Masuyo said standing up. "The fucking game revovles around men having horrific nightmares and he does this to us? FUCK! HIM!!!!!!!" he shouted angril as he dashed towards the door and kicked it down.

"SHOW YOURSELF FAGGOT!"

Oh and the light killed the ass monster catherin-er, catlin style.

"Come to think of it, theres an ass monster in Catherine too." Masuyo said.

"YEAHAHAHHHHHHH I MADE ITTTTT!" a man with ram horns and an afro shouted in his boxers as he ran into the door and disappeared.

"........whatever." Masuyo said.

"Um...Is this real?" Stefan pinched himself. "....I should stop eating at Aiya for a while..."

"No more all nighters. No more "Magic leaves". Im off the stuff for good." Masuyo said shaking his head. "Please, lets just get out of here. By the way, show of hands if you're glad as hell we didn't make THIS the girls' first TV experience?" Masuyo said raising his hand

"...Yeah." Stefan nodded. "I just hope that we don't have to do this again anytime soon." He headed for the door, but decided to gesture Masuyo to go through first. "I did save your ass back there from the knife." He used as leverage.