Holy Hikari: 5 Year Anniversary Story

The last time we had heard from our heroes....

-Werites Beacon. Tales of Legendia. Masu, Lyle, and Princess Kilvas, sit in their apartment. The songs of Ed Curtis and Isabella Roberts outside the window, singing.-

Lyle: …..

Masu: ….

Kilvas: ….*Sighs.*

Lyle: ….ALRIGHT!! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!! *Lyle jumps up from the couch they were sitting on.* I'm am not spending anymore goddamn time in this fucking plane of existence! We are getting the FUCK out of here.

Masu: ….How? We've tried, hundreds, thousands, of different ways....Killing Will Raynard didn't help.

Kilvas: ...Wait, you killed Will? Wasn't he the mayor?

Masu: *Ignoring her question.* There's no goddamn way off this fucking ship. If we were to leave the town, we'd get eaten by monsters. There's nothing but monsters on this god forsaken island. Except for the idiots that live here. ...Or die here cause of us in some cases.

Kilvas: YOU KILLED WILL?! *She panicked.*

Lyle: Don't worry. I have a plan. *Lyle heads off from the living room and into his own, slamming the door and locking it.*

Masu: ….This never goes well. *Masu sighs, resigning to his fate, grabbing a blunt object to throw at the singers outside. *

Kilvas: W-who else did you guys kill?!

Masu: ...Moses....And Jay....Shirley's probably dead by now too. She had a slow death.

Kilvas: WHAT?!

**In Lyle's room.**

Lyle: *Takes out a typewriter.* Alright here we go....

Holy Hikari: The 5 Year Anniversary.

Masu: Woah woah woah. *Masu walks onto the page. * ANOTHER sequel to that crap? Didn't you try that and it already fail?

Lyle: This time I mean it though. I'm going to write this story, and get us the HELL out of Tales of Legendia land ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Masu: How is writing a story gonna do that?! This is stupid! Stories are so totally over with, no one's done any of them for like, 3 years.

Lyle: It's been 5 years since I did the first Holy Hikari, I can do a 5 year anniversary thing!

Masu: ….It's been 4 years. It's too early for a 5 year anniversary.

Lyle: WELL I CAN'T STAY HERE ANYMORE!

Masu: But it doesn't make sense you fag!

Lyle: ….I'll write in a segment where you bang Rise.

Masu: AHFRIEOFDSADEORJEF D!!! KEEP WRITING YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!

Lyle: *Typing as he's talking. * And...thus...the crew were sent....from their home in Werites Beacon...to an entirely new land....to entirely new adventures....on their newest quest. There! *With a quick poof, Lyle, Masu, and Kilvas disappeared.*

Arc: ….*Walks into the house. * I'm home with groceries....I also beat the crap out of Ed Curtis. We might get some quiet for a few days....Hello? Anybody home?


TO BE CONTINUED!

xD
I enjoyed it. Interesting to say the least. Can't wait to read more.

Rise chapter nao

I plan on including at least Rozen, Branded and Red in this too. So if you're waiting for you to show up, complain about it, and you probably will.

If you're fine with it im more than willing to help throw in a few random chapters, just to keep it lively

I dunno about full chapters, but if you have any ideas in mind, feel free to share in a pm. (to avoid spoilers.)