The Passione Mafia

Welcome to the Passione Mafia. We are a group of legitimate buisinessmen offering protection from people wanting to cause trouble in return for a monthly fee. We also supply the booze.

Currently, the family is, well, rather empty. However, we are willing to accept applications for membership. The ranking is as follows:

Don (Giorno Giovanna)
V
Lieutenant (TLS)
V
Officers 1-6 (Catbread, Rozencrutz, Mufasa, Vacant, Vacant, Vacant)
V
Everyone else

Members get a .05 Grade salary, free booze at the pub, and a Dental plan.

Giorno Giovanna wrote:Welcome to the Passione Mafia. We are a group of legitimate buisinessmen offering protection from people wanting to cause trouble in return for a monthly fee. We also supply the booze.

Currently, the family is, well, rather empty. However, we are willing to accept applications for membership. The ranking is as follows:

Don (Giorno Giovanna)
V
Lieutenant (Vacant)
V
Officers 1-6 (Vacant, Vacant, Vacant, Vacant, Vacant, Vacant)
V
Everyone else

Members get a .05 Grade salary and a Dental plan.

Dibs on Lieutenant Mofo.

Congratulations, TLS, you are officially my Lieutenant. Your new nickname is "Mista".

New perk! Members get Booze at the pub for free!

I would like to apply for a membership

I have some experience with troubleshooting
If there are troubles I shoot them

Congratulations, Catbread, you are Officer #1.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD SIR I MEAN IT

Great. Now go extort some Grade out of a few poor saps.

Nice sign me up as an officer too lol.

Congratulations, Rozencrutz, you are officially Officer #2!

Bump for the sake of my mafia. It's no page 2 thread on a 2-page subforum...

Dibs on the Mifune position.

Mufasa wrote:Dibs on the Mifune position.

I'll take that as an application for another officer position. Congrats, it's yours.

I'm just gonna go do Mob...things.

Giorno Giovanna wrote:

Mufasa wrote:Dibs on the Mifune position.

I'll take that as an application for another officer position. Congrats, it's yours.

Psht. Fuck that.

*Rebels. Gives candy to children.*

Mufasa wrote:

Giorno Giovanna wrote:

Mufasa wrote:Dibs on the Mifune position.

I'll take that as an application for another officer position. Congrats, it's yours.

Psht. Fuck that.

*Rebels. Gives candy to children.*

...TLS, someone needs their knees broken.

Not for the candy thing, mind you. Just for rebelling.

But...I like my testicles.

Wait he's not really Mifune he's just Lyle.

And for the record, I would break any of your knees if someone gave me 30 Dollars or a Taco Bell gift card.

I can't break people's knees, but I CAN glare angrily at people's knees if that helps.

They might break. Who knows

No, the Serenes Branch is necessary for combating communism. Viva Capitalia!