The TC Pub II (Sponsored by the Passione Mafia)

Welcome to the second Tales Chronicles Pub! We, the Passione Mafia, had bought out the Pub durring the move, thanks to a few bribes and a few... less diplomatic means.

Working the Bar are Yuri Lowell and Zelos Wilder. Sheena Fujibayashi, Judith, and Claire Bennet are the (Current) Waitresses, and Cress Albane and Luke Von Fabre have been hired as Bouncers.

Now, with the introduction of the current crew, the pub is open for business!

I'll be the guy who gets drunk and breaks legs.

kthnxbai

Ah, yes, I forgot to mention that we carry only the best booze this side of Tethe'alla. In fact, I think we carry Lezareno Company Breweries' entire selection...

I prefer Malkuth brew honestly.

I take Dahngrest Alcohol or water!

Seirously you have Claire as a waitress? Woo I am not even going to get near her, Veigue will run in screaming and kill someone. Yuri as a waiter? This should be interesting...

Luke as a bouncer?

Yeah, maybe I chould can Claire in favor of someone else... By the way, Yuri's a barkeep, not a waiter.

And this is long-haired Luke who's our bouncer, not the short-haired pussy.

Yo Judith, I'll have a glass of Malkuth's finest Vodka!

A suggestion for new waitress, Innes from Tales of Hearts.

That works.

*Cans Claire and hires Innes*

By the way, TLS, I remind you that the crew ARE NPCs. This way, I don't have to post every time someone wants booze. Besides, I havn't played Tales of Hearts yet. :/

*drinks malkuth brew*

Zelos: One Birthday Jello shot, coming right up! <3

*Zelos pours the shot and slides it down to Freohr*

Rozen: Innes could you get me a bottle of wine please.

Innes: One moment please, *produces a bottle from her apron* Here you are tell me if it's any good

Rozen: What this isn't from the pub?

Innes: No I am expiramenting with wine as a new form of business.

Rozen: Okay I'll try it now so don't go anywhere.

Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Where the HELL are the customers?

...I need to come up with some sort of event to get publicity...

*stumbles in, bleeding from various wounds. Facial hair has increased to 63% of its usual size*

Root beer

I need it

Yuri: Root beer? Does this look like a 4kids Pub to you?

Zelos: ...Actually, I think we carry the alcoholic kind...

Yuri: ...Oh. *Slides Catbread a Root Beer*

DAMMIT YURI IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME AN HONEST TO GOD ROOT BEER I'LL

*collapses*