Epuk Story time

I was listening to End of The Line by The Traveling Wilburys, then it happened. My brother tried to gas pedal me but I closed my legs in time.then he proceeded by trying to attack me from above (lolinnuendo) but I rolled him of of me onto the floor. He gets me off then purple nurple me. The End

Time for round two

About 5 minutes later he comes back. Outs all of his wieght onto me, then purple nurples me. (but he misses my nipple) He accidentaly slams his in into the couch, into a corner. I tell him that Karma's a bitch, but then he nurples me some more then dumps a massive load of spit in my ear.

I lost.


He Leaves, I laugh, while collecting spit. I launch one on my sister. She gets pissed and chases me uo the stairs, and I go into my parents room. I slam the door in her facewhip around an leave the room. I stop infront of the stairs. her momentum carries her into the wall, then tries to kick me, but then I block her shin with my shin. My mom comes yelling not infront of the stairs (yay strategy) Her momentum carries my sister into the wall. she stops.

I win. The end.

*should have been in bed 48 minutes ago*

wIN DESU.

Cept you shoulda pissed on your bro or somin.

He's 6 foot 1 and 8 years older than me. I.m like 5 foot 6.