Bang Shishigami's Heroic Quest

I GAVE YOU TOO MUCH CREDIT
YOU'RE WORTHLESS

With those words echoing in my head...I am awake once more.
It was the same dream I've had every night since that fateful day...
Well, at least four times a week. I'm pretty sure!
The path of a ninja is truly a difficult one...I brush these defeatist thoughts from my mind.

It is time for my daily patrol of justice.
Evildoers beware, for the divine light of justice is here to strike you down!

You know, it almost feels as though I'm forgetting something...
......Ah! That's it! The theme of justice!
Now I stand doubly prepared to face evil wherever it may hide!

...But first, I'm going to get breakfast! A warrior is only as good as his stomach! That's basic anatomy!

Mr.Bang! You haven't fed me in two whole days! I know you said this is supposed to be for my training but this is outlandish! I need food......but you keep letting tao eat my portions!


MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Hm!? Oh, it's my apprentice Carl.
Well... I suppose you may be right. I was about to patrol in the direction of the Orient Town restaurants, so you may as well follow me.
We depart! In the name of love and justice!
You too, Taokaka. I'll buy you a steak as a reward for yesterday's lesson.

..............whatever you say Mr.Bang. Sadly enough im just in this for the food at the moment.

................

STEAAAAAAAAAAK. I WANT TUNA TOO!

-Orient Town, early morning-

We've arrived, like a lightning strike of justice!
Let me just see how much money I have at the moment...
...Hm.
It seems I'm a bit short. Obviously, when evildoers flee at the mere mention of your name, it becomes difficult to earn money as a vigilante...
I only have enough for Taokaka's fish and one other thing.

If yOu DonT GEt mE FOOd mR.bANg...........

Er...alright, I can get you food! It sounds as though you...could really use it!
Besides, true ninja of Ikaruga have the willpower to go for months without eating or even breathing! I'll be fine! Hahahaha!
*Bang's stomach makes noises that can be heard for miles*
Yes...hahaha...

*SIGH*
I'll just go catch a wanted criminal and get MYSELF some food.

H-hey, wait! You don't have to-
...ah, he's already gone.
Why must life be so cruel? My heart hangs heavy with the burden of being unable to provide for my apprentices...

Oh well, I may as well get food then. But the exact moment I'm done, the hunt is on! I shall apprehend a dangerous criminal and make my apprentices proud!
Come, Taokaka. The restaurant is just over here!

Looks like some vigilantes' I think I'll just avoid them cause I really don't want to deal with them.

Excuse me! You! You're ragna the blood edge right? There's a huge bounty on your head. Im a vigilante so *STOMACH GROWWWWLLLLLLL* so...............

Umm you sure you really want to try and catch me while your starving....

*sigh* Seriously, im just going for the first guy I could find. I just need food money. And you just happened to appear first. You're strong, I know we would have trouble with you on a full stomach, so now this will be twice as challenging! I'll just have to bear with it! Prepare yourself!

-Restaurant-
Waitress: What will...you two be having today?
I will be having the medium steak platter, and my young apprentice here will have the tuna. God speed, noble waitress!

Waitress: O...kay. *leaves*

Taokaka, I apologise, but I don't have enough money presently to get you both a steak and tuna. I'll make it up to you, I swear it!

Sup'

Wonderful *sigh* Wait who the heck are you I'm out of here.

NO! WAIT! I........need.............money for food................*cry* Sis.....what are we gonna do?

..............

Catbread wrote:-Restaurant-
Waitress: What will...you two be having today?
I will be having the medium steak platter, and my young apprentice here will have the tuna. God speed, noble waitress!

Waitress: O...kay. *leaves*

Taokaka, I apologise, but I don't have enough money presently to get you both a steak and tuna. I'll make it up to you, I swear it!

THIS IS FOR THE TUNA!
*uses distortion drive*

Fine, *tosses a bag of money to the boy* there you should be fine with that.

: You're all going to die.

: This is the pecking order,

Hakumen
Hakumen's Stool
Bang
The Worms
The Dirt
You.

: Any questions?

Warc wrote:
THIS IS FOR THE TUNA!
*uses distortion drive*

Wh-AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The table they were sitting at is destroyed.

*getting up* Ugh...well, it seems as though your skill has...ow...improved quite a bit! Ooh, that'll leave a mark...

Hm. You know, at this point it might be a good idea to

Hey! You just totaled that table! You'd better be ready to pay for it!

Yes, it is time for a HEROIC ESCAPE!
I'msorryI'llpayyoubackwhenIhavethemoneygoodbye!

*Bang jumps out the window and runs away*

Hey look its the old man.... and Tao... wait just how many vigilantes are here now anyways.

Old man!? You foul...
......
You're Ragna the Bloodedge, also known as the Grim Reaper!
The bounty on your head is the highest on record, isn't it?
Normally I'd only be interested in bringing you to justice, but seeing as how I'm short on cash...

Prepare to face the might of Bang Shishigami, champion of love and justice!

Hey look over there its Litchi....