Catbread's Quest to be the Greatest Ragequitter Who Ever Lived

I should make it an RP it would be awesome

> I am driven by the overwhelming need to win at things
> I cannot win at anything except Melee but no one plays that
> I cannot get better at anything - this also prevents me from learning languages

UH OH WHAT DO I DO

The only solution is to WIN AT LOSING
IF I'M GOING DOWN I'M GOING TO DO AS MANY STUNTS IN THE AIR AS I CAN BEFORE I HIT THE GROUND

> In TF2 I have "P" bound to explode and disconnect

> In L4D I frequently shout SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE in the chatbox before ragequit

> L/R/A/Start is for pussies. Real men taunt and then backflip off the edge on their last life.
(Alternate: Wario's motorcycle or any "rush forward" attack. Great on stages without pits!)

> I would NEVER ragequit online BlazBlue matches! That would be cheating the other player out of their *cough* hard earned points!
But, if it wouldn't make a difference whether I actually use the controller or not, there shouldn't be any problems if I put it down and go do something that's worth my time.
(Alternate: I play a game where I win if I hit with my taunt. Oh it's great when they jump right into it)

> My ultimate move is the PERMARAGEQUIT in which I lose and then never touch the game again - too powerful to be used often, but I've done it at least twice, on FFX and Halo.

> Once I ragequit the chatbox

I MUST LEARN NEW TECHNIQUES TO SUCCEED ON THE PATH OF FAILURE

I forgot the training montage music! What's wrong with me today
Thanks TLS for suggesting it

*jumps off cliffs repeatedly... AS VIOLENTLY AS POSSIBLE while music plays*

Nice.