No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

So it just came out today. And so far, the combat is just as fun as the first one. The story is kinda hard to follow, I'm trying to catch everything, but it's not all working out.

Anyway, I guess I can't complain about the story, cause I just started. Though, it seems to be the same story as the first game, but repeated?

Also, this is kinda pissing me off, why are the graphics WORSE?

Because before you started your desperate struggle, you forgot to drop a nice save.

Alright. Now that I'm on the 49th guy fight, I'm starting to get into it. But it's a lot different from the first one. Less assing around. Stick to the story pretty much.

Uh. Except I guess I skipped every assassin between rank 49 and 26 and just got 25. but whateves.....

Holy mother of God this game is fucking incredible Jesus Christ goddamn son of a bitch

MATT HELMS YOU FAT FLAMING FUCK YOU'D BETTER STAY DEAD OR I'LL USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A JUMP ROPE

Okay I lost some steam right there at the end of my taunt. But still

Rocket Grunt Stiggs wrote:The story is kinda hard to follow

Trying to keep track of the STORY in No More Heroes?



They make it pretty obvious that the only purpose of the story is to make the game more ridiculous than it already is (see fights 50-25. I HAD A FEELING SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN).

Also if you haven't played Travis' video game on his TV you really should. If you win you get a video
Oh god

Oh god the video

And lastly: I HATE DUMBBELLS
STOP THROWING THEM AT MEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU HIT ME RIGHT IN THE FACE

If you couldn't tell this is the break period to let my poor swollen hands recover. Okay break's over

Okay I should probably stop playing the game now so I can sleep

I'm ranked 5th now

Those last two fights were...extreme. Yep.
Mimmy
Oh god
And I thought the bosses were getting too easy
Turns out the game had something to say about that

And finally, Blueberry or GTFO.
*falls out of chair*

"Man this last boss is pathetic. Back in the first game, there'd be one-shot kill moves all over the-"

*Gets punched out the window and dies instantly*

"...Okay, let's try that again..."

*Gets punched out the window and dies instantly*

"......Okay I should probably go to bed now or something."

But more importantly, someone put the video on Youtube! Hooray

Most important part of the game, right here:

REALLY?

SO YOU KNOW WHO'S A FUCKER?

Spoiler:

CUZ YOU KNOW WHATS COOL?
FLYIN AROUND WITH TWO OF YOURSELF.
AND ONE FIGHTS AND STUNS ME.
AND THEN THE OTHER HIDES IN THE BACK LIKE A PUSSY AND SHOOTS LAZERS AT ME.
THEN I KILL ONE.
AND IT TURNS OUT I HAVE TO KILL THE OTHER
AND HE HIDES AND FLIES AROUND LIKE A PUSSY
THEN I HAVE TO CHASE HIM DOWN AND JUMP CUZ SHINOUBU
THEN HE REVIVES HIS PARTNER
THEN IT REPEATS
LIKE FAGGOTRY

ALSO, NYMPHO

I wish Shinobu would crank me like she does that shower handle.

MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Loool.

Killed the returning freaks. Though I'm not sure if it's still just the one guy or not.

Also, as Shinobu was showering just now, feeling herself up, she moaned: "Master."

Just FYI.

OH wow. I always got "What does Moe mean?"

Right outside of the door for New Destroy man, i got a battery to refill the sword gauge, and she moaned moe in the most orgasmic tone ever. Like, she straight up had an orgasm

Lolol.

I know she's saying that, but why though? Is it a reference to something?

Travis always says "Moe" when he gets items/health. ALso:
(From wikipedia)

Moe is a Japanese slang word originally referring to a strong interest in a particular type or style of character in video games, anime or manga. For example, 眼鏡っ娘萌え, meganekko-moe, "glasses-girl moe", describes a person who is attracted to fictional characters with eyeglasses. "Moe!" is also used within anime fandom as an interjection referring to a character the speaker considers to be a moekko (a blossoming or "budding" girl). It is even used in some anime and manga, such as Ouran High School Host Club, Ai Kora, Lucky Star, Kaichou-wa Maid-sama!, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, K-On!, Magician's Academy, Mahou Sensei Negima! and Bakemonogatari.[citation needed] There are various interpretations of what moe is today. Joseph L. Dela Pena argues that moe is a pure, protective feeling towards a female character, without the sexualization of lolicon.[1] Jason Thompson of Otaku USA regards moe when applied to young female characters or people as being an offshoot of the lolicon phenomenon and the role of cuteness in Japanese culture.

Also, travis seems to have a loli fetish, which where his "Moe" may come from.

YOU'RE BROTHER WAS A DOUCHE LOLOLOLOLOLO

Oh and, Bizarre Jelly 5 Cosplay

Spoiler:

Yosuke Hanamura wrote:

Spoiler:

Why is there no Blueberry

Catbread wrote:

Yosuke Hanamura wrote:

Spoiler:

Why is there no Blueberry

Cause...yeah there is no excuse for this.