The Battle of the Record of the Argarest War

It was a day like any other....

8:00am:
Rick: *Sends a text to my phone.* 'Mike, what are you doing today?'
Mike: *Responds while narrowly avoiding hitting several other cars.* 'School. Why?'
Rick: 'I need to get a stress ball.'
Mike: 'Alright. I'll call you when I get home.'

1:00pm:
Mike: 'Rick, I'm home. I'll be at your house in 10 minutes.'
Rick: 'K'

1:10pm
Mike: *Takes out his phone and calls.* "Rick, I'm here."
Rick: *On phone.* "Alright, I'll be out in a sec."

1:11pm
Rick: *Gets into car.* Alright let's go.
Mike: Where do they even sell stress balls around here?
Rick: I dunno. Let's try Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

1:20 pm:

*Mike and Rick walk around Bed Bath And Beyond for 5 minutes.*

1:25pm:
Mike: So yeah. The closest thing they had to stress balls were lint trap things. Now what?
Rick: I dunno. Want to get something to eat?
Mike: Not really. I had lunch before.
Rick: ....Well, I'm hungry. Let's get lunch.
Mike: K. Where do you want to go?
Rick: Your chinese place.
Mike: Cool.
Rick: Wait. I only have a hundred bill though. I'd have to break it. They probably wouldn't like that too much.
Mike: True....I got it!

1:30 pm:
Mike: Gamestop. You should buy a game.
Rick: Good idea.
Mike: Yeah. Chris ((Our friend that works there as a manager.)) might be in too. So we can say hi.

1:31 pm:
Rick: SOUPY! (Rick's nickname for Chris.)
Chris: Yo guys! *Continues helping his customer.* What's up?
Mike: Not much. *Browses 360 games.*
Rick: Pretty much that. *Browses games as well.*
Random 32 year-old loser guy: Yo know what game rocks? *He says, shoving a game that I forget the name of, but from what I could tell it was a game about a man who shoots people and has a dog for a sidekick.*
Mike: Oh...Cool.. *I say, not wanting to be rude, but not wanting to continue to talk to the guy. To no avail.*
Random 32 year-old loser guy: Yeah, they're making a movie out of Resident Evil too...*He continues.*
Rick: *Looks at other games, having gotten away from him.*

*Time passes. I talk with Chris. Rick talks with the loser and browses more.*

1:38 pm:

Rick: DUDE!
Mike: What?
Rick: This game! Sakura wars! I remember watching this anime. I should get it.
Mike: Then get it.
Rick: I know. But I have to have money for chinatown with Domi on friday.
Mike: Ah. Hm. Well you should have enough.
Rick: True.
Random 32 year old loser guy: You know, the actor playing in the Prince of Persia movie is being the voice actor for the new game....

1:40 pm:

Rick: So yeah, Chris I want to get this. *He walks up to the counter.*
Chris: Cool. Anything else?
*They talk. I look at the Ps3 price while trying to contemplate my bank account, dodging questions from the 32 year old arab guy who needs to get out and see the world.*
Chris: You know what? I've got the perfect game for you, Rick. *Chris goes into the back.*
Mike: Hm...Ps3....Hm....
Chris: *He comes back holding a box. He shows it to Rick and me.* Record of the Argarest War. *On the box are various pictures of ecchi. While me and Rick ARE pervs, we also enjoy how the RPG and affection system are prominently displayed as well. The 32 year old kept telling us the ice cream on the girl was cum.*
Rick: Sweet! But...*He looks at Sakura wars, wanting it.* Hm...How much is this?
Chris: Well, it's the combo pack. But it's only going for like 60 bucks.
Mike: Actually Rick, I was thinking of getting this too. I heard good things about it.
Rick: Still, it's pretty expensive.......Mike~
Mike: ......What? *I said curtly, knowing what was coming.*
Rick: Mike can I borrow 30 dollars~
Mike: You bastard.*We burst out laughing.*
Rick: ...Seriously though.
Mike: You jackass. *Hands over 30 bucks.*
Rick: Sweet! Too bad about this though...*He puts Sakura wars back, upset about spending a lot of money.*

1:45 pm:

Mike: ...Yeah that guy was fucking annoying.
Rick: I know, right?!
Mike: He's there like, ALL the time too.
Rick: I know! ....Dude, I can't believe I bought this. I'm not gonna be able to go to chinatown.
Mike: Sorry man.
Rick: I really should go back and return it....but....
Mike: Yeah. Speaking of which, I should return Monster hunter 3...
Rick: It seems like it would be an awesome game. But Anthony(Rick's housemate, whom is the one who actually owns the 360 and lets Rick borrow it) just got Street Fighter 4. So he won't let me play it...
Mike: Well, you could let me have it. Though I probably won't play it, as I've given up console games till the end of the symester. *I knew that was a big mistake to say.*
Rick: Mike~~
Mike: .....What?
Rick: *Laughs.* Can you lend me your 360.
Mike: Fuck no.
Rick: Why not?!
Mike: Cause what if I want to use it at some point?! And I'm still playing L4D!
Rick: Damn...Then I should probably return it....BUT I DON'T WANT TOO!!! RRRGH!
Mike: Well, I gotta return Monster Hunter anyway. So we'll do that at the other gamestop where I bought it, and then we'll decide.

2:00pm

Mike: *Walks out of gamestop 53 bucks richer.* Decide yet?
Rick: ...No...
Mike: Hah. Well, want to get food?
Rick: You COULD just lend me your 360....
Mike: No.
Rick: COME ON!!!
Mike: NO!
Rick: Dammit! I don't want to return it! It's got monster raising and shit! And an affection system-
Mike: Wait what?!
Rick: Yeah. It has an affection system.
Mike: Okay. I have an idea....I'll give you 30 bucks...and I'll take the game.
Rick: What? Why?
Mike: ....Cause I want it.
Rick: NO!
Mike: GIVE IT TO ME!!!

2:15:
*We're sitting outside a chinese food place eating.*
Rick: ....Alright. Give me the 30 bucks and I'll give you the game. But I want the mouse pad and the pillow.
Mike: Deal. I get the soundtrack though.
Rick: Wait there's a soundtrack!?
Mike: NO! IT'S MINE!

2:18:

Mike: *Feels up the breasts on the mousepad.*

2:20:
Rick: *Continues to try and guilt trip me into lending him the 360.*

2:22:
Mike: *Feels up the breasts on the mousepad more.*
Rick: Mike, that's getting to be a problem...
Mike: SHUTTUP!!!

2:30: Arriving at Rick's house:

Rick: You sure you won't lend me the 360 Mike?
Mike: Sorry man. I can't. I got L4D responsibilities. The Bastards must be feared.
Rick: Fine....I'm telling your mom you bought an ecchi game.
Mike: FUCK YOU!


And so the battle was over. I had won the game. But it may only be a temporary victory. I still miss that mousepad. ;_;

10:00pm:

No one ate dinner that night.

so you got hentai rpg? im watiing to see if its more than a bland SRP with shitty waterdowned hentai before looking into it.

also, wtf mousepad.

It came with a mousepad, that had like, breasts. It was one of the characters. And it felt like real breasts.
....

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SHUTTUP.

Auron wrote:It came with a mousepad, that had like, breasts. It was one of the characters. And it felt like real breasts.
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SHUTTUP.

you sure they felt real? have you touched breasts before? also, i know it did. it also comes with the soundtrack and a body pillow of a really cute character. If the body pillow were a poster, then i'd get it, but not a breast mouse pad and body pillow. thats creepy

Wow, well yeah the limited edition bundle is really.... unique, the breast mousepad and body pillow were a bit much, why couldn't it of been, soundtrack and awesome artbook.

Lol.
I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head.

my brother got me a wireless mouse for my laptop for my birthday.

but no mouse pad.

gimme that boob mousepad lyle ._.

NOOO!!! IT'S MINE!!!

*Fondles.*

Lol, I doubt they feel real.that was an interesting story, though.

soft =/= real, there IS a difference... =P

So.........yeah. Jesus Knee asked me to pick this up while I bought a new copy of cross edge since my previous one broke. Luckily the 2 guys working were both friends, so it wasn't as horrible as it could have been.

Dude:"Okay, preowned Agarest war? Alright. We have one more Limited Naughty Edition. You want it?"

Eric:"........YES...no."

Dude:"Okay. 44 bucks."

Eric:"Thanks. See you guys next time."

*gets to Joses*

Jose:"Sweet! Now imma play Sex, the RPG!"

Eric:"Yeah, when I bought it they asked if i wanted the limited Naughty Edition."

Jose:"And?"

Eric:"I said no."

Jose:"WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING WANT IT IFJOESJ:POSFIJWOERW)(#F"

Eric:"..........*sigh* fine." *calls gamestop* "Hey Zak. Y'know how I came in earlier and got agarest war? yeah. Well..............my friend wants the naughty edition. Can we just exchange the used copy I got for that?"

Zak:"Yeah sure thats fine."

Eric:"Okay thanks. Oh and by the way, its not gonna be ME coming to get it. Its gonna be my friend."

Zak:"........Alright alright I get it. See ya Eric"

Eric:"See ya." *hangs up.* ".............Did i seriously just have one of those "Im too embarrassed to admit something and I used the "My friend" ploy to play it off? Except that Jose actually wants it?"

James:................yeah. LOL.

Eric:............you've got to be fucking shitting me.

Fucking lulz.

Also, I realized that me and my friend bought the not naughty edition. So he's gonna pay me the 60 bucks, and I'm gonna get the real one.

/pervert

Lol. Yeah it seems interesting, and so far its a 90% carbon coppy of cross edge, minus the crossover, and more vibrant colors. That and the battle system is faster in cross edge. Imma get the PS3 version, because you can just buy it off the Playstation Shop.

the game is like crossedge/disgaea but harder. the main guy is really hot!!! i love him!!