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I'd say that's Makalov's fault. Not yours.

I've alays hated Makalov and Meg. I normally don't condone torture, but for these two, I'll make a brutal exception... *Pulls out some razor wire, some duct tape and a lrge wooden crate*

Before I start, though, anyone mind telling me where the incinerator is?

ON TOPIC, we need more Lakche in here. Much, Much more Lakche. Fir too. And Minerva...

The Knight wrote:Who wants to talk about their most favorite crazy Volke theories now?

Me please.

TLS wrote:

The Knight wrote:Who wants to talk about their most favorite crazy Volke theories now?

Me please.

I second this action

I'm still convinced that Volke is the estranged lover of the Goddess.

Also, I love Fir from what I know of her. She's one of the reasons I'd love to play FE6.

EDIT: Whoops. Forgot to reply to the yaoi thing. I have no problem with it, but I wouldn't say I'm a fangirl at all, as I said before. Though I'm quite sure I act like it sometimes. XD

Lol.

Well, if we're going to discuss Volke, then I have to mention my winning Volke formula:

Volke+Baselard+B support Heaven Affinity+Gamble= 100%hit and 100%crit=50% Automatic death

Throw Adept into that formula and he's even more deadly. But there's no need for that.

Songbird wrote:I'm still convinced that Volke is the estranged lover of the Goddess.

Also, I love Fir from what I know of her. She's one of the reasons I'd love to play FE6.

EDIT: Whoops. Forgot to reply to the yaoi thing. I have no problem with it, but I wouldn't say I'm a fangirl at all, as I said before. Though I'm quite sure I act like it sometimes. XD

Currently also my favorite Volke theory as well.

Fir, Klein, Sophia woot female dark magic user and Percival are all it takes to motivate me to play FE6. That last person was probably obvious.

Bianchi also came up with this cool theory that Volke was the one hired to kill Misaha. It definitely fits, but there's nothing indicating that it was definitely Volke. Still a cool theory, though.

Hm. That does seem interesting.

What if Volke was behind the whole thing? And he was pulling Sephiran's strings?

Now you may ask, why does he do this?

Well, same reason Yeager did it in Vesperia. War brings in the cash. No one's hiring a gun for hire if there's no one shooting.

Lol, on my last FE9 playthrough, I didn`t recruit Volke. :]

I started a new playthrough yesterday. I'm already in the middle of chapter 13, and going well.

Princess Kilvas wrote:Lol, on my last FE9 playthrough, I didn`t recruit Volke. :]

Blasphamy.

I never liked volke too much so I never recruited him even once

I liked Volke in ways, but they made the thiefs and assassins in FE9 kinda gimped considering there was no knife skill just a thing that allowed them to use them, but never increased in skill.