Re: The Hate Thread (WARNING: Do Not Read This)

[Fondos Aquila]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

[Tatsuya]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

Did I also mention that they expected the work load and the crazy teach in most of the classes

[Fondos Aquila]

Obviously they didn't expect that much work, otherwise they wouldn't be complaining about it.

[Tatsuya]

Obviously they didn't expect that much work, otherwise they wouldn't be complaining about it.

You might be right but my class has a habit to complain a lot.

[The Universe]

WOMEN SUCK

Princess not in the mood last night?

[Tatsuya]

WOMEN SUCK

Princess not in the mood last night?

So I wasn't the only one thinking that was I

[Rise: The Game]

WOMEN SUCK

Princess not in the mood last night?

Oh god.
OH GOD.
OHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOD.

MY SIDES HURT FROM SO MUCH LAUGHTER

[Turret Slayer!!!]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

Hold on. You're complaining...about people complaining...about people complaining...

[Tatsuya]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

Hold on. You're complaining...about people complaining...about people complaining...

IDK about you guys but Syn is my honorary hero of the day

[Fondos Aquila]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

Hold on. You're complaining...about people complaining...about people complaining...

You didn't get what I was going for?

[Turret Slayer!!!]

Alright you know I might as well post something I hate

It started last year, I chose not to take a third year of Spanish since i knew if I did I would get suspended for sleeping in class, like I almost did the year previous. I knew a few people who decided to continue on with Spanish III, about three weeks into the class it started.

One of my classmates in my Algebra class who was in SPIII said "This is too hard why can't she make it easier." To which I just smiled and said "That's why I didn't take it." Then people started complaining about Precalculus, Chemistry, and other classes. To which that started to get on my nerves. I started stating. "If you find the bloody class hard, why in hell did you fucking take it."

So one my favorite things to hate is, when people complain about classes that weren't nessecary to require to graduate.

I hate people who complain about other people complaining. Those people are pretty annoying, cuz they don't HAVE to pay attention to what other people say, but they do anyways(cwutididthar?).

Some people want to get into a good college. Also, some teachers make you do more work than others, thus not making it their fault. They just got unlucky.

Hold on. You're complaining...about people complaining...about people complaining...

You didn't get what I was going for?

Actually, I've just always wanted to do that.

[RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK]

I did that woman rant, but no one gave rep. ;_;

[Fondos Aquila]

REP OS FOR THE WEAK LYLE.
*actually forgot the rep system existed*

[RESSURECTED LYLE DAYEK]

Lol THX

I was just jokin around but h'okay

[SHSL Gang Leader]

The word "overrated"

If a lot of people like a thing, there's a very high chance that the thing is good. People don't like stuff that's bad. That's not how good and bad work.

The real meaning of overrated is
"A lot of people like this thing and I don't like it. This creates a feeling of being in the out-group, which is bad. To fight the feeling, I will attack the thing by claiming that although lots of people think it's good, it isn't really and I know more than all of them."

This is true I learned it in Psychology

[Fondos Aquila]

I hate it when stupid faggots call women sluts, bitches, and whores.
1) Just because she doesn't like you doesn't mean she's a bitch.
2) Just because she may want sex/initiate sexual things doesn't make her a slut/whore.

Seriously, if a GUY were to go have sex with a few girls, the girl would get responses like "LOL NICE ONE DUDE!", whereas a GIRL were to go have sex with a few guys she's instantly a slut/whore/bitch/cunt. Seriously, what the FUCK is up with this stupid double standard people set. THIS is part of the reason all us guys have such trouble getting girls to admit to ANYTHING sexual, because anytime they show desire they're instantly put into one of the lowest castes in society.

[Rise: The Game]

I hate it when stupid faggots call women sluts, bitches, and whores.
1) Just because she doesn't like you doesn't mean she's a bitch.
2) Just because she may want sex/initiate sexual things doesn't make her a slut/whore.

Seriously, if a GUY were to go have sex with a few girls, the girl would get responses like "LOL NICE ONE DUDE!", whereas a GIRL were to go have sex with a few guys she's instantly a slut/whore/bitch/cunt. Seriously, what the FUCK is up with this stupid double standard people set. THIS is part of the reason all us guys have such trouble getting girls to admit to ANYTHING sexual, because anytime they show desire they're instantly put into one of the lowest castes in society.

Awesome. The 6th time i've seen this on TC! But it never gets old, and never loses its truthfulness.

[Fondos Aquila]

I hate it when stupid faggots call women sluts, bitches, and whores.
1) Just because she doesn't like you doesn't mean she's a bitch.
2) Just because she may want sex/initiate sexual things doesn't make her a slut/whore.

Seriously, if a GUY were to go have sex with a few girls, the girl would get responses like "LOL NICE ONE DUDE!", whereas a GIRL were to go have sex with a few guys she's instantly a slut/whore/bitch/cunt. Seriously, what the FUCK is up with this stupid double standard people set. THIS is part of the reason all us guys have such trouble getting girls to admit to ANYTHING sexual, because anytime they show desire they're instantly put into one of the lowest castes in society.

Awesome. The 6th time i've seen this on TC! But it never gets old, and never loses its truthfulness.

Oh really? I never saw it.

[Rise: The Game]

I hate it when stupid faggots call women sluts, bitches, and whores.
1) Just because she doesn't like you doesn't mean she's a bitch.
2) Just because she may want sex/initiate sexual things doesn't make her a slut/whore.

Seriously, if a GUY were to go have sex with a few girls, the girl would get responses like "LOL NICE ONE DUDE!", whereas a GIRL were to go have sex with a few guys she's instantly a slut/whore/bitch/cunt. Seriously, what the FUCK is up with this stupid double standard people set. THIS is part of the reason all us guys have such trouble getting girls to admit to ANYTHING sexual, because anytime they show desire they're instantly put into one of the lowest castes in society.

Awesome. The 6th time i've seen this on TC! But it never gets old, and never loses its truthfulness.

Oh really? I never saw it.

Lyle and I have ranted about that specific double standard over 10 times

[Fondos Aquila]

Ah. I specifically remember Lyle using that double standard at Serenes XD

[Rozencrutz]

Yeah this has happened before and yes this is truth.

[SHSL Gang Leader]

It's time I put this one to rest once and for all
PREPARE YOURSELF

I hate Hakumen

IMPORTANT NOTE: The following has nothing at all to do with Hakumen's fighting capabilities in-game.

If you don't know who he is, he's Sephiroth.
That sums up everything about his character. Everything.
It is not a compliment.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF HAKUMEN
-Sit in a cave
-Do speech at anyone who enters cave
-???
-Profit

He does nothing. Ever.

Hey bro he doesn't have a choice bro he's kind of stuck there bro if you were stuck in a cave you wouldn't have much to do either bro

That's true.
But as always, Hakumen is terrible not because of just one issue, but because of issues piled upon issues until they make a big Katamari ball of issues that folds in upon itself into a "white void" of issues, if you will.
I am just going over the issues one at a time so it will be excruciating for me to have to write (not for you to read, I am well aware that no one will actually read this. Which is good! No one should have to read this anyways it sucks).

But I got way off track. Let me get back on track.

As with Estelle, one thing that makes Hakumen so terrible is that just about every other character in the game is amazing.
Out of the twelve (current) playable characters, only four are not amazing:
-Noel
-Jin
-V-13
-and our friend Hakumen.

Noel: I thought for a while about why Noel sucks, and actually couldn't come up with anything.
That's when I figured it out: Noel isn't amazing simply because nothing about her is very interesting. She's an average person. Which isn't that bad, really, just not amazing like everyone else.

Jin: He's a dick. In fact, he's that rare creature, a person so evil that even I don't like him. This could be because he's a dick for no reason, and not in any entertaining way (for how to do evil right, see Hazama or Arakune); he just hurts and kills people and that's the whole of it. Bang will save us! BANG BANG BANG BAAAAAAANG
Once I read the entire synopsis I understood more of why he acts the way he does. I still don't like him, but I can tolerate him now, at least.

V-13: If Hakumen was a young girl, he would be this. But given her place in the story, I can't really blame her. Still, her rapism (ITS A WORD NOW BITCHES) makes her extra uncool.

Yes it is VERY ironic that

Spoiler:

AND SO
To address the "HES IN A CAVE AND CAVE PEOPLE CAN'T BE INTERESTING":
If Ragna, or any of the awesome characters that the story ignores, was stuck in a cave, they would still have something that Hakumen does not: genitalia a personality.

Ah, that's not exactly true. He does have a personality.
From his words and actions, I can tell his personality goes something like this:
"IM THE BEST IM THE BEST IM THE BEST"

YEAH THAT'S GREAT HAKUMEN YOU'RE THE BEST
BUT HEY GUESS WHAT
NO ONE CARES
I'M TOO BUSY PAYING ATTENTION TO PEOPLE THAT SAY THINGS BESIDES "IM THE BEST"

Cause if you spend all your time talking about how great you are and don't actually DO anything, that makes you A POSER.
No I did not misspell "awesome".
Hakumen is a P-O-S-E-R
GOT IT MEMORIZED

Yeah well guess what bro he's one of the six heroes so shut up

Uh huh. Let's just say I'll believe it when I see it.
Remember,

Spoiler:

That's an odd type of hero if you ask me.
Yeah when Jubei said Hakumen was "the star of the show", I almost threw up
HE DOES NOTHING AND HAS NO PERSONALITY
WHYYYYYYYYY HAKUMEN

And for the final blow...
Oh you better believe I can do it
Gonna shut this bitch DOWN
Cold steel your way out of THIS you worthless relic from another age

Hakumen would not be nearly as bad if he wasn't FORCED INTO THE STORY WHENEVER POSSIBLE.

Story mode.
Every true ending I can recall is the Hakumen ending.
This can get pretty retarded pretty fast.
First of all he does the same gay speech any time anyone sees him. I bet he has it written on his arm.
Secondly, a lot of endings that would otherwise make lots of sense for that character are pushed aside to make way for the great white faggot.
For example...hmmmm which character's storyline did I beat with 100% completion hmmmm
Taokaka's story mode.
She has one ending where she travels around the city, meeting just about every important character in the game, INCLUDING Kokonoe and Jubei. She ends up driving Arakune away from her village, and then everyone has a feast to celebrate (OH HO HO HO HO)
Or, her true ending. Fight Arakune. Fight HAKUMEN. The end.

DO

NOT

WANT


The best part is probably how, in the story,

Spoiler:

I don't even have to insult Hakumen here.
He's done all the work for me.





Oh and in Bang's true ending he kills Bang.





AND THEREFORE I HAVE NO MERCY FOR THE WORTHLESS ONE

DIE IN A DITCH LIKE THE DOG YOU ARE

AND NEVER APPEAR BEFORE ME AGAIN

[SHSL Gang Leader]

Sigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just realized, not ONLY are the four worst BlazBlue characters super important to the storyline, but they also (with the possible exception of Hakumen) are all known for specific horrifying tactics:
Noel's drive spam
V-13's "cover the screen with flying shit"
and Jin's "LITERALLY ALL OF MY MOVES ARE BROKEN YES EVEN THE JAB"

AND all four of them (with the possible exception of V-13) appear to be immensely popular

It's like there's a really, REALLY gay pattern here

This is what turns me off from BlazBlue, even more then the fact that I completely suck at it with no hope of improvement.
Four out of five of the most powerful, important, popular characters are dreadful.

It's probably going to be this way for the whole series, however long it runs.

Yeah, I hate that.

A lot.

[Rise: The Game]

New blazblue nerfed the fuck outta jin, and V-13 is going to be less bullshit.

BUT AT THE SAME MOTHER FUCKING TIME THEY NERFED EVERY FUCKING AWESOME CHARACTER.

AND BUFFED FUCKING HAKUMEN. and tager yay

[SHSL Gang Leader]

Well it's okay as long as the game ends up balanced

Apparently Hakumen needed it so if that's what it takes for balance, I'm fine with it.

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