Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
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Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Fondos Aquila Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:59 am
YOU CAN POST YOUR OWN CHAPTERS IF YOU WANT!
CHAPTER WON (Is short because I'm sleepy)
Our Hero, Arakune, has just woken up! He slides out of his comfy sewer pipe bed and worms his way up to the streets of Kagatsuchi.
"I'm different I'm different I'm different...", he mumbles, walking down the street. People stare at him as he slowly walks on his two hands. Arakune wanders aimlessly around, occasionally stopping to absorb a cat and sometimes a human unlucky enough to walk nearby, until suddenly...
"I AM THE WHITE VOID. I AM~"
"YORG!" *eat's Hakumen*
Arakune stands for a while, his head rotating occasionally, as Hakumen desperately tried to escape from inside. Eventually the struggling stopped, and Arakune went about his wandering. He then stumbled upon clinic.
'Clinics house patients', he thought to himself. 'Patients are easy meals.'
Arakune then enters the clinic, only to come face to face with Litchi!
"Oh my! What are you doing here!"
"Aaaaghhh Aaaauuuughh! Aaaagh Aaauuuughhhh!" He screamed as he violently rotated his body. Arakune then threw up Hakumen.
"GRIMALKINNNNN!!!!!!", Hakumen screamed, then he teleported away.
TOO BI CONTINUED
CHAPTER WON (Is short because I'm sleepy)
Our Hero, Arakune, has just woken up! He slides out of his comfy sewer pipe bed and worms his way up to the streets of Kagatsuchi.
"I'm different I'm different I'm different...", he mumbles, walking down the street. People stare at him as he slowly walks on his two hands. Arakune wanders aimlessly around, occasionally stopping to absorb a cat and sometimes a human unlucky enough to walk nearby, until suddenly... "I AM THE WHITE VOID. I AM~" "YORG!" *eat's Hakumen*Arakune stands for a while, his head rotating occasionally, as Hakumen desperately tried to escape from inside. Eventually the struggling stopped, and Arakune went about his wandering. He then stumbled upon clinic.
'Clinics house patients', he thought to himself. 'Patients are easy meals.'Arakune then enters the clinic, only to come face to face with Litchi!
"Oh my! What are you doing here!" "Aaaaghhh Aaaauuuughh! Aaaagh Aaauuuughhhh!" He screamed as he violently rotated his body. Arakune then threw up Hakumen. "GRIMALKINNNNN!!!!!!", Hakumen screamed, then he teleported away.TOO BI CONTINUED
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by SHSL Gang Leader Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:02 am
Chaper Tow:
They revoker teh isotrope
but they don't
Our hero and the mysterious pair of breasts stared at each other dramatically! And was spinning his head extra dramatically!
"FLLLLEEEAARRRRGGGGHHH" Arakune shouted and then ate the entire clinic.
Several people were alarmed!
"_Ugh____must lea______so__pla____ore quiet_" our hero thought to himself.
Then he transformed into a spring and leapt high into the air and perched dramatically on top of a building. Then he got a book and read it in THREE SECONDS.
"EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!" he thought quietly to himself.
SUDDENLY a mysterious person appeared!
"YOU'RE A SECOND RATE SOLDIER" the person said.
Arakune spun around crazily and saw
TO BE CONTINUED
They revoker teh isotrope
but they don't
Our hero
and the mysterious pair of breasts stared at each other dramatically! And was spinning his head extra dramatically! "FLLLLEEEAARRRRGGGGHHH" Arakune shouted and then ate the entire clinic.Several people were alarmed!
"_Ugh____must lea______so__pla____ore quiet_" our hero thought to himself.Then he transformed into a spring and leapt high into the air and perched dramatically on top of a building. Then he got a book and read it in THREE SECONDS.
"EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!" he thought quietly to himself.SUDDENLY a mysterious person appeared!
"YOU'RE A SECOND RATE SOLDIER" the person said.
Arakune spun around crazily and sawTO BE CONTINUED
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Fondos Aquila Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:21 am
CHAPTAR THRI:
HUGS
Our hiro turn around and C a gigantic demin! 
"Is it really you?"
"edurehg;laaowue3rfgras..."
"I see."
walked towards . Unsure of what he was doing, watched 's movements. As he got close it appeared as if he was trying to give him a hug.
"Ah, he must have been lonely since he turned! He obviously wants a hug!"
reached out his arms (he has a longer grab range) and grabbed . As he hugged him close he could hear the sound of jiggling boobs () inside ! then slammed to the ground, forcing the boobs to be spit out.
"Atomic Collider! Fist of ~SPARK BOLT!" he screamed. was sent flying incredibly far!
"Thank you for saving me!"
"No problem. You're a doctor now, right?"
"Yes I am. Why?"
"I need you to take a look at my GIGANTIC TAGER!" said as he threw up in the air. He jumped up, spread her eagle and then...!
gently placed her on a nearby roof.
"I figured this will take a while, so you should do some yoga while you watch."
"How very considerate!"
then began to practice his Gigantic Tager attack, having spot openings.
Meanwhile, our hero (who decided it would be nice to take to bird form while soaring so high) stumbled across the Kagatsuchi public library!
"iwiurg;rosga9jorg." he said as he entered the library (it was closed, but he just slid under the door). then found something new, the "manga" section of the library. They didn't have that in the Library! He became one with the books and then started to read happily.
TEW BEE CONTINUED
HUGS
Our hiro
turn around and C a gigantic demin! "Is it really you?" "edurehg;laaowue3rfgras..." "I see." walked towards . Unsure of what he was doing, watched 's movements. As he got close it appeared as if he was trying to give him a hug. "Ah, he must have been lonely since he turned! He obviously wants a hug!" reached out his arms (he has a longer grab range) and grabbed . As he hugged him close he could hear the sound of jiggling boobs () inside ! then slammed to the ground, forcing the boobs to be spit out. "Atomic Collider! Fist of ~SPARK BOLT!" he screamed. was sent flying incredibly far! "Thank you for saving me!" "No problem. You're a doctor now, right?" "Yes I am. Why?" "I need you to take a look at my GIGANTIC TAGER!" said as he threw up in the air. He jumped up, spread her eagle and then...!gently placed her on a nearby roof.
"I figured this will take a while, so you should do some yoga while you watch." "How very considerate!" then began to practice his Gigantic Tager attack, having spot openings.Meanwhile, our hero
(who decided it would be nice to take to bird form while soaring so high) stumbled across the Kagatsuchi public library! "iwiurg;rosga9jorg." he said as he entered the library (it was closed, but he just slid under the door). then found something new, the "manga" section of the library. They didn't have that in the Library! He became one with the books and then started to read happily.TEW BEE CONTINUED
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rise: The Game Fri Oct 09, 2009 9:45 am
CAHPTUR FOR:
SRSLY?
Our hero was blissfully reading the manga that he had discovered in the library! saw that no one was in sight, and he was reading a ecchi manga. So he decided to 2b while he still had his privacy.
OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH
Our hero was having a great time 2bing. So great that he didnt notice someone approaching until he heard a shout of "SERIOUSLY?"
It couldnt be anyone else. Without a doubt, it was
KISARAGI.
"WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?" shouted as he absorbed the books for later use.
put his hands on his hips like a faggot and replied "I thought it might have been brother, but its just a worthless abomination. DONT YOU EVER APPEAR BEFORE ME AGAIN." shouted as he suddenly flew at our hero on some ice vehicle. It was a direct hit. Our hero didnt see it coming.
"WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?" shouted in anguish.
"Because." stated, 
[/center]
"AUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" yelled as he was blinded by the hideous banner had flashed in his face.
"DIE! DISSIPATE!" shouted as he prepared another ICE CAR.
"IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted as he-!
TO BE CONTINUED
SRSLY?
Our hero was blissfully reading the manga that he had discovered in the library!
saw that no one was in sight, and he was reading a ecchi manga. So he decided to 2b while he still had his privacy. OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCH OOCHOur hero was having a great time 2bing. So great that he didnt notice someone approaching until he heard a shout of "SERIOUSLY?"
It couldnt be anyone else. Without a doubt, it was
KISARAGI."WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?"
shouted as he absorbed the books for later use. put his hands on his hips like a faggot and replied "I thought it might have been brother, but its just a worthless abomination. DONT YOU EVER APPEAR BEFORE ME AGAIN." shouted as he suddenly flew at our hero on some ice vehicle. It was a direct hit. Our hero didnt see it coming."WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?"
shouted in anguish."Because."
stated, [/center]"AUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
yelled as he was blinded by the hideous banner had flashed in his face."DIE! DISSIPATE!"
shouted as he prepared another ICE CAR."IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
shouted as he-!TO BE CONTINUED
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Fondos Aquila Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:24 pm
CHAPTUR PHIVE:
EWIRUFGERWIBWI
"IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted as he visualized the pictures from his book. was too late. He couldn't stop it. Our hero became a spider and EXPLODED right out of the top of his head. He couldn't help it.
"THIS IS NO FUN AT ALL!!!!!!" screamed. He couldn't get off the ice vehicle fast enough! He too the full brunt of the blow. He was blasted through the roof, covered in the goop.
then collapsed into a pile of goop. That took a lot out of him, literally. After a few seconds of recovering, he decided it would be best to leave before the cops came. He slithered under the door and rounded the corner, only to find...
TO BEE GOING ON
EWIRUFGERWIBWI
"IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!"
shouted as he visualized the pictures from his book. was too late. He couldn't stop it. Our hero became a spider and EXPLODED right out of the top of his head. He couldn't help it. "THIS IS NO FUN AT ALL!!!!!!" screamed. He couldn't get off the ice vehicle fast enough! He too the full brunt of the blow. He was blasted through the roof, covered in the goop. then collapsed into a pile of goop. That took a lot out of him, literally. After a few seconds of recovering, he decided it would be best to leave before the cops came. He slithered under the door and rounded the corner, only to find...TO BEE GOING ON
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by SHSL Gang Leader Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:52 pm
EPISODE SEX:
Brought to you by the letter J
And Viewers Like You
It was
Someone had insulted her tiny breasts recently so she was going to cheer herself up with some hot yaoi doujins
UNTIL THE HERO OF LOVE AND JUSTICE APPEARED
AND SAID "ARGLEBLARGLE"
EW I HATE BUGS
said the miniature breasted person
Our hero was faced with a tough decision
To eat or not to eat
Fortunately he is very good at making the hard decisions and ate her in .347 seconds!!
Then he obtained her special weapon!
YOU GOT
DRIVE SPAM
Then
walked out from behind a wall and saw our hero, who spun his face around in a friendly manner.
"I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" he said. And he did.
Sadly, our hero was immediately hungry because 's breasts were practically microscopic
So he ate 50% of the floor.
THEN A HOLE WAS CREATED AND HE FELL IN IT
COULD THIS BE THE END FOR OUR HERO
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF
DRAGONBALL Z
Brought to you by the letter J
And Viewers Like You
It was
Someone had insulted her tiny breasts recently so she was going to cheer herself up with some hot yaoi doujins
UNTIL THE HERO OF LOVE AND JUSTICE APPEARED
AND SAID "ARGLEBLARGLE"
EW I HATE BUGSsaid the miniature breasted person
Our hero was faced with a tough decisionTo eat or not to eat
Fortunately he is very good at making the hard decisions and ate her in .347 seconds!!
Then he obtained her special weapon!
YOU GOT
DRIVE SPAM
Then
walked out from behind a wall and saw our hero, who spun his face around in a friendly manner."I NEED TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE" he said. And he did.
Sadly, our hero was immediately hungry because 's breasts were practically microscopicSo he ate 50% of the floor.
THEN A HOLE WAS CREATED AND HE FELL IN IT
COULD THIS BE THE END FOR OUR HERO
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF
DRAGONBALL Z
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rozencrutz Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:24 pm
Episode Sev en
Our hero continued to fall from the hole and landed on a void.
mu-- e--- co--ume whi--.
Why has this happened twice to me...
ca-- con--me t-- w--te. and his head began to spin
Hey its the and
used Blade Yukikaze and launched a out of the mass of
jumped on sword to prevent from using it to finish
is hungry feed
HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT ME
Just then fell through a hole in the floor
Hey you , , , , your under arrest
Why did I come at this time
Do--nt w--t a -icket.
TO BE CONTINUED DUN DUN DUHHHHHH
en Our hero continued to fall from the hole and landed on a void. mu-- e--- co--ume whi--. Why has this happened twice to me... ca-- con--me t-- w--te. and his head began to spin Hey its the and used Blade Yukikaze and launched a out of the mass of jumped on sword to prevent from using it to finish is hungry feed HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT ME Just then
fell through a hole in the floor Hey you , , , , your under arrest Why did I come at this time Do--nt w--t a -icket.TO BE CONTINUED DUN DUN DUHHHHHH
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Fondos Aquila Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:52 pm
MISHON NYNE:
Hey...
Our hero watched as gave everyone a ticket. He then realized something.
"I _ev_r r__l_y _ot to abs___ a_yo__..." Our hero then walked away.
"Hey! Where are you goi~" she started to yell at , but as she yelled she realized everyone else was running away! Except for , who Sledged away.
"Oh no you don't!" she yelled, but then a voice from above said "Stupid."
"STOP CALLING ME STUPID!" screamed to the sky, looking at 
, who was squatting and looking down the hole.
In all this chaos, just walked until he found a pipe leading him back to the sewer, where he ate his usual small animals. He was very tired (he did a lot of fighting, and everything he absorbed got taken out anyways *sadface*) so he took a nap.
NOT REALLY ENDING HERE
Hey...
Our hero
watched as gave everyone a ticket. He then realized something. "I _ev_r r__l_y _ot to abs___ a_yo__..." Our hero then walked away. "Hey! Where are you goi~" she started to yell at , but as she yelled she realized everyone else was running away! Except for , who Sledged away. "Oh no you don't!" she yelled, but then a voice from above said "Stupid." "STOP CALLING ME STUPID!" screamed to the sky, looking at , who was squatting and looking down the hole.In all this chaos,
just walked until he found a pipe leading him back to the sewer, where he ate his usual small animals. He was very tired (he did a lot of fighting, and everything he absorbed got taken out anyways *sadface*) so he took a nap.NOT REALLY ENDING HERE
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Fondos Aquila Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:27 pm
REBEL ATE
AKSHUN!
While our hiro nap, birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. He then waked and sed,
"Eet."
So slithered up to the surface to go grab a bite to eat (again). He wandered around town, kindly spinning his head at pedestrians as he passed them, until he stumbled upon the pool!
" I __ed m__ey... I will be__me a lifeguard...", he said, and walked into the pool house. There appeared to be nobody inside, so he took a lifeguard whistle and put on a lifeguard shirt. He then went out and sat in the high chair that lifeguards sit on. He watched as children played in the pool, and whistled at those who broke the rules. He was proud.
Suddenly, there was lots of splashing. No, this wasn't splashing, this was flailing. A child was drowning!! Our hero had to save him! dived using his Down Jump attack! Unfortunately for the child, he did not have the super human abilities of people in fighting games, so he was automatically ripped to shreds by 's dragon form. , unsure what to do, then absorbed the child (which took care of his hunger), and then warned the rest of the children not to drown because it was not safe. Of course, all they heard was
"Don't_r_wn__df_ry__NOTSAFE EHEEEEE!!"
They then swam more and all was happy.
STORY TO NOT FINISH HERE.
AKSHUN!
While our hiro
nap, birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. He then waked and sed, "Eet."So
slithered up to the surface to go grab a bite to eat (again). He wandered around town, kindly spinning his head at pedestrians as he passed them, until he stumbled upon the pool! " I __ed m__ey... I will be__me a lifeguard...", he said, and walked into the pool house. There appeared to be nobody inside, so he took a lifeguard whistle and put on a lifeguard shirt. He then went out and sat in the high chair that lifeguards sit on. He watched as children played in the pool, and whistled at those who broke the rules. He was proud.Suddenly, there was lots of splashing. No, this wasn't splashing, this was flailing. A child was drowning!! Our hero
had to save him! dived using his Down Jump attack! Unfortunately for the child, he did not have the super human abilities of people in fighting games, so he was automatically ripped to shreds by 's dragon form. , unsure what to do, then absorbed the child (which took care of his hunger), and then warned the rest of the children not to drown because it was not safe. Of course, all they heard was "Don't_r_wn__df_ry__NOTSAFE EHEEEEE!!"They then swam more and all was happy.
STORY TO NOT FINISH HERE.
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rise: The Game Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:12 pm
Rebal Nain: AKSHOWN
Our hero woke from his nightmare. He was still shaken at the fact that he devoured one of the children he was supposed to be supervising as a life guard.
__ed _y___ogy. He said as he slithered through one of his sewer pipes to orient town to seek help.
Orient Town
"fud" our hero said as he saw a kiosk selling food. he slithered up to it and devoured the entire stand (along with the worker) with a "YORG!"
our hero then realized he just did what he was trying to prevent. he ate another innocent person.
"WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!" he yelled as he teleported into the psychiatrist's office.
"So just what IS wrong with you anyways?"
"IM DIFFERENT IM DIFFERENT IM DIFFERENT"
".........I see. well you sound very........"different" as you call it. So i will show you some pictures and see how you feel about them. maybe it will show us your problem."
eet.
eet.
rape.
................................
?????
"AHOWIOSHUEDFJOIDCOWFwOIH)(WARFHODOADMSLOAKFJOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" our hero shouted as he then turned into a giant eyeball and flew around destroying everything including tager.
"MY DEFENSES!!!!"
*watching the spectacle* "HOW COULD THIS BEEEEEEEEEEE!?"
CONTINUE.
Our hero woke from his nightmare. He was still shaken at the fact that he devoured one of the children he was supposed to be supervising as a life guard.
__ed _y___ogy. He said as he slithered through one of his sewer pipes to orient town to seek help.Orient Town
"fud" our hero said as he saw a kiosk selling food. he slithered up to it and devoured the entire stand (along with the worker) with a "YORG!"our hero then realized he just did what he was trying to prevent. he ate another innocent person.
"WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!" he yelled as he teleported into the psychiatrist's office. "So just what IS wrong with you anyways?" "IM DIFFERENT IM DIFFERENT IM DIFFERENT" ".........I see. well you sound very........"different" as you call it. So i will show you some pictures and see how you feel about them. maybe it will show us your problem." eet. eet. rape. ................................ ????? "AHOWIOSHUEDFJOIDCOWFwOIH)(WARFHODOADMSLOAKFJOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" our hero shouted as he then turned into a giant eyeball and flew around destroying everything including tager. "MY DEFENSES!!!!" *watching the spectacle* "HOW COULD THIS BEEEEEEEEEEE!?"CONTINUE.
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rise: The Game Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:28 am
Chaptar tin: PartE
...............................
our hero was silently sitting around in his dump place thingy, spinning his head in peace. until he heard an ear piercing shout of:
SQUIGGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"kill."
Hey squiggly! The boobie lady said I can have a party at her clinic and she said to invite friends! Tao doesnt really have any friends besides the kaka kittens, so im inviting you!
"_rty m__s food. I _o. E_t."
You talk like such a wierdo squiggly! Bye!
"__at wi_l _ _ear _o th_ pa__y?" our hero asked himself.
3 hours later.
once again, tell me, WHY the fuck am i here?
because rawgna fed tao! rawgna is a good guy, so i invited you to say thanks! Tao doesnt have any money........
Fucking hell.
BROTHER!
.................
This miserable creature invited me to this shit hole clinic for some hoodlum gathering, i just HAD to come when i heard you would be here!
....................
arent you happy to see me brother?
CARNAGE-
WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
!?
I CANNOT ALLOW SUCH ACTIONS TO HAPPEN IN MS.LITCHI'S HAVEN! IF YOU TWO DO NOT STOP, THEN I, BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL DESTROY YOU TWO MYSELF!
you piss me off. go lay down somewhere old man.
O-o-old!? HOW DARE YOU! YOU BASTARD KISARAGI!!!!!!!
the hell is your disorder pops?
POPS? IM ONLY 34 DAMMIT! I HAVENT EVEN STARTED MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!!!!
you talk too fucking much. why dont you shut the fuck up already!?
thats it! I've had it! I WILL DESTROY THE BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!" Bang shouted as he began to bang install.
aw fuck not THAT shit again!
*dashes towards ragna and jin*PREPARE YOURSELF EVILDO-*SLAM*
Ms.Tao said we would be meeting here sis. But, it doesnt even look like everyone is here yet. Uhh.....Did i hit someone? *looks behind door* Oops........
CAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT CHANCE TO IMPRESS MS.LITCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im not very impressed with you three smashing up my clinic............
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WASNT DOING ANYTHING! PLEASE FORGIVE ME MS.LITCHI!
tch. What a bitch.
excuse me?
No! I meant pops not yo-
ALL GREEN!
GODDAMMIT HOWAARRRLLL!
Durring the chaos a knock was heard at the door. Carl opened it to see arakune with a snazy bow tie.
................................................
__CK! W_Y _O YOU A_L __RE AT MEEEEEEEEEE!??!?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK?
LJSODIJFODKSASLDDLFKSKDFSDl HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Our hero was going berserk! It looks as if his rampage cant be stopped! Is this the end of our other friends!?
*Around the corner from litchi's clinic*
tell me again why im traveling to a shoddy clinic with you peasants?
STOP CALLING ME STUPID!
YEEEAAAHHHHH!
because kokonoe said to...................
WHY DOES RAGNA HATE ME?
THERE IS A SMALL, VERY VERY VERY VERY SMALL RAY OF HOPE APPROACHING THE CLINIC!
TO BE KONTINUD
...............................our hero was silently sitting around in his dump place thingy, spinning his head in peace. until he heard an ear piercing shout of:
SQUIGGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"kill." Hey squiggly! The boobie lady said I can have a party at her clinic and she said to invite friends! Tao doesnt really have any friends besides the kaka kittens, so im inviting you! "_rty m__s food. I _o. E_t." You talk like such a wierdo squiggly! Bye! "__at wi_l _ _ear _o th_ pa__y?" our hero asked himself.3 hours later.
once again, tell me, WHY the fuck am i here? because rawgna fed tao! rawgna is a good guy, so i invited you to say thanks! Tao doesnt have any money........ Fucking hell. BROTHER! ................. This miserable creature invited me to this shit hole clinic for some hoodlum gathering, i just HAD to come when i heard you would be here! .................... arent you happy to see me brother? CARNAGE- WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! !? I CANNOT ALLOW SUCH ACTIONS TO HAPPEN IN MS.LITCHI'S HAVEN! IF YOU TWO DO NOT STOP, THEN I, BANG SHISHIGAMI WILL DESTROY YOU TWO MYSELF! you piss me off. go lay down somewhere old man. O-o-old!? HOW DARE YOU! YOU BASTARD KISARAGI!!!!!!! the hell is your disorder pops? POPS? IM ONLY 34 DAMMIT! I HAVENT EVEN STARTED MIDLIFE CRISIS!!!!!! you talk too fucking much. why dont you shut the fuck up already!? thats it! I've had it! I WILL DESTROY THE BOTH OF YOU AT THE SAME TIME IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!" Bang shouted as he began to bang install. aw fuck not THAT shit again! *dashes towards ragna and jin*PREPARE YOURSELF EVILDO-*SLAM* Ms.Tao said we would be meeting here sis. But, it doesnt even look like everyone is here yet. Uhh.....Did i hit someone? *looks behind door* Oops........ CAAAAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT CHANCE TO IMPRESS MS.LITCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not very impressed with you three smashing up my clinic............ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WASNT DOING ANYTHING! PLEASE FORGIVE ME MS.LITCHI! tch. What a bitch. excuse me? No! I meant pops not yo- ALL GREEN! GODDAMMIT HOWAARRRLLL!Durring the chaos a knock was heard at the door. Carl opened it to see arakune with a snazy bow tie.
................................................ __CK! W_Y _O YOU A_L __RE AT MEEEEEEEEEE!??!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? LJSODIJFODKSASLDDLFKSKDFSDl HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!Our hero was going berserk! It looks as if his rampage cant be stopped! Is this the end of our other friends!?
*Around the corner from litchi's clinic*
tell me again why im traveling to a shoddy clinic with you peasants? STOP CALLING ME STUPID! YEEEAAAHHHHH! because kokonoe said to................... WHY DOES RAGNA HATE ME?THERE IS A SMALL, VERY VERY VERY VERY SMALL RAY OF HOPE APPROACHING THE CLINIC!
TO BE KONTINUD
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by SHSL Gang Leader Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:46 am
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- you know that thing where you take a one and you put it next to another one well the thing it makes is the number that's the number of this part okay: Electric Boogaloo Our brave hero, driven into a deep sorrow, was flying around Litchi's clinic in a berserk sad rage of depression and anger sadness!
DO'N__LOOK__T_ME_LIK____AT_JU_____CAUSE
I__AVE_BET__R_FASH_____ENSE___AN_YOU
EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE our hero declared heroically. Looks like it's up to me, Bang Shishigami, to slay this foul beast and WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY HOW COULD THIS BE Hmph. Pitiful worm. I'll destroy you with a single IMDIFFERENTIMDIFFERENTIMDIFFERENTIMDIFFERENT DAMN OBSTACLE Well, this has been fun and all, but I've kinda got a schedule to keep so...see ya.
But our hero had the reflexes of something with big reflexes!
And he blocked the door!
With reflexes! YOU_CA____EAVE_UNT___Y___SA___OMETH____NI____BOUT_MY__IE
He declared.
And he lashed out at the tasteless cretin! Ah, shit!
Only to find his stabbing leg of justice blocked by an evil force!
Nice block, sis! Wow, thanks for that, kid! You're welcome...but you should really thank my sister, not me.
Besides, it's likely I'll have to kill you myself, so please don't put yourself in any unnecessary danger. Uh. Well that's...hey! Kid! Look out! Our hero used his LEGENDARY POWER!!!!! Sis, I don't think these rings around me are healthy... EVERYONE, STOP!
The shout was so sudden, even the noble decided not to completely fill the universe with bugs like he was about to!
Bugs of JUSTICE! I know how to get him to calm down! Argh...well spit it out already, woman! All you have to do is Hey, this looks like fun! Tao wants to play, too! Get the hell out of the way, you worthless THIS IS FOR THAT TUNA THIS IS NO FUN AT ALL I'm back for more! EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH GOD DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Our hero was about to break his sworn vow not to eat innocent people once again.
Could anyone arrive soon enough to prevent this terrible thing!?!?!?!!?!??!!??!??!?!???!?
Meanwhile, around the corner, a group of strange people had been arguing for about twenty minutes. Ragna...good. You're wrong. He must be destroyed. Ragna...good. How many times must I say this? He's the Black Beast, and deserves nothing more than a quick death. Ragna...good. I'm going to go over this one more time. I hope you'll see the truth of it this time, puppet. This is almost amusing. Why does being around you make me feel empty inside? Because you were adopted. WAAAHHH! I don't know how much more of this my defenses can take.
Tager reaches for his phone for the seventh time that minute. Kokonoe? Kokonoe?
Oh, I turned off my phone a couple hours ago. I'm not gonna let that bolthead interrupt me while I'm playing Super Monkey Ball. If I lose my concentration for a moment I could SON OF A BITCH I TIMED THAT PERFECTLY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YOU PIECE OF SHIT CONTROLLER I'M GOING TO REBUILD YOU INTO A TOASTER Damn. Still no reception. If these fools can't even walk around a corner, I'm just going to have to take matters into my own hands.
Rachel bends reality for a second. Our hero is suddenly launched skyward with great force, breaking a hole in the clinic's roof. ARGLEBLARGLE
He said, expressing his mild concern. Well. That's more than enough excitement for one day. I'm just going to head out... What's the matter, brother? Don't you want to AWWRIGHT DAMN OBSTACLE This is an ukemi! Hmm...I could have sworn I heard the voice of that foul Jin Kisaragi... I've lost him again... What's this? Miss Litchi appears to be sad about something, probably the destruction of her clinic.
I wonder...If I appear before her in her time of need as a hero, prepared to defend her from anything, there's no way she wouldn't fall madly in love with me! Ahem... Miss Litchi, I And that's why, not only will you be able to find him, but you'll definitely be able to restore him to his former self. My sister thinks so as well. *sniff* Thank you for everything you've said. You've been a great help, Carl. Anytime, Ma'am.
Meanwhile, billions of miles away, our valiant hero had heroically landed nearby Kagutsuchi's airship port. Tha__pa_ty__as_ter___le__ut__t_lea___I_ha___my__ow__ie
He declared, ever the optimist.
BUT AS IT TURNED OUT THE MOST HORRIBLE THING IN THE UNIVERSE HAD COME TO PASS!
The great hero looked up and saw that he was no longer wearing his bow tie!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he muttered darkly to himself.
This concludes the chapter. Will our brave hero find his lost bow tie? Who will come out victorious in the debate of the century? What will make Noel cry next? Where is Jin's beloved ice car (Which disappeared mysteriously in episode 47)? And what is the mysterious, yet extremely hazardous device that Kokonoe installed in Tager while he wasn't looking? Wait, what!?
All this and more, on the next episode of
SPACE THUNDER KIDS No, wait! What was that you were saying?
Kokonoe? Kokonoe, it's me!
Hm. No reception here, either.
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Kallen Kozuki Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:28 am
"Analyzing Route.... processing....." "What is this thing" "Breastless Female analyzed ignoring, path analyzed teleport initializing." vanishes in a flash of light "Why does everyone insult my chest." "Because there is nothing better to do?" "Ragna the Bloodedge YOUR UNDER ARREST." "Right, right I'm under arrest, go bake some cookies or something you......." pauses noticing the person is familar looking, "What...." "Brother I found you please come back!!!!!!!" "Shit well see ya girl," jumps over the railing down towards Orient town. "Nooooo, this is no fun at all." collapes in depression "Major Kisaragi, what is wro....." notices a bunny girl "I see you are well, good day," walks off as if nothing had happened. "Wait who are you, I MIGHT NEED TO ARREST YOU." walks after the bunny girl "This is no fun at all." "AWWRIGHT HEY NICE MAN WHO GAVE ME FOOD LETS PLAY" pounces on "NO DAMN.......... OBSTACLE" as he is dragged by "What just happened?" scratches his head confused. "Wh.. a . sto.. m..t in..estiga... b.gs.. wh.. t.. d.. b.. don. kno.." our hero flails about till he begins to fly after "AZUREEEEEEEE!" "Ragna good." "No he must be destroyed" "Ragna good" "No he is evil." "Ragna good" begins to pulsate in a light, "THANK YOU GRIMALKIN!" vanishes. "Must reanalyze the situation." "Today has been so quiet hasn't it Carl." "Yes it has been" he looks at "Right sis" ....... "HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEEEE" as he is hit by our hero chasing Azure. "O.. nin.. ge.. ou.. of.. wa.." contemplates eating.
THE END!!!!!
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rise: The Game Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:30 pm
LOL.
"THANK YOU GRIMALKIN"
best line ever.
"THANK YOU GRIMALKIN"
best line ever.
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Rise: The Game Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:41 am
..................Our hero was using his insanely high speed internet in his sewer hole he calls home. He was checking out posts on forums of all of the amazing changes he obviously received in continuum shift.
I __ter be a_so_e.ARAKUNE: REQUIRES A CURSE GAUGE TO FILL BEFORE CURSE CAN BE USED
_HAT!? T__S IS _HI_!!!!Our hero was not pleased. To such an extent, that he was about to eat his computer until............
ARAKUNE: DOES NOT LOSE CURSE WHEN HIT.
WHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE! Oi. Stop leeching our internet. You make my checkups run slowly because of your always downloading torrents. Wha_? I am a p_son too. I li__ mov__s. Well thats great. So im just gonna.........hm?Tager leaned over to read posts about him.
TAGER: GADGET FINGER. PICK UP PPL OF THE GROUND.
WHAT. THIS IS, YOU MEAN I CAN TAGER BUSTER INTO TAGER BUSTER? GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS FOR BEING LOW TIER AND INSULTED FOR SO LONG! Tager shouted ALMOST cracking a smile.Kokonoe:If by god you mean me then yea sure. I made alterations to you in your sleep.
AGAIN!? UNEXPECTED!meanwhile somewhere in orient town.
stop following me. Jin Kisaragi! Your day has come! Fear the might of A TIER BANG tiers mean nothing when I can freeze you. like this! *uses 5D* *instantly breaks out* BWAHAHAHHA! WHAT THE SHIT
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by SHSL Gang Leader Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:44 am
That post was A tier
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Re: Super Happy Adventures with Arakune! (Interactive story)
by Sawasaur Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:54 am
the hero decided to continue on his quest for justice, freedom, and hambur-ahem food. Well
just so happen to walk into the affair of and shouted in shock and dismay "HUUUGHHHHHHEHEHEHEEHKUUUUUUFFUUUUUUU. W at s go ng on ere? Whywhywhywhywhy 
" replied "I thought you were working as a lifeguard at the pool...."To which
replied "I was laid o f. H w could you do th s to me boobi-I mean b by? How could you DO THIS TO MEH " yelled at and said "GET OUTTA MY SWAMP, "That's when shiz got serious and
strolled in (somehow) and went all on and abused . But it was actually who was controlling so it was self-harm. Our hero took it upon himself to get help for Will this next psychiatric
therapy session turn into an enlightenment for ? Or CHAOS?
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