Bishop's Adventures in Soul Silver.

23:06:09] Elf Desu : holy shit wtf
[23:06:29] Elf Desu : theres this completely new area right after the 3rd gym in SS
[23:06:42] Elf Desu : That i have no idea what it is
[23:07:23] Elf Desu : and now I after seeing a crazy japanese monologue
[23:07:26] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : lol
[23:07:27] Elf Desu : I have three option
[23:07:35] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : yay!
[23:07:36] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : japanese
[23:07:46] Elf Desu : "jap"
[23:07:51] Elf Desu : "jap"
[23:07:58] Elf Desu : "UNDERSTOOD"
[23:08:16] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : :/
[23:08:20] Elf Desu : Understood is in english for reasons unknown to me
[23:08:54] @ Masu Claus : huh
[23:08:58] @ Masu Claus : lol
[23:09:05] @ Masu Claus : maybe cuz its the "DONT TALK NYMORE" choice
[23:09:20] Elf Desu : ok
[23:09:32] Elf Desu : so i paid this guy 100 munny
[23:09:41] Elf Desu : it showed my ghastly
[23:09:56] Elf Desu : with a bunch of words with stars
[23:10:04] Elf Desu : then it drank something
[23:10:10] Elf Desu : and a star went away
[23:10:17] Elf Desu : and it made a bad noise
[23:10:25] Elf Desu : i do not like it here
[23:10:30] Elf Desu : i am scared
[23:10:53] @ Masu Claus : lol
[23:11:19] Nightmare the Breaker has been disconnected the Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:11 pm (session timeout)
[23:11:26] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : @.@
[23:12:16] Elf Desu : now there's a psyduck, a fardefetch and a slowpoke all walking in lines right next to each other
[23:12:21] Elf Desu : for no apparent reason
[23:12:40] Elf Desu : I can ruin their syncronization by standing in front of one
[23:12:51] Elf Desu : that's about it...
[23:13:06] Elf Desu : actually
[23:13:21] Elf Desu : It looks like the fardefetch is moving at much higher speeds than the other two
[23:13:30] @ Masu Claus : lol
[23:13:36] Elf Desu : And slowpoke is... slow
[23:13:47] Elf Desu : this is weeeeird
[23:14:17] Elf Desu : now I walked into the building
[23:14:24] Elf Desu : which i guess is a battle tower
[23:14:46] Elf Desu : The floor is a dark black/blue
[23:15:01] Elf Desu : and it has glowing colors bouncing across these weird tubes
[23:15:18] @ Masu Claus : Bishop's Adventures:Narrated By Bishop
[23:15:21] Elf Desu : and Final fantasy esque music playing

I talked to an old man in the building. He then proceeded to tell me a bunch of numbers with hiragana. God, being a foreigner is hard. Wait, I see a large screen behind a desk. It shows a Chikorita, Cyndaquil, and Totodile racing repeatedly... Also, there is a soda machine. awesome. I accidentally bought fresh water, but that's ok. Now the bitch gym leader with the Miltank has shown up for no apparent reason, now she runs downstairs. And now back up, and now she gives me an item. So I go downstairs, se a bunch of trophies. boring. Go back to mid level, then upstairs. Long dark corridor. Next room seems like a balcony overlooking a race track. You can hear a crowd. I talk to just about everyone... twin lolis, butterfree girl, father and son, middle aged baxer and tshirt man... Wait a sec. Boxer-tshirt guy has changed the music? great. More Japanese options. Umm... OH MY GOD. The second(of three) option leads me to 6 more options, which leads me to 3 more options. Fuck. Just.. run...

So, I go to the front desk, choose the first option, and my character spins a lot, and changes clothes and has spiky hair
[23:31:42] Elf Desu : WAIT WHAT
[23:32:00] Elf Desu : My character just turned into a completely different person
[23:32:04] Elf Desu : for no apparent reason
[23:32:37] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : what
[23:32:48] Masu Claus has been disconnected the Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:32 pm (session timeout)
[23:33:15] Masu Claus has joined the chat on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:33 pm
[23:33:31] Elf Desu : Ok
[23:33:38] Elf Desu : so I just figured this out a bit
[23:33:44] Elf Desu : I made a team of three pokemon
[23:33:53] Elf Desu : and the stars are for like, stats n crap
[23:34:02] Elf Desu : like stamina and speed and endurance n shit
[23:34:12] Elf Desu : fuck
[23:34:21] Elf Desu : i have no idea what to do tho
[23:34:53] Elf Desu : ALRIGHT
[23:35:05] Elf Desu : It's the Pokethlon
[23:35:14] Elf Desu : and the instructions are in jap
[23:35:20] Nightmare the Breaker : g
[23:35:28] Elf Desu : with a stylus and a squiggly line
[23:36:32] @ Rozen the Christmas Mod : bye guys
[23:36:34] Rozen the Christmas Mod is Disconnected on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:36 pm
[23:36:48] Elf Desu : OH SHIT
[23:37:01] Elf Desu : I WAS SUPPOSED TO CONTROL MY ENTIRE TEAM
[23:37:08] Elf Desu : It was hurdles
[23:37:19] Elf Desu : and i tap my pokemon on the screen
[23:37:25] Elf Desu : to make them jump
[23:37:34] Elf Desu : the hurdles come from the top screen
[23:37:43] Elf Desu : and wow
[23:37:51] Elf Desu : Togepi got first
[23:38:05] Elf Desu : but Cynda and Boulder got 10/12
[23:38:28] Elf Desu : next event
[23:38:39] Elf Desu : i have to slash apparently
[23:39:03] Gingercatbread has joined the chat on Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:39 pm
[23:40:06] Elf Desu : and collect flags apparently
[23:40:08] Elf Desu : holy shit
[23:40:11] Elf Desu : this is fun
[23:40:34] Elf Desu : and the aftermath music is amazing

[23:42:25] Elf Desu : event 3
[23:42:30] Elf Desu : more slashing
[23:42:44] @ Masu Claus : kool
[23:42:45] @ Masu Claus : so
[23:42:48] @ Masu Claus : i just beat the rival
[23:42:51] @ Masu Claus : for the 1st time.
[23:44:17] Elf Desu : Dude
[23:44:22] Elf Desu : Just did a race
[23:44:36] Nightmare the Breaker : h
[23:44:37] Elf Desu : where you have to slash sideways repeatedly to keep your pokemon movin
[23:44:38] Elf Desu : Dude
[23:44:42] Elf Desu : This is REALLY fun
[23:44:53] Elf Desu : I hope they have a multiploayer version
[23:44:59] Elf Desu : This is like pokemon stadium
[23:45:02] Elf Desu : For the DS
[23:45:06] Elf Desu : or something
[23:45:08] Elf Desu : i dunno
[23:45:10] Elf Desu : It's fun
[23:45:21] Elf Desu : You can ram other pokemon
[23:45:44] Elf Desu : and your pokes speed is based on it's species/stats i think]
[23:46:13] Elf Desu : I think the younger ones are faster
[23:46:21] Elf Desu : cuz my togepi was a fucking SPEED DEMON
[23:46:37] Elf Desu : It ran so fast I could barely move away from obstacles
[23:47:00] Elf Desu : And my Geodude knocked my opponents away pretty well
[23:47:05] Elf Desu : though he was kinda slow
[23:47:07] Elf Desu : God
[23:47:10] Elf Desu : this is awesome
[23:47:21] Elf Desu : YES
[23:47:25] Elf Desu : I GOT FIRST PLACE
[23:47:34] Elf Desu : THIS IS MY 1ST FIRST PLACE
[23:47:41] Gingercatbread : gratz yo
[23:47:42] Elf Desu : Every other time I got dead last
[23:47:53] @ Masu Claus : cool
[23:47:54] Elf Desu : It's cuz my Togepi is fuckin beasty

I like how I'm in all of those logs.

It's cuz you're always there for me night

Yep.

This will also serve to ready me for when I want to play HG/SS.

SO, today was filled with awesome stuff. Don't even know where to begin. Maybe where I left off. So after playing in the Pokethlon for a million years, I squirted Sudowoodo with waterz, pissed it off, captured it, traded my Toxicroak, shiny Pupitar, and Aipom over to myself from diamond, and went to the 4th Gym Town. I go to the PokeCenter, heal myself first, then decide to check out all the buildings. This one guy gave me OMFG WHAT ITEMFINDER YES. Item Finder, if you didn't know, is the single most important item in the Pokemon series. It lets me find invisible items, which are often in random rocks or just lying on the ground for some reason. Maybe they're under leaves or something. But yeah, this thing now looks and operates like the fucking DRAGON RADAR from Dragon Ball Z. Awesome. After scouring the entire city for items, I check all the other buildings. This one place looks old and stuff, lets walk into it~ OMG WHAT THE FUCK. So there's a giant hole in the floor and I just see Raikou, Entei, and Suicune all just chilling there. So I'm like "Shit i better check this out!" and run over the only available path to find none other than my Rival, who proceeds to do his usual: Have less pokemon, at a higher level than mine, and destroy my team. His Crocnaw somehow has maxed stats in HP, Def, SpDef and Atk, as my attacks do like, 1/12th his max hp, and he proceeds to 1hko/2hko all of my pokemon. I won, as usual, after putting up Ghastly, using Curse, then sacrificing 4 other pokemon until he dies from the curse. So he runs off, I go back to the pokecenter, as usual, then return. I work my way past trainers and go downstairs, where i see the 3 dogs. When they see me they scream and run away, so I leave the building. I go, fight the Gym leader, who is the first one who's actually easy. Ghost types? lol. I have a Togepi with Extrasensory(80 power Psychic attack), and almost every other pokemon I have has a Dark type attack, including my newly evolved RATICATE (my old favorite pokemon, simply because it evolves from a cute mouse to a scary as giant rat with humongous fangs AND has a move called HYPER FANG which rapes almost EVERYTHING, barring my Rival's Crocnaw apparently). So I then head over to the left, rape some trainers, realize that things are getting tougher and tougher since I have 2 normal types, and not a single Grass or Water type pokemon, or attack for that matter. Actually, I think my move types consist of... Normal, Dark, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Ground... oh yeah, Fire. I GUESS Rock smash counts as Fighting... But it's Rock Smash. So now I'm at the 5th Gym town, I see my rival who scares the shit out of me because I have 2 pokemon left alive, and he stops me, but only to tell me I suck apparently. That's ok, cuz If i fought him then, he'd win instantly. If only he knew... Well, I heal up, go into this lighthouse, and now turn off the game for a while.

Then I pick it back up again after mentioning the Pokethlon to my brother, then I feel a strong urge to play it and show him, so I break my vow to never use the bike( it forces the pokemon that's behind you to go back into it's pokeball ), and bike back towards the Pokethlon, and the first bit of grass that I hit, I get into a battle. This is so stupid... Wait, what the hell... Why is the music OH MY GOD.

First battle when I turn on the DS is fucking ENTEI?!? This guy is level 40, i'm level 22. OMG THROW A FAST BALL QUICK. Damn, it doesn't even phase this dude... Well he ran away...
I stopped there.