Kingdom Hearts featuring Deep Space and some other worlds that aren't as important

I been thinking about these games a lot recently so here is a topic about them

I freakin love these games a huge amount, for primary reason: BEAT ENEMIES WITH KEY UNTIL VICTORY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Not so much a fan of the storyline, so I tend to ruthlessly mock all the cutscenes but I do that with everything anyways

The newest game, "300 days and then some divided by 2" for the DS, is still topping sales charts in Japan. I played it for about a minute on a friend's R4 and it is amazing (for the uninitiated: 4-player co-op or competitive heartless killing action with all 13 Organization members).

I dunno if you want a question to start with here's one:
PLAY AS ANY ORGANIZATION MEMBER SO PICK ONE
I pick Lexaeus (spelling is probably wrong oh well) because he fights with cards which is pro
I like gambling-style people (Like Gambit and Cait Sith)

I'm not including the secret characters because then they would get all the votes (also that would be spoilers)

Demyx and Larxene for me because Demyx is hilariously pro and larxene is lightning element. also roxASS sucks ASS.

um mine would most likely be axel and Xemnas because axel is fire and I love fire and xemnas uses swords of course I like him

ugh. Why do I have the feeling that birth by sleep will be lame as hell?

Masu wrote:ugh. Why do I have the feeling that birth by sleep will be lame as hell?

Because 365/2 days is going to be awesome.

I admire Axel, because he's stupidfunny and he's not ashamed to be openly gay.

Metal Rabbit wrote:I admire Axel, because he's stupidfunny and he's not ashamed to be openly gay.

M-A-N-S-E-X
Got it memorized

I decided I could no longer not play KHII so I started up a new game of it

-Raged for 10 minutes about how stupid the "random item shines for no reason and that unlocks the next path for you" is
-Raged for another 10 minutes at Aeris and her sucktastic voice (They're presents for you)
-Raged for 30 minutes at how little sense Nobodies make (they have no feelings and Roxas has a diary)
-Tried to see how many innuendos I could spot in Roxas' cutscenes. The count shot off the scale in the first few seconds of the first cutscene I tried, so I gave up
-YOU CAN GIVE US BACK THE ______ NOW
-CHICKEN-WUSS
-LAMERS
-Sorry, I'm old so I closed my shop
-Am now on Land of Dragons, just saw Sora get punched in the face and I lold IRL
-BTW this game is awesome and the Mexican Heartless are awesome
-Yeah it's 6AM why do you ask

Anyways one of the many things I raged about was WHAT THIS SERIES NEEDS:
(Besides sequels, that's obvious)
-AN ACTUAL PARTY: Recruit everyone you meet for epic win party.
-THE ABILITY TO CHANGE WHO YOU'RE CONTROLLING: Because playing as other people is awesome. Also, yeah, I don't like Sora that much. He's okay, just not my favorite character, is all.

I guess what I'm saying is, switch Sora out of the party and go on AWESOME QUEST with a group of, say, Jack Skellington, Beast, and Mulan.
Or Donald, Peter Pan, and Aladdin (The Annoying Prick Brigade, this team would be called.)
HECK in a future KH game: Kuzko/Zidane/Eve.
I would buy that game five times and eat one of the copies.

UHH HERE'S A QUESTION
WHAT WOULD YOUR PARTY BE!?!?

Kairi, Yuffie, and Auron

Best party combination ever, IMO

Zidane(STFU HES FUCKING AWESOME AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN KH TO AWESOME IT UP)
Donald (HES FUCKING AWESOME)
Mickey(NEEDS MORE PARENTHESIS WITH THE WORDS "HES FUCKING AWESOME!" IN THEM)

I borrowed KH1 from a friend.

Got swallowed by a giant whale in outer space.

Metal Rabbit wrote:Got swallowed by a giant whale in outer space.

ARG
Yeah thanks for reminding me about a whale's anatomy

Bowels connected directly to mouth

Mouth connected to throat (breathing passage), which leads STRAIGHT UP into the STOMACH

I take back anything bad I ever said about Tetsuya Nomura, the game's creator, because I just read this
http://kotaku.com/5310597/kingdom-hearts-conceived-with-chainsaws

Short version: Nomura's original idea was to have the main character fighting with a chainsaw.
Think about that for a second

Spoiler:

Roxas and Axel. and then maybe Xigbar coz i loved his battle ." you little sneak!"

Tifa, squall, Jack awesome combination right there

lol. Jack, Axel, and Aladdin.
i wonder how this would turn out...

I'll just leave this here

Carl Clover wrote:ugh. Why do I have the feeling that birth by sleep will be lame as hell?

Surprise

that dude looks awesome I can't wait to play as him, now I can see a kingdom hearts fighting game

Tsukune wrote:that dude looks awesome I can't wait to play as him, now I can see a kingdom hearts fighting game

No item synthesis

Chicken Little only

Final Destination

JESUS KNEE wrote:lol. Jack, Axel, and Aladdin.
i wonder how this would turn out...

The party approaches Xigbar.
Xigbar: Why don't I remind you how tough the croud you're dealing with-
Jack: Making Christmas MAKING CHRISTMAS
Xigbar: Wait, what?
Axel: Got it memorized?
Xigbar: That doesn't even-
Axel: BURN BABY
Aladdin: (Runs around at speeds approaching 347MPH, swinging his sword and yelling)
Axel: C'MERE I'LL MAKE IT ALL STOP
Jack: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS
Xigbar: But
Jack: SURPRISE
Xigbar: ...
Xigbar runs away.

YET ANOTHER AMAZING VICTORY FOR TEAM CHRISTMAS DESERT INFERNO

Rozencrutz wrote:Kairi, Yuffie, and Auron
Best party combination ever, IMO

The party encounters Kurt Zisa.
Auron: ...
Kairi: I'll fight with all my strength!
Kairi hits Kurt Zisa with her Keyblade, causing 5 damage. This is because her fighting experience is limited to when she fought Shadows for about thirty seconds total at the end of KHII. Then Kurt Zisa does the bullshit spinning attack and Kairi is incapacitated.
Kairi: ...Sora...
Auron: ...
Yuffie: Oh yeah? Well how about THIS!?
Yuffie throws a bunch of tiny shurikens. Kurt Zisa counters them.
Yuffie: Not good.
Auron: ...
Yuffie: Then it's time to unleash the ULTIMATE NINJA TECHNIQUE
While Yuffie is summoning the giant blue shuriken, she is standing completely still, and a bunch of sand and flying magical crap flies around and incapacitates Yuffie.
Yuffie: Just...gimme a second...
Auron: ...
Kurt Zisa stares at Auron.
Kurt Zisa: ...
Auron: ...
Kurt Zisa: ...
Auron: ...
Kurt Zisa: ...
Auron: Your pain shall be twofold
Auron swings his sword around a bit, causing Kurt Zisa to explode.
Yuffie: YAY! We won!
Auron: This is MY story. And YOU'RE not part of it.
Yuffie: Hey! That's not very nice!
Auron: ...

that sounds about right and I found a party that would fail sorta
Sora, Cloud, Sephiroth

Tsukune wrote:that sounds about right and I found a party that would fail sorta
Sora, Cloud, Sephiroth

Yeah that particular group wouldn't last five minutes



Okay FINE



Sora: Alright guys, let's get out there and defeat those Heartless!

There is no response.

Sora: Guys? Hello?
Cloud: I WILL END YOU
Sephiroth: Everything you hold dear...will be lost.
Cloud: DIE IN A FIRE YOU GAY HOMO
Sephiroth: You will never be rid of me. Not as long as you draw breath...
Cloud: FUKCIGN DIE FFFFFFFFF
Cloud and Sephiroth are having an epic fight to the death, accompanied by amazing high-resolution effects and an orchestrated version of One Winged Angel.

Sora: *sigh* Alright, fine. I can handle a few Heartless on my own, no problem.
Xaldin: Where's the fun in this?
Sora: Great.
Sora then becomes Anti Form for no reason and is killed instantly.
Catbread: I HATE THIS GAME
Hojo: And that's why science is AWESOME.

Catbread wrote:I'll just leave this here

Carl Clover wrote:ugh. Why do I have the feeling that birth by sleep will be lame as hell?

Surprise

Im happy with that result. It stayed true to its roots and kept the gameplay how it should i cant wait for it.

Looks about what I've come to expect from a KH game.