The Quest for the Holy Hikari 2

That was...er, interesting...=x

xD
Can't wait for the next.

O_____O

What the.... whats even better is the fact they left Benigion when they are still there lol.

Lol, I bet I know what they're singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEqviGZO5Q

Sailing, Sailing, Jumping off the railing ♪
Drinking, Drinking, 'til the ship is sinking ♪
Gambling, Stealing, lots of Sex appealing ♪
Come, let us sing the Sailor Song! ♪

Princess Pichu wrote:Lol, I bet I know what they're singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEqviGZO5Q

Sailing, Sailing, Jumping off the railing ♪
Drinking, Drinking, 'til the ship is sinking ♪
Gambling, Stealing, lots of Sex appealing ♪
Come, let us sing the Sailor Song! ♪

Lol. That works. XD

Also, you're all a bunch of homophobes.

I'm not exactly a homophobe, but I would prefer it if I avoided thinking about two guys or girls making out. Believe me there are at least 3 lesbians and 2 gays in one of my clubs from school, two of which I'm friends with they are pretty nice.

Rozencrutz wrote:I'm not a homophobe, but I would prefer it if I avoided thinking about two guys or girls making out. Believe me there are at least 3 lesbians and 2 gays in one of my clubs from school.

Lol. I know. I'm just messin with you all.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm the freak in this situation.

In fact, I'm quite proud of it.

Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

TLS wrote:Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

Well...they're sailors. Not Pirates. So they don't drink mead and have sex with Wenches.

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

Well...they're sailors. Not Pirates. So they don't drink mead and have sex with Wenches.

Oh...then...more mead and wenches for me.

TLS wrote:

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

Well...they're sailors. Not Pirates. So they don't drink mead and have sex with Wenches.

Oh...then...more mead and wenches for me.

Nah. That goes to the pirates. You get the sexcopter.

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

Well...they're sailors. Not Pirates. So they don't drink mead and have sex with Wenches.

Oh...then...more mead and wenches for me.

Nah. That goes to the pirates. You get the sexcopter.

I'm with him, and he has pirate enough for both of us.

TLS wrote:

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:

Mufasa wrote:

TLS wrote:Wrong Princess, they were obviously singing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csHTqMG7zUo

♪ When I come back from a mighty quest ♪
♪ I have no need for sleep or rest ♪
♪ I head to a tavern for a drink ♪
♪ And get so drunk I cannot think ♪
♪ A wench by my side and a jug of mead ♪
♪ These are the things that I most need ♪
♪ So I sit back and sing this song ♪
♪ And drink and party all night long ♪

Well...they're sailors. Not Pirates. So they don't drink mead and have sex with Wenches.

Oh...then...more mead and wenches for me.

Nah. That goes to the pirates. You get the sexcopter.

I'm with him, and he has pirate enough for both of us.

Dear lord.

I was just joking when I said you were turning into Hika. But you really are. O_o

As awesome as Haar is, no one says they are awesome enough to "be with him" becuase they know that they are not good enough. Only Hika was foolish enough to believe that.

But now I see that you have become that too. How very sad that makes me....

As to making this topic sticky, I think Masu is the only one that can do that.

“Hmm.” Lyle said, writing on a piece of paper. His eye twitches from the noise behind him. “Grr. QUIT CLOWNING AROUND YOU TWO!”

“Oh fine!” Arc said as he squeaked his red nose after Masu sprayed him in the face with a bottle of seltzer.

“Us? You’re the one who hasn’t written an episode for this in over a month!” Masu yelled.

“I’ve been busy!”

“Busy with what?” Arc asked.

“....You know....Working....Playing video games.....writing erotic fan-fiction....BUSY!” Lyle responded.

“Hey...I’m done with my training.” Rozen said, walking toward them. “Tauroneo said that since the class took so long I should be an expert by now.”

“See?! My laziness is a good thing!” Lyle claimed.

“You just admitted that you were lazy though!”

“SHUTTUP ARC!” Lyle yelled. He grumbles to himself as he continues writing.

“Can we just get back to the plot now?” Masu asked.

“Fine.” Lyle sits down and gets back to writing.

***

“Myes....Everything is going according to plan...MUHUWAHAHAHA!!!” Said the evil Lord. Glenn and Vincent looked up at Jyo as if he were crazy.

“Just what plan are you talking about?” Glenn asked.

“Well, we’ve succeeded in making Serenes forest into a place of lameness, now we shall take it to a global scale! I call it; Operation Global Laming! Muhuwahaha!!!”

“Ahem.” A man in a red suit walks into the room. “Excuse me, Mr. Jyosua.”

“What!? Who are you?!!?”

“That’s not important right now. However, it is with much condolences that I regret to inform you that you’re being removed from your position as the bad guy in this story. Shuuda, Fox and Musashi are already dead from my fellow minions. ....Sorry.”

“....Dammit...” Jyosua said.

“Imma let you live though. Along with all the other people, provided that you leave now. The writers decided that you were too lame a villian. So they decided to pick a number out of a hat and that’s how many new NPCs they have to create in order to fulfill the quota. Thank you for participating thus far however.”

“Just out of curiosity, are you the new main villian?” Vincent asked.

“Oh ho ho ho. No of course not. I am no fighter. Would a fighter where such a dazzling red suit? No. I am the incarnate of one of the 7 sins. Call me Temptation. I am one of the 6 main villians in this story.”

“...Do you sing?” Glenn asked.

“Not one of THOSE Temptations.” Temptation face palmed. “Now if you would please be so kind as to leave, we are going to make our new residence here. Thank you for your time.”

“Okay...” Jyosua sulks as he get off his throne.

“Oh cut the shit Jyo.” Glenn said as the three of them left.

“Hm...Yes. Now that we run the show, it’ll come very soon that we shall get him. And once we have him, he will be ours. For I shall give him an offer, he cannot refuse.....Thus is the great power of Temptation.”

***

“ALRIGHT THEN!” Lyle yelled, outside of Tauroneo’s training shop, earning a few looks from passerbys on the street. “Now that Rozen is well versed in the arts of the spear, let’s go get back on our quest!”

“Wait.” Rozen said, killing Lyle’s thunder.

“WAAAAT?!?” Lyle asked, acting like a two year old.

“I know how to use a spear and all, but I actually need to get a spear....”

“Oh yeah...” Masu said.

“Ugh. You didn’t take the one that Tauroneo gave you?”

“Well no...That would be stealing...”

“SO!?”

“Stealing is wrong....”

“Only if you get caught.” Arc interjected.

“Ugh. Fine. Let’s go buy the big baby a spear....” Lyle grumbles. He motions to the group to follow him, as they walk to the shop.

“Ohoy! Welcome to me shop thur lads! Sorry about the low supply, my shipment didn’t come in last week, and the next one comes in tomorow. All I have left is this one spear.” Said the shopkeep, holding up the one spear in the shop.

“Well, that saves us time then. We’ll take it!” Masu said. The shopkeep and Masu did the exchange.

“Let me see that for a sec.” Lyle asked. Masu handed off the spear to Lyle. “Nice feel.”

“Yep. All these weapons are made by the top grade forgeries.”

“Hm...” Lyle points the spear at the shopkeep. “Alright. Give us all your money.”

“EH!?” Both Rozen and the shopkeep freaked out.

“You heard the man!” Masu added.

“Dammit! This is the third time this has happened this month! I gotta tell those shipment people to hurry it up!” The Shopkeep grabs all the money from his register and hands it over.

“HAHAHA! THE SPEAR WASN’T EVEN LOADED YOU FOOL!!” Lyle yelled as he ran out of the shop. Masu followed behind him.

“....Spears don’t need ammunition last I checked....” Arc said to himself. He shrugged it off and followed after the others.

“I’m very very sorry.” Rozen bowed and fled after them, thinking to himself that he should have stayed at Pizza Hut.

To Be Continued

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Anyway, nice to see a new chapter. *waits for moar*

A guy can't have healthy self-respect without being called an egomaniac.

I got that Temptation reference...don't judge me.

As for those erotic fanfictions...mind PM-ing them to me?

As for the turning into Hika thing...I just have a Haar fetish. =\

Lol I finally decided to catch up.

"Pirate ship" is definitely the GREATEST part of this story yet.

yup

Yeah too bad nothings been happening with this.

wow now that i look at it, it will be a year the 1st day of otakon since the last post in the thread

Yeah I think it died...; ;

Yeah. I kinda gave up on this after a while.

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