Re: General Final Fantasy Thread. Ooh, soft!

by SHSL Gang Leader Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:49 pm

Turns out the ladybugs weren't so bad. I got past that bit okay
But then

Game wrote:Do you want to buy anything before heading out?

Catbread wrote:Hell no
Buying stuff is for squares
I got 10 potions and that's enough for anybody

*An hour later, fighting a giant flying fish boss, with Freya dead and the rest of the party below 100HP, with no healing items left and no healers in the group*

Catbread wrote:I am beginning to suspect there might be some sort of flaw in my strategy

*Boss dies on the next attack*

Catbread wrote:NEVER MIND
MY STRATEGIES ARE ALWAYS PERFECT

And then I bought 40 potions

by **Rise: The Game** Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:51 pm

i see the best ff9 quote in the topic title.

*grabs dagger's ass*

by SHSL Gang Leader Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:55 pm

Giotto wrote:i see the best ff9 quote in the topic title.

*grabs dagger's ass*

The best part is that he did that after yelling "GET ON THE AIRSHIP GET ON THE AIRSHIP HURRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"But there's always enough time to cop a feel!"

by **Rise: The Game** Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:01 pm

Catbread wrote:
Giotto wrote:i see the best ff9 quote in the topic title.

*grabs dagger's ass*
The best part is that he did that after yelling "GET ON THE AIRSHIP GET ON THE AIRSHIP HURRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"But there's always enough time to cop a feel!"

One of the best reasons why Zidane is the best FF main

by Fondos Aquila Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:24 pm

Giotto wrote:
Catbread wrote:
Giotto wrote:i see the best ff9 quote in the topic title.

*grabs dagger's ass*
The best part is that he did that after yelling "GET ON THE AIRSHIP GET ON THE AIRSHIP HURRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"But there's always enough time to cop a feel!"

One of the best reasons why Zidane is the best FF main

Zack says hi.

by Creeping Shadow Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:00 pm

I think Im the only person on the planet who actually likes FF8. Very Happy

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:32 am

Bishop the Scumbag wrote:
Giotto wrote:
Catbread wrote:
Giotto wrote:i see the best ff9 quote in the topic title.

*grabs dagger's ass*
The best part is that he did that after yelling "GET ON THE AIRSHIP GET ON THE AIRSHIP HURRYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"But there's always enough time to cop a feel!"

One of the best reasons why Zidane is the best FF main

Zack says hi.

Hi zack.

by **Rise: The Game** Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:09 am

I just got to the vicious amazingly brutal battle on the theater stage.

Zidane & Marcus: *kick a guy*

RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by **Rozencrutz** Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:16 am

Another of my favorite battles in FF9 was the battle with Steiner when the bomb was behind him.

by SHSL Gang Leader Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:39 am

I wrote:Fuck this goddamned tree, and FUCK SAND GOLEMS

A sand golem appears.

I wrote:NO
DIE MONSTER YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD
VIVI KILL IT WITH DEATH

BLIZZARA FOR 900 DAMAGE

I wrote:If it counterattacks I will be very angry

It counterattacks

I wrote:I HATE SAND GOLEMS

I wrote:Oh...sand whirlpools. So now I fight an antlion.

Nothing happens.

I wrote:I guess not-AAAHHHHH I FELL IN
MASH X MASH X

I wrote:Alright, I'm out of there. AND NOW AN ANTLION

A large bird attacks.

I wrote:Never mind.

...HOW MUCH HP DOES THIS DAMN THING HAVE ANYWAY
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wrote:THERE BETTER NOT BE AN ANTLION UP THIS HILL
Oh thank God it's the town
Fuck that tree. I'm done with it forever hahahaaaaaaa

...AND NOW AN ANTLION!

Nothing. Wow, I guess Square isn't as predictable as I thought.

I wrote:It's time for an epic tour of the city!
"AND HERE WE HAVE OUR WORLD-FAMOUS STAIRCASE"

Citizen wrote:Help! An antlion is mauling a kid!

I wrote:

Freya skewers the antlion from above for 300 damage.

I wrote:Freya is the most badass character in the entire game.

Oh wait, was Blizzara doing any damage? I wasn't paying attention.

Idiot Brother wrote:Oh, uh...it didn't look like very much.

I wrote:Damn. Oh well, I'll try it again anyway to see for myself.

I wrote:IT DID OVER A THOUSAND DAMAGE
THAT'S MORE DAMAGE THAN ANYTHING HAS DONE BEFORE EVER

Idiot Brother wrote:Oh.

I wrote:

(It's gotten to the point at which, whenever Vivi ends a fight via massive overkill, which happens a lot, I'll shout "IT'S VIVI" and my brother will laugh. I don't know why the rest of the party even bothers to show up anymore)

I wrote:Oh no the tree is under attack!
We have to stop the attacking forces that are coming from...the tree path with the sand golems...

...f

I wrote:WE GOTTA FIND THE PRINCESS

A book wrote:Will you challenge me?

I wrote:oh what
A book is talking to me.
It will probably beat me up somehow, so I shouldn't try to fight it. I'm on a tight schedule.

I wrote:I CHANGED MY MIND BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY HARDCORE
I'MMA BEAT YOU UP, SATAN BOOK

Later:

I wrote:I HATE THIS GAME

Also Freya is having the best week ever

Freya wrote:I've sworn to defend my king and country as a Dragon Knight.

The capital city of Burmecia is destroyed and almost everyone in it is killed.
The survivors flee to Fagtree City.

King wrote:We need to perform the magic dance ritual to renew the sandstorm that protects the city. I'm sure having a Dragon Knight with us will strengthen it!

Freya wrote:I may have failed to protect Burmecia, but I can redeem myself by defending our people here.

As soon as the dance is complete, their magic harp breaks and the sandstorm dies for the first time in history.

Freya wrote:Sir Fratley! I've been searching for you for years! This is the moment I've been dreaming of! It's me, Freya!

Fratley wrote:Who?

And finally

Freya wrote:I'll defend this city no matter what, for the sake of our people. Long live the King!

In a CG cutscene, Odin rides down from heaven and obliterates the entire tree and everyone inside it in a massive atomic blast.

If she suddenly starts being emo, you won't hear a single complaint from me about it

by **Arc** Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:58 am

Holy crap, now I have to borrow FF9 from my friend.

screw getting the lionheart on disc 1.

by **Rozencrutz** Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:11 pm

Lol FF8 is lol

by **Arc** Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:20 pm

Richter Albend wrote:Lol FF8 is lol

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH D8

I spent 7 hours playing cards...

*fetal position*

*sob*

by **Rise: The Game** Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:55 am

^^

amazing. this is like a lets play of ff9

by Toriko Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:14 am

I only played FF8 until the part where squall tells that woman off by telling her to go talk to a wall, and then FF9 came out and I said fuck this FF9 has vivi

by **Rise: The Game** Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:16 am

G wrote:I only played FF8 until the part where squall tells that woman off by telling her to go talk to a wall, and then FF9 came out and I said fuck this
FF9 has vivi

squall=faggot.

by **Rozencrutz** Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:25 am

Squall also = bipolar

by Kallen Kozuki Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:13 pm

Yeah Squall was kinda a bad character in my mind.

by **Arc** Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:12 pm

His rudeness early on was something I liked... and then he had to develop FEEEEEELINGS for that girl and ruin whatever badassery he had.

She's not even that hot either ._.

by **Rozencrutz** Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:51 pm

Yeah that was my death point for him as well, he was like, I must remained focused on the mission and what I am doing.

Rinoa passes out.

OMG I HATED YOU SO MUCH I WANT YOU BACK.

by SHSL Gang Leader Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:33 am

This...is the magic of Final Fantasy IX.

Spoiler:

End of disc one

by **Rozencrutz** Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:04 am

Ah this is great stuff.

by **Rise: The Game** Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:09 am

Amazing. Though i SWORE Freya said "Im gonna bust you up" when she was drinking.

Wait nvm thats what baku says

by Kallen Kozuki Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:13 am

Freya saying that wouldn't be surprising though.

by SHSL Gang Leader Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:12 am

Fagtree wrote:I have seen the end of my thousand-year life, and it is not now.

Idiot Brother wrote:It's about five minutes from now.

I wrote:I'm gonna scan it! If it's undead, I can use a Phoenix Down on it!

MISS

I wrote:Damn.
In that case, I think there's a good chance fire will work on a tree monster. VIVI USE FIRE

The fire started.

FLAME BLADES

I wrote:What!?
No!
Okay, fine! I'll put the fire out! VIVI USE BLIZZARD

Fagtree wrote:*dies*

I wrote:WHAT

THE FUCK

JUST HAPPENED

Idiot Brother wrote:IT'S VIVI

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