Bleach Manga: Spoilers

And now he's back to bitch.

Wow. He was super powerful, and he got killed by a mostly dead vice captain. I dunno if it proves Tousen's pansyness, or if it proves Hisagi's badassness. I'm gonna say the first, cause Hisagi got beat by Yumichika in the first arc.

Though, does this really mean that Bleach is coming to an end?

Also, what does this mean for Wonderwice?

But for now:

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!!!!

I liked Tousen before this too. Maybe I just have a thing for Knight Templar types but to me he was like an evil counterpart of Byakuya from Soul Society (when he was obsessed with upholding the law) so seeing him reduced to this is just...yeah.

...............a bug? Seriously?
...........done in by hisagi? SERIOUSLY?

I love this chapter, cause it's just so perfect for Tousen.

Over the entire course of the series, Tousen has gotten bitchier, and bitchier, and now at the height of his failure of a character, he gets done in, in one of the most pussy ways ever seen in Bleach.

Let's make an account of Tousen's bitchyness:

1. Being a wimpy captain. Out of the original Gotei 13, Tousen was certainly in the lower half of the captains. Probably just below Komamura, and just above Soi Fon.

2. He waited just to ambush Uryuu, and I think he even used his Bankai on him, Uryuu having been half dead, and about to lose all the powers he's ever had.

3. The Kenpachi fight. I'm not sure I even need to explain this one. Granted, he was fighting Kenpachi, BUT he used his Bankai on him, couldn't hit him once except the time Kenpachi PURPOSELY let him hit, had to have Komamura save his life after he did all that macho posturing, and Kenpachi didn't even need to remove his patch.

4. The betrayal. Betrayal isn't usually a sign of bitchyness, but for the fact that Tousen was all about: 'Justice! Justice! Justice!" made him seem like a hypocrite. And since he was already pretty bitchy, it furthered his bitchyness.

5. He acted like he was superior to Grimmjow, who was a far more interesting character.

6. He betrayed Kensei, a far cooler character, in the Pendulum arc.

7. Hollowification.

8. Killed by a nearly dead vice captain, when he was technically on the same level as Ichigo as far as power. Moreso, probably.

This is just sad.

Seriously it looks like Kubo is just trying to end this as fast as possible so he can go and do...whatever it is he does.

It's a pure asspull IMO.

And why did Byakuya and Kenpachi just start fighting out of no where for little to no reason other then, "You're a demon" "Fuck You" "Okay".

Jesus if Kenpachi and Byakuya kill eachother I will first orgasm then cry for the rest of my life cause Kenpachi and Byakuya are...well...dead.


Also

What? So Tousen gets his ass handed to him, and now we're supposed to feel sorry for him? Who does he think he is? A Tales main villian?

"NOW THEY STAND A CHANCE!!!"

Reading that in a picture with ichigo attacking Aizen is just pure comical

Where did Ichigo even come from...it's like.

Tosen: Baaaaw
Furry: Baaaaw
Hisagi: Lolwat?
Aizen: *bans Tosen IRL forever.*
Ichigo *Comes out of fucking nowhere*
Tite Kubo: NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE...to end this fucking thing...

But Shinji's Bankai was cool.

Masu Claus wrote:"NOW THEY STAND A CHANCE!!!"

Reading that in a picture with ichigo attacking Aizen is just pure comical

Lol. Really. Remember the last time Ichigo attacked Aizen? He stopped his fucking music for God's sake. The only difference now is that Aizen is wearing contacts and a different hairstyle.

I think they made that caption cause of Unohana.

Also, I don't think Shinji ever even said: "Bankai" maybe that's just his shikai. Otherwise we skipped a step.

So to recap:
Shinji inverted.
Aizen broken.
Tousen bitch.
Ichigo here.

Jasdevi wrote:So to recap:
Shinji inverted.
Aizen broken.
Tousen bitch.
Ichigo here.

Pretty much...exactly.

Also am I the only one noticed new chapters being quite rather...short.

Mufasa da Red Nosed Admin wrote:

Masu Claus wrote:"NOW THEY STAND A CHANCE!!!"

Reading that in a picture with ichigo attacking Aizen is just pure comical

Lol. Really. Remember the last time Ichigo attacked Aizen? He stopped his fucking music for God's sake. The only difference now is that Aizen is wearing contacts and a different hairstyle.

I think they made that caption cause of Unohana.

Also, I don't think Shinji ever even said: "Bankai" maybe that's just his shikai. Otherwise we skipped a step.

You know hes gonna insta look at it. And i swear he DID see it, hence

"IM SWINGING A SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!"
Aizen:*put finger on sword*
Ichigo:*Organs spill out as he explodes*

Next chapter:

Shinji: Ichigo! Get Orihime to save Hiyori!
Ichigo: .....Wait, I was supposed to bring Orihime?
Shinji: .....WHAT?!?!!?
Aizen: Lol.
Unohana: Wassup? *Goes Bankai that insta heals everyone.*
Gin: Sweet! I can kill more people now!
Aizen: Lol. Leave that to Wonderwice.
Gin: Awww.
Wonderwice: BATSHITCRAZYTIME!!!!!

LET GIN DO COOL SHIT ALREADY

Also, you already KNOW that Gin's ressurection is going to be a snake. Come on. He looks like a snake, his sword acts like a snake, Rukia sometimes fantasized about him being a snake and wrapping his body around her. He's gonna be a snake.

I dont get it.

are you serious aizen? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
"Do you hate me? YOU CANT HATE ME!!!!!!!"

And did Kyoraku look like he did some dope a few mins before the last page to anyone else?

Yeah Aizen's speech seemed...weird.

"Do you like me? Yes? No? Maybe?"

And that chapter seemed really short to me.

Also, the only two people I'm actually interested in seeing fight right now, Unohana and Genryiusai are no where in sight.

Also, also, did they forget Gin? And Wonderwice? Is Kensei even aware of the situation?

You do know we're gonna cut to one of those two next chapter right? Or Yammy.

IF they cut to Yammy then fuck em all

Well, if they cut to Yammy, it'll be Kenpachi and Byakuya still beating his ass down, so that'll at least be entertaining.

I'd like to see them all fight Aizen for a few chapters, then him all the sudden stop and say: "Looks like I'm done stalling you all." And then Kensei's body fly across the screen, with Wonderwice trailing behind him in some godlike uniform.

And then they pan to Gin, who is making love to the half-dead Rangiku.