Bleach Manga: Spoilers

remind me whose Ryuuken?

Uryu's daddy

Oh he was great. Pissed cuz his sons only good at sewing lol

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I know this is getting old. But that's the point. It's a parody on the current way bleach is going.

Though, Ichimaru has proven once again that he's a crazy rapist psycho.

And I wouldn't have him any other way.

yes, but what is with ichigo's dad tying him down? he trying to make sure he doesn't kill ichigo for being so stupid

Keigo took Afro-san's sword....hahahahaha...

Oh this is gonna end well.

Seriously though I say Aizen's entire evil plot was to grow a mullet.

Now, he's just making stuff up as he goes along so he doesn't look like an idiot.

Why is Aizen taking so long anyway? Doesn't he just need to destroy the town? Why can't he just cough and blow it all up?

Then again, knowing Aizen, he probably has no intention of doing that at all. He's just gonna turn Ichigo into a weapon. And then we meet the real main character:
Bleach - The King of Shinigami. Who's bankai is a tommy gun that shoots nitroglycerin bullets that cause nuclear explosions.

Aizen has to make a select number of sacrifices. He can't just kill everybody. Besides he is having fun touching himself to the violence.

Actually, putting myself in Aizen's shoes:

I'm an all-powerful god who's only potential opponent is stuck in a world where time apparently moves differently, training to use a move that I know is coming and I know won't do anything to me, so why not have fun with all the little people in the city. Torturing them like the worthless maggots that they are.

So yeah. I guess I can give on that part.

However, why is Kubo continuing to show: "OH NOES! ICHIGO IS IN TROUBLE!!!!" You KNOW he's going to succeed. The guy is the MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER. Stop pulling this same fucking shit every time he needs to make his testicles drop. He's gonna WIN. OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO WIN. STOP DRAGGING IT OUT TO ADD DRAMA THAT WON'T EXIST.

Yeah. I admit that. I will be the first person to say Kubo is retarded and draws out too much "drama". You know what? Unless he loses, shut your fucking face and give Gin more panel time. Byakuya and Kenpachi too.

Oh yeah, about that whole plot thing that's happening in Hueco Mundo. What about that anyway?

...Yeah I have no idea. Given the way Kensei was dealt with, who knows, maybe Byakuya and Kenpachi died.

Maybe they all got together and had a big hug.

By now they could have started a fucking casino for all we know. What the fuck Tite?

Well Kubo did say that Uryu would be a pool shark if he weren't a quincy, so it's entirely possible

Things im fucking sick of:

-DECIDE
-Aizen leisurely walking around scaring Keigo,Tatsuki and co.
-Kubo jerking us around about Ichigo's school buddies (at least tatsuki mizurio and keigo) getting SOME sort of power or something.
-DECIDE
-Aizen waving his 5 chapter long dick in our faces

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Things I'm sick of:

-Pretty much what Masu said.
-It's very annoying spending an entire chapter following the COMIC RELIEF CHARACTERS fleeing from the main villain. Also, THEY KEEP COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORK!!! Next thing you know, Kon, even though the guy is a MASSIVE coward, is gonna pop up in his lion thing, and start trying to bide time for them, cause Chizuru has large breasts. That whole chapter could have been about 5 pages long, and you could have done some actual plot development.
-What has actually happened plot-wise the past 5 chapters?
1. Ichigo VS Zangetsu Tensa Zangetsu Hollow Ichigo The guy who lives in his head and tells him to kill things, which still hasn't been resolved, but I can sum it up pretty quickly.

Spoiler:

2. Matsumoto gets 'killed' by Gin? Is she killed by Gin? She had a sword in her face and she's lying on the ground with a blank stare. It would be nice if Bleach actually killed someone for once. Especially when it would be for retribution for being so STUPID like Matsumoto was.
3. Kiego and co run around the city being saved by various old characters who have no purpose in the plot to begin with, and we have no clue if they're going to HAVE purpose or not.
So we could have had all those events in pretty much 2 chapters if you cut out the faffing about.
- What's with the new fucking recaps of what happened in the previous chapter? In the more recent chapters, every single one has dedicated the first one or two pages recapping what had just happened in the last 1 or 2 pages in the previous chapter. You know how ridiculous that's going to look when it comes out in the bulk manga book? "Oh look, here's Urahara showing up to save the day! *Turns page.* Wait what? Did they print the same pages twice? What?"
- Why are we focusing on these new things when there's plenty of stuff that has been completely ignored for a collective 2 years. In fact, let's go over a whole list of them now:

-Grimmjow
-The two corpses Mayuri found in Szayel's basement
-Yammy VS Kenpachi/Byakuya
- Unohana having no reaction to the entire RESISTANCE being killed
- Aizen completely ignoring that Unohana is THERE HEALING HIS ENEMIES
- UNOHANA TAKING AGES TO HEAL PEOPLE WHO ONLY HAD MINOR INJURIES
- UNOHANA!!!!!!!!!!!
- The Vice Captain of the 1st squad, not fighting, not reacting to his captain dying, not reacting to their sworn enemy fleeing, not quitting the manga all together for having the least amount of development of any character in any manga ever.
- Kensei apparently dying or something?
- Urahara's shop people and what they're doing? That one guy was at least a very good kido dude. Probably taught Urahara most of the things he did against Aizen. He would at least bide some time. In fact, he could bide a lot of time....Let's say......Oh, I dunno....maybe....AN HOUR OR SO?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!
- Why is Aizen going for the teenagers that seem to be fleeing very well, when he could just flash step to Ichigo's house and kill the two defensless little girls? That would have gotten Ichigo super pissed. You might even get a bonus by pissing off his dad.
OH WAIT, maybe he's planning to tell GIN to do that. That would be actually rather interesting. It would allow for them to focus on something other than the Looney Tunes Esc chase that's happening between Aizen and Kiego and co. It would also provide for some deep character development for Gin. Is he corrupted enough by Aizen to kill two defensless little girls with his penis extension sword? Did Matsumoto touch his heart enough to keep him from doing something so cruel? Or will he kill the girls and then save himself from being skewered by Aizen and save his own hide? Then while he's about to DEEEECIDDDEEEEE, have Ryyuken show up and say that he thought that when Ichigo's dad asked him to protect his kids it would be a do nothing job. It would be a very interesting and unexpected fight to have; Gin VS Uryuu's Daddy. It would be SO interesting that I doubt that Kubo Tite has even registered that kind of thought in his head ever.
This also leads me to my next missing item:
- Ryyuken. I know he doesn't want to get involved in Shinigami affairs, but I would think this kinda transcendes that. Or is he really saying: "Hm. These people are going to destroy my town, my family and friends, my hospital, my local porn shop, I have to stop them! Wait. They're in shinigami robes....Well, I'm not getting involved with that!" *Sits back in his chair and smokes a cigarette.*
Then again, since he runs a hospital, he's probably hoping for Aizen to injure a couple of people to increase business.
-I'm pretty sure I had more, but I've spent over 20 minutes typing this, so I think I better stop. Just goes to show the path Bleach is taking, and how the frustration with the series has been accumulating to breaking point.

This chapter felt like filler.

Alaude wrote:This chapter felt like filler.

Don Kanoji, Afro Shinigami, nothing happening in the plot.

Yeah, we can call this filler.

Meh. This is better than "TRUE GETSUGA TENSHO" development but it is still boring and filler... fuck.

To be honest.

I'm liking these chapters alot.

Hero Killer Kuma wrote:To be honest.

I'm liking these chapters alot.

Lol. Really? How so?

Stiggs wrote:

Hero Killer Kuma wrote:To be honest.

I'm liking these chapters alot.

Lol. Really? How so?

1. Remind me of early bleach before everything got dumb.
2. Gin, Ginning it up and stuff.
3. That "True Getsuga Bullshit" thing really left a bad taste in my mouth, this is sort of like a lulzy after dinner mint.

Nice to see you can still post in a Bleach topic TLS.

On topic: Anyone else try reading the latest chapter with "Ditty for Daddy" playing in the background? It fits really well.

Alaude wrote:Nice to see you can still post in a Bleach topic TLS.

On topic: Anyone else try reading the latest chapter with "Ditty for Daddy" playing in the background? It fits really well.

OMG. The Violin music started as soon as Aizen showed up. I loled so hard.

Epic win.